Teddy Carpenter Def Comedy Jam

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iNCREDIBLE COMIC

[sweetestantiguan]

thats hilarious!

[thaishamorris]

that ending was pure...Art

[vernersean]

Teddy is a real throwback comic. The don't make em like that no more.

[vernersean]

Teddy got to be one of the funniest brothas around. If u hear him and he dont make yo top 10........take 13 asprin and die slow my ni_ga!

[LilJay03]

Ay she felt him up good though hahah. You saw her other hand hahahaa

[lrwsoreal]

I wish Teddy Carpenter had been recognized as a King Of Comedy, he was so so underrated

[Rayd1oxX]

Yea any new material on him ?

[wilnout6453]

Teddy Carpenter is the dayum TRUTH. You can't find comedy like this nowadays. Everything is so PG-17. This was rated R or MA and we loved it.

[hotboytank1986]

THAT NIGGA WAS FIRE



[h0bb3lit0]

7:30 Epicness begins

[traighost]

Holy shit the end was so funny

[ValeriesGal]

Damn, I remember this now! I was too young to be watching this but my moms used to laugh with us and she was never scared that comedy would ruin our lives. it hasn't, still to this day.

Love you, mama! R.I.P.

[chino187ify]

that girls bad

[chino187ify]

shes a bad chick 

[coppermine2010]

BOOm!!!

[suphoodz]

F*CK MAN, on the other video you put music over the video, and now you finally remove it and i only hear sound from the right... PLEASE THROW YOURSELF IN THE TRASHCAN TEDDYCARPENTER

[MadMaxxieXD]

I freakin love this. Epic win.

[m2w2k]

the end is very genius haha!

[MzShonda17]

I like to hold my shit too..LMAO!!

[MegaKburton]

He gotta dick pull at the end.

[tjbayliss]

Volume is on 0.0000001% - Unwatchable :<

[katriel25]

how do i get the original

[iLoveLarell]

That shit was too funny

[badboykike]

old skool

[MDLolWow123]

OMG THE BEST I LIEK TO HOLD MY SHIT OMGG !!!!!!!!!

[NosebleedDaHitmaker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LAST PART JUST TOOK THE CAKE

[deion152002]

I don't recall me ever not laughing through this video.

[sravenlyn]

Omg lmfao she had too much fun on that stage... he loved when she grabbed it lol no doubt in my mind

[Afr0Afr0]

Her ass was like.. BATHAAAAAA

[AnthonyPaschall]

Simply classic.. That when comedy was funny as hell!

[johnnyruxpin]

THIS DUDE WAS MAD ORIGINAL!!!!!!

[lola5402]

this was my absolute favorite def comedy jam show

[LeFableaux]

......BOYZ.....

[Miles849]

the ending was great that was just awsome

[misdajania]

he a smoove dude for gettin o gurl to hold his stuff

[666Kado]

Shiiiit, that last bit just cracked me up!

[niceandfine]

the ending was classic, love it

[Nikolo777]

wow.....that was nice! 

[varian01]

that was smooth

[phamincmusic2]

teddy is the man 4 dat last one lmfao

[yonkers43]

LMFAO AT THE END ! idgaf I am stealing that shit ! lmao

[CaptainThickums]

i Wouldnt Pick A Goddamn Thing. -WAPA- All Im Saying Is i Aint Gon Pick All This Shit By Myself Is What Im Trying To Tell Everybody. Thats What Im Sayin! -WAPA- Ow Shit! You Sayin This Is All i Got To Do? Shit i Dont Mind Helping A Mothafucka You Know. -WAPA- -WAPA- Ow. I Swear You Guys Make Me So Fucking Mad Sometimes! Let Me Get Up On Top. Bitch You Crazy You Know i Aint Got No Fuckin Insurance! i Aint No Fag Now!

[southernsavage1]

"the overweight lovers in the hooouuuussssseeee!!!!!!!!!" lmao. thats my shit.

[1985journal]

The MLK impression was great!!! Good job!!!

[southernsavage1]

@1985journal i know. i thought i was listenin to MLK himself.

[Jakolytez15]

best comedian i have ever seen.....dayum got me into tears damn it.

[nitrousboy0311]

The end was gold.!!!

[cmatt16]

that whip part had me cryin lmao

[maltonade1]

awesome

[raptorimage]

i dont get, jerry curls and MLK?

[southernsavage1]

hahaha.lmfao.

mane dat ending was hilarious.

[SoulMusic24]

ya this dude is alive. he was jus on the monique show on BET a couple weeks ago

[silentbliss]

has this man passed away and if so wen and how

[RSDjam17]

i think you guys are confusing him with teddy pendergrass. he died not teddy carpenter. what's wrong witch'all? lol

[4n4styn4tigoon]

damn he will be missed

[Floralin]

@4n4styn4tigoon

who you're talking about ? who died ?

[romeo440]

@4n4styn4tigoon did he die?

[mrharmon100]

da part about da whip was hilarious

[reddexred]

hey man bigfan of yours...damn you the shit!!

[NormanDudette]

so funny!!!!! man you crazier than a motherfucker lol!

[Major2219]

Hahahahahahaha I remember him from Bet Comicview back in the day! Dude is funny!!!

[isaacgourrier]

the end was funny lol ahahahhaahah!!!!! i like to hol my shit....!!!!1

[manuntd8]

haha

[kwest30038]

Teddy C. is The Man.... From the 1st time I've seen him on tv doing standup comedy, I've became a major fan. 2009, here in Atlanta, Ga, he performed @ Uptown Comedy Corner, and he delivered.... If he's ever coming to your city or a near by city, please go, you'll laugh your azz off....

[5565962482]

"YOU KNOW THATS NOT A WORD " LMMFAO

[Bighendu60]

HAhaha I remember that last part. You slicker than oil on that last part.

[ljkcf]

" nigga in jerrycurls be blowing up like popcorn "

[Juwreh]

dat nigga lucky as hell doe

[swdnjrotc1]

dat shit went hard at da end

[LajitizN]

kooh as hell

[rafaelitokilgore]

Dis dude deserves to be more famous dan wat he is..comic genious

[bpolk80]

This dude is funny as hell

[Nwordplzplz]

I love Teddy Carpenter hah

[AilanBoi]

That last part was genious LOL

[dunknowhodisbe]

SLICK

[DreWade]

richard pryor imitation was too good!

[mrmrkento]

who isn big lez? SHE IS 1 FINE YELLOW BABE 4 SHO

[McHerqules]

mothafuckin genious

[howarddavid31]

That was Big Lez who held his stuff

[TheRealKontroversy]

that niggas a g

[BigDaddy6065]

Teddy,disniggais too RAW lmao

[SuperTigerclaws]

Teddy Carpenter is RAAAW

[lilstunna41]

that was genius at the end lmaof

[nicobloffer]

niggga went hard

[Afr0Afr0]

then kill yourself. that was funny

[loydboy1]

this is funny

[indianred87]

that was funny lol

[Fasi310]

dis niggas tight as fucc!

[FantasyAppeal]

5:58-6:00 dont that look like waldo from family matters the dude in the front wit the hat

maybe thats jus me

lmao love this vid

[jumpmanth50]

ion here nun

[ComedyFeen]

JAUGATIZE

[hosho187]

ROFL .. SHIT !!! This shit is TOO DAAAMN FUNNY

Go bless you teddy .. omg I'm still laughing LOL !!!

[ladyraven30]

She's a dancer that used to be in alot of videos in the 80's and 90's. I think her name is Leslie. I always liked her.

[eastsiderara]

what song is he singing at 7:21

[Mzbrownsugar11]

lol, 2 funny...especially tha end haha

[cjg4848]

Teddy Carpenter had it all planned out when he got that girl to hold his shit. Real slick dude.

[stopjones209able]

catdog404dip

[iDefineFresh]

Martin, Martin. When we march Ansella, Alabama what we want to do is we want to JAUGATIZE.

Now come on Jessie, you know that's not a word. I dont understand why all my young brothers decide to come in here and just make things up.

Whats wrong with you, you dumb mothafucka?

My people what we must do is gather, dig low, push up, grab higher.

All im saying is, i aint gon pick all this shit by myself is what im trying to tell everybody. Thats all im saying!

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

da girl behind him was doing a good job lol

[sharea01]

teddy is handsome

[PocketRocketPhiil]

Thats how you can tell a mans smart, using the audience to his full advantage.

[moneybaggz08]

dat whip hurt like a mutha fukka lmao........all im sayin is iaint gonna pick all dis by myself 2222 funny.......had 2 hit mike twice hahahaha

[phabianx]

LOL omg omg wtf wasn't eexpecting that last part! hilarious

[Hanau2Crunk]

yo ted man,..

2 funny yo!!

i like2 hold my shit.. lmao

[gnavaratnam]

LOL AT THE END

[CraCaJaC]

1 of my fav comic i use to watch as a kid,ma didnt kno tho lol my 8 -10 yr old ass up too late.

[macadocious13]

5:10

[macadocious13]

3:58

[mc91889]

lmao he is the best!!!!!!

[gioreliazzi]

ridiculously funny man...

[Carto0n7]

bad man.. gangsta shit

[Floralin]

"i like to hold my shit ".. he's smart

[playBoiB01]

LOL @ MLK WITH JHERI CURL

[nightrider2129]

Original Def Comedy Jam was the best comedy show ever on T.V.

[ms0487a]

CLASSIC!!!!

[Afr0Afr0]

"i swear you mutha fuckas make me so mad sometimes" HOOOLY shit Rofl

[diedf47]

lmao!! tthat mother fucker if fucking funny.

[Bigmoneybankhead]

the shit is real funny and that do look like BIG L at 5:57

[AilanBoi]

LMAO Bloody Awesome!!!

[jeanymish]

wow................. fuckin genius

[omogaju]

another raw talent

[quicks29]

still great!!!!

[AnnWUT]

where are all the big girls at? AWW!! don'y let me start pointin mofo's out....LOL

[Dimez22]

now this is comedy at its finest!!!

[chluckey]

he is funny...I like to hold my shit was funny as fuck..lol!

[sput13]

Yea he done with the show but she still holding his shit LMAO

[handidiboy]

this nigga is funny as hel

[raufyr12]

Grap Higher Martin what we mus do is we mus jogatise Spank him with that whip WHAPPOW When i was a young boi i nevva quite learn how to swin couldnt quite cathch th rythem off the strokes why should i hold ma breath noing i make chock lol joka

[stopjones209]

catdog404 i mis def comedy jam. luther i love comedy

[Jazov]

"I LIKE TO HOLD MY SHIT"

[handidiboy]

he is funny as a motherfucker

[Whatuwant15]

wat song is he tlkin about?

[ig14life]

dis man iz 222 funny lllllllllloooooooooollllllll

dis nigga made me laugh 2 much .

if he keeps dis up im gonna had a 6 pack in 5 mins

[ig14life]

teddy carpenter iz 2 funny

[donate2mwah]

OMG fuk yeah he be FUNNY lol still laughing

[WoNdY88]

2 funny man!!! im cryin over here!!!!!

[shinaye80]

man u are mad funny!!!

[shinaye80]

boy u know you mad funny!!!

[phresh07]

Genius

[Ualreadykn0w]

lol at the end she held on to it for a long time loll

[tinyriddlez]

ure a legend

[trixx77]

love the end yo

[swimma369]

this dude mad funny

[machine862007]

teddy you talented man, the whole point is to make ppl laugh, had me fucking rolling, never seen a comic do that shit at the end. Great fucking idea.

[msglamour01]

He is funny thanx for posting

[mywords07]

THE END WAS THE BEST! THANX AGAIN. LOL

[mywords07]

thanx 4 posting! GOOD STUFF.

[soni408]

LOL!

[Baddestchik911]

Good imitations!!! LOL

[JusBeCuzz]

I swear that looks like Big L at 5:57 in the lower left corner.

[sponked]

wtf lol your right hahah

[TSMonkey]

he does do a good richard pryor cos that first joke was ripped off pryor himself.

[lalagirl429]

Ya I was just about to say that

[nelllville]

Richard Pryor Was The Best!

[5699]

one of the best on def jam

[mcclup02]

give it 2 em raw teddy...lol..

[TruMalu4Life]

hey teddy nice joke with the jheri curl nd the popcorn

[tatmonemica]

Teddy Carpenter

[Skates2much]

Amazing ending.

[FeedMeComedy]

"When i first came down here, i drove down this mothafucka 445 miles, on one tank of gas!"

"Well.. when i was a young man, i, never learned to swin. Cant catch the rhytm on the stroke. Why should i hold my breath, feeling as if i might, choke?"

"Now come on Jesse, now you know thats not a word."

"Whats wrong wit' chu, you dumb mothafucka?"

"OW shit, you sayin' this is all i got to do? Shit, i dont mind helpin' a mothafucka, you know."

"Crack lookin' like a big old doorway."

BOOM.

[jweze08]

I like to hold my shit

[beastydon]

dis nigga crazy. lol

[JANESSACOLLIER]

HE DID A GOOD VOICE OF MLK

[entocheets]

I LIKE TO HOLD MY SHIT!

OH YEAH!!!

[BeautyU2U]

Now come on Jesse, you know that's not a word.

LMFAO!

[PocketRocketPhiil]

Omg teddy is so fuckin funny.

the end was brilliant :)

[TinksGirl75]

he said hold my shit!!! :D

[Keerat]

Lmfao hold my shit xD

[symphsymph303]

he is so funny

[jballa201]

haha

this dude hilarious

watch 7:02 to 7:07

[omega5811]

lmao, genius

[ztreetballa]

nice move at the end