Shit Nerds Say

[Shawn022]

The star wars helmet at the end was hillarious !!

[BlueMaxx86]

Oh my unbelief in god, it's me.

"The book was better." x 2!

"Neil Gaiman is a god!" Hahaha! Nice. I love the guy, possibly my favorite writer, but man, some people get a little overzealous. Heh.

[HollyMarieFowl]

"the books were better." YESSS

[affablegiraffable]

damnit ive said some of these things

[jeannexmusic]

I can so see my friends Keisha doing this.

[attackzombies]

WoW? dungeons on a laptop = no good D: DESKTOP GAMINGGG <3

[xxxTrUxDiVaxxx]

Haha I was laughing because I was watching Big Bang Theory when you said that about nerds lol

[xAzriphalex]

Yep. You're hot. I tried the septum ring... didnt work for me. Wish I was one of those chicks that could pull it off.

[Froleyboy]

This is my everyday life

[BlaqMarketProduction]

is that arabic on ur neck? what does it say?

[jghdflisacupcake]

@BlaqMarketProduction It's super ornate cursive (in English) it says "It never rains but it pours"

[garrett54s]

Do you play LoL?

[cookiemonsta188]

I have said all of these things

[snowey1337]

I love everything about his video.

[Vnix]

boba fett.

[TheGirlIWantToBexx]

Your hair is fucking sweet

[meggalove4TVXQ]

lolz so true

[Heatherayyys]

the ending is THE BEST part. hahaha "what...?" hahahaha

[TheKnightWhoSaysNiii]

Will you marry me?

[NintendoZombiet]

THE BOOKS WERE BETTER

[Eve21688]

we could become good friends lol

[MrGeorgeGibb]

Nice

[piratetara]

The nonchalant Boba Fett helmet is, in a word, awesome.

[shagrath3]

Boba Fett Helmet very nice :)

[m1k3y60659]

this is probably the most realistic sh*t people say videos.

[jghdflisacupcake]

@m1k3y60659 I knew it was a success by how mad it makes pretentious nerds. REAL MAD.

[theangwang]

I feel like Internet girl gamers understand each other because the majority is undoubtedly my life story. Definitely subscribed to you now :-)

[TPowell31]

She's pretty



[Aoewin08]

I think I'm in love.. this is me, but female! Great vid ^^

And OMG this Boba Fett helm... I am so jelly..!

[Caboose727]

The Big Bang Theory is NOT funny. But that's just like, my opinion man.

[thechadsk8s84]

hottttt!



[EndofDays213]

Oh man idk... Aint gonna lie your cute.

[ankan2k4]

This video is funny because it's true.

Shoulda said something about Internet Explorer too!

[truthser]

Your soooo prettyy :))

[wtfandy]

Girl of my dreams. I am not ashamed to admit I've said at least 80% of these.

[chamblizi]

DAMN YOU GOT YOUR SWOLL ON 0:57

[jghdflisacupcake]

@chamblizi Haha I know I look GIANT there... not a flattering camera angle.

[chamblizi]

@jghdflisacupcake i think its hot (NOT FLIRTING) just a statement...

[renendell]

I myself have said a number of these things.

Incisive and observant.

[Jenjen050788]

Haha this is so me!

[DulceBrandi]

Hilarious!

[shapeshift1415]

the fact that you're talking to yourself makes this 10x nerdy-er

[ChelseySuzie]

I'm pretty sure I've said all of those things. On more than one occasion.

[kaythebear]

You are so cute oh my god!

[fremioneandredvines]

ACCURATE

[Warmau5]

girls got skrillex hair

[jghdflisacupcake]

@Warmau5 it's called a mohawk... didn't think spiking it was appropriate for this video.

[BlaqMarketProduction]

@jghdflisacupcake I like it the way it is.. its hot as shit!!

[friggingbomb88]

she's hot if she's thiner

[1234567eminemfan]

hahhah wat the fuck is a mac miller

[RainStrife92]

I hope you're actually this nerdy. There need to be more girls like me in this world.

[KittayC]

omg i love you lol

[rcnator101]

"it's like hoth outside huugh" lmao too funny

[jango52577]

Oh my god!! I wanna plow you!! LOL but seriously I don't know too many girls around here that legitimately like Star Wars although I kinda have a lead on one right now through my mom (shit male nerds say "My MOM set me up with this really nice girl...") where she works. I'm going to see Star Wars Episode I in 3D with her this week. Wish me luck. Or "May The Force Be With [Me]."

[fueledbysass]

lol @ the ordering pizza, so me. pretentious nerds unite :)

[polkmnji95]

i think you forgot to mention

"oh come on it's raid night"

[jghdflisacupcake]

@polkmnji95 I was so mad at myself afterwords! I forgot raid night AND D&D night!

[TheChikius]

never mind those haters you're cute and funny :) to be honest I don't really like earrings like those but tattoos are awesome :D

[adorkablebuttercup]

So... hot!

[examae15]

Omg ur beautiful!! And I think I know people like that :(

[3julz3]

OMG I love your haircut soooo much! I wish I could pull it off lol

[LUV04111]

You kinda reming me of megan fox

[99writtenwords]

@LUV04111 Yeah agree, her face looks like Megan Fox. Really pretty.

[gidget144]

Favorited. I think I have a huge crush on you.

[HordeOfBros]

please check ours out /watch?v=qReB6CPhn7E

[BeautyBoudior]

Love it!:)

 Think you're stunning too!

[JinxDagger]

Is it bad that I find myself saying some of these things? Such as, "When did the sun come up?" and then going back to the internet lol

[BanmeNoWakusei]

You're so hot. O A O

[ForbiddenLinesTattoo]

Ahh! You are fucking gorgeous and I love you for this.

[gorkamorka41782]

"Yes pants!" Needs to be on a T-Shirt with you doing the "Fuck yeah" fist pump lol

[thenewgoddamngambit]

jesus velociraptor christ you are HOT!

[YukiikoVX]

the fact that ratings are disabled and every comment is "omg i loooove this!" makes me think that comments are author-approved

let's see if i'm right

[jghdflisacupcake]

@YukiikoVX they are, because people commenting on my ear lobes/tattoos/haircut is getting pretty old... not supposed to be the focal point of the video.

[ExtemelyStoopid]

@jghdflisacupcake haha u fucked up your life with the way you look and now you have to live with yourself where ever you go no one will ever stop talking about your appearence haha fuck you

[ToXiiKSneakz]

NOOOOOOOO! Theres no mini PIZZAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[samuriax88]

Love the tattoos

[MultiNam123]

xD you should be on The Tester 

[FictionFan2012]

Noy my favorite video. But Its pretty accurate. I loved that part near the end. "The Internets not working? God, what am I gonna do all day?"

[FictionFan2012]

@jghdflisacupcake Actually its pretty accurate, lol.

[whostonsaxet]

You're beautiful!

[whitechocolatel123]

aaah! i want that mohawk!!! i can't wait for mine!! :D

[musicjunkiey93]

lmao "WTF is a mac miller"

[yayaBrown21]

omg i hate when ppl take videos to seriously just like the video or dislike it or just click off HATERS shit!!! anyway LOL

[SixSidedMorlock]

"Ugh, my phone is ringing" LMAO

I hate that too.

[emoemu4]

People are giving you hate, but I can't name how many times I've had to say, "UGH, not right now! I'm in a dung!"

[bugsm1987]

I do / say about 9/10ths of those things... ._. I'm a terrible people, Youtube.

[gonchiava]

eeheheheheheehhhh



[asparaguslover44]

"Neil Gaiman is a GOD" (that awkward moment when I think I've actually said that). And about all the frozen pizza and ramen comments -- I'm glad to know I'm not alone in my diet that consists mostly of things that are microwavable and a shitload of coffee :P

[DarkDistorsionhero]

you miss something, the skyrim jokes...

[teb7]

such a pretty girl.. its a shame she ruined her body with those tattoos and piercings

[keyowns]

YES! PANTS! Hahaha hilarious!

[simplegrl11589]

hahahahahahhaha

[Vlaewww]

dat flake

[Hitlerwasright35]

Nerds are just unpleasent to be around...

[xXxFriedFish1234xXx]

I love your haiiiiiiir

[KinaTheGreat]

i'm not rude! i'm witty and hilarious!

[cryingbleedingheart0]

kind of remind me of Sierra Kusterbeck of versaemerge :]

[identitycrisis052]

"What the fuck is a Mac Miller?"

I'm in love with you, oh my god.

[InuitInua]

I actually like this. Pleasantly surprised miss lady. :)

[toxcidec]

my name is travis and i am the moonstar

[matavach1]

Why are you ruining your body like that? Don't say to express yourself or similar, you look ridiculous.

[jghdflisacupcake]

@matavach1 I'm a tattoo artist, I love art in all forms - including the kind I can wear on my skin. It's not effecting your life in any way, so why don't you go back to minding your own business.

[lifeisgoodda]

@jghdflisacupcake i dont know who the hell he thinks he is, you are absolutely gorgeous. ive never understood plugs, but i love your sleeves :)

[darkoverlord9348]

@jghdflisacupcake you tell 'em girl your hot to me

[richardguerrero86]

@jghdflisacupcake Wtf??? why would that dude even say such a thing? Your art looks amazing.. as well as your X shirt :P lol

[rawfoodsretreat]

@jghdflisacupcake right on sister

[v0mitstar5]

@jghdflisacupcake

so much love @matavach1.

[AJDilly]

@matavach1 you sir, are a fucking Moron!

[AJDilly]

@matavach1 OR madam

[WraithTheSlayer]

@matavach1 U know what dude? You're a motherfucking faggot , get a fuck out of here !

[jwu9o82]

Tattoos = instant boner kill

[ArmageddonCandle]

"This is such low quality."

[adi0storead0r]

This is perfect. I think I've said all of these things at one point or another.

[seyumi3]

I love this video!! <3 :)

I say alot of that too ^-^;; like when did the sun come up?lol.

[Faustspoodle]

Lol I totes just did the pizza ordering thing, like I had that conversation verbatim

[astroidemma]

FABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[TheTivster]

HA. "YES, PANTS!"

I literally said those very words yesterday when I was playing SWTOR.

[acciopaige]

You make me miss WoW.

[lopapop]

i havnt heard the word noob in like. 4 years.

[jghdflisacupcake]

@lopapop I felt like a douche saying it but it had to be in there, haha

[TheChikius]

@lopapop I hear it every day on League of Legends anyway that's the only online game I play maybe they are the only ones who say it..

[CaraINW09]

I have said ALL OF THESE THINGS.

[sourpatch67]

you playing swtor?

[jghdflisacupcake]

@sourpatch67 I will be, my gaming PC needs a new motherboard and my laptop can't quite handle the graphics

[BeautyAndBones]

omg ur beautiful <3

[m0cachin0]

I think I've fallen in love. 

[Cookieandcreame51]

Holy shit that's awesome!

[avespluma]

Not gonna lie, I've said...all of these.

(Also omfg you're flippin' gorgeous! Like srsly, it's distracting.)

[CaitlynB2010]

i have to say half of these on a daily basis .-.

[nerineajenkins]

xD after this level, im in a dungeon, you bought a cd? people do that?,and heh, n00b. i sayt hese frequently

[theRADteepee]

lol piratebay, who the fuck uses piratebay?

[SQUAD789]

the snort though. <3

[SQUAD789]

Everybody is tripping off this. I'm a HUGE nerd and always get shit for it cause I don't "look" like one. Weekdays consist of me watching Community and Doctor who and currently being human. Also collecting comics trading cards and figurines. Weekend comes and im out partying and doing the "social" things. I have a superhero blog on tumblr that is about to reach 10k followers. I have about 150 people following me on my personal one. I'm not considered a nerd. Nerds come in all shapes and sizes!

[susipunkrockprincess]

this video: big GPOY xD

[clawtooth35]

Fables <3.

[noveltynikki]

Not hating! all the pretentious nerds I know dont say any of this stuff. Typical people who spend most of their time on the computer do, or tumblr girls that think theyre all nerdy and such do. lol. Favorite thing though "wtf is a mac miller" That was actually my words when I first saw herd of him.

[jghdflisacupcake]

@noveltynikki I made it for tumblr, so I guess that means it was successful.

[noveltynikki]

@jghdflisacupcake well then ! That makes sense :P ha

[IWANTY0UBLEEDERS]

'THEPIRATEBAY IS DOWN, UGH.'

^me.

[queenpunkhippiebitch]

Ooooooh i want to be your friend <3

[XxXxCrimsonxXxX]

Well sheit, I guess I'm pretentious!! 8Y Neat!

[huntermahaffey]

This shit is funny, don't hate.

[sarahiswhat]

I want to have your children in a totally not creepy way.

[vandm12345]

what the fuck is a mac miller..

[itsrandiduhhh]

"I'm not rude; I'm witty and hilarious."

MY LIFE.

[jojooo4ever]

ohhh... you're like a prettier, funnier version of me in this...

[jghdflisacupcake]

@OpixiO In the actual video (pre-edit) I had a bunch of DnD jokes, tech support stuff, WoW references out the ass, some Battlestar jokes and a lot more stuff about comics and the reboots, but I wanted to keep it pretty short and reach the most people, so it's basically ended up being "Shit internet nerds say" video.

[arlihama]

@jghdflisacupcake GIVE IS THE RAW VERSIONNNNNNN!! YAYYYY!!

[yirico92]

Oh god it's me..

[oGClay]

1:30 that's what she said

[AshleeLauraxx]

just as you said why isn't the internet working, mine disconnected. mindfuck.

[griselmania]

"I'm ordering pizza. NO, I'm doing it online, I'm not going to call them!" Hahaha, YES!

[realism18]

love it!

[TheBusinesscat]

pretentious? i dont know... most people say those things. maybe we all are pretentious.

[jghdflisacupcake]

@TheBusinesscat Haha, don't really mean it as a bad thing. I know as a dork I can come off as really pretentious when I correct people all the time, even when I don't mean to.

[TheBusinesscat]

@jghdflisacupcake oh! lol i know what you mean. :)

[belindainwonderland]

"What the fuck is a mac miller?" It's okay, I said the same exact thing a few days ago. by the way, I want your boba fett helmet!

[TheLastFemaleSaiyan]

I've said so many of those things, so often.

[SilentSaf669]

biggest. gpoy. ever.

[shitgeekssay]

The Day Star. It is not your friend....

[jghdflisacupcake]

@shitgeekssay HAHAHAHAHAHA

[EffnGoodCupcakes]

I do this all the time! And yes how come glasses are so popular? How is being half blind "in" right now?

[bludlar]

Hey, um ::HITTING ON CUTE GIRL LINE #12 NOT FOUND:: Also, definitely said more then my share of those lines before, lol.

[kingofkings100000000]

Lmao awesome.

[ihebby]

Yup, pretty much. 

[MindaFoxtrot]

I say all of these things, and I'm damn proud of it. :3

[punpck]

lol ... I'd love to have a girlfriend like this :)

[Darthzedd]

@punpck

White knight phaggot detected

[feeblemunchies]

I lol'ed so hard at this

[Niksi88]

LOL this is my life. You're gorgeous btw! Like.. ugh

[YouKnowIKnowFTW]

flawless victory =]