Gotta love his solution for the name of the guy in the pink trunks... TotalBiscuit, the last classy man left on earth people. Follow his lead, swearing insistently stopped being fun 10 years ago.
Not as much of a digital gamer as you advertise if you neither know starcraft 2 nor have the ability to look up TB's channel to find out what this game is.
So apparently once you've finished watching Ass Mongieur you can follow it up with some laporoscopic surgery. Wait, what? AHGL equals AAGL in youtoob land?.
First I heard of AHGL was the dayj daily yesterday or the day before. As I remember he described it as a way to expand and add legitimacy to the Esports scene by showing top tech people of major corporations playing SC2 games. Second video I watched featured a player named Assmonger...lol...dayj should have given them the whole legitimacy speech first :P
Starcraft 1 is free to play or i have to pay for it? i want to play starcraft but i never did it and i say what the hell leets start from the very begining....
@TFDwow nope, its completely f2p, and u dont need battlenet. do check it out, it is one of the greatest games ever made, and the expansion Brood war is a must have as well!
@Lulz670 Haha, well the point of the matches aren't that they are of the highest caliber in terms of skill. Try and compare it to rival businesses playing company softball games. Of course they aren't professionals, but the games are a good break from the hard work they do and are great fun. On top of that, winning these competitions give much more than a prize pool. They give Bragging Rights.
@icurcuwl Most definitely, it's not so bad that its not entertaining. Plus, the entire thing is for charity. People should relax on the criticism, it's not as if these guys are trying to work their way into the pros.
@AkilZodiac yeah he was fantastic with his splits, and the way he kept is zealots in the front while dealing damage, AND keeping them alive, there was no contest on who would win.
yay i found some one that i actually can beat!
illCareLater 2 days ago
I want TB and X to do a shoutcast together. That'd be awesome :D
Tuxedo030 7 months ago
TB is the John Madden of StarCraft not Husky be awesome if they played tho
cpudude30k 7 months ago
i lol'ed like hell when hi refused to say the pink players name.
RobinJanssenBelgium 7 months ago
say it with me everyone ASS-- MON-GER
purpleZSC2 7 months ago
ASSmongu'r :P... The French Touch to the Beauty of a Gamer's Name ! :).
chibionoses 7 months ago
I love TB :3
TheGorrack 7 months ago
Assmonjeer
1moreSt3p 7 months ago
wow! biscuit was a really good comentator for starcraft :P cool! thumbs up if u agree!
TheBlueBear1337 7 months ago
Lol
Puffpiemi 7 months ago
ANTI-SPOILER
Jarel8787 7 months ago
@yera69 Apparently you weren't listening to TB's pronunciation in the vid, mate. :)
cjmkael 7 months ago
ugh were they wearing mittens? that was awful micro...
ANmrpopo 7 months ago
Gotta love his solution for the name of the guy in the pink trunks... TotalBiscuit, the last classy man left on earth people. Follow his lead, swearing insistently stopped being fun 10 years ago.
mhjlam 7 months ago
AZZMONGEIR ladys and gents ... and i would love a gladitorial battle
LETZdoDIS359 7 months ago
Dropbox hwaiting!
emikochan13 7 months ago
What? TB refusing to pronounce the player's name properly? Tsk tsk how unprofessional. =p
Arcane199 7 months ago
@gabe12303 You mean Azmongiér right? :p
I can't believe how often he actually said it, ever few seconds in a 9 minute video.
enlightendbel 7 months ago
i laughed so hard when he said ass monger like that omg so funny!!
Methodsofdestruction 7 months ago
TB can even make assmonger sound classy
gabba1gabba1hey 7 months ago 13
You know your name is horrible when even the caster refuses to pronounce it right XD
TheCreeperhunter 7 months ago 2
I talk to people. *Watches video*. So what's this facebook fad all about??
wingsofliberty437 7 months ago
GOD DAMN YOU TB SAY IT!!!
GAMEFREAK330 7 months ago
and that! is why I am a one man company
Azuhygo500 7 months ago
Assmongier driving his forces into tanke's small... forces..
sharks2find18 7 months ago
ass-mon-geer was like
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
cran1x 7 months ago 2
@cran1x what does it mean?
Xivliz 7 months ago
@Xivliz Its actualy a guy flipping over a table xD!
cran1x 7 months ago
@cran1x I KNEW IT! isnt that from the League of Legends forums/irc yesterday?
Xivliz 7 months ago
@Xivliz Yes, yes it is. Im still flippin' tables about them delaying Leona.
cran1x 7 months ago
Does this mean we may see Geohut for Team Facebook?
Fenirshadow 7 months ago
Me: "Assmonger? Wtf..."
TB: "And his opponent is....I am not saying that."
Me: "WTF?!"
Metmovie 7 months ago 5
assmonger = 'az-mon-jeer'
Nice use of french, TB. ;-)
DJregs 7 months ago 11
I thought that when it says ''vision Assmonger'' it said ''Virgin Assmonger'' Shame on me
klemmetje1 7 months ago 5
:smith:
Devectro 7 months ago
TB is great in this series!
waterkyle 7 months ago
Asmonjier? meh close enough lol
p3wp3wz0rz 7 months ago 2
can someone please tell me what game this is what platforms it's on and how much it is?
DigitalgamerEd 7 months ago
@DigitalgamerEd
Strarcraft 2
PC
Around 45 euros depending where you buy it from.
TappedOutCY 7 months ago
@DigitalgamerEd starcraft 2, blizzard makes it and its about £30
UTALemonz 7 months ago
@DigitalgamerEd
Not as much of a digital gamer as you advertise if you neither know starcraft 2 nor have the ability to look up TB's channel to find out what this game is.
Orillion123456 7 months ago
@Orillion123456 oh thanks and the name of my channel is for walkthrough's im going to start when i have enough money for the equipment
DigitalgamerEd 7 months ago
@DigitalgamerEd
I just found it extremely ironic.
Not only is Starcraft 2 extremely well-known, but it also sais Starcraft 2 in the Tags and everywhere across TB's channel.
Orillion123456 7 months ago
@Orillion123456 now that you say it it is quite ironic not to mention funny that i failed to realize the games name
DigitalgamerEd 7 months ago
TsTanke was awesome :D
Ros718 7 months ago
Quality stuff Mr Biscuit.
Nhordmyr 7 months ago
damn, i wish i had been officially welcomed to the internet by TB :(
Twismyer 7 months ago 3
Would that be enough to earn a reprimand at work? Inappropriate name as well as losing badly lol.
roboslug 7 months ago
So apparently once you've finished watching Ass Mongieur you can follow it up with some laporoscopic surgery. Wait, what? AHGL equals AAGL in youtoob land?.
tangledfish 7 months ago
"and in the pink trunks....AssMonjier' " i love u TB - no homo ;)
BeyondImmortalEU 7 months ago
First I heard of AHGL was the dayj daily yesterday or the day before. As I remember he described it as a way to expand and add legitimacy to the Esports scene by showing top tech people of major corporations playing SC2 games. Second video I watched featured a player named Assmonger...lol...dayj should have given them the whole legitimacy speech first :P
28rzr 7 months ago
I was drinking my punch when TB said: ...ass mongeer
My nose burns.
failuretounderstand1 7 months ago
I wasnt sure what this was O.o but its SC2 SO IM HAPPY :D
Stevo0260 7 months ago
TB you're getting better and better casting SC2 matches :)!
Nubtrain 7 months ago
God Totalbiscuit is such an experienced caster. Knows just what to say and says it with such clarity and grace it's mesmerizing.
Airsoftdude615 7 months ago 5
is the supply and mineral count an edit or is it an actual replay feature
ProcorPgamez 7 months ago
@ProcorPgamez if you are talking about those sliders? they are an actual feature.
BobTGodfish 7 months ago
@BobTGodfish That's awesome, how can I use them if I am watching a replay myself?
ProcorPgamez 7 months ago
Starcraft 1 is free to play or i have to pay for it? i want to play starcraft but i never did it and i say what the hell leets start from the very begining....
TFDwow 7 months ago
@TFDwow nope, its completely f2p, and u dont need battlenet. do check it out, it is one of the greatest games ever made, and the expansion Brood war is a must have as well!
Kharazim 7 months ago
I soo like your reaction when you noticed the name..
CaptinTrips 7 months ago
TB should get interns, gladiator battle!!!!!
Lajinn6 7 months ago 2
I dont blame TB for not saying the offical name LOL
segar1234 7 months ago
Facebook server team league not knowing proper planning? Who would have thought?
TerroristPenguin 7 months ago
I want to see a one man gladiatorial battle amongst TB's left hand VS TB's right hand... FIGHT!!
NightReaper 7 months ago
Was hoping for another zergling rush
Moltentank 7 months ago
I think Assmonger is gay. Just sayin...
linker106 7 months ago
I want a windows vs Apple round- oh wait, how would you play Starcraft II on a mac?
ZKoftherebellion 7 months ago
@ZKoftherebellion They're compatible.
SonOfNye 7 months ago
@ZKoftherebellion By installing it on your Mac and playing it :p
reokata 7 months ago
@reokata >He thinks you can actually play games on a mac
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
ZKoftherebellion 7 months ago
i wanted to say TB say "assmonger" :(
hunterx700 7 months ago
Did anyone else think the way he said the terrans name sounded just as bad?
Y'know like, Ass Muncher?
lol
teteiyusu 7 months ago
At the end, "NATO has left the game"... these games are bigger than you and I may think...
Raajur 7 months ago 2
@Raajur lol
night4345 7 months ago
I am dissappoint. I really wanted to hear TB say something like AND ASSMONGER HAS PENETRATED HIS BACKSIDE!!
Enzofromwb 7 months ago 174
@Enzofromwb hahaha
Zack0 7 months ago
@Enzofromwb LOLOLOLOL
Skylordnugget 7 months ago
His name appears to be "Assmonger" :S
Slowergrass432 7 months ago
Its ASS MONGER!
danielkronos 7 months ago
Purple looks sexy
degfem321 7 months ago
TB, you're hilarious. keep casting pls!
playingdevilsadvocat 7 months ago
As someone who knows a few words of French, you made the name worse! Bottom-eaters indeed.
cjmkael 7 months ago 2
@cjmkael
Monger in french does not mean "eating" mate, it's manger :)
Yera69 7 months ago
ass monsieur
davehan0000 7 months ago
ahhhh
keithen123 7 months ago
TBj must have had a great birthday. Seems like he's in a great mood. That makes for great casting.
speedking92 7 months ago 7
observers can't see dark matter
Arthursrpg 7 months ago
@UnknownXV what micro?
Maelthis1 7 months ago
You could have a gladiatorial battle if you got some interns RB :P
steveandhisidiot 7 months ago
Anyone else think that Tstanke's micro is God-like?
UnknownXV 7 months ago
@UnknownXV i do
AkilZodiac 7 months ago
Whats the point of anti-spoilers...
rayruiz12345 7 months ago
Omg they suck
Lulz670 7 months ago
@Lulz670 Haha, well the point of the matches aren't that they are of the highest caliber in terms of skill. Try and compare it to rival businesses playing company softball games. Of course they aren't professionals, but the games are a good break from the hard work they do and are great fun. On top of that, winning these competitions give much more than a prize pool. They give Bragging Rights.
Ventricle345 7 months ago
@Ventricle345 Seriously, I would've expected much lesser play in these series ^^
icurcuwl 7 months ago
@icurcuwl Most definitely, it's not so bad that its not entertaining. Plus, the entire thing is for charity. People should relax on the criticism, it's not as if these guys are trying to work their way into the pros.
Ventricle345 7 months ago
@Lulz670 duuh their not pro's.......
MEJIAmania 7 months ago
how many people couldn't help but laugh at a lot of the lines on this episode?
thebladeofchaos 7 months ago
"assmonger driving himself into tstanke's very small force" 8D
emu2469 7 months ago 6
Why would you not say assmonger, a seller of donkeys?
112BlueEagle 7 months ago
@112BlueEagle Its means seller of asses, human asses ^^
Ronaldopopkings 7 months ago
@Ronaldopopkings A donkey is an ass
Slavman24 7 months ago
Best pick up line: I'm what you want, I'm what you need.
SILENTIMACT74 7 months ago
assraped...not assmonger
KnightOfAmarCostume 7 months ago
wheres match 1 it wasnt in my sub box
andyman5556 7 months ago
I really really wanted him him to say assmonger. Is that bad?
Randomhobo42 7 months ago 4
one man operation.... Oh your God(s),
TB killed the rest of his company in the arena!
ronin7199 7 months ago
is it bad that I let myself laugh at "ass-monger"?
cfehunter 7 months ago
@cfehunter you would be stupid if you didn't X)
carnalien 7 months ago
@cfehunter
No, no it is not. In fact, I would hunt you down and kill you if you didn't laugh at it. xD
MegaYognaught 7 months ago
by the end of the game, i forgot his name was ass monger
Cohemotgus 7 months ago
assmonger supply blocked like 4 times
mafab666 7 months ago
interesting... facebook goes for the long term builds with fast expands, and dropbox goes for the fast effective rushes
mafab666 7 months ago
TB sounded like Cave Johnson from Portal 2 when complaining about No gladiator fights
Poogist 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
az-mungieer? ass monger?
theANSWERisXLII 7 months ago
What happened to TBS personal tournament?
EpicFailShark 7 months ago
Spoiler : Zerg Loses.
TheMrowlPie 7 months ago
azmongier supply blocked himself on 27/27 early on. We all know what that means.
PyrenKir 7 months ago
@PyrenKir
Don't try to pretend his name isn't Ass-monger.
MegaYognaught 7 months ago
@MegaYognaught Well I felt it was better spelling it the way TB said it.
PyrenKir 7 months ago
protos rule
blasterdude3 7 months ago
Asmongiere FTW!
kitttehs 7 months ago
Sorry for being a noob but what is gg?
TheSevanthNinja 7 months ago
@TheSevanthNinja Good Game
DZIJAMEX 7 months ago
@TheSevanthNinja good game
TheGalbortrix 7 months ago
@TheSevanthNinja Good Game.
moonersragepking 7 months ago
@TheSevanthNinja It's a nice gesture one uses after the game. It's like shakeing your opponets hand after a game of fotball
TheHallgom 7 months ago
ive never heard of dropbox....
Videogameaddict78 7 months ago
Hehe azmonjier.....
charzard0105 7 months ago
Tanke has great micro
AkilZodiac 7 months ago
@AkilZodiac yeah he was fantastic with his splits, and the way he kept is zealots in the front while dealing damage, AND keeping them alive, there was no contest on who would win.
Craziguy33 7 months ago
Ironically im uploading my first ever SC2 cast so I can load videos. But I will wait. Fuck 240P.
VideoFletcher 7 months ago
NATO is watching them! Dun dun dun :)
Mac11em 7 months ago 2
assmonger, rofl
Snampired 7 months ago
Press 1 for "Ox"
MrSirDrAlex 7 months ago
sounded more like assmuncher when he did it wit hthe accent :/
polimonsta 7 months ago
I can't believe he did say it at least once
Verathegun 7 months ago
SPOILER : Broodlords win the game!
BTW - Azmonjier!
ericX97 7 months ago
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ericX97 7 months ago
S. Mongierre. Best nick ever.
12345get 7 months ago
az-mungieer
Meow1k 7 months ago 174
@Meow1k Actually, I believe it is Ass Mongieur. French. :P
killercheese101 7 months ago
spoiler comment zerg wins
deatheree 7 months ago
press 3 for jizz
ExoTicSwedes 7 months ago
I'd call this : AfterHour Cheese League
LTiberious 7 months ago 2
spam 5 for pig sound
ISpeakWithCaps1 7 months ago
Best commentator evaaaar:D
c0dghost 7 months ago
as-mongeir... LOL
warcraftmania007 7 months ago
Press 1 rapidly!:D
123PETH 7 months ago
even i play better than that.. and im low silver... gosh.. but its a genius idea this tournament ^^
MrAcidFrog 7 months ago
First 2mins sound like tb had some good jokes and puns to catch up ^^
killerbill2009 7 months ago
''And for thoses who don't know facebook i officialy welcome you to internet'' Awesome XD
RatedExpertQC 7 months ago 221
@RatedExpertQC lol
but seriously what the hell is dropbox?
Craziguy33 7 months ago
@Craziguy33 dropbox is like an online flash drive
kingkwong95 7 months ago
@RatedExpertQC Quoting from the video gives 120+ thumbs up. Wtf? Society is crumbling, arrrrghblargblarghhbllarghghagarg!
Vaylemn 7 months ago 2
@RatedExpertQC xP
SabuDato 7 months ago
Spoiler: Twitter wins
Crudemoz 7 months ago
press 9 rapidly... wtf?
Fruitking8 7 months ago
TB has gladiatorla battles with himself :L
Mrblob100 7 months ago
hello mister TotallyCakes
Petro86 7 months ago
Oh dang! that some awsome Undead play right there!
killzero125 7 months ago
azzmongeer!
Adestructionproduct 7 months ago
SPOILER! A software company won!
Adestructionproduct 7 months ago
I would join TB's company for the Gladiator Battles alone.
Orillion123456 7 months ago
tstanke wins lololol spoiler
elfolomoment 7 months ago
every one of these battles is a nerd vs nerd:)
Titangamer1 7 months ago
i dont know what the fuck is going on thats how much i love tb
Studer4243 7 months ago 2
@Studer4243 Me too brudda, me too...
bernixas 7 months ago
Awesome initiative
MansTrueNature 7 months ago
Azmongeer
Roflmao12457 7 months ago
GREEN WINS!
Bartimusable 7 months ago
WOW! I LOVED WHEN THE GUY WON!
P4p3RM4n 7 months ago
Software Engineers are like greywardens, they are awesome.
stingrae789 7 months ago
HOLY CRAP! Did you see of those brood lords!
thegreatpanda 7 months ago
@thegreatpanda I know right sick micro
Bongo1020 7 months ago