Ninja Assassin - Opening Scene

[netwalker72]

A full-auto machine thrower of oversized shurikens??? Cool. :D

[Fan0rVb84]

Mr. Miagi could have taken it

[MILKYbars100]

niggas!!! oops!! i mean ninjas!!

[Guernicaman]

Wait. So that ninja assassin is over 57 years old? Sure doesn't look it.

[Altair122122332345]

Asian gangsters can't deal with tattoo pain? Wimps

[assassintwinat8]

This makes me smile

[xxxEMINENTxxx]

@ninjagirl625 Y0:00U SAID IT RIGHT T0:00,AWES0:00ME C0:00MMENT NINJAGIRL :)

[golpari021]

The blood is really unrealisitc, other then that this is a really awesome scene

[Fondrom]

@golpari021

I dont like it when people complain about the blood being unrealistic.. who cares, do you want it to be real like how it was 300 years ago?

[golpari021]

@Fondrom no it's not that but for me i find it takes away from the artistry of the scene. the blades just coming out of nowhere is very captivating, my favoiorte part is when the assasin comes out of the shadows. that part was beautiful, how a shadow rises and forms. I honestly didn't like the whole slicing parts cause it gave a video game kind of gore vibe and it grossed me out rather then add to the secne for me and i think that the major cause for that is the fake blood.

[golpari021]

@golpari021 not that i'm freaked out by bloody scenes, but something gory yes.

[Blacklash2k4]

@Fondrom Agreed.

[93214919321491]

The first death won a guiness world record for the most realistic death ever in a movie.

[yo3443]

this is gruesome



[Techlounge]

ninja gaiden: the movie

[sirparks007]

so open it dumbass

[huhnoname]

What is What ? Thought is thought ,we have experienced it here on earth in Human bodies,but eventually we understood there is more than that aye ? I wasn't kiding Blowing off guns will not stop the grim reaper nor will it stop a Ninja well it could,get a lucky skull shot. I'll bow in the flesh yet I know all about the flesh what Ninja Know white hawk didn't ? I know I'm young But I got the flow

[huhnoname]

What is What ? Thought is thought ,we have experienced it here on earth in Human bodies,but eventually we understood there is more than that aye ? I wasn't kiding Blowing off guns will not stop the grim reaper nor will it stop a Ninja well it could,get a lucky skull shot.

[huhnoname]

What is What ? Thought is thought ,we have experienced it here on earth in Human bodies,but eventually we understood there is more than that aye ?

[luukvdb]

can anyone tell me if he killed the old man too?

[Tevin150044320]

@luukvdb Of course he did, yeah.

[WorldTour001]

@luukvdb Sadly, yesh he gets killed

[origamifreak101]

FANTALITY!!!!

[mindsoulbody]

I would like to fuck the girl at 1:55, anyone konw her name?

[skillmyster666]

@mindsoulbody

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[mindsoulbody]

@skillmyster666 well, she made a big "aaaa" mouth. So figured why not? XD

[skillmyster666]

@mindsoulbody LMAO no but when i clicked on 1:55 it went to that guy's head cut off lolol but yeah, i would fuck the girl after that xD

[mindsoulbody]

@skillmyster666 I know. after your comment, I checked and the first thing popped up was the guy's face. LOL

[ryosakamoto0828]

thts not a nice way 2 treat sung kang from fast and furious 

[JafRich]

Naruto has gotten so realistic...

[seatspro]

The Keymaker rules.

[nearlnathanearlnearl]

3 people's hearts are on the wrong side

[xxxEMINENTxxx]

OLD MAN: YOU CANNOT REASON WITH IT...

YOU CANNOT BARGAIN WITH IT...CUZ IT IS NOT A HUMAN BEING ...IT IS A DEMON SENT STARIGHT FROM HELL...YESSSS BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE.

[perdedoronline]

3 people received a letter with black sand.

[ChewyCervantes]

"NEENJUH NEENJUH NEENJUH"

[froakentoken2]

1:45 an invisible ninja assassin falcon punch

[oldchinEEEman]

saying "ninja" is like saying "bloodymary"

[SHARPEYEis1337]

I find it funny how the old man only got stabbed in the heart once when he was younger, but everyone on the room there got decapitated.

[Lannerk]

@SHARPEYEis1337 People learn from their mistakes...

[iLLusion625]

these NINJAS vs Twilight VAMPIRES.. who's gonna win.? lol

[Ikarosus]

@iLLusion625 Are you kidding? Twilight vampires wouldnt stand a chance against teletubies.

[shtdragon]

Does the old man die? The guy who wears glasses and white clothes.

[flamenite45]

neeenjah! neenjaaaaah neenjah!

[flamenite45]

"what is it

"a ladder"

[GerOrBer]

2:41 to 2:48 i wanna learn that

[TheStickUpKid187]

this is awesome!! Ninjas vs. The Yakuza

[Bboymaniac1]

@REALTALK987 no i meant wen they wer in duh building wen they left

RAWWW rape.....

[Bboymaniac1]

@REALTALK987 look at 2:10 they run away

[FearlessHero11]

Dang man

[THEJESTRONE]

Dope as fuck

[Ulisestkd]

This wasn't a fight scene it was a asswooping!!

[GerOrBer]

man,those deagles got lots of rounds

[bricute4life]

3 people dislike cuz the ninja found out anywayz lol

[DarknessDweller1]

How much strawberry juice does this movie use?

[DPricochet54]

hey boss dis just caame to u

wat is it?

a letter

so open it dumbass

[GoldenSapphire810]

When I first saw this scene, all I said was,"Damn.... THAT NINJA IS AWESOME!!!!" and that was when I had a full stomach, and I'm a girl, and I was 9!!!!!

[makeupbygloria]

@GoldenSapphire810 hey aint u too young to be watching movies like this

[Pingbo97]

Seems like every single video where a top rated comment talks about the number of dislikes the number of dislikes never match up. Like here- "0 people dislike it". And then you look, 3 dislikes. It's like people dislike it purposely because someone writes a comment like that.

[Danny12Hessel]

anybody wants some sushi?

[djskywarp1]

3 people where afraid to say "ninja"

[JSnyder49428]

Why doesn't the old guy just pull out some vague key to open any door to take him wherever he wants? Like the MTV movie awards or something where he could just chill with Justin Timberlake and Seann William Scott?

Anyway, if that ninja really had any ninja skills he would have done it without anyone knowing, or spilling a drop of blood, and just because I'm unoriginal, Chuck Norris would have been there and got his ass kicked too.

[deathofmyheadinmycoc]

im asian so respect my youtube nuckas

[AznGirl599]

Badass. & Hot :DD

[Ninja007Assassin1]

cool!!!!!!!!



[ivanrayful]

dude shut up your fucking PUSSY........

[ACCFJeremiah]

Ever wonder what happened to the girls?

[rpcarnell]

@ACCFJeremiah The Ninja probably thought "They are bimbos. Who will believe them?"

[Bboymaniac1]

@ACCFJeremiah the girls ran away and lived i guess

[Heracleithon]

@ACCFJeremiah sliced into pieces

[BEMARist]

@ACCFJeremiah How about the "the bar" bottle

[luukvdb]

@ACCFJeremiah ran away at 2:12

[infinitymystery]

*BRUTILITY*

FINISH HIM..........*FATALITY*

[FinalPyre]

the guy with the desert eagles had to have been running extended mags

[ACCFJeremiah]

@FinalPyre your nerdy ass would say that

[Theguitararcher]

@FinalPyre or smaller caliber ammunition

[SpaceCowboyEd]

I like the part where the actor Rick Yune (from fast and the furious aka Johnny Tran) kills the guy from Tokyo Drift.

[XXNIKXX776]

haha 1:26 ah du a ninja

[pseudonymuser]

wow - what an awesome ninja flick i loved it....every minute of it <3

[freddyblue50]

The Kusarigama reminds me of scorpion from mortal kombat

[XxromanticdeathxX]

no matter what you do, you can't be as good as Ryu Hayabusa.

[boettcherownzu]

Lol @ the noise he makes at 1:25

[OG2958]

one word: FATALITY

[Neron05]

@Sanctientism I said the exact shit.

[X5Exotic]

how the fuck did they get killed by a bunch of cops at the end is beyond me >.<

[iggyk23]

@X5Exotic well thats messed up and doesnt make much sense, but thats hollywood for ya

[X5Exotic]

@iggyk23 yea,i'd rather watch the good guys die than this BS lol :P makes much more sense

[ACCFJeremiah]

@ninjatomaster Like you.

[MagnoPlayers]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!­!!



[jayxiong28]

This proves that Gold Prestige Dual pistols dont work on Cold Blooded Pro and Ninja Pro perks.

[qohs79]

"sa open it dumas!"

"da fuck id dat!"

"DON FUG WID ME!"

[Heracleithon]

@qohs79

"wat is it"

"a ladder"

[MjXllcommando]

the rest of this movie sucked ass but this scene was fucking hilarious, it almost made the rest of the movie wharf it.

[selimthedream]

I love the part where the ninja comes off from the shadow...

[juliusmonkey11]

ninja ninja ninja fuck!

[aa3gunner]

I wanna see Edward Cullen sparkle face try to go up with these ninjas

[gozgaz1]

i don't want gun anymore....

[hotboy2010canadian]

nobody got shit on ninjas if they did they won't be around for long who the hell see's a ninja anyway's they are like the wind and shodow's we see for that split second ninja's rock ...hail 2 the ninja's dude

[randomism]

this is fucking brutal hahaha

[vikocho123]

i keep clicking on 1:47

[MingTheMerciful]

what kind of blade is that !?!?!?

It can just slice through them like hot knife through butter even without cutting through the joint !!!!!

[kaldicuct]

@MingTheMerciful the ones thats thrown are the large bladed shuriken, the chain is that knife weapon, and then classic ninjato. however the chain weapon traditionally had a sythe instead of a knife, not to say it couldnt happen just going off history. now with enough force you can cut bone, but you gotta be insane strong to throw and cut bown.

[MingTheMerciful]

@kaldicuct well, all those shuriken look like it just came out from his ass !!!

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct THAT KNIFE WEAPON YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IS A KYOKETSU-SHOGE YOU FUCKTARD

[kaldicuct]

@GiromCalica if you want to insult someone by talking about a new weapon instead of a historical one. calling it something that was eccentially a sythe on a rope. not a knife on a chain. Do you not know your basic weaponry? or are you one of the dipshits who get a kick out of a failed attemp at a trolling, laughing your ass off because you used an overused name like "fucktard" thinking you get the better of someone because you googled something. The knife weapon has no real name.

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct No really, It's a Kyoketsu-Shoge

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct MORE DETAILS? FINE.

A Kyoketsu Shoge is a weapon used by ninjas or climbers. This weapon has a Blade on the front and at the back, a rope, chain, or human hair (For extra strength) is added. This weapon is said to have a "Safe Distance" of fighting, as the rope/chain is 5 to 10 feet long. If skilled, they can yank off the weapon of the enemy. The Kyoketsu Shoge is unknown when it was made, but it is sometimes used for harvesting.

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct AND HOW OLD ARE YA? 6? You idiot. I RESEARCHED IT AND IT'S NAME IS KYOKETSU-SHOGE

[kaldicuct]

@GiromCalica try clicking my name, looking at my profile. my age is right there jackass. It's all in the research. the knife weapon was made for the movie, nothing more. It has no official name. youve lost this trolling battle due to facts. a kyoketsu-shoge is a sythe on a rope. not a knife on a chain with a meteor hammer on the end. and for the love of god, hit the caps lock, you dont need to use caps to make a point. as ive aptly demonstrated here. check it out not a cap in site and ive won

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct I'M NOT TROLLING YOU FUCKING DICK. I WAS REALLY SAYING IT IS A FUCKING KYOKETSU-SHOGE. AND I'M RIGHT. SEARCH IT IN WIKIPEDIA.

[kaldicuct]

@GiromCalica apparently your failed attempt and my reposts to it have pissed you off. wikipedia isnt any use when searching for history. a kyoketsu shoge is a sythe on a rope, sometimes with a spike or a knife on it wich in no way resembles the ninja assassin weapon in anyway. ill say it again, this weapon was made speccifically for the movie. btw, you still have your caps on.

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct You'll never understand what I say YOU FREAKING NOOB.

[kaldicuct]

@GiromCalica im so proud of you. you took your caps off. yay. and your not swearing anymore. hot diggity daffodil, lets throw a party. I understand you looked up a subpar site for a fact site, i havent swore at you once. well maybe a few times but nothing like what youve done to me. i also understand now your consenting theres no other method of winning this so now your gonna insult me yet again. for how many times? it doesnt work. let it go. move along. your wasting your time.

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct I'M YOUR FATHER. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. lal

[kaldicuct]

@GiromCalica I seriously doubt that. and its nothing to be proud of. thats like saying "I fucked your mom lawlz" when the dudes mother is over 300lbs. so before starting in on shit like that. you really need to think it through. just a heads up.

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct Who are you talking to? And what are you talking about?

[kaldicuct]

@GiromCalica *facepalms*

[GiromCalica]

@kaldicuct *palm faces*

[ELEV4TE123]

Rain should have played Zuko in The Last Airbender, not an Dev Patel!!!!

[ELEV4TE123]

I was 9 when I watched this movie, and I'm a tomboy. I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!

[Jegudiel29ZX]

Much brutal than Ryu Hayabusa

[bigfatjuju]

Nice hacks they got going, unlimited ammo...

[phgswimm16]

@cheezequeso i know right dude where did all the woman go

[nogin55]

@phgswimm16 you can actually see them run out at around 2:11

[phgswimm16]

lol i would rather see Justin Bieber get owned by the ninja i will be fuckin laughing!

[GeneralBadIdea]

Every time i see the first guy get killed I always want to scream BOOM! HEADSHOT!!...it would be funny if when the old guy asks if the ninja was real he answered: No.

[ninjabrosx]

Imagine if Justin Beiber was in this scene.

[BoyIsCool300]

At 1:49 homeboy gets owned, at 2:06 his body has disappeared!

[haggardBOOM]

i dont know why but this makes me want to be a ninja 0_0 (not by killing civillians)

[xxSilentSOLD13R]

0 People dislike it because they're afraid they'll get owned by Ninjas..

[GiromCalica]

@xxSilentSOLD13R Make it 3

[ACCFJeremiah]

@xxSilentSOLD13R They're 3 dislikes, but yeah. Just people are afraid of asians cause we kick ass

[KurruptR3jj3t]

@ACCFJeremiah fuck on bitch are you in asia



[ACCFJeremiah]

@xxSilentSOLD13R 3 people disliked it so either your blind or you fail

[xxSilentSOLD13R]

@ACCFJeremiah Look when i posted that comment you blind fail.

[GiromCalica]

@xxSilentSOLD13R you jynxed it

[xxSilentSOLD13R]

@GiromCalica -_____________________________­_-

[kaldicuct]

@xxSilentSOLD13R and then 3 people got letters :P

[MrMiko99]

@kaldicuct how will they dislike if they got chopped to pieces

[JESODIST]

I Make My Own Ninja Stars and Have Practiced For Months My Blows Are Precise At 15 Feet Atleast, Too Bad No One dares To Fuck With Me When i Am Pissed Caz To Be Honest i Am Just Waiting For A Reason To Swing Them.

[Thearcangel979]

@JESODIST Your blows are precise at 15ft you must be popular to the guys?!?! lmao

[virgingirl26]

Damn did u see how they slice that first guy face. Fuck

[ELEV4TE123]

@virgingirl26 THAT WAS THE BEST PART!

[jayten45]

OH SHIT! 1:47

[yahoo9317]

I tell you, this opening scene made me jump out of my seat in the theatre. It's almost as if it was something out of a comic book. Joel Silver wanted to have that sequence to be the trailer, but the MPAA would disagree, because it would've been NC-17. Thank God they didn't go down that road.

[Aizengon]

LoL a letter so open it dumbass epic *-*

[cheezequeso]

somehow all the women dissapear

[Sennoko]

lol i love how he tastes it XD

[fatl97]

the blood looks like red paint

[SillyRamaBubbles]

The gore is so fake hahaha

[lotofhate]

@SillyRamaBubbles because it is fake duh lol

[RussellG1992]

just have to say I like the old guys tatoo

[X5Exotic]

its funny how badass the ninja were and all of a sudden at the end they all got easily killed by CIA >.<

[GiromCalica]

@X5Exotic Ya i like military and ninjas fighting altogether. GUNS VS SHURIKENS

[doylebelin]

this is what happens if you make fun of ninjas haha they cud be in the same room with ya :o better keep them words nice and sweet haha

[TheGreaterGood80]

I wish everyone on Jersey Shore and every MTV spoiled brat reality tv show got a letter of black sand

[ninjatomaster]

@TheGreaterGood80 then, bang blood all over the place.

[thomaswidjanarko]

2:27 that man can say fuck when his body got slashed

[MMathelisa]

Rain ♥

[aa3gunner]

I wish this ninja would do to edward cullen what he did to these guys

[volcomfrlife]

if DK died and Han became the leader, this is probably how he would've died.

[nightofhalo]

lol, we have a partly bloody green screen with a chance of choppiness

[sKaXz]

hrhr best movie ever.. xD

[UNDERLIFEx]

keep replaying 1:23 lol the noise he makes hade me lol 100 ttimes

[mrssmithjr]

Ok,now I totally want,to be an assasin now,lmfao brilliant!!

[dollersignder]

ugh to much fake blood

[xMidnightINK]

"Are you afraid of the dark?"

... o_o nawww, but I am now.

[ELITEPROPHET1]

@xMidnightINK darkness is the best time to train in.... thumb's waayyyy up from here