I Hate Something Awful

[JeonardShadby505]

This is my favorite David Mamet monologue.

[toadfan64]

This video has something awful.

[kidkool47]

I bought a bong from this guy

[TheLinkToTheFuture]

no way this is real and yeah kid i think thats exactly why you where band because you shave

i'm sorry i mean s s s s shave good luck with your speaking classes i say ^^

[MastrShaake]

Mario. On our arms? :O

[madichelp0]

Art thou angered?

[TheJackTrades]

"I fucking shave and you ban me?"

[hippoferalkes]

LOL loser!! u got served!

[NorwegianMetalDude]

He mad

[ZenPunk]

is this guy for real?

[warlord90210]

He was obviously trolling... he didn't even have rage on his face.

[EbonyDragun]

He sounds upset that he can't be with the people he hates.

[gazcan1]

Ooohhh u shave therefore u shouldn't get banned. And I don't know what ur banned from

[4533josh]

@gazcan1 Something Awful forums, you have to pay $10 to get an account, its an anti-troll mechanism that works quite well

[KingBrawnzProduction]

I can barely make out the content of his speech.

[wayhard89]

so wait wheres the im a fag with no life comment he was suppose to say about himself.

[JittersCaffeine]

Wow, someone's mad about the internet again. Because, you know, the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS. "SOMEONE CALLED ME NAME ON THE INTERNET, I BETTER TELL EVERYONE"

[devlocity]

He shaves, Dammit!

[Whatupwidat]

"Grr I'm really pissed but I gotta do it quietly so my mum doesn't hear me swearing!"

[TheFatty2497]

His parents are going to be the ones who pay for the hooker who takes his virginity.

[TheFatty2497]

Wait, wait, wait, wait WAIT. So being poor is a diss? We have to obtain a certain amount of money to be cool? This kid doesn't know how spoiled and immature he looks. I can't see some one like this growing up to actually become something other than a friendless man who depends on funds provided by parents. I don't know if to blame his parents or feel bad for them. And the worse part is that there are millions of kids around the world who act like this.

[gameboycolor47]

lol this guy

1) needs to learn ITS THEIR WEBSITE

2) maybe he should look into WHY HE GOT BANNNED

and 3) why not shoot them an email and ask "hey why did i get banned?" and if its somthing he didnt do then explain himself this guys a freakin idiot xD

[SuperBrobot]

trolled and banned by website admins

[antisadism]

Hes talking softly because he doesnt want to wake his parents.

[BradTheProducer]

Is this part of that contest where Lowtax had people make anti-SA videos for fun?

[bakudandanLL]

lol what a dumb retarded spic

[Fuzzy192006]

your mothers eat the penises of various niggers

[KingKoodaz]

You shave because your uncool fo'shizzler! Havin' a beard makes you SEXEH!

[meagabound64]

haha, i dont think he even has neck hair let alone shaving

[itshardtoseecolors]

Why do all these ranters say that one joke, where it's "called somethingawful, because it's SOMETHING AWFUL. HEH." 

[yuikami]

15 Dollars LOL

[MrSirLeon]

Well he only owns somethingawful

[TheShadowFog]

nerds? lol 

[127sexyboy]

HOLY SHIT 15 FUCKING DOLLARS.

[LynxCoding]

This guy is mad lol.

[lemonystuff]

Woah, sorry Keanu Reeves!

[itsfriedeggs]

guys he paid them fifteen dollars god i that this was a retsuprea troll im sad now its so fake

[Peppepoppldoppl]

Fake and gay video, looks too much like simondeansmilk behaviour to me.

[trickstered]

This was fake, there was a thread on SA alonnnnggg time ago where they posted videos as if they were pissed off banned users, this is one of many.

[wordupassholes]

this guy owes me money

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@wordupassholes And you are just a fag

[ZeetherKID77]

Sounds like someone who got pissed because of YCS.

[rizuhbull]

He bought $10.

wut?

[TouchedProductions]

Aahahaha, what a troll! :D

[Lasonzor]

Shaving should always be grounds for an immediate ban.

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

He just mad he lost his $10.

[salvo711]

Wow...

[xAzureIzumix]

I find it funny that they start ranting on so much shit, followed by a "LOL I DON'T CARE NEMORE.." Obviously you care if you start with a long rant and cussing.

[coolmzn226]

I think I know how this guy posted, "hai gaiz, doo J00 like teh Ps3, itz bitchin rite?"

[theemojuggernaut]

no shit

[theemojuggernaut]

GET A LIFE

u are wat 13 whining like a little ass girl lol over some stupid game

[antisadism]

@theemojuggernaut You know the guy who posted this isnt him, the real guy bitching out in the vid deleted his other vids.

[theemojuggernaut]

i fucking shave u bane me?

[NeverForgetWizet]

"I fucking shave and you ban me?"

That's a legitimate argument.

[TheZombieboat]

I wish you the best of luck in one day growing your own neck-beard, good sir. Please keep up the good work on your eloquent and dazzling videos. Cheers.

[supershadey09]

Whoa, whoa there, buddy. You can bash Something Awful all you want, but you leave that poor camera alone.

[Wayof88]

That was the angriest Napoleon Dynamite impersonation I've EVER seen.

[HaloKittyKiller]

Ps3 has no games

Xbox has halo

You mad come at me bro

[ILIKECEREALX]

"You know what? I don't care."

If that's the case, why is this guy so upset? Why would he even post a video?

[ChaosTheorite]

"You fucking losers! I shave! And stick shit up my nose to talk like this!"

...

"TEN DOLLARS!!!!!!!"

[mrcuddles100]

I fucking shave... and you ban me???

[Malphas87]

BLARUURURURURUUGH YOU SUCK WAAH WAAAH WHINE WHINE WHINE I HATE SOMETHINGAWFUL YOU FUCKING LOSERS YOU BANNED MEWAAH WAAH but i dont care. trollogic

[Itssum]

I think I got sea sick from this video.

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

Love that you retards still don't get that the guy in this video is making a parody.

[GrizzlyBearSarna]

this guy seems really tough.

[CyberSlayer128]

"I don't care"

I think that this video proves otherwise my good sir.

[jaetguz]

This kid is a total pussy....my little 14 year old sister would surely kick his face....

[mawknation]

I don't believe that this kid actually shaves.

[LuigiFan210]

Seriously it is their website. If they want to ban this guy they can do it even if the reason is stupid. If it is, I couldn't tell.

[benos]

Calling them faggots doesn't make you any better then them.

[Rhoov14]

he shaves what?

[ljyong21]

Look at those luscious lips. I bet he excels at lubricating the male genitalia orally.

[sinfonia11]

brilliant.

[Ephabia]

Nah, he was trolling. The Mah..Mary-Oh slip up was a good indicator and there are a few others.

[MrGamedudeguy]

I love how they always say " OH I DONT CARE"

[PenguinFated]

I don't think this kid can read. But that's the least of his problems.

[WiiFolderJosh]

Marry Oh.

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

You're too young to shave , son

[Reaverbot]

i fucking shave, and you BAN ME?

[TheJinxrr]

Better watch your back lowtax this dude's shaved and he's got your number.

[bringrofmanyachuckle]

I love it when they say they don't care. XD

[Lawliet31101979]

ps3 got no games bitch

[THEKINGOFEUR0PE]

I WOOD GAVE HEM CPR TILL HIS MANHOOD DEFALATED AND THEN WE WOOD SPOOON TILL THE TECHER COT US

[CragsyCentral4]

Lol troll

[imdeceptacon]

wish my mom could buy me a ps3 :(

[yunikage]

I'd hit it.

[CyberSlayer128]

"I don't care because-erkahbvg-because you know what?"

Gets me every time

[Link00065]

If your accusing somebody of being poor then you cant complain over $15

[pHr33kAcHu]

Troll.

[dyamalos]

I was laughing so hard after his camera slips twice and falls over twice I didn't listen to half his rant until he said he doesn't care and then slaps himself as he rages into his hand. The entire video looks like he's going to cry.

[NintendanGX]

this guy is a homo on crack

[REMisagoat]

I fuckin' shave and you ban me?

[JawesomeThePirate]

They banned him for shaving.

[ADBHLS]

I love how the camera in the beginning is trying to look away as if to escape the impeding horror.

[maket000]

ooh 6,969 views :3

[90sHeroMAXD]

You know what's sad. He looks exactly me.

[adolescentbeat]

lol SA is a bunch of losers and nerds, but he's bitching about being banned. Oh, okay.

[terrificTBO]

this is hilarious

[AntiProUltra]

cool story, bro

would watch again

[RDVoDkA]

fuck of low tax

[arcaneaddict]

whos fault is that for putting money on a game or let alone on teh internet...

[77Lupin1]

@arcaneaddict DUDE, he spent like, a month's allowance on SA! He should totaly sue.

[gnackattack]

lol its all of sass embodied in one dude

[Blushikami]

what a fucktard.

if it's fake, retarded.

if he got banned, he's clearly fucking retarded and doesn't know how to maintain himself.

Americans at their best which in my opinion, is at my worst.

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Why does everyone resort to that? "Something Awful, because it is something awful! Huurrrr!" Honestly if it mattered that much to him that he spent money he probably shouldn't have gotten himself banned.

[YooToobCanSuckIt]

(It's a joke)

[KennyWinkler]

GOLLY GEE I SURE SUPPOSE THAT IS....SOMETHING AWFUL :v

[munster2012]

"Mary-O"

[fnupfnup]

It's a fake video and he did a really good job obviously.

[BurningMonkel]

"You nerd" Hahahahaha.

[beepmotherfuckerbeep]

Even the camera is so embarrassed by this that it tries to escape several times.

[saidthedog]

that boy called something awful something awful D:

[MercyHallows]

For someone who is making the argument that he doesn't care, he sure as hell looks like he does!

[Cocklaunch]

troll harder

[BEARCRAB]

people actually fall for this horrible acting

[SpiDeRReal]

AAAAAAAnd stay banned :)

[darardusaki]

I thought he was going to say "LOWTAX.............I WANT TO FUCK YOU"

[tailkite]

Haha, what a retarded kid.

"You know what? I don't care... GRRRR, mark my words, the something awful, GOONS, are just over with."

[checomrie]

LIES IN THIS VIDEO; "I shave".

[bakudandanLL]

yeah

[Vulpyro]

"U think u can just ban me raaargh"

Wellll, yeah lol

[chafenhimer]

i'd say he's a troll but he actually deleted his vids... he owns either way though

[Sinisterene]

Yeah, I fucking love watching this. It's sad that he deletes his other videos and only leaves the really underwhelming ones :(

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@chafenhimer i dont think hes a troll, i got pretty scared when he shook the camera around and made sex noises.

[MrTim223]

This vid is very homosexually done. *PS3 user*

[fartamplifer]

LOL I think he made the recording in his washroom so his parents won't hear him; hat's why he's whispering too. hehehehe

[Manusturbo]

Hahaha!

[SpeedoJoe]

He so doesn't care.

[Spektre41]

Shit SA, banning a 13 year old because he shaves? That's low.

[RealTrixRabbitTroll]

"MARRYIO!!!!!!!!!!"

Notice how he looks back when he cusses? He's being quiet so his mom doesn't hear him haha

[eggbandicoot6]

@RealTrixRabbitTroll It's not Mary.........o.

[RealTrixRabbitTroll]

"MARRYIO?" lol

he's speaking quietly so his mom doesn't hear him cussing. notice how he looks back when he cusses. hahaha

[Xantor12345]

I SHAVE YOU BAN ME?

[TheDeadSlammurai]

Boo hoo. Get a job!

Seriously, this is a fifteen year old kid stressing out because the internet hates him. Waah waaah waah.

[br1ck4br4ck]

its 15 dollars. boo hoo. get a job. work for 2 hours. youll have that and a dollar and some change leftover.

[Boshi0]

What an epic tale, it shows anger, love, betrayal and humor all in 1 minute and 37 seconds.

[Washu73]

Great story.

I would watch it again.

5/5 stars

[Sinisterene]

Yeah, I know, but his other video is so underwhelming :(

[TheKillwhores]

origins of a supervillian

[Armacalypse]

I wonder if he killed himself. I would get off to that.

[Boshi0]

A twelve year old who thinks he's hard? The only hard thing about this guy is his dick when he sees gay porn

[LosandaAE]

1:21

I dont care... AT ALL!

muhahahha

[Chigorinn]

oh no SA did it now. they sealed their doom when they chose to ban Wilmer Valderrama.

[MrBaryar]

It's over, guys. You heard him. Pack it up.

[Rereversed]

It's Something AWFUL!

Get it? He implied the site is awful by highlighting the 2nd part of the websites name, Awful!

[ViacomSS]

Lowtax IS a faggot.

But SA is 1337.

Shoot up your school and get it over with.

[TheCraigTM]

I wish I knew who this was. I love pointless rage! XD

[Sinisterene]

He's youtube user "PositiveMouse" :D

[awsometesla2]

lol

[Secretservicedentist]

He wants to shout but his mom is in the other room, so it's just an angry whisper.

[PuzzledGlance]

I wonder what he'd do if a girl or guy dumped him

[TheSofaFox]

Guy talks like he has a dick in his mouth.

[ResonanaceCascade]

e/n

[ResonanaceCascade]

is this fake or is this kid for real?

[k0rr0si0n]

Marryo

[AliceLikesCats]

haha 2nding the "marryo"

[wowbagger2004]

I knew Wil Wheaton was a goon!

[chafenhimer]

hahahaha the guy removed his video

[daTERRORIZER]

Have you considered suing your brain for none support?

[ToxiicParadiise]

OMGGG you're soo fucking ugly! i'm sorry lol.. but you are

Why videos? when you look terrifying.. honestly . Have mercy on our souls.. ( the ones who watch the vdieos )

[hyrohero1]

o0o0o0o $15  why dont you call up your lawyer and fucking sue.....

you chose to put your money in their hands....

and who the fuck pays for an account on a website.....???????

[poek210]

this idiot should be banned from youtube as well haayyyyyyyo!!!

[bladerunner162]

watchout Lowtax hesa comin for ya.

[Koppens7]

At 1:19 he said he "doesn't care". Sounds like someones a little bit of a hippo-cryte.

[mpipe]

don't need to shave when you're prepubescent

[zurbleburb]

unfunny as shit

[unwashedmime]

rofl, hes obviously kidding, you guys are retarded.

[RADIUSZEROONE]

I meant to put a question mark at the end of my last comment but forgot too, I was rendered stupid by the hypocrisy.

[RADIUSZEROONE]

If you're so pissed about losing $15, how can you claim that the goons are poor.

[freshdxm]

and now i'm pregnant

[Dypskog666]

haha, so fucking uggly you are :)

[DPhunkT187]

Settle down man. Breathe...