The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Don't Sweat It [9/29/09]

[Phenomenaman]

If only he made more uploads like this one..

[SupaMarioX]

7:32 - 7:37 MY GOD, MAN, GET THE SENTENCE OUT.

[Bulconmark3]

RIP Clyde Cash



[BiggestDoucheEver]

I bet Chris didn't put any effort in looking up stuff about Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays. He probably just Google searched they're names, and knowing Chris, he probably doesn't know how to work Google. So instead of "WORKING ON IT", he probably just lied and said there no Information on them.

[doitforthekids1]

Uploader is fucking retarded. Virginia near Charlottesville can be 90s in late September.

[lemonfryer]

01:47 i bet Chris has masturbated to them all in that order

[Dudinator123]

If he knew what pixels were, THAN WHY DIDN'T HE MAKE A SPRITE COMIC?! Yeah it would've still sucked, but at least it would be stupid homedrawn five year old drawings. Sprites are so easy to make! I'm starting to get the idea that his eyes have some weird 3D-glasses style thing going, where all his artwork looks like Hiyao Miyazaki to him, and everyone elses artwork looks like childish scribbles.

[Iwonderwotsfordinner]

THE CWC-UH-FUCKIN'-PEDIAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA! FUCK YEAH!

[colinwds17]

He thought people were gonna buy a dvd of his family christmas?

[JohnMooreification]

I knew Chandler and Monica were fictional, but Phoebe?

[444Tazer]

I love how he doesn't name any cartoon characters when listing things that don't exist.

[ZealSeraph]

@444Tazer Of course not. He thinks every cartoon and comic characters, published and unpublished, live in another world like in the movie "Who framed Roger Rabbit".

Funny thing is he even said so in one of the phone call videos with Alec, calling Alec naive for not agreeing with him.

[444Tazer]

@ZealSeraph Oh, I know. I still think the whole thing is funny, though. Fun fact: While Chris was still in college, he was called into Mary Lee Walsh's office, and began to speak to "Sonichu" AKA the empty chair next to him. He even "spoke" for Sonichu. The whole thing is astounding, really.

[ZealSeraph]

@444Tazer That sounds pretty scary actually. Scary, yet hilarious at the same time. I feel for Mary Lee Walsh for having to deal with this nutjob in person.

[TonyBMan]

UUNNGGGHGHSFOADFHAD STRANGLE THAT CLIVE CAT!!!!!!

[TheSkunkCat]

I think it's funny how at 0:34 he wipes off his zit-encrusted forehead on his shirt. I bet he'd do that when talking to a person in real life too.

[TheSpiralDownward]

Is it me, or does Chris sound a little like a cartoon character?

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

"That high-pitched, WHINY, NASALLY voice...!"

Oh, IRONY.

[nucleardeath07]

Vivian is awesome. Her audio books make your comics not only tolerable but funny Chris. You should be praising her.

[bobtheawesome727]

Dat man boob. (It's scars me) =(

[emerickmage]

Chris Chan where are you i need entertainment. Your comic was the greatest you were da best mang.

[guitarboy12]

Chris has DDR?

Why the heck isn't he using it?

[iNvictaStudios]

@guitarboy12

I lost Forty pounds off of it.

[Awordofdifference]

I know what an actor is, Chris.

[billium12]

DEE VEE DEE?

[m2reily]

How can this guy afford to have all these consoles?

[sexhaie]

@m2reily monthly tugboat (tugboat: chris's way of saying "welfare check) of $800 dollars a month

[lesterclaypool1]

@sexhaie

If he's certified why does he get welfare instead of SSI?

Someone should report him, I've seen people with worse concerns than him working.

[sexhaie]

@lesterclaypool1 because is a selfish fat fuck who doesn't care, and people have reported him but its because he's "high-functionly autistic" and is unable to take care of himself, the government give him free money, the government also sees what a failure he is at holding a job so that also entitles him to get the monthly tugboat, but i agree, i dont care what he does and can't do, i rather see my tax dollars go to crackheads then this fat racist piece of shit who whines about being a virgin.

[LauraIsPink]

@lesterclaypool1 walmart will hire anyone. seriously.

[TonyBMan]

Chris-chan - too stupid to live, too rare to die.

[TonyBMan]

JULAY!!! JULLLAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

[TheLastSamurai14]

@TonyBMan Julay is an old meme, you newfag.

[TonyBMan]

@TheLastSamurai14 herp derp timefag

[DragonLS]

He has no right to talk about Friends...

[Hyenajaws]

"That high-pitched, drunk, whiny, nasally voice of his!..." Gee, that sounds an awful lot like someone we know here... CHRIS.

[captainghey]

see the pink outlined poster on the left hand side of the back wall?

the one with the red arrow in the middle

that is chris' original ATTRACTION SIGN

[12me91]

Is there somewhere I can watch this dvd of fail?

[Athils]

Do you think he would still be alive today without the trolling keeping him going?

[HillDueceua]

who gives a flying shit!

[TheDisturbedOne752]

BE AUTISTIC

*Advice Dog*

BE A HOMOPHOBIC, SEXIST ASSHOLE (AND GET AWAY WITH IT)



[riflemuffin]

man tits.

they hold me captive.

[CrossConsoleGamer]

Did...did he just dis Vivian?

[FFS1NICO]

CHRIS CANNOT BE FOOLED IT SEEMS!

[dc2sakai]

dang dirty trolls

[mrslash11]

HAHA. He "questions" whether he went to have his way with his old gal pal. Like there might be any possibility that he actually did.

[leeham991]

I actually find this guy really entertaining.

His voice as background noise that I occasionally pay attention to is actually pretty calming as well as occasionally hilarious.

[FFS1NICO]

@leeham991 yeah. like the video from the ring.

[Shikahan]

@leeham991 That's true man, when I got work to do I just put this guys videos up in the background. That shit's better than white noise.

[shadowangel111]

@leeham991 I thought I was the only one who listened to his dribble while I'm facebooking or doing work

[leeham991]

@shadowangel111

So did I, but seems like at least 35 people do it xD

[trufuknplaya]

@shadowangel111 yeah haha, its an excellent way to spend time.

free retard entertainment

[trufuknplaya]

@leeham991 indeed. it is an enjoyable way to spend a saturday, listening to his machinations

[thebiggest1one]

@leeham991 He's actually my photoshop working background sound.

[TonyBMan]

@leeham991 ya, especially while smoking and/or drinking lol

[sikokilla1234]

@leeham991 exactly! Haha it's great to put his videos on as background noise for party's then when stuff starts to quite down someone yells "DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT?!" oh Chris, he entertains in more ways than he thought he did

[ujustgotpwned2008]

@leeham991 I put his videos on in the background when I'm trying to get to sleep.

[pookypookypookypooky]

this guys fucking RETARDED

[heresthadude1080]

@pookypookypookypooky Should I tell RWJ that this guy is autistic. I don't know if he'll remember, though...

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

4:32 - 4:58

COOL STORY, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER

[evilass334]

i feel ashamed to watch signfield now -.-

[Blodpuddingsuger]

Listening to the the lion king - "this land" soundtrack while watching this is really funny...

[ProveItBro]

hmmmh

goddamn, that sound gives me nightmares D:

[aquasloth]

5:55 - I wonder what his horoscope says. "You probably shouldn't go on the internet for the next few years or so. But as long as you don't make a video of yourself drinking your own semen, you should be okay."

[Smackeldorf1]

how unfair! *points to the back of the dvd* see this copy has all this. but my directors cut *shows inside* has all this that you didnt see on the other one!"

well no, you fucking idiot - Because you showed the outside of one and the inside of the OTHER! with your cheap biro'd in "director's cut"

[samuraikarasu]

He liked the character Archie Bunker, probably because it reminded him of his father.

[Marcai]

The delicious irony of Chris-chan ripping on someone over a high-pitched, whiney, nasally voice is not lost on me.

[1ZombieNeith]

ORLY? Do you liken David Scwhimmer and the character he portrays? ;)

[ilikemunting]

you need to tidy your room before your mum smacks your bum, you little gay boy

[actionist2009]

there were no brushfires...

[Chaos9000000]

Hes so obssessed with clyde's true identity. What a stalker

[Nicholas121093]

Just shut your fucking fat ass up.

If i met this guy IRL i would slap him until he regained concsiouness and stopped this fucking shit.

AHH RAGE!

[isaaczeke]

What are you, twelve? He's mentally handicapped and brainwashed into racism by his bigoted redneck parents. Slapping him would be like beating a child. CWC deserves pity and some better caregivers.

[robokill387]

he isn't that stupid. autism is not the same as being mentally incapable, and his autism papers show him as being mentally capable.

[isaaczeke]

he's *mentally* capable. just not emotionally or socially, and that's why he doesn't know any better than to post stupid ass shit. he doesn't have a normal connection with society or with other individuals.

[CKO92]

@isaaczeke He's not even mentally capable, never mind socially.

[LilLadyDaniella]

@isaaczeke Being emotionally and socially uncapable is one thing... being mentally unstable is another. Chris has a mental unstability and blames his autism for the "mental block" he constantly has every day. I start to think he doesn't suffer from autism at all... I think he has nothing and he's faking. Even if he is autistic, being socially and emotionally uncapable won't lead him to record himself raping a blow up doll or drinking his own sperm... just what I think.

[sonic1285]

@robokill387 Hes just a moron also.

[LucasHorclox]

@isaaczeke supporting CWC? how low can you get?

[isaaczeke]

@LucasHorclox I dunno, human compassion or something?

[Dylanthulhu]

.... The Lego PS3 is cool as fuck.

[Kelarre653]

Holy shit he lost weight...

[Ryuzik]

@Kelarre653 no he didnt hes wearing a bra

[TheBeardOfPower]

"Hides behind his mother's skirt"?

Coming from the guy who sends his parents to handle his business?

Hypocrisy, thy name is.. a big sweaty, whiny, perverted jackass.

I say we give hypocrisy a swirly and call it a day.

[TheRomans]

@TheBeardOfPower would take a few of us to lift that snorlax

[sexhaie]

@TheBeardOfPower times of "hides behind mother's skirt": when hookrs came to his house, when clyde cash told chris he was coming to kill him, when chris shits his bed and hides "it" in blankets, when kacey and liquid were crushing chris' soul on the phone.

[shild567]

no its not you are a copy righter you have just messed up and stole others stuff ok that's bad

[RowdyRodimus]

What is this asswipoe blabbering on about? He just talks in circles about everything and anything.

He isn't HFA he's a full on Corkey Down Syndrome sufferer. Wait, nevermind that makes Down Syndrome look bad.

[SonichuFan4Ever]

Vivian is a troll? I thought she was just a snarky commentator.

[hogjawso9]

whoever bought his dvd is a fucking moron. like you realy would buy that shit

[M3646]

They didn't. They stole it to troll him.

[SonichuFan4Ever]

I couldn't figure out how to actually buy stuff on that site. All the links lead to the homepage of paypal.

[rushd24]

haha watching that eight minute rant makes me realize that he is losing his GODDAMN MIND. he's going fucking insane. losin it bad.

[LitleDusk]

Sega and Nintendo should team up and make a game featuring this moron's ass getting kicked- I'd buy it.

[ChevalierAguila]

KICK THE AUTISTIC: THE GAME!

[narafox13]

Sorry to ask but isn't this tectonically stealing from Sega?

..... well?

[Brennsa]

So... he thought that time he thought that clyde clash was a real name? Lol.

Also, I really want to see that christmas footage.

[Spideymania]

I wish I could go back in time and kick his mother in the fucking gut when she was pregnant with him. Just to save us from this waste of life in the future.

[supercdjones]

I don't like him either, but come on. We all have a right to live.

[scttscoodoo]

Chris hasnt made a new video in a while. I am kinda worried I dont want nothing happening to my precious lolcow.

[LitleDusk]

somebody's a failcow, he's updating daily- lol.

[scttscoodoo]

lol

[BlackNoir]

I used to feel sorry for him.

But now I genuinely think he's a total fucking idiot.

[WriterfromNowhere]

Um... Is it me, or is his voice higher than usual?

[thesideshowman212]

no, his voice is whiny as usual.

Dammit, this is my third comment on this video... I REALLY gotta get a life.

[M3646]

I've made about 5. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of his life.

Don't worry, you're still fine compared to me.

[thesideshowman212]

It's sad that we know more about this idiot than this idiot knows about himself...

[Ash8454]

is..Chris balding? it kinda looks like he's losing his hair XD

[TrenzorZ]

Well He's already in his complete Adult years Physically ...

[Cashhazard69]

The sad thing is, Chris actually looks somewhat respectable without the glasses.

[thesideshowman212]

Until you see that goddamn mess of a room behind him. Makes my room look spotless by comparison.

[CharlieOKane]

01:51 - "chandler from france"

[DarkfireDraco]

0:36 OH DEAR GOD THAT IS SO GROSS WHO DOES THAT

oh, right

i'm watching a video of chris-chan

he WOULD do that

[thesideshowman212]

I do. But unlike him, I wouldn't let anyone see me do it. and change as soon as possible. and cover up the evidence that I did it. Believe me. he's done FAR worse.

[DarkfireDraco]

oh, i know of quite a bit of the gross shit chris-chan's done. from posting nudes to JUUULAAAY and all the rest. i guess i just find everything he does to be excessively disgusting after seeing that :C

he's scarred my mind too much, i guess. damn you chris-chan. gb2CWCville.

[FPSDars]

Someone must acquire this so called "Director's Cut" and post it.

[DarkSuccesses]

lawl, you lost weight.

[ar15expert]

or bought a shirt that fits

[DarkSuccesses]

YES! Exactly what was I thinking, "lost weight" pfft.

[Poever]

imagine if there was the opposite happening. If he doesn't appear in new material in a month from this, something's up

[RevelationCore]

he mentioned his address again? now if only theres a way to call central command and signal a artillery strike on that position...

[Liquidspider90]

Australian brust fires

[pjmac88]

chris chan is archie bunker

[NinjaMonster]

except for the fact that chris-chan has an immaturity level of OVER 9,000!!!!

[Mastamoose]

Kind of ironic that he mentions Archie Bunker. He's exactly like him, just that Chris has a southern, nasally accent, and Archie has a Brooklyn one.

[eelnomtih]

Why is he so sweaty and tired?

[akshooter47]

JULLLLLAAAYAYYYY!!!!

[23rdpsalm]

Sweet mother of God! Is that the Holy Grail in his hands or another homemade piece of shit?

[corrino111]

Wow he still believes that pandahalo died in the austrialian fires.

[Snoofalah]

0:37 HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE EPISODE.

[steppres]

Does the Director's Cut have the attempted rape and molestation of Megan Schroeder on it?

[rogueking122]

Fun Fact: Clyde offered to meet chris F2F....Chris pussyed out

[PoBitta]

Chris is becoming boring.

Everyone should send him cakes, cookies and candies. See how fat he will get.

[DeathsDawn667]

"Becoming"?

He's been boring ever since the Ian shit finished

[CalebJimmy]

Know how much this guy lies, he would try to convince everyone that it isn't fat, but that he is builing up his muscles so that he can show his fangs in public or something

[r0gueshadovv]

where do u get chris chan videos from?

[scttscoodoo]

Clyde Cash is DEAD chris, let that sweet angel rest in peace.

[scttscoodoo]

rofl

[Megatenist]

Wow...just....wow..

[JamesStarkweather]

Is Chris getting stupider?

[AirCooledMan2006]

I've been to Virginia before, and it does get pretty hot down there.

If Chris...er, Ian seriously thinks he can get a hybrid character like Sonichu copyrighted, he's so sadly mistaken.

[LulzIshall]

It's copyrighted the moment he thought it up, though no official record is kept.

However, he probably doesn't know this and thinks it's copyrighted just because he put the "c" thing at the end of everything.

This is why he's freaking out--he has no clue how copyright works. He's convinced we'll steal the one thing he cares about in a perfectly legal manner.

[Aldrasio]

And the ED page has a pool going to get a legal Sonichu copyright in the States. In Clyde Cash's name.

[Snoofalah]

If I could, I'd contribute.

[Questpeace]

Chris you don't like the Jeffersons you fucking racist.

[RobotBacon]

I want to know more about that glowing ball he always has going.

[LemmingFace]

Is it me or does it seem like all the trolling is catching up on him...

[Bonerfiesta]

In other news, scientists have yet to pierce Chris' cranium with a diamond-tipped power drill.

[nowais]

ahhhh yes diamond, the world's most illustrious metal!

[MasterWyverne]

What? Did he only realise NOW that Clyde Cash was never Clyde's name?

[FearoftheBeast]

Epic shirt move at 6:36

[ChromeTruckNutz]

Your premature balding is getting more noticeable, Chris old chap.

[Chouji111111]

I always like how he takes of his glasses trying to look "serious business".

[scorptatious]

Does that thing say Metal Gear Solid 4 in the background?

If it is than, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now MGS4 has been tainted by his cum encrusted covered hands!! DX

[LeonSKennedy828]

I can see something that says Uncharted 2, but not MGS4

[scorptatious]

On closer inspection, you are right. Hard to tell with Chris's shit video quality though.

[TheTROPhouse]

Why does he have a roll of TOILET PAPER on his neck

[LulzIshall]

That's a wrist warmer, not toilet paper.

[falulu209]

ROFL he was making fun of clydes voice by describing his own

[fman40000]

It's not even clyde this time, it's my friend

[Aldrasio]

1:28 HOLY SHIT OH NO YOU GUYS HE FIGURED IT OUT FFFFFFFFFFFASIFHOWEFMHANasfeyg­s

[fman40000]

Chris is clearly lying. You can't get any copyrights to a rip-off like Sonichu. Also, it's not even Clyde Cash that's pranking him, it's a friend of mine.(don't tell Chris though)

[iyasaekki]

Oh look, he's become so fat he's abandoned his striped shirts and resorted to making clothes out of his own bed sheets.

[Nishii55]

his medallion is slowly driving him insane, or its slowly trying to choke him to death slowly lol

[imtripping23]

Y'know.....I have never seen chris lol.....like really LAUGH OUT LOUD. Does he really take himself that seriosly or is he just an idiot?? Maybe his laugh is so creepy that are heads will asplode and God actually cares

[fman40000]

At 2:30- but what about the name God and the Bear gave them?

[MentholSnuff]

Stop breathing my air, you failed abortion!

[AshmoreVid]

funny how he doesnt realise that aus girl is a fake also

[smallbluerobot]

You know what else is fake? Fucking Sonichu you fat fuck

[Miisen]

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE TOILET ROLL?

[applepie181]

...Gettin back to you

Overkill, overkill, overkill, shutup

[thecardboardbox13]

Oh shit Vivi chrischan just called you a BEEOTCH

[Aultmanb]

What the fuck vivian why did you remove my comment?

[DeoMachina]

Blood pressure must be getting high, all that sweating etc.

[breadwinnner]

"That high pitched, drunk, whiney, nasily voice of his"

Oh the irony.

[V3N0M1300]

Looks like chris has been trolling himself the entire time

[breadwinnner]

Holy shit! Not Christmas 2004! My life is not complete until I see that!

/sarcasm

I'll get over it.

[zombieslayer87]

He's just rambling on and on about a bunch of nonsense no one cares about....at least it gives us all something to laugh at