Raw Video: Judge Jumps Bench to Protect Witness

[pcjt27]

he was like U GON LEARN TODAY!!

[TheMichalus]

He's awesome! Not a sit there and take it bone in his body!

[theathenakeene]

There is a good man. Now-

Someone tell me why can't I find one of those?

[dreadlock360]

He is like a ninja!

[007DefCon3]

Kick his ass yo honour!!!

[SUIVIIVION]

This is my house. BITCH.

[wildfratto]

order in the court

[TheRecordead]

When i saw the video, i realized that you guys missed out on "videotaped with a bench".

[sylvial1985]

become JUDGE DREAD and kill that bastard

[yoadrie]

"Your honor, is it too late to throw myself on the mercy of the court?"

[soul111smasher]

BAMF of the year right there

[FutureMarineTravis]

As soon as that judge was leaping in mid air he screamed " stop hammer time!"

[xxzonbixx]

i applaud this judge. but now why the fck do they have the witness and the man she's testifying against so close together??

[Ms1BBQ]

Y was he dat close to the witness n the first place n it probably was his ex so he want to go down tryin to whip her ass but he get whipped

[labartic]

I AM THE LAWWWW

[presarioandstuff]

lol @ how the lawyers do nothing.

[CombatSportFan]

Anybody know if he took his gavel with him to use as a weapon? If so he gains 50,000 bonus points of awesome onto the 100,000 he has already achieved.

[akeith13]

looks like a bunch of ignorant gorillas to meee



[145thedon]

kirb*



[145thedon]

That judge should have kirm stopmed that guy

[sooper2dooper3]

you...mutherfucker...gimme five!

[SuperMrmetoo]

That's a tight judge.. most of them hide under the table..

[FpsMercenary]

"OW HELL NO!! NOT IN MY COURT!!"

[zark212]

Judge dread lol

[iceagescrat1]

cool slideshow!

[fuckuyawanker]

a wild judge appeared judge uses FALCOLN PAWNCH.

[NoDestinyLive4Now]

Holy shit I have never had any respect for any judge before I saw this! Fuck Judge Dredd this guy is real!

[kingyugi2003]

Coming this fall to your local movie theather, Samuel L. Jackson is......"SUPERJUDGE".

[DubstepC2008]

@kingyugi2003

Get your muthafuking hands off my muthafuking witness! 

[MrMagnarock]

@kingyugi2003 ..great now i want to see it..lol

[2199]

@kingyugi2003 Its SUPER JUDGE........Mother Fucker........Say objection one more time. lol ........

[Gromskar]

Judge power, Activate!

[ver123ist]

thumbs up for the judge!!!! we need more like him.

[stoneiscold]

Judge should have owned the guy with his hammer

[karthikbans]

"JUDGE DREDD" 

[BlueAsalt]

Was this filmed on a calculator?

[fuckuyawanker]

@BlueAsalt lulz yes noob try to steal the top comment xD

[BlueAsalt]

@BlueAsalt Top comments are "I AM THE LAW" and Now that's a JUDGE!!! I don't see any top comment that says what I said. So....Fuck you

[daven58100]

Would have been cool if the judge beat the fucker's head in with his gavel.

[fuckuyawanker]

OMG a wild Batman appeared and use FALCOLN PAWNCH!!!

[MasterSystem90]

Judge Dredd !

[Nodrama777]

Robe? My ass. That judge is wearing a cape!!!

[007DefCon3]

Kick his ass your honour!

[sasquatch268]

I am the judge, the jury, and if you tempt me, the executioner.

[robertfreed]

This should be all over the national and world news. That judge has a hero's heart and should be rewarded by acknowledging him.

[mifolious]

1 frame per second

[feadawg]

respect my authoritah

[rockstardad4]

well that guy is screwed LoL... Imagine if that was was just a preliminary hearing and the guy has to go back in front of the judge.. Awkward?? LoL

[sebar001]

Now that's a JUDGE!!!

[dmelenaster]

That judge rocks!! He should of hit him with his gable to teach him a lesson about proper court etiquette....

[DazmoTube]

The court is now in session. The honorable Judge Slapadumbass is waiting for you to do something stupid. You may now be beaten.

[EmbraceOfTragedy]

it'd be funny if the judge grabbed his gavel and started hitting the guy in the head with it :D

"THAT"S YOUR FUCKING JUSTICE, YOU BASTARD!!!"

[nrw1455]

where was this? let me guess! Detroit!

[Dancing88Mike]

Judge Fudge to the rescue

[wwwtotalitaerde]

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[j0nk03000]

@BitterBurst bomboclad you made me laugh so hard man you own me a new pair of pants :Z

[wobbers99]

Fuck me!! I always thought Judges were over privileged. A good bust up in Chambers is as far as it can go! lol

Get stuck in, but make sure everyone has their Remedies ready ;)

[FlameBite658]

was this recorded with a piece of bread and cheese?

[TheCodyHannah]

If it was judge fudge, he couldnt have saved the witness, since he's far too busy being delicious.

[csrtitus]

judge dred

[lovesskiingpow]

You guys ever seen Fresh Prince of Bel Air... Well thats Uncle Phil there

[Superbluegirl1991]

@lovesskiingpow Lol! I was thinking the same thing! The judge is brolic. XD

[likeomgutube]

they should make a movie outa this. ROBOJUDGE!

[fuckuyawanker]

@likeomgutube shut up or fox will steal your idea XD

[likeomgutube]

@fuckuyawanker good I LOVE fox, they can have it

[KyleWebs]

It's called a security camera, you dumb fucks. Why would they have wasted their money on HD 1080p cameras just to record shit in their building?

[Kierank30]

@KyleWebs wow dude chill out its only a joke and its one that me and everyone else found funny because its in the top rated.. Why you got to be such a hater and get all pissed off about that? What offence could that joke possibly have caused you calculater isnt a skin color ya dick.

[KyleWebs]

@Kierank30 wow dude, chill out. I'm not hating and I wasn't pissed off. It's called educating. You made it sound like you were retarded.

[Kierank30]

@KyleWebs Lol are u for real? What did you think everyone on this video thought the video thought the camera was a calculater until fucking Albert Einstein comes along and tells them all its a low - quality security camera? Ahahaha. Also, according to you if you make a joke about a camera being low - quality your a dumb fuck hmm try getting a sense of humor. Ya dick.

[KyleWebs]

@Kierank30 No, I just thought they could've been a bunch of retards who thought they would buy high quality cameras. It has nothing to do with a calculator.

Again, I was trying to fix retardation, because you made it seem like you really thought security cameras should be higher quality. I'm not against your joke. I'm not gonna internet "fight" with you if that's what you're looking for.

[Kierank30]

@KyleWebs I can respect the first paragraph, you do get alote of retards on YT

But i would say saying "you dumb fucks" on a comment is pretty much looking for a fight.

And retardation cant be fixed, They're born with it. Or seem to get it as soon as they log onto youtube..

[fuckuyawanker]

@KyleWebs lol chill the fuck out man

[theanxiousone1]

the whole judicial system is a crock of shit if the state has brought a charge against u and your innocent or guilty your fucked plain and simple bend over and take it and if your a minority or anything but white your even more fucced and unless u got the money to hire jonny cockran your wat?? fucked yes

[pianomanroc]

@theanxiousone1 your an idiot!

[MrTheguy18]

wtf? worst video of a judge jumping a bench to protect a witness i've ever seen

[PrzemoAliens]

It's Judge Dredd.

[GrimReefer1983]

fuck yea, I hate witnesses too..

[N1ghtT3roorz]

NINJA JUDGE!

[sizemeat]

I will never buy

allstate.

[sirenbassist7854]

I AM THE LAW, looks like a mosh pit

[DonRMB]

Did you record this with your asshole?..

[jmorris6758]

I.........AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burnmehdown214]

Ah... We need more Judges like em.

[Snorlaxjim]

I AM...........THE LAW!

[t22films]

@BitterBurst LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SanbernardinoGs]

funny thing is if the judge wasnt black the cops would have beat ol boy ass

[only1ineed]

that's one hell of a judge

[usablepinky]

@fuckuyawanker but u cant record on calculators :/

[kneeyuckah]

@fuckuyawanker na, a potato.

[monkeyjr58]

@fuckuyawanker no a fucking gameboy haah

[kody9898]

@fuckuyawanker nope

[BIGWHIT425]

@fuckuyawanker hahahahahaha

[xL3EROYJENK1NS]

@fuckuyawanker no man it was an HD- toaster

[coondiggity]

@fuckuyawanker No.

[Guiser123]

Damn, that Judge is so flexible that he can make me a sandwich.

[rileyhmt]

Looked like batman.

[stealthsurfer21]

Oh slide shows don't work with fights

[ATLjade1]

The Judge is like:

"Ahh shit, i put my dress on today!!"

[halogamer543]

If i had one cent for every pixel in this video, well i would have exactly one cent.

[jairoller4life]

"I AM THE LAW"

[pinito25]

@jairoller4life ''I AM THE LAW"

[DumbassCrewXtreme]

what weapon was that it looked like he took out nunchucks

[fruitysqueezer]

pf 1 million views for the pixel fighters -_-

[jonnygouda1]

Look, man, us brothaz have a hard enough of a time gettin a job shovelin sh|t, let alone gettin an education in law and becomin a judge! If a man has proved hisself 4 times over to get some respect as a criminal court judge you dont wanna b fcukin with him. He'll kick yer ass, bro! The judge should turn in his robe for a black cape and call himself Captain Judge Ni&&a! Don't fcuk with my courtroom B|TCH!

[rmacevoy]

@jonnygouda1

This "brothaz", no, this man, deserves the respect of anyone who has obtained the honored position to be called, well, "your honor." Something that most likely none of the people posting here have come nowhere near to. He is also most likely known by the title Jurist Doctor another hard earned title that I doubt most posting here have the mental capacity, empathy, vitality, or personal initiative to obtain. More importantly, how many have a deep enough sense of justice.

[MelshLtd]

I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THESE CAMERAS!

[dangaz4x4]

@MelshLtd Hell yeah!

Man, I had (slightly) better video on my first camera phone in 2003 (really not much better though :p)

[rbeasttennis]

AMAZING audio/video right here!

[xRobertx209]

faggot camera needs to make itself better.

[gimiiii9]

Lets Bring This Video Up To 1 million views JUST FOR FUN! XD

[AyO10111010011BLAbla]

judge?

god keep me from crimes

cuz i know he cant judge

[Keyes66]

he shall be known as judge dread

[Zachypants97]

No thats a judge

[moe80ca]

judge full time and spiderman part time 

[IconNews]

ha ha Now there's you a judge!!! Give that man a tv show!!

[HTTPCore]

we have full hd, we have Terrabytes HD's but still we have those 2x2 px cams in such important places?

[McGrottomaster]

A typical ego-driven judge. Has to be the star of the show. If he was at the opera, he'd want to be the Prima Dona, at a funeral, the corpse. Every judge I ever met thinks s/he's Jesus Christ reincarnate because all day long, every day, people say to them, Yes, Your Honor," and "That's right Your Honor!" Most of these wodden-heads wouldn't know their own damn name if the plaque on the desk didn't remind them of it.

[shimazu32]

@McGrottomaster

Sounds like someone got a well-deserved lengthy sentence for doing something stupid. I wonder who?

[McGrottomaster]

@shimazu32 Prolly not the one who deserved it -- Casey Anthony is a poster example of the American [In]justice [non-]system at work.

[sterilep]

yeah that judge went hard

[ironkid36]

buy some decent cameras for god's sake...

[nizamm]

All rise....NO DUCK!

[Gideon6640man]

Here come da Judge...lol

[bklynAtrain]

SUPERBAD JUDGE!

[Kg277]

why these "surveillance" videos so shitty?

[dannyboyinxs]

the judge was like "not on my watch"

*jumps over bench

[onlyme114]

A real man !!! Someone to be admired for putting himself in harms way for someone else.

[MsBlesyn]

dang!..

[wkLeoTrooper]

With all the money courts charge for EVERY LITTLE THING they still have shitty security cameras.

[ki4hou]

I'm willing to bet that judge ended up handing that guy his balls in a jar by the time that court case was over.

[RelixKondor]

Holy shit attack action judge go!

[sudadedah]

If I had a dollar for every frame in this video, I would have 1 dollar.

[PopadopGeneral]

@sudadedah another unoriginal comments congrats

[MrRetlav]

"NOT ON MY COURT!!!!!"

*song kicks in- He is Judge Jaaaaack Shaaaaaaaaq - awesome soul music continues*

[djzl01]

CAUSE THE JUDGE WAS BLACC IF HE WAS WHITE THERE WOULDVE BEEN A CASUALTY

[whatuswattingat]

JUDGE DREDD!!!!

[Robertandguitar]

judge dred aint got nothin on him!

[VirginiaBeachNative]

Yeah, I totally need to defrag and take my cookies out and then restart,

[PostedForYou]

shitty surveillance video. neva helped no'body

[Bananaman395]

wtf it's 2011 who the fuck is still using these shitty cameras. cheap ass bastards

[TheGlobalPanacea]

From 0:09 to 0:30 it's like a group dance.

[TheGac504]

yea judge bring down the... gavel?

[mydesigirl84]

he must have had a crush on the girl

[nemetsk]

he was like the last guy up

[tgwa90]

Which pixel was the judge?

[datdude1988]

@tgwa90 Think up your own witty comment you loser.

[AmericanBadass44]

That's a cool ass judge

[ipeemilk2011]

hes been wating all his life for that moment

[bimbolag]

thats mah nigga

[sirmixcomps]

some dude gets under the judges desk for some reason!???

[TheWaYnEmAc007]

Oh No U DIHIND ...ICE COLD LEMONnLIME flavored Sprite at yo fingerTips :)

[sparta45678]

BLACK SUPERMAN :D



[porkchopharper]

Heard from Ian Richards as he jumped his bench --"HERE COME DA JUDGE!!! HERE COME DA JUDGE!!!!"

[jackblasio]

judge took the law into his own hands-guilty as charged!!!

[donhonki1]

@lee4585 lol yeah judge want action cos it clear he dont get no pussy lol

[OhYeah201]

and the judge was like " im the law bitch"

[lee4585]

Judge wants some action.

[RuinOrPeace]

I AM THE LAW!!!

[turkishsoldierbaran]

the judge was like oh hell na he aint jumpin a brother in ma house fuck that nigga.....

[BlauRFasan]

That judge should wear a superman costume instead of his usuall robe .

[JuanOfaKind88]

I knew it the robe gives your courage and frog like jumping abilities, If only he had his white wig on he'd be farting fire balls!