A deer walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The deer does not respond because it is a deer. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
That seems to me a big deer. Didn't realize they had muscles like that. I think the slippery floor is what scared it. Otherwise it might have gone up to the bar and expected some Anchor Steam? Maybe it saw it's refection in the glass and thought it was a rival. When it went though instead it's like "My God, I've gone through the looking glass and this is some new horrible reality where the floor doesn't allow you to stand?"
@jeblomberg a female deer! Bud, a drop of golden beer! Me, a name I forget when drunk, far, a long long way to STAGger! so, I'll leave the sledge at home, la, a note in drunken wails, tea, a drink to sober me etc.... (maybe you can do better than this...)
@Trinity2k7 Does do grow antlers its a common mis conception that they dont and i agree its probably a juvnile but when saw this vid i was expecting it to be a buck that would cause so much damage and i was just kinda disappointed at the titer of tables and chairs pretty boring if you ask me
What is that? Is that a deer? Is that a Donkey, I dont.. Come on, let me see your face!! (Hysterical laughter). Ow man my stomach, (Laughter) Ouch! (Laughter). Oh God! (Uncontrollable Laughter) hehehehehe, I... hehehe. (Hysterical laughter) (Laughter) Oh man, oh God, oh, I can't believe it. Oh man WTF, oh man. I still don't know what.....What is that? What kind of animal is this? (Laughter). Get up there!! Oh you, Laddergoat, you so random!!
I read on this on the news and had to see the clip,they said it was a "big buck" in ohio we call those basket racks...It wasnt big....but wow couldnt imagine being at the bar and having that happen...
I'm not even going to bother talking to him, but what's the point in trying to censor your words by spelling them out in full, but putting an asterisk in the middle? hehehehe donkey kong.
the bar lady in pink.......... lol. and as for you ( @ thedickofeurope ), your wachin it 2 so you must be as sad as us lot xxxxxxxxxxxxx i thought it was quite funny. and they say us brits have no sense of humour !!!!!
Hey you fa*ggots, I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pus*sy? This is even worse than je*rking off to pictures on facebook. Hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to videos"?
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE lol i bet the football teams under 10's and i think your getting confused with netball and fingering a cat doesnt count as 'gettin pussy'
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE your an arrogant little fuck and i bet your probably 12 years old and had no pussy in your life let alone a girlfriend. i bet you've got a limp 1 inch cock and you still play pokemon and you get fucking molested by your dad.
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE er what the fuck is wrong with you i went on youtube and saw this was trending and it looked funny saw all insults at you in the comments then i find out why what is your problem dude seriosly you have issues greeting agin from luton in england
@Digeridude Are you serious.... This from GOD. The creator of all things.........
Genesis 9: The fear and dread of you will fall upon all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air, upon every creature that moves along the ground, and upon all the fish of the sea; they are given into your hands. 3 Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.
oh shit fuck shit fuck shit shit fuck shit shit shit.
dubstep97 2 weeks ago
Okay that's it. No more for you, deer. You're cut off.
EATABAGOFHELL 2 weeks ago
yo im a deer and i want a tequila
SuperKillwill 3 weeks ago
Omg! Its rudolphs cousin
Flirtatious98 4 weeks ago
Oh dear.
SpringSamurai 1 month ago
Who ordered the Red Stag?
OlympianPCs 1 month ago
Whoever waxed that floor needs to get a god damn promotion.
OlympianPCs 1 month ago 3
Every since this deer heard Party Rock Anthem it hasn't been able to stop shufflin'
OlympianPCs 1 month ago 3
deer says one jägermeister please
doubleBdasher 3 months ago
girl in pink shirt jumps over bar, therefore getting closer to the buck rather than more protected from
basilisk555 4 months ago
imagine drinking jagermeister, looking at the deer on the bottle, while suddently a deer walks into the bar....
jupzwoo 4 months ago 3
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indianrambo123 4 months ago
I feel bad for the deer, but i have to say that the end was fucking priceless.
Malphas87 5 months ago 2
fucking deer shoot the damn thing
crazedxfighter 5 months ago
AWWWwwww he only wanted a Shot of Jägermeister
evilclowntra 6 months ago 2
LMFAO
I ALMOST PEED MY SELF LAUGHING!!
MrTr0llol 7 months ago 2
Thats because someone says "that'll be one buck please".
Someone realised he needed some doe to buy a beer.
celt67 7 months ago
Thats because someone says "that'll be one buck please".
celt67 7 months ago
Tumble in, STAGger out!
Hexl702 8 months ago 2
so a deer walks into a bar...
TheStormtrooperrr 8 months ago 9
the guy at the end is absolutely priceless. "FUCK A DEER"
0oSTumpo0 8 months ago
If I was one of the guys at the bar when this happened i would look at my glass and back tot he bartender asking fro another one.
revanderkproductions 8 months ago
A deer walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The deer does not respond because it is a deer. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
Zipp117 8 months ago
Well, they said saya beer for a buck!!! :-)
freebird7463 8 months ago
Hey... why the long face?
EfarmosmenosStokos 8 months ago
that's one way to get the ladies attention in the bar
joru100 8 months ago
oh deer
asgard69 8 months ago
... and says "I hear you've got drinks for a buck tonight."
usageunit 9 months ago 2
"IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, IM A DEER, "
candIejac 9 months ago 12
Terrible grip
WaldoJeffers25 9 months ago
So two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says "I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"
-Sucol
Ultima55 9 months ago
So a deer walks in to a bar and___(insert funny joke here)___
DrouTOP 9 months ago
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CutieyyAimeeaa765 9 months ago
this reminds me of the retarded horse from family guy. lol
MsDeathnoteUser 9 months ago
A deer walks into a bar... and COMPLETELY DESTROYS IT!
Owned645 9 months ago
this is the kinda thing you would see in family guy and that girl jumping the counter totally shit herself
aiureala 10 months ago
oh deer . . .
WhatDoneIsDone 10 months ago
0:55 słychać strzały
GOOOD PARKOUR!!!!
9555daawidd 1 year ago
Hahaha! That was the most random thing I have ever seen. (yet)
TheCoseyPancakeMix 1 year ago 2
haha i was the fat white one
2121football3 1 year ago
Next time I wanna reck some douche bag's bar, im going to call on a few deers..
The247th 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!
twin2302 1 year ago
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jdiller100 1 year ago
everybody thumbs up for 'istreakallweek's quote " I like boys"
djbirki 1 year ago
fake.
aussersein 1 year ago
@aussersein You are GaY
djbirki 1 year ago
@djbirki it's fake you filthy orphan.
aussersein 1 year ago
@aussersein ummmmm its not fake you dumbass..... i saw this on TV how can this be fake retard?
yettii0077 10 months ago
Luke realised that the new waiter wasn't quite getting the hang of clearing the tables.
nogginthefroggin 1 year ago
apparently the prices at Luke's Bar are quite deer, and you have to take big bucks.
nogginthefroggin 1 year ago
Tue le cerf un verre !
casibefa 1 year ago
i like boys
istreakallweek 1 year ago 3
Wow that deer looked like he wanted to start a bar fight. Thank goodness someone opened up the door for the deer to leave.
mkmiller2004 1 year ago
Wow, Justin Bieber can be wild!
kerplunkboy 1 year ago
Poor deer is scared out of his wits
ChickenRamen 1 year ago
i live like 10 mins from bluffton and my dad works in bluffton. we eat at lukes all the time crazy lol
godawgs305 1 year ago
@godawgs305 Im guessing you are from columbus grove?
djbirki 1 year ago
@godawgs305 JONAH !!!!!!!!!
djbirki 1 year ago
@djbirki who's this? lol
godawgs305 1 year ago
@godawgs305 Don't worry about it
djbirki 1 year ago
@djbirki and yeah i go to grove
godawgs305 1 year ago
video dos bambi
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
brasucasoul 1 year ago
Well if it were Texas, that buck woulda been dressed @ :45.
rescf02 1 year ago
He seemed to get pretty nasty when they told him they quit making Buckhorn Beer.
Should've opted for the Jim Beam Red Stag! Hey-OHHHHH!
AMOUTDOORS 1 year ago
DYNAMIC ENTRY
Skenardo 1 year ago 2
Why the hell does this bar have so many camera angles?
reidhcooper 1 year ago
This story was on the news last night.
:o
falcon6073 1 year ago
That seems to me a big deer. Didn't realize they had muscles like that. I think the slippery floor is what scared it. Otherwise it might have gone up to the bar and expected some Anchor Steam? Maybe it saw it's refection in the glass and thought it was a rival. When it went though instead it's like "My God, I've gone through the looking glass and this is some new horrible reality where the floor doesn't allow you to stand?"
1G3001 1 year ago
D'oh! A Deer!
jeblomberg 1 year ago
@jeblomberg a female deer! Bud, a drop of golden beer! Me, a name I forget when drunk, far, a long long way to STAGger! so, I'll leave the sledge at home, la, a note in drunken wails, tea, a drink to sober me etc.... (maybe you can do better than this...)
ExLuedenscheider 1 year ago
ahdeath2007_____your pretty boring if you ask me..
istreakallweek 1 year ago
@istreakallweek who is this streak all week think he is
djbirki 1 year ago
The fact that the deer can't find it's footing on the slippery floor makes it all so much more amusing. Look at his little legs flailing around!
smallwood 1 year ago
Drunk Bambi FTW
wweadx2 1 year ago
poor thing
Relina83 1 year ago 2
hahaha it was well worth watching simply for the last few seconds!
amyxxxbaby 1 year ago
lmfao
Jericho92Gamer 1 year ago
the deer just discovered you cant quickscope on black ops and went crazy
JAKR94 1 year ago
deer oh deer
loobus 1 year ago 2
he was playin the black ops beta and thought hed try it out in real life
rag3rman 1 year ago
Ohh deer. Sorry someone had to do it
videowatcher4006 1 year ago
that a girl deer if it was a buck the place would be completely trashed and atleast one guy would be dead
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
@ahdeath2007 .... if you hadn't noticed, it's a young buck, it has antlers. Doe's don't grow antlers.
Trinity2k7 1 year ago
@Trinity2k7 Does do grow antlers its a common mis conception that they dont and i agree its probably a juvnile but when saw this vid i was expecting it to be a buck that would cause so much damage and i was just kinda disappointed at the titer of tables and chairs pretty boring if you ask me
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
@Trinity2k7 a juvnile male i mean
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
I don't understand how people can laugh at an animal in distress.. but I suppose thats whats wrong with the world today.
ksmxx 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA 2:23 to 2:39 :D :D
Old fashioned police chase material right there!
limp1t 1 year ago
is he old enough to be in the bar?
willywillyson 1 year ago
deer me
willywillyson 1 year ago 2
Oh deer...
ExLuedenscheider 1 year ago 40
@ExLuedenscheider lol! deery me...
visioncapture 1 year ago
Did someone order deer?
Ellthom 1 year ago
poor thing
Alexandterrara 1 year ago 15
Agerasia 1 year ago
Why does everyone on the Internet lack empathy? D:
TheDefiantBadger 1 year ago 2
Breakdancing Deer
thedigitalflow 1 year ago
bambi on ice... anybody?
RisefromyourGRAVE 1 year ago
I read on this on the news and had to see the clip,they said it was a "big buck" in ohio we call those basket racks...It wasnt big....but wow couldnt imagine being at the bar and having that happen...
melissa767676 1 year ago
it seems it's having a spag attack..
triple210 1 year ago
awww the floor was too slippery for the deer! that's what i call bar hopping...
cairobaby 1 year ago
What's a deer have to do to get a beer around here. Sheesh!!
nycredneck 1 year ago
The woman in pink was crapping herself lol Can't say I blame her though lol
TheFever77 1 year ago
I was working here when this happened...the guy at the end who ran was an employee who was trying to get the deer out of the bar.
heatherq09 1 year ago
"Hey Mike is that a deer?"
"No Bill it probably isn't"
*SMASSH*
Primodummy92 1 year ago
haha the way the man runs in through the door like SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! and realises, oh shit its coming RUN BACK RUN BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mathewrolls 1 year ago
IM HERE! BREAKDAAAAAAANCE!
WillP999 1 year ago
@WillP999 Lol
Troyster21 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE I love how wow is the first thing on your profile. Who are you kidding? XD
Did your bullies teach you those words in first school?
skydi11 1 year ago
There's always one minge who has to dislike everything. Shame on you sir.
MenCap7 1 year ago
wtf haha it was slipping everywere!
LucindaILUVHTF 1 year ago
muslim terrorist deer!!!
yourma40 1 year ago 2
Poor thing :[
ugforthewin 1 year ago
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Oh dear ......oh dear
malcolmmoran 1 year ago
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Oh dear oh dear
malcolmmoran 1 year ago
I'm not even going to bother talking to him, but what's the point in trying to censor your words by spelling them out in full, but putting an asterisk in the middle? hehehehe donkey kong.
craigfromnewcastle 1 year ago
lol that dude went in then he ran out again coz the dear came HAHA
sokkaamvcreator 1 year ago
LOL at the end.
In: Man, what on Earth's going on in there?
Out: JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST RUN!! D:
SmileyDude909 1 year ago
the bar lady in pink.......... lol. and as for you ( @ thedickofeurope ), your wachin it 2 so you must be as sad as us lot xxxxxxxxxxxxx i thought it was quite funny. and they say us brits have no sense of humour !!!!!
crazylegs519 1 year ago
2:15 the sign says pull
pinkishpurplelolumz 1 year ago
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Kinichie 1 year ago
i has a deer in my beer
ElmagicProductions 1 year ago 2
0:30 BAM!
liamdascombe 1 year ago
reminds me of those underage girls on a night out with new shoes they cant walk in lol hahah
taise25 1 year ago 8
Lol at the guy at the end xD
hope the dear didn't get hurt though!
Bawrdumb 1 year ago
lol
benwhite988 1 year ago
The damage costs are going to be deer..
JordanWells15 1 year ago 8
I think the deer was already drunk before coming in.
anoniememens 1 year ago
Wuts that dears problem.Smashing up the bar like that.I hope he got barred.
TheBudhistpunk 1 year ago
@TheBudhistpunk haha that did make me laugh though xD
ugforthewin 1 year ago
It's bambi all grown up!
blaatann 1 year ago
That is one thirsty deer. Hell the bartender was so excited she decided to dance on the bar.
bbjsw10 1 year ago
sweet jesus! It's bigger than the man!
00123Meg 1 year ago
It will probably die from stress...:(
Analoguejunk 1 year ago
Shame he didnt jump right on the grill... he looks delicious!
PlebScrubber 1 year ago 3
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Hey you fa*ggots, I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pus*sy? This is even worse than je*rking off to pictures on facebook. Hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to videos"?
THEKINGOFEUR0PE 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE could you atleast try to troll with something original rather than 2 year old memes, obvious troll is obvious
mrsteves 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE Sorry copy pasta go back to 4chan, no one cares.
nathninetyone 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE errrr... wa' de fuck are u on homo ?
BulletCowboy 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE lol i bet the football teams under 10's and i think your getting confused with netball and fingering a cat doesnt count as 'gettin pussy'
cludo88 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE You are grim!
lewisglegend 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE I have a real life girlfriend if that counts?...
MrBuggaLugs 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE Fuckin hell....you are one fuckin retarded prick!
Greeting from England.
E1878F89C 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE your an arrogant little fuck and i bet your probably 12 years old and had no pussy in your life let alone a girlfriend. i bet you've got a limp 1 inch cock and you still play pokemon and you get fucking molested by your dad.
GabrielSaxtonKnight 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE er what the fuck is wrong with you i went on youtube and saw this was trending and it looked funny saw all insults at you in the comments then i find out why what is your problem dude seriosly you have issues greeting agin from luton in england
dimb9 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE Gj, nice trolling. And as for the people who fell for his trollings, you're fucking retarded.
XxkanakixX88 1 year ago
@THEKINGOFEUR0PE we got an escaped troll from 4chan here.....
fraserrlufc 1 year ago
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They Released Cabellos big game hunter in 3D now then?
atomheartpd 1 year ago
They realise Cabellos big game hunter in 3D now then?
atomheartpd 1 year ago
Somebody needs to add cartoon sound effects to this. Someone who's better at video editing than I am, I mean.
leeshajoi 1 year ago
The ending was the best part: "Oh let me go around the other side and get at the...WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! "
lol
pudgimelon 1 year ago 2
Its time for Cabela's hunting game!!!!
Shinji81 1 year ago
Guess this what happens when you run out of fresh meat....
ClueLou 1 year ago
this should be on Ray William Johnson!!!!!!!
djbirki 1 year ago
Looks like someone had one too many drinks...
Jennythebunnygirl 1 year ago
And I want it with lettuce onions and toma-OMG!!
ClueLou 1 year ago
"Where's the hunter that killed my mother?"
"BAMBI get back here!"
Water3Monkey 1 year ago
...Roadhouse.
jcangst 1 year ago
@jcangst it's not just in Texas anymore..
ClueLou 1 year ago
You could get quite a few meals out of that, and venison is lovely too, kill it, cook it, eat it, yum yum.
filsyn 1 year ago
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filsyn 1 year ago
Poor deer. That's so freaky. D:
TeddyPerv 1 year ago
Personally I would have caught it and put it on the grill. Venison is very tasty.
Shiftee88 1 year ago
I heard he turned up for a stag do, but left when he saw how deer the prices were.
Shiftee88 1 year ago
awwwww!!! poor thing, he looks so scared! bless :(
TheGirlsRule22 1 year ago
The dear was probably sick of seeing bar fighting rednecks crashing out the windows at weekends, this was his revenge
seanankerr 1 year ago
poor thing it must of been terrifid i hope it is ok :(
limesenior 1 year ago
Oh deer,it must of been in shock or chased after by a predator.
peaceman1234567 1 year ago
are you kidding me CMWold? why wouldn't there be cameras in a bar? it is silly to think otherwise.
JacobLit 1 year ago
Jfreels are you kidding me
4321countdown 1 year ago
I would have shot him. Looks like a nice buck. Would look good on the wall behind the bar.
jonesie05 1 year ago
@jonesie05 HOW DARE YOU! Its a poor creature that was scared to death! u must be a cold blooded old bag
TheGirlsRule22 1 year ago
@TheGirlsRule22 No i am a hunter. and if more people hunted and let people hunt then that probably would not have happened.
jonesie05 1 year ago
@jonesie05 That's like saying if more people killed each other there would be fewer traffic accidents.
Digeridude 1 year ago
@Digeridude Are you serious.... This from GOD. The creator of all things.........
Genesis 9: The fear and dread of you will fall upon all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air, upon every creature that moves along the ground, and upon all the fish of the sea; they are given into your hands. 3 Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.
jonesie05 1 year ago
I hope the deer was not planning to drive home. Clearly had had one scotch too many.
HeartlandTuber 1 year ago