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  • yay i found some one that i actually can beat!

  • I want TB and X to do a shoutcast together. That'd be awesome :D

  • TB is the John Madden of StarCraft not Husky be awesome if they played tho

  • i lol'ed like hell when hi refused to say the pink players name.

  • say it with me everyone ASS-- MON-GER

  • ASSmongu'r :P... The French Touch to the Beauty of a Gamer's Name ! :).

  • I love TB :3

  • Assmonjeer

  • wow! biscuit was a really good comentator for starcraft :P cool! thumbs up if u agree!

  • Lol

  • ANTI-SPOILER

  • @yera69 Apparently you weren't listening to TB's pronunciation in the vid, mate. :)

  • ugh were they wearing mittens? that was awful micro...

  • Gotta love his solution for the name of the guy in the pink trunks... TotalBiscuit, the last classy man left on earth people. Follow his lead, swearing insistently stopped being fun 10 years ago.

  • AZZMONGEIR ladys and gents ... and i would love a gladitorial battle

  • Dropbox hwaiting!

  • What? TB refusing to pronounce the player's name properly? Tsk tsk how unprofessional. =p

  • @gabe12303 You mean Azmongiér right? :p

    I can't believe how often he actually said it, ever few seconds in a 9 minute video.

  • i laughed so hard when he said ass monger like that omg so funny!!

  • TB can even make assmonger sound classy

  • You know your name is horrible when even the caster refuses to pronounce it right XD

  • I talk to people. *Watches video*. So what's this facebook fad all about??

  • GOD DAMN YOU TB SAY IT!!!

  • and that! is why I am a one man company

  • Assmongier driving his forces into tanke's small... forces..

  • ass-mon-geer was like

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  • @cran1x what does it mean?

  • @Xivliz Its actualy a guy flipping over a table xD!

  • @cran1x I KNEW IT! isnt that from the League of Legends forums/irc yesterday?

  • @Xivliz Yes, yes it is. Im still flippin' tables about them delaying Leona.

  • Does this mean we may see Geohut for Team Facebook?

  • Me: "Assmonger? Wtf..."

    TB: "And his opponent is....I am not saying that."

    Me: "WTF?!"

  • assmonger = 'az-mon-jeer'

    Nice use of french, TB. ;-)

  • I thought that when it says ''vision Assmonger'' it said ''Virgin Assmonger'' Shame on me

  • :smith:

    

  • TB is great in this series!

  • Asmonjier? meh close enough lol

  • can someone please tell me what game this is what platforms it's on and how much it is?

  • @DigitalgamerEd

    Strarcraft 2

    PC

    Around 45 euros depending where you buy it from.

  • @DigitalgamerEd starcraft 2, blizzard makes it and its about £30

  • @DigitalgamerEd

    Not as much of a digital gamer as you advertise if you neither know starcraft 2 nor have the ability to look up TB's channel to find out what this game is.

  • @Orillion123456 oh thanks and the name of my channel is for walkthrough's im going to start when i have enough money for the equipment

  • @DigitalgamerEd

    I just found it extremely ironic.

    Not only is Starcraft 2 extremely well-known, but it also sais Starcraft 2 in the Tags and everywhere across TB's channel.

  • @Orillion123456 now that you say it it is quite ironic not to mention funny that i failed to realize the games name

  • TsTanke was awesome :D

  • Quality stuff Mr Biscuit.

  • damn, i wish i had been officially welcomed to the internet by TB :(

  • Would that be enough to earn a reprimand at work? Inappropriate name as well as losing badly lol.

  • So apparently once you've finished watching Ass Mongieur you can follow it up with some laporoscopic surgery. Wait, what? AHGL equals AAGL in youtoob land?.

  • "and in the pink trunks....AssMonjier' " i love u TB - no homo ;)

  • First I heard of AHGL was the dayj daily yesterday or the day before. As I remember he described it as a way to expand and add legitimacy to the Esports scene by showing top tech people of major corporations playing SC2 games. Second video I watched featured a player named Assmonger...lol...dayj should have given them the whole legitimacy speech first :P

  • I was drinking my punch when TB said: ...ass mongeer

    My nose burns.

  • I wasnt sure what this was O.o but its SC2 SO IM HAPPY :D

  • TB you're getting better and better casting SC2 matches :)!

  • God Totalbiscuit is such an experienced caster. Knows just what to say and says it with such clarity and grace it's mesmerizing.

  • is the supply and mineral count an edit or is it an actual replay feature

  • @ProcorPgamez if you are talking about those sliders? they are an actual feature.

  • @BobTGodfish That's awesome, how can I use them if I am watching a replay myself?

  • Starcraft 1 is free to play or i have to pay for it? i want to play starcraft but i never did it and i say what the hell leets start from the very begining....

  • @TFDwow nope, its completely f2p, and u dont need battlenet. do check it out, it is one of the greatest games ever made, and the expansion Brood war is a must have as well!

  • I soo like your reaction when you noticed the name..

  • TB should get interns, gladiator battle!!!!!

  • I dont blame TB for not saying the offical name LOL

  • Facebook server team league not knowing proper planning? Who would have thought?

  • I want to see a one man gladiatorial battle amongst TB's left hand VS TB's right hand... FIGHT!!

  • Was hoping for another zergling rush

  • I think Assmonger is gay. Just sayin...

  • I want a windows vs Apple round- oh wait, how would you play Starcraft II on a mac?

  • @ZKoftherebellion They're compatible.

  • @ZKoftherebellion By installing it on your Mac and playing it :p

  • @reokata >He thinks you can actually play games on a mac

    I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

  • i wanted to say TB say "assmonger" :(

  • Did anyone else think the way he said the terrans name sounded just as bad?

    Y'know like, Ass Muncher?

    lol

  • At the end, "NATO has left the game"... these games are bigger than you and I may think...

  • @Raajur lol

  • I am dissappoint. I really wanted to hear TB say something like AND ASSMONGER HAS PENETRATED HIS BACKSIDE!!

  • @Enzofromwb hahaha

    

  • @Enzofromwb LOLOLOLOL

  • His name appears to be "Assmonger" :S

  • Its ASS MONGER!

  • Purple looks sexy

  • TB, you're hilarious. keep casting pls!

  • As someone who knows a few words of French, you made the name worse! Bottom-eaters indeed.

  • @cjmkael

    Monger in french does not mean "eating" mate, it's manger :)

  • ass monsieur

  • ahhhh

    

  • TBj must have had a great birthday. Seems like he's in a great mood. That makes for great casting.

  • observers can't see dark matter

  • @UnknownXV what micro?

  • You could have a gladiatorial battle if you got some interns RB :P

  • Anyone else think that Tstanke's micro is God-like?

  • @UnknownXV i do

  • Whats the point of anti-spoilers...

  • Omg they suck

  • @Lulz670 Haha, well the point of the matches aren't that they are of the highest caliber in terms of skill. Try and compare it to rival businesses playing company softball games. Of course they aren't professionals, but the games are a good break from the hard work they do and are great fun. On top of that, winning these competitions give much more than a prize pool. They give Bragging Rights.

  • @Ventricle345 Seriously, I would've expected much lesser play in these series ^^

  • @icurcuwl Most definitely, it's not so bad that its not entertaining. Plus, the entire thing is for charity. People should relax on the criticism, it's not as if these guys are trying to work their way into the pros.

  • @Lulz670 duuh their not pro's.......

  • how many people couldn't help but laugh at a lot of the lines on this episode?

  • "assmonger driving himself into tstanke's very small force" 8D

  • Why would you not say assmonger, a seller of donkeys?

  • @112BlueEagle Its means seller of asses, human asses ^^

  • @Ronaldopopkings A donkey is an ass

  • Best pick up line: I'm what you want, I'm what you need.

  • assraped...not assmonger

  • wheres match 1 it wasnt in my sub box

  • I really really wanted him him to say assmonger. Is that bad?

  • one man operation.... Oh your God(s),

    TB killed the rest of his company in the arena!

  • is it bad that I let myself laugh at "ass-monger"?

  • @cfehunter you would be stupid if you didn't X)

  • @cfehunter

    No, no it is not. In fact, I would hunt you down and kill you if you didn't laugh at it. xD

  • by the end of the game, i forgot his name was ass monger

  • assmonger supply blocked like 4 times

  • interesting... facebook goes for the long term builds with fast expands, and dropbox goes for the fast effective rushes

  • TB sounded like Cave Johnson from Portal 2 when complaining about No gladiator fights

  • What happened to TBS personal tournament?

  • Spoiler : Zerg Loses.

  • azmongier supply blocked himself on 27/27 early on. We all know what that means.

  • @PyrenKir

    Don't try to pretend his name isn't Ass-monger.

  • @MegaYognaught Well I felt it was better spelling it the way TB said it.

  • protos rule

  • Asmongiere FTW!

  • Sorry for being a noob but what is gg?

  • @TheSevanthNinja Good Game

  • @TheSevanthNinja good game

  • @TheSevanthNinja Good Game. 

  • @TheSevanthNinja It's a nice gesture one uses after the game. It's like shakeing your opponets hand after a game of fotball

  • ive never heard of dropbox....

  • Hehe azmonjier.....

  • Tanke has great micro

  • @AkilZodiac yeah he was fantastic with his splits, and the way he kept is zealots in the front while dealing damage, AND keeping them alive, there was no contest on who would win.

  • Ironically im uploading my first ever SC2 cast so I can load videos. But I will wait. Fuck 240P.

  • NATO is watching them! Dun dun dun :)

  • assmonger, rofl

  • Press 1 for "Ox"

  • sounded more like assmuncher when he did it wit hthe accent :/

  • I can't believe he did say it at least once

  • SPOILER : Broodlords win the game!

    BTW - Azmonjier!

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  • S. Mongierre. Best nick ever.

  • az-mungieer

  • @Meow1k Actually, I believe it is Ass Mongieur. French. :P

  • spoiler comment zerg wins

  • press 3 for jizz

  • I'd call this : AfterHour Cheese League

  • spam 5 for pig sound

  • Best commentator evaaaar:D

  • as-mongeir... LOL

  • Press 1 rapidly!:D

  • even i play better than that.. and im low silver... gosh.. but its a genius idea this tournament ^^

  • First 2mins sound like tb had some good jokes and puns to catch up ^^

  • ''And for thoses who don't know facebook i officialy welcome you to internet'' Awesome XD

  • @RatedExpertQC lol

    but seriously what the hell is dropbox?

  • @Craziguy33 dropbox is like an online flash drive

  • @RatedExpertQC Quoting from the video gives 120+ thumbs up. Wtf? Society is crumbling, arrrrghblargblarghhbllarghghag­arg!

  • Spoiler: Twitter wins

  • press 9 rapidly... wtf?

  • TB has gladiatorla battles with himself :L

  • hello mister TotallyCakes

  • Oh dang! that some awsome Undead play right there!

  • azzmongeer!

  • SPOILER! A software company won!

  • I would join TB's company for the Gladiator Battles alone.

  • tstanke wins lololol spoiler

  • every one of these battles is a nerd vs nerd:)

  • i dont know what the fuck is going on thats how much i love tb

  • @Studer4243 Me too brudda, me too...

  • Awesome initiative

  • Azmongeer

  • GREEN WINS!

  • WOW! I LOVED WHEN THE GUY WON!

  • Software Engineers are like greywardens, they are awesome.

  • HOLY CRAP! Did you see of those brood lords!

  • @thegreatpanda I know right sick micro