Epic Card Crusher - Zoomjap Loses His Pen

[DualEdge007]

1:04 He even curls his lip on beat with the music! Too funny!

[MrStewpidassle]

Without the music = awkward with the music = epic

[Baconmaninspace]

0:15

You can clearly see her steal his pen.

[artistginger9]

This is soooooooooo random and stupid that it made me laugh my ass off. I love it.

[elitotaku]

what J-drama is this from?

[looker999997]

Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY PEN?!

[shadowkid1993]

she's afraid to die everytime that girl walks on the set.

[SeffyRoth]

Prof: How could you steal my pen?

Lady: What? I don't even know what I did...

Prof: Why did you do this to me?

Lady: Professor, if you keep this up, i'll be forced to leave, so please, just stop.

Prof: ... Just kidding about that, hahahah.

[NudilloS83]

EPIC!!!!

[1812over2]

YOU NO PRAY OUTSIDE!!!

YOU CRUSH CARDS!!!

[kikiji001]

音楽おおげさ過ぎ＾０＾

[SammEater]

The Master of the uncomfortable. :P

[TheWOWMontage]

Trol

[julio18052]

yes....yes

[Ali271194]

does somebody of you guys have the link from the video where this japanese guy is licking the picture of this women

[ekbdrx221]

is he acting or is he serious??(:

[namasko]

This guy has is a sociologist professor and his profession is on "how to make people angry". He teaches how to discomfort people.

prof:Okay, let's try.... how did that feel?

girl: nothing really

prof: Yea, alright then...

Act starts

[TheAlphafly]

He is the most talented actor in the universe!

[TheWOWMontage]

Someone explain what all these videos about this dude about but there fucking hilarious

[ainabathula]

0:58 He could convince innocent people they've just committed a murder with that look.

[tommycat1993]

he makes the woman wished that she should never get out of her kitchen

[EcdsKO1323O]

"Does Zoomjap have to choke a bitch?"

*epic music begins*

"... Nah I'm just playin'."

[saike1984]

fits better than guile's theme

[VooXoo]

I will give more trust to a raper than at this man.

[Ziero11]

This man is the definition of the word Bad ass!! I have a hero!!

[MattK1221]

That... that stare... its... looking at my soul...

[007whitespy]

What ISSSSSS this?

[Helixidron]

I wish I had this skill at making expressive faces in public...

[Agumon2509]

What is that epic song and where did you get it from?

[toufiki09]

@Agumon2509 the song is requiem for a dream

[JackTR21]

@toufiki09 Lux Aeterna

[ChopperMD55]

He'slike

BITCH! HOW CAN YOU TAKE THIS PRECIOUS PEN FROM ME!

[1Nekit1]

@ChopperMD55 Apparently, if you click that pen, the nuke will go off... it clicked by accident.

[93yumyum]

This pen...it speaks to me.... my precious.....

[Thefailz1]

@93yumyum where do you find these lol?

[UNiTEDDKSilent21]

lol wow

[LordAzanko]

i hate this song but its works so well with this video i have to give it a thumbs up big time lol

[TehSalomon]

He's brainraping her. With a stare.

[Sweetiepie81]

HES SO INTENSE I LOVE IT.

[AC101666]

0:59. This guy reminds me of Stephen Colbert. His face is incredibly expressive. Not to mention he's fuckin hilarious!!!

[jmm1233]

the pen is truly mighter then the card

[thegreatkingdaniel]

anyone know where my pen is

[wangtang32000]

those zooms are just the greatest things on youtube XD

[takatomon1000]

what is the name of the song

[xGanchanx]

@takatomon1000 It's the soundtrack of Requiem for a Dream

[takatomon1000]

what is the name ofe hte song?

[Hoerwick]

Pingas!

[zninja141]

Why... why did i get a boner watching this?

[AC101666]

@zninja141 You got a boner cuz that chick is fucking hot!!!

[MannyKunV]

i really HATE this song

but its so much better with Prof. Himonya

[TheBoredomOtaku]

Heavy Weapons Proffesor " Who touched my PEN! D:<"

[TheSpyngas]

it cost 4000000 Yen to write with this pen... for twelve seconds

[iSwordsman]

zoomjap himonya FTW

[tangbein]

thank you zoomjap. I now know the meaning of life.

[caboose9056]

WHO TOUCHED MY PEN!

[yuyufan]

This is officially on my list of top funniest things I've ever seen on the internet. PERIOD.

[YoItsJedhi]

How... DARE YOU...

[Ogreman14]

Well I'm good on learning the meaning of life... For like, EVER.

[badger555555]

i still dont understand this.. but i want more..

[puppy4200]

"Bro Forget This."

[Ritz190]

nigga stole my pen

[MrRa77oR]

my precioussssssssss!

[pepmiman]

All that for a Pen. Lol...

I like the pre-rendered backgrounds. : )

[ZhadoxFlamez]

I like she looks like she feel's guilty when she didn't even do anything.

She even shook her head "No" a little.

[Sousuke105]

My preciousssssss.......

[Exccentrous1]

This man is the next great supervillain.

[TheNevii]

The description is amazing.

[TheTroyaccount]

"I will kill you slowly."

[MelodicDischarge]

this guy sure knows how to make people feel uncomfortable

[MysteriousC]

Where did you get this video? I want to see the full thing, but I can't seem to find it anywhere... O_O

[artisticalme]

OMFG xD what´s wrong what this guy

[Hydrovah]

wtf going on

[KeitaKuhn]

bitch took his pen.

[gumpish]

5 people have been crushed by Himonya.

[Timsonourside]

Aw this is so effing cute towqrd the end. ^_^

[buldren0101]

Prof. Himonya could slap that bitch, but why would he do that when he can just rip her soul apart by giving her the stare of death? :D

[buldren0101]

Prof. Himonya could slap that bitch, but why would he do that when he can just rip her soul apart by giving her the stare of death? :D

[gaara2910]

He probably has a PhD in making people feel uncomfortable.

[tasteydelishus]

Fucking Epic=Fepic

[crazyjames1233]

lol, 1:00. Card Crusher murders.

[superchase08]

why do i watch this stuff when im high??

[horo30]

OHHHH HOOOO HHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH :OP{LSA::SKDK:DKSDD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Omg. This is guy. Hes.. Godlike. I wish i was this level of funny.

I... must... Train... Harder.

[Birkenspanner]

@horo30

LAWL

[seromaynh]

WTF just happend?

[RaidarStudios]

My...precious...

[kalvinlewisiscoolyea]

anyone else notice the flashing green subliminal message?

[horo30]

@kalvinlewisiscoolyea Lol i also did.

[SoloWing808]

Omg the music is timed so perfectly

[kimmimorrow]

I don't understand. . .

[Asilentobserver]

i died at 0:41 the exact moment when he realized this was in fact HIS lost pen

[MASTERmw100]

1:35 his like I CAME!

[slitherlock]

i took a picture of the screen at 1:11 and am framing it for my living room.

[slitherlock]

card crusher is a pimp! before they leave he will be fucking her in the bathroom.

[princesspuripuri25]

xDD "glare off death"

[bass0092]

if she looks him directly in the eyes

she dies :(

[CubeJackal]

Ugh, I know that song, but I forgot the name. Anyone know?

[JustGhastly]

@CubeJackal

"Prince Negaafellaga - Introduction (feat. Starcrimes, A-Million) Download This Song: iTunes eMusic"

For once, we can thank YouTube for whoring itself to Apple.

[clafairy2]

Her: Don't look into the strange mans eyes...

[mrlizard888]

the one who disliked this video is the girl on the video XD

[waider]

@mrlizard888

i think he dislike the fkn music that covers the dialogue

[ZeBOOMHEADSHOT]

*Puts pen on her side hidden under the paper* You....Bitch, my pen.........

[Th3R3M1nd3r]

I love how obvious the green screen is.

[FanOfGir1]

Guy: *Creepy face*

Girl: What the hell is going on? D:

[XxTarkenxX]

...So when is her head suppose to explode?

[ssj458goku]

Shit just got real!

[SerugioSan]

HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FenrirIceKing]

This guy is an hero.

[DerUniversalHacker]

0:43 camera zooms in, background stays the same

[1hozuj1]

@DerUniversalHacker

Called a green screen

[DerUniversalHacker]

@1hozuj1

Eventually it yould be a bluebox, too.

[DocRavage]

This man could end the world merely by blinking. Though, what was up with him getting so upset? It looks like he hid his own pen.

[Sonicrega]

MY PREEECIOUUUSSS...

[OneSlapSalad]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[itsumonihon]

0:43

[Phelan666]

Crazy bitch hid his pen.

[Arresfield]

1:12 Hes like OH no you didnt, shes like look away look away

[TheWildALK]

When he flips his head, it's in perfect sync with the music.

"You...you dumb whore. Do you realize what you've done?"

[UlquiorraNo4]

lucki

[Quickdrawingartist]

It's his... SERIOUS FACE!!!

[nocturnGER]

She is so scared of him. This man really is the pure evil >:(

[sonicroxandGL]

The look. It is the greatest thing ever.

ZoomJap FTMFW!!!!

[FireClawzz]

Zoomjap= his face would pierce through your soul even more than the weegee or the trollface stare.

[pixiefairy10]

Requiem for a Dream :D

[KausticX]

@pixiefairy10 That's exactly what I thought, too, I was like hell yeah!! (It's called Lux Aeterna though, Requiem for a Dream is the name of the soundtrack album which the song is on)

[Persiana]

"Bitch how could you take that precious pen from me!"

[thegameulost]

@Persiana

"How dare you crush my precious cards!?!"

[ReallyGoodFeting]

Holy fuck she must have been scared

[YoBadMama]

I almost had a stroke it was so soul pierceing

[boomtech8]

THE EPIC STARE!!

[Awesome1601]

His acting is just one of the most impressive things i've ever seen!

[schadenfreude360]

0:58 - 1:05

Godlike

[kirill747]

LOOOL

[SmellyMudkip]

He is a God.

=D

[Phelan666]

@SmellyMudkip Nay, he is THE GOD.

[loliball2]

@SmellyMudkip

better, he is japanese :D

[gorbachev9]

@SmellyMudkip Hes so epic that he makes dramatic music appear when hes angry

[VGMasta458]

Fucking

Epic