Bill Bailey's Bunker Blog (1) : Royal Wedding Message

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

I wonder if it's actually filmed in his house? Just curious.

[MrDadman66]

I could see him living in a bunker one day.

[gg3ds]

the biggest stacl of toblerone i have evrer seen

[Esmalon]

2:45 and don't blink

[ExtraLuke]

OOMMMGGGG!...

...A stack of toblerones

[spoonerbooner]

at the end Bill, is that sound of a bong being pulled on?

[pelicanflashdance]

I love Bill Bailey, best comedian ever! :)

[alexlodda]

"...flightless lizards..."

I just strained something in my liver region.

[ThinkLikeGeek]

Bill Bailey feeling like Dylan Moran, hilarious.

[levantos]

lmao was that Klingon? xD

[TheOddball007]

rofl just found this. Love it. <3 Bill Bailey

[CorruptedPersona]

"because the ravens will never leave the tower, why? Because there super glued to there perches"

Lmao! Bill you are an absolute legend!

[MrMichaelHodgson]

Hay, Asda, I'm not gonna be your bitch

[GrungerLuke]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL!

[wibblypanda]

Hahahaha this is brilliant!

[AleifrLeifrson]

Oh Bill, you so crazy.

[ion010101]

Awesome.

[nutnoodle]

Can I have a Toblerone? 

[panagiop]

Hahaha-excellent,once again :) Bill,you are an oasis of laughter in a desert of disappointment and exploitation that is our world today..I do hope that you shall continue to put smiles on our faces in your special way for ever :) Bless you

[ThorGoLucky]

Love the "Dummies" book!

[matthewdavies2000]

I love Bill and have seen him several times but hes jumped the shark here

[DragonRebornSPK1]

The best part is how this could almost pass for sincere insane raving. :)

[ligsom]

My dark faith awaits me, I'm gonna be reborn as a raven superglued to the tower, and my best friend would be a snale, and we are superheroes fighting crimes agains all the other ravens there. Ohh. They have such evil plans I tell you, planning to steal all of Bills toblerones... The madness of it all. I promis you Bill, one day, me and my sidekick will save you from the evil lizards! Have no fear, dear friend. I will show NO MERCY!

[benthejrporter]

Ha ha! He's funny!

[rlm1993]

was this a congrats vid? or a promotion for tescos.. :P omg i love bill bailey ^^

[r4hul101]

The ultimate hippy !

[rorymcclory]

I guess I'm the only one that doesn't find bill Bailey funny then?TWill tell a lie I did like him in black books I just don't like anything else he's done :S

[CosmicBoot]

bill you lunatic! more black books!!!! =D

[Rizzle600]

Black Books series 4?

[GrobblyGribbly]

Thanks Bill, from PC 2012, Stokes Croft... XXX!!!!!

[hamstall]

Nice DAC90A.



[JOZZ145]

Bill's Bunker of Truth!

[ThePinkBinks]

@SaharaartSarah Yeah we do. I gave mine for fun and someone was stupid enough to take a joke on a comedy thread too seriously and went all miserable at me. There's always at least one idiot. Just saying.... ;)

Peace and chill with Bill. ;)

They do actually clip the wings of the ravens by the way so they can't fly properly. That's a genuine fact. :)

[jezkemp]

Creepy look at the end. Love it.

[mbolton87]

SO ITS TESCOS THAT HAVE BEEN PUTTING CAMERAS IN HAM!!

THEYVE BEEN PLANNING THEIR UPRISING FOR YEARS FROM THEIR WATCHFUL HAMERAS!!!

[corig123]

oh man, living off toblerone! heck yes.

[Tokath1988]

You make my world go around man :')

[rdkls]

Well done Bill, it's high time people were told the truth about the ravens.

My grandfather was part of the agency taskforce that trains the pigeons to glue the ravens to the tower, when he tried to get out they superglued him to his wheelie chair and now nobody will believe a word of what he says, as he rolls around the streets trying to get the truth out. God Bless Will and Kate!

[Snoflakeochaos]

How has this only got 300 views?!

[KryzMasta]

@Snoflakeochaos You were early. ;) 7 hours later and it has 12,000.

[Snoflakeochaos]

@KryzMasta Woah that's just amazingly crazy. I feel early now.

[KryzMasta]

@Snoflakeochaos You're trendsetting mate. :D

[Snoflakeochaos]

@KryzMasta e_e It has 21k now, I feel trendsetting xD

[stephentube9000]

Bill, you are hilarious, but clearly have too much free time on your hands! How making about a Chris De Burgh musical?

Don't your family get suspicious when you disappear into the bunker to film? And don't they get very disappointed when you buy all those Toblerones but tell them they are for the bunker and not to be eaten at ground level?

[herringla]

Oh my Bill Bailey is a crazed mad scientist of the mind. lol.

[manolicontra]

bill bailey is the 2nd coming. lead us bill. lead us to the promised land.

[minesapint82]

Who are the 8 gimps who have clicked 'Dislike'?

[Ponchothewise]

@minesapint82 The Gimps are now at 11... My God... They are multiplying...

[VortexProducer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bloody hilarious Bill!

[pughga]

more from the bunker!!!

[pughga]

more for the bunker!!!



[Brianiron49]

satire , lovely satire

[ShamanConference]

I dont speak for humanity - I know your right Bill - and where can i get that book from - Amazin dont stock it - more proof of the great cover up

[maricimo]

I kind of love you a little bit.

[DeadBallDescendant]

Hmmm. A bit light on the funny.

[03Esp]

MOST OF THEM THINK THEY'RE FLIGHTLESS LIZARDS!

[OrangeTanjerine]

I cannot stop thinking about Superglued Ravens and tescos now..

[MissLivv93]

I'll give £20 to whoever can guess how many Toblerones are there! xD

[TheMaragil]

@MissLivv93 79

[ThePinkBinks]

@Danvielwerth Why? Cos I like Tescos or because you're an idiot that needs to be sarcastic? Ah well there's always at least one complete idiot - and today Britain's full of them making their idiocy known. :) Go wave your flag and jump in chavvy joy over people who don't know you or care about you. :)

[Saharaartsarah]

@ThePinkBinks views... we have them, eh? Jussssayin'

[Axweildr]

Tesco's, I hope they're paying you well for this Bill, or with them have you got a bill, Bill?

[TheDocucomedy]

YES BILL!

[DCdabest]

Bill! Bill!! It's the real world calling! yes, yes, i know we have been out of touch but you have to come back and entertain us otherwise we're stuck with to lovers and a bunch of soppy royalists!!

Sincerly, Humanity

[LovelornAngel]

@DCdabest 'to lovers'.... 2 or TWO, SURELY?!!! TRY, just a LITTLE bit, PLS?!!! TY! :D

[ThePinkBinks]

The difference between the Royal Wedding and Tescos is I get good things from Tescos that make me happy and home delivery saves me time. The wedding wasted my time, got me very fedup and unhappy and I got nothing good out of it. I can choose to pay for what I want from Tescos but had no choice to pay for that wedding. I've lost money cos of the wedding but Tescos gives me clubcard points. Both Tescos and the monarchy have an empire but I prefer Tescos one. :)

[DanVielwerth]

@ThePinkBinks My heart bleeds. Profusely.

[dazwileman]

epic

[Happydavid1951]

Absolutely inspired - provided needed light relief

[Seanog24]

Hahaha Did anyone else notice the stack of Toblerones in the right ? I love it bill thanks for the upload! :D

[StevePledger]

Love it, Bill!

[mtbottle1]

OMG - the Mayans must have been speaking to me too - I've been watching the wedding AND I'm having a Tesco's built behind my house!!! Spooky...

[coolposs]

Winning

[CoAoW]

top score!

[Jamesbaby286]

I think that is a real bird as the "EARLY WARNING SYSTEM".

[elspud16]

Toblerone stash!

[Arcanage]

:D



[B2dWee]

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