Door To Door Douches

[IEatWaffles101]

"are you trying to bond with me,like are We homies now?" Oh Greg, I love you 3

[glamor12agr]

Ur fucking awesome wait no amazing wait no hilarious !!!!!! XD

[kakawkaization]

thumbs up if thumbs up

[EpicAirsoftKid1998]

Lol retzov I thought the same thing...buy honestly, who cares he has a cool name and is awesome!

[madisonsonson]

i would have onision....

[001Glaceonice001]

0:57 "my wife's dead" lol

[kfillier7779]

lol my first job was door to door sales

[NinaVerven]

i miss skye :(

[retzov]

WAIT the base you were on was oson is that where you got onision from? O.o am I the only one who noticed that?

[ImNotTrollinXD1]

@retzov onision is his last name you dud

[brookielovesherbffs]

I could wach this 10000000000000000 more times and still laghf

[DarkSmurfSora]

HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA­AAAAA

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

I focused on Skye through the whole thing :O

[SaddlebredLovee]

when did sky and greg become friends again?

[OmenHart]

@SaddlebredLovee this is from November 2010

[SaddlebredLovee]

@OmenHart thanks ^.^

[tophrocks96]

This is sooo funny!! Haha! Wait, did you really go into the military, I feel stupid for asking.

[47Troy47]

2:28 am i the only one who could see him owning guns XD,

[ZacksWhack]

Terminator knock lol

[0Killjoy]

@Onision this actually happened?! What did they do?

[StanTWornum]

Shes Not My Wife Shes JESUS Lmao

[Muffins1559]

If i could have one thing in the world. I would truely want a life with no judgement or democracy, but my true dream is to make a youtube video with you and cyr and shane dawson

[Muffins1559]

If i could hs

[Budsgirl551]

Did onion really serve in the military? He seems so young.. Go Onision :)

[redrhyn0]

This is why you just open the door, tell them to fuck off and slam it in their face....

[metawyrm]

@redrhyn0 fuck off cretin

[redrhyn0]

@metawyrm HAHA! I'm the cretin? the cretins are the people, trying to sell me shit, that I either already have or peddle their religion.

They can fuck off.

[CANTGETENUF100]

She's not my wife.....

She's jesus

[aaron007ize]

this is the best of onisions vidios that ive seen in a while

[DylanHayes95]

These videos need to be brought back!! :D

[StVampyrMassacare]

Vagina!

[okcboi]

u wouldnt have the guts to do door to door anyway.

[DumbassBoiis]

@okcboi this is a parody you faggot. He never said he had the guts to do it? and so what if he doesnt. go look for someone to love you.

[okcboi]

@DumbassBoiis shut up bitch!! I know what it is, you a damn loser fool!! you aint got the guts for anything cause men constantly fuck u in the ass and u got no insides hoe ass

[DumbassBoiis]

@okcboi Firstly, Im male. Secondly, If I had no insides I wouldnt be able to type this, Third and lastly, That was a pathetic comeback. What are you? 8? Go back to club penguin.

[okcboi]

@DumbassBoiis man that comeback was weak, I dont even need to respond if you dont understand that, what are u 13?? faggot??

[DumbassBoiis]

@okcboi yes good guess. I am in fact 13 ;3

[califoniasun]

@DumbassBoiis im sorry @okcboi but dumbassboiis is clearly the winner here

[XxSakuraHarunoChanxX]

Back then he was still with Skye. ;(

[Beastman461]

I love your house its pretty epic BRO

[ChazYocom]

At 1:09, he reminds me of Micky Dolenz!

[RespectThe80s]

Onision. Do a Clockwork Orange skit, cause you look like that guy.

[dinksta]

Greg, where you in the military for real?

[MiaDepRockRionII]

Kyle.

[jayjayspider]

Thumbs up if you watch the t-mobile commercials just because of the girl lol

[TheRaymond1245]

That was awsome

[kisa154]

lol seruiously this episode was hilarious XD

[kisa154]

lol the conversations are so funny in this

[GorillazNoodle22]

What? Season 1 episode 2?

[StanTWornum]

This How U Get People 2 Buy Ur Widows AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA

[ShadowDevilism]

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

-Seriously...

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

- O.O ...

[IHeartBananas6]

OMG this was soooo funny! BTW the girl in the video has her own channel now:

fellfromtheskye

She just as cool as Onision

[darkblade9957]

this video was uploaded on my birthday! :D happy birthday to me!

[BlinkEvelinaa]

'She's not my wife....uhhh..........she's Jesus.'

hahahahahaha i laughed so hard (x

[kickinchicken89]

oh no not osan worst time in my life

[10DegreesBelow]

This happens to me all the time...

[LaughLoveMusiK]

Greg you're so beautiful :)

[TheBlablabla009]

Who'd you rape?

[EastCoastPeace3]

LOL im humping his doorrrr

[Thehumornetwork]

from 2:52-2:59 what greg is doing is my life story

[brambletail4]

....that looked like tantaga....

[YellowJelloXD]

@brambletail4 It was. :o

[MonroeVanityLVR]

@brambletail4 Are you serious or is that sarcasim

[claireclaire223]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[FroYoPlatypus]

Onision! Your house is so freaking cool! Every room is a different extravagant color!

[theDawsonFollower]

holy crap i was stationed in osan air force base in korea

[DarkAngelWings101]

If I could have any one thing in the world....it would be a family of my own.

[lunieloona713]

A friend

[vikki7896]

does anyone else ever stop at the end of o-ni-si-on to read what he typed cause its a little to fast or is it just me?

[mak260]

@vikki7896 its like that for a reason you know......the fact that you actually care enough to go back to it shows that it actually means something to you...

...if i could have anything in the world......it would be something......

[friendlyschizo]

how the hell did he get both onision's in one shot????

[NinjahSaurus]

@friendlyschizo

its a technique called 'split screens'

[nstrike45]

I didn't no you served god bless you

[spencer2hamilton]

thumbs up if u think onision is smexy as hell

[RoxelleTheGreat]

Lmfao Skyes Reaction to 2 girls 1 cup click 8 repeatedly...lol

[tourettesunicornio]

wanna hear epic duchbageerey click 6



[FrostbiteHDFX]

i loled so hard

[Scrappyz86]

dude youre sexy as fuck lol i love this stuff.. i wanna join this cast!

[shoookitup]

wen he says we're all frends here it reminded me of wen i went 2 applebees w/ my family & the waiter guy thot i wuz sad so he tried 2 cheer me up, his exact words wer "smile, i kno u can smile! cmon, we're all frends here. u dnt hafta b shy!" thn my stupid says "o no shes not sad, shes emo" totally ruined my life

[SScupi]

''Eh... urrr... She's not my wife, she's JESUS!'' that cracked me up xD

[777systemofadown]

id have megan fox, dont ask why

[AlisaKeroro]

LMAO

Skye is awesome

[komoroshi]

1:00 lol in the bg

[LtUnreal]

2:33 you can see the walls move into the doorway area thing yeah.

[mandiichick]

this video reminds of my brothers and sisters, but the only difference i go off on them ...xD

[apocalypse123]

Press 1 for the terminator theme.

[hammerdown88555]

Onision, you said your last base was Osan Or Oson, is that was your name is based on?

[CinaMash]

@hammerdown88555

His name means

oni- one

sion- divine community.

[XCanineCutieX]

I miss Skye too.

[xiKakashi]

2:23 :)

[shawnvids123]

LOL!!! LMAO @ 0:53

[japanskagome]

:( i miss skye. :(

[teteringseballen]

greg

who's that guy that looks just like you?

[Weirdo365yea]

@teteringseballen Thats his ex Wife thats Skye

[lonelygloomyday]

2:21 IMFAO... 

[shawnvids123]

@lonelygloomyday LMAO IKR

[xXKittyTreatsXx]

LMAO hes doing the terminator theme song door knock :)) 

[theonifan200]

did any one else notice Skyes hands at 1:00?

[scott327696]

@theonifan200 XD ive seen this like 10 times and never noticed tht

[shinigami1234321]

AAAAAHHhHhHhh OOoOoOoNnnNkoOoOo

[johnhimura1000]

2:40 omg that guy is really really scared of onision AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[creadorpuchi]

@johnhimura1000  sky

[evon2033]

they were just begging to die lol

[poitertoip]

wait, you were in the military? you really don't look like someone who'd be. yet again,that's coming from the most oblivious man on the planet :3

[IamKindness]

@poitertoip Yeah he was, look at some of his earlier videos. He has a military haircut.

[SupaHughman]

Your a cunt

[dinozrokzeeworld]

lol 2:22

[travman1987]

I thought the knock at the door was the Terminator theme song for a second.

[Vindictus1000]

I rofl'ed at 2:14

[lifeisgood12341]

Was he actually in the military ?

[2kool4you2eat]

@lifeisgood12341 yea he was

[iJessicaKneuss]

PRESS PAUSE THEN PLAY THEN HOLD 8. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

[iJessicaKneuss]

EPICCNESS! PAUSE THEN PLAY, THEN PRESS, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. LMAOO. ! :D

[EastCoastPeace3]

lmao ''haw haw haw....im humping his dooor''

[EastCoastPeace3]

2:23 EPIC SKYE SCREAM

[arielasa]

0:13... sexy pose<3

[Randomman5634]

LOL. Pause & play, press 3 and 8.

[Dude0Vinni0Dude]

Why is he wearing a coat inside? Well, he's hot so I'm gonna let him away with it.

[LtUnreal]

BEST VIDEO BY ONISION MOAR OF THIS PLZ I NEED MOAR LAUGH THX

[KaylaLuvsSnow11]

shes not my wife... uhhhh shes Jesus. LMAO!!! sooo great! i love Onision! :) and i agree with you @Anchi95metal

[Anchi95metal]

If I could have anything in my life it would be Onision. :)

[angelayala452]

lmao!

[em0r0x097]

Haha!

[TheBikerprincess94]

Watch my video with my friend it's called duches pleas leave a commit

[CBPCorps]

Terminator Theme knock FTW.

[Dudettedixhuit]

i love the face that he makes at the end when he's screming, like slow weird muvements ... :O AAAAAAAAWWWWA :O AAAAAWWWAA :O sofunny ..

[AxelRCuster]

0:59 what's up with skye she's so funny

[DarkOcelot7]

Looking for the scary music but I didn't find anything, anyone can help me ?

[Aepotheosis]

@DarkOcelot7 it sort of sounds like the Jaws theme song. So.. that?

[grizzzlyo]

lol when the guy knocks it sounds like The Terminator theme :3

[jaime2975]

@grizzzlyo dude i was just gonna post this up lmao

[Choloz22]

@grizzzlyo lol yeah

[deathtothehuns]

I love it when I get out f a store and the car has all these papers and some plasic cross all over it scratching the windows..-.- lol

[FunWithAGun97]

where u actually in the military?

[francrann113]

@FunWithAGun97 hell yes he was! have you not seen his other videos?!!!!

[FunWithAGun97]

@francrann113 yes i have i just didnt know he was in the military

[GuineaPTwinkie]

This is easily one of my favorite Onision videos ever! And if I could have anything in the world, it would be a free house.

[KaylynnDances]

AHH AHH AHH

*Blank Face*

[Holywoodstyle]

@haleybug292 OMG me too xD

[knotightul]

TERMINATOR KNOCK!!!

[SuperTony909]

@knotightul lol i said that 3 weeks ago XD

[knotightul]

@SuperTony909 Then why didn't it show up in highest rated comment? Ha. It really should've...and with your comment buried in with 3 other weeks of comments I wouldn't have known it was already done. I don't go looking through past comments like EVERYONE else does... ;)

[Lady21Deaths]

I served in space too,...... o_O LMAO

[123batr]

at the end onision is like ''what the fuck is wrong with you people...you drank too much crown...'' lol xD

[drewsta199]

1:00

SKYE HOLDING HER JUGS UP THERE.

[haleybug292]

If I could have one thing, it'd be ADAM FUCKING LAMBERT.

[VictoriiaJade]

Greg: I'm humping this doooor.

Skye: ohoho.

[BrandiRevenge]

What is Skye doing at 1:00???

[KraftyTheHatter]

@BrandiRevenge I believe she is cupping her supple breasts.

[kittierox100]

Awwhh..I miss Skye.

[Warkyle5]

Total gym fitness/pull-up bar at 1:18 NICE! i have one 2.

look above him.

[ColtartX]

You served? cool man im gonna serve when i get old enuf

[ThatCaptainBatman]

''my wife's dead''

''..okay..?''

''so, you should buy our windows''

lol im totz gonna use that when i want something

GAAH, SKY'S SCREAM IS PRICELESS!!

[SDfunnygirl]

I want a cinnamon bun. I know it has nothing to do with the video but I just really want a cinnamon bun...

[sophieturtlepearl]

ahhhhhhh.......... o-ni-si-on

[jayjayspider]

idk, but this is my favorite video!

[CortanaFTW]

Wish I had a door to hump...

*sigh*

[XxSTLLMPTxX]

did you actaully serve in the military?

[Warkyle5]

@XxSTLLMPTxX Air force 3 years 6 months.

[lookintomyeyes123]

skye is so adorable <333333333 :)))))

[KatatonicKrazyFace]

if i could have any one thing...it would not be tangible. it would just be happiness.kinda like what you have...only modified to my expectancies and likeness.

[StopSayingBelieveIt]

Greg, why are you and Skye both so gorgeous? :)

[cbpbear]

she's Jesus hahahahahahaha, and yep u do look pretty hot in this vid :)

[tomshaze]

lmfao!

[TheKimmy12304]

like this if u think tht hes so fucking hot in this video<3

[MuffinsUnited]

@TheKimmy12304 am i allowed to like it if im straight

[TheKimmy12304]

@MuffinsUnited i mean obviously...i dont judge..its cool i love gay people :D

[kawiilover555]

i want to know what actually happend if it did

[cheeseyrawr]

They're still there...

[tmandoo1]

*insert palpatine voice here* UNNNLIMITED POOOWAAAAA!!!!

[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

I don't know what I would want if i could have anything. I think I am fine with what I have now =]