Statler and waldorf (excellent)

[tonymetalmouth]

Statler: Just when you think the show is completely terrible, something wonderful happens.

Waldorf: Whats that?

Statler: It ends!!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[sophieclarkpoem]

I love these slandering old men.They are so funny

[AngryCombine]

"Never seen anything like that before."

"With any luck I'll never see anything like it again."

D'HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[hartistry1957]

What a great adult install; Genius!

[1256893478]

They dont care for most things

[Endevin]

Waldorf: Hey did you catch that latest Fred video?

Statler: I thought you hated Fred?

Waldorf: I do, but somebody has to make Fozzie look entertaining!

Both: DO'HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[Gasundheit]

I always find it funny when Statlers face always closes in on itself when he gets whacked

[JesusRocks993]

@ garak said: "I wish that politicians would talk like that". Garak is right, something might be done in congress for once (oh hohohohohohohohohohoho)

[jacekantoine]

Trolling gods

[Sodor156]

I love it when Waldorf whacks Statler LOL. I'll be making my own "Best of Statler & Waldorf" video :Muppet Show Season 1 (w/ Gordon and Spencer from "Thomas & Friends" playing as the two "Old Fools"). Love these guys!

[MinyBoy5]

Waldorf-This show's like a roller coaster.

Statler-Yeah, how?

Waldorf-Well you get butterflys in your stomach at the beginning, the middle is the blur and you are glad it's over at the end.

Both-DOHOHOHOHO

[BumperSticker95]

Does Statler sound like Bill Cosby to anyone else?

[sha11235]

Did Waldorf learn his karate chops from Miss Piggy?

[gatewayeast1609]

Who does the voices of Waldorf & Statler?

[sha11235]

@gatewayeast1609 Waldorf was Jim Henson and Statler was Richard Hunt during the original run of the Muppet Show.

[tonymetalmouth]

Waldorf: 96 dislikes on this video.

Statler: Im one of them.

Waldorf: Im the other 95!!

Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[garak99]

I wish our politicians talked like this

[27kw91]

Nawet o Aliku wspomnieli w 3:20

[dakkonsol]

I had to log on just to dislike MonTag666's stupid bieber comment.

[jizmakthegusha]

37 seconds says something about AMERICA today

[Bolgernow]

Waldorf: Boy that Paula Abdul was a great act

Statler: Yeah, she's pretty AND talented

Waldorf: Which part did you like best?

Statler: when it ended!!!

Both OHHHOOOOOHOOOHOHOHOHOHOH

[jonasplusmaoissweet1]

S: Hey why are the Kardashian's famous?

W: well for only one thing Nothing

S: Maybe they'll learn something from the family by doing THAT

B: heheheheha!!

[PrinceTrexus]

Thumbs up if you also say that Waldorf is the master of the karate chop! :D

[PrinceTrexus]

Lol Waldorf looks exactly like my grandpa

[lynsayjane]

Amazing! I want them back on telly for good! Not just for spin off films

[xxczerxx]

Fucking awesome trolling.

[chapinmelissa]

Love Statler's face at 0:33. ;)

[americanmonarchist]

Waldorf I don't get the lady gaga hate I like her one song!

Statler yeah which one

Waldorf Poker face

Statler poker face she should bag her face

both ohhohohohohohohoho!!!

[korruption]

Yes, childhood! Never knew their names when I was young but they kicked ass then and kick ass now (... they are still around, right?)!

[Archiemonty]

The only thing missing would have been the opener from the show @ the start of the video

[polsj103]

Waldorf - looks like they've made another movie

Statler - yup and I already got us tickets

Waldorf - are they good seats?

Statler - they sure are they're for the next train outta town!

DO HOHOHOHOHOHO

[linkxmidna57]

Waldorf: Why, look here, Statler!

Statler: What? What is it?

Waldorf: About 95 people hate this people.

Statler: So?

Waldorf: Let's make it 97!

Both: OHOHOHOHO!

[foxthequaker]

Love the medium sketch gag

[hotranbraski]

These guys always make me laugh so hard, thank you Jim Henson :)

[ennox98]

It was great!!!!

[WizardOfHumor1989]

I'd like to see them as the Winchester brothers in the supernatural with statler as sam and waldorf as dean.

[angiehewerdine]

waldorf: you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

statler: im not you son shine

[angiehewerdine]

i like the snow flake setting at the bottem

[angiehewerdine]

if they hate the show WHY do they go

hey that rimed

[KatyHallow]

"It's called the medium sketch."

"The medium sketch?"

"It wasn't rare and it CERTAINLY wasn't well done!" :)

[MuSiCaLChIcK23]

1:36 Statler jumps for his life!! all the little monster wanted was popcorn :/

[awsome2464]

I thought for sure the Mahna Mahna one would be at the end

[TheRiderman7]

2:37 where its at

[Galilee1964]

3:47 Best one. The one I actually went searching for.

[TheMeowninja]

they are definately in denial.

[CantStayAway]

Long Live Waldorf and Statler...:):):)

[dorkandproudofit]

Waldorf: This show sucks.

Statler: Why don't we get up and leave, then?

Waldorf: We would, but we don't have any legs!

DO HOHOHOHOHOHO!

[chubs54]

i would so pay too see thes guys 2 a justin bieber concert :P

[cesarjimenezanimator]

Statler: Hey, Waldorf! Why did the chicken cross the road?

Waldorf: I dunno. Why?

Statler: Too stupid to realize the car was coming!

S&W: D'OH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!!

[Seanschemmelfan]

Statler: Hey waldorf I was wondering if you

Waldorf: Darn i should get new battieries for my hearing aid.

Statler: HEHEHEHE! I fool him everytime!

[EternalDarkness316]

Waldorf: you know I used to be an amazing stage actor.

Statler: oh yeah what happened?

Waldorf: I took an arrow to the knee.

both: doh hohohoh.

[windson7]

@EternalDarkness316 skyrim got old already, plus the game always sucked

[EternalDarkness316]

@windson7 Yeah, but I'm the first to make that joke on hereeeeeee lol.

[skinnyjeansification]

Stadler and Waldorf Swag.

[Weezygeeza97]

Statler: yknow, I think I've found the one good thing about old age.... Waldorf: oh yeah? What? Statler: With any luck I won't be around long enough to see any more of this show! Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[werty9009]

Waldorf: Well that was a waste of my time

Statler: well it could've been worse

Waldorf: How?

Statler: It could've been longer!

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!

[Lm0956]

The original trolls

[vampire6638]

Classic I love the muppets waldorf and statler areTHE trolls

[seraphimReshiram]

They were trolling before it was cool

[AnonAvatar]

Waldorf: What's the difference between YouTube and Television?

Statler: I dunno, what is the difference between YouTube and TV??

Waldorf: With TV, you can switch OFF if you don't like it!

AHAHAHAHAHOHOHO!!!

[Metinj14]

Love the muppets those 2 r hilarious

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

Statler: You know, I wonder if there really IS life on another planet....

Waldorf: Whadda you care? You don't have a life on THIS planet! DOHOHOHOHO!

Statler: *grumble*

[AnthonyEstephane]

Waldorf: Remember the full-motion feature the Grinch?

Statler: Yeah, I bet the death of the original author was more entertaining than the movie it was based off of.

Both: DOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[Aivarthecool]

The original trolls...

[poughkeepsiejohn1]

The only thing that's missing from these one-liners is the rim-shot!

[zachman9200]

Waldorf: i don't even know why we critisize stuff anymore

Statler: because we cant see or hear so we can just assume they're terrible

OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

[Frequency404]

Waldorf: I'm not a big fan of most of these comments.

Statler: Oh? Why's that?

Waldorf: Because they're SHIT!!

DOHOHOHOHO

[CMoneyMillz]

@Frequency404 the best comment

[cadge31]

The one on the left sounds like Rush Limbaugh. Poor guy . . .

[WiseGuy5674]

@cadge31 Fail.

[Mehriheart]

These were my favorite characters.  <3

[canaanclb]

these guys' finest hour was the muppet christmas carol.

[Hikeeba]

I used to heckle from a balcony, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[jabbahuh]

I loved watching these old guys, the things they came up with were classic, perfectly timed wisecracks. Sucks that writing has since gone to shit. Bring this type of writing back!

[Nanaman12345]

Waldorf: You know, I missed Fozzie the Bear.

Statler: You actually thought he was funny?!

Waldorf: No, I didn't aim correctly!

DOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!

[SephirothsStudent]

Statler & Waldorf: Gods of Trolling.

[RomanticHeretic]

@SephirothsStudent At least Statler and Waldorf are funny.

[ZiaLeighMcG]

Yo statler ur the one without taste, muppets r awesum nd apparently much better thn u

[veggietalesfan65]

Waldorf: You know they made another Muppet movie recently

Statler: Really?

Waldorf: Yeah, apparently they just don't know when to quit!

W&S: DOHOHOHOHOHO!

[eddmario]

When I saw the new Muppet movie Thanksgiving weekend, 2 of the guys who were seeing it went to high school with one of my uncles that were with us, and they were dressed as these guys. They even asked my uncle to build them a balcony in the theater for them.

[gtrain2005]

Waldorf: Ya know, Brad Pitt should be a guest star on this show.

Statler: Why? Don't you hate him?

Waldorf: Yeah, but at least he'll bring Angelina Jolie with him.

Both: DOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[FurorVikingorum]

3:48 is my favorite.

[exteremeJUGGERNAUT]

my two favorite muppets characters, hands down

[MonTag666]

Waldorf: Ya know I don't get all the bieber hate,In fact I like a few of his songs

Statler: Yeah? which ones?

Waldorf: Smooth Criminal,Bohemian Rhapsody,Jump and welcome to the jungle

Statler: Justin Beiber didn't sing any of those songs

Waldorf: EXACTLY!

Both" OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[er10b]

@MonTag666 LOL - these two should go to a JB concert and heckle the shit out of him.

[GMack17]

stalter and waldorf invented trolling. legends

[SpiritTHIRTY1]

after watching this, the guy on the left is clearly voiced by the same guy who voices kermit

[knottsknocks]

Waldorf: My wife died of cancer.

Statler: Why that's terrible.

Waldorf: Yeah, but it was much more entertaining than this.

Statler and Waldorf: DO HO HO HO HO!

[ddoggsthedan]

They should have these guys as dolls I would get them

[TheWorldisJCK]

4:13 Hey, look! It's little Walter from Jeff Dunham!

[woohoo1551]

Where is the one in the episode with Roy Rogers where they say "lets put this show out of it's misery." and prceed to take out six shooters and shoot over the balcony?

[MrMrbigc]

Fricken classic!!

[sixwingproductions]

4:13 statler and waldorf the next generation

[sixwingproductions]

you gota respect a show that heckels itself

[Sgtkoosta]

The Original Trolls :D

[inteli722]

wheres the minigun?

[realorhoaxable]

there a movie coming out go see it

[fazMcLovin]

oldest trolls i know

[ericx1973]

It's only funny within the context of the show otherwise you are missing the joke

[thatguy5229]

Haters will be haters.

[ICARUSxRISING]

I love these old dudes!

[flyboy913]

I want to be this when I'm old

[ForeverMemoriesCards]

when i was little and would watch the muppets i would be completely calm, quiet and straight faced until these two came on. then i would start laughing uncontrolabally. this is great!

[TheAthlete1999]

Every time I watch the Muppets I look for them to pop up on the screen lol.

[andrewmaddennn]

hehehehehe They don't care for most things.

[Squashy3]

best two guys ever

[mythghost]

i hope the people in charge of the new movie brought them back too

[ddoggsthedan]

Statler and waldorf for oscars

[neldesi98]

who the hell would dislike these old lovable haters

[bigbird1217]

The Original Haters

[mcgeorge36]

Absolutely loved those guys. The original haters.

[rrrpppism]

The father of all TV, Movie, Radio, Newspaper, Book, and YOUTUBE...

TROLLS!!!!

[Lelouch911]

The First Haters

[nellie2581]

Those old geysers

[blademasterryvius]

Man they actually beat Crazy Harry. I don't think I've ever seen anybody do that before.

[IEATFOOOOD]

Waldorf: Looks like 90 people don't like this show!

Statler: Looks like 10,812 people have no taste!

DOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[stealth313]

@IEATFOOOOD LMAO. Good one!

[fli13]

@IEATFOOOOD That was great!!! Statler and Waldorf type of line!!

[smartyparty999]

Statler and Waldorf: The Original Trolls

[MrRaider211]

i love those mupputs

[anaconda371]

i allways like them 2

[TomBBrady12]

OMG - this is awesome! I was a fanatic about the Muppets when I was a kid....and these two reminded me about my two grandfathers!

So f-ing funny.

[saidivhs]

i love 1:35 xD

[MoonknightX9]

They are the biggest trolls ever

[RandomJokerXIII]

Statler and Waldorf, the original trolls

[jordanburke45]

lool I do everything for your satisfaction

[murphe777]

Waldorf: Uughhh

Statler: What's wrong with you?

Waldorf: It's either this show or indigestion. I hope it's indigestion!

Statler: Why?

Waldorf: It'll get better in a little while!

[christytina81]

Best hecklers ever...

[Theboxofme]

The muppets had the most funniest duos like Ernie and Bert, Kermit and Fozzie, Kermit and Grover, Kermit and Cookie, Kermit and Piggy and Statler and Waldorf

[winxclublover]

Stantler and Waldorf are two of the best characters from the Muppet Show...along with Beaker and the Swedish Chef that is.

[okimas]

YOU CUT THE LAUGHS IN HALF

WHY DID YOU DO THAT.

THE DOHOHOHO is what makes the sketch.

[midblue2124]

the medium sketch....lol...wish I could write such things,damm!!

[80zdude4]

Those 88 people have no sense of humor.

[midblue2124]

pure magic....def my fav on that show

[quirpco]

I used to watch this show mostly beacuse of these guys.

[Eszra]

The poor little bunny.

These two live on in real life as two people who work on TMZ.

[winxclublover]

@Eszra

Ahh, so that's where they went after the Muppet Show got canned. They're suited for TMZ. They really know how to speak their minds...or whatever's left of it.

[human200freedom]

tonionionionionioniono9knionio­

[cybertronwarrior]

fuck i love these guys



[90sbaby92]

their like an old, cynical beavis and butthead

[minniemoo09]

I agree with dizkidliz about the Oscars

[Filmaker92]

Statler and Waldorf: THE ORIGINAL TROLLS!

[blekdeni]

1st:"That was a great number,I dont care what you say"! 2nd:"I thought it was dum"! 1st;"Maybe you 're right:"! Both: ahahahaha

[dizkidliz]

Muppets for Oscar Hosts!!! 2012

[Chumkid170]

87 people got mocked by them

[LoquaciousByNature]

These two and the Swedish Chef are my faves on the Muppet Show:)

[mackbee628]

That was a medium sketch. A medium sketch? Yes, a medium sketch. It wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!

[VagrantNoName]

Damn what a bunch of old trolls. Hahaha

[GiratinaofFury]

Statler and Waldorf, heckling since 1975.

[Jack98993]

These guys are the true shit

[skinnyshit8888]

Startler: i don't understand people these days

Waldorf: Why is that?

Startler: People can't get enough of this dubstep music.

Waldorf: You must be talking about going to the bathroom

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[DroverChicago]

These guys are the only thing that makes me look forward to growing old.

[AmandaRules4ever]

I love these guys!! even when I was like 8 I loved them too!

[angelmimi300]

i loooved these guys, sarcasm that's what's missing in this world.

[isao56]

These guys are my heroes.

[technicallyabsurd]

I laughed with Statler and Waldorf every time.  DOHOHOHOHOHO

[monse1232]

i dont remember them EVER showing this on disney, but if they did they were insane to take it off air. walt must be turining in his grave at what they have on now.

[UberDispencer]

Does the title confuse anybody else???

[ferbfan12]

these guys are the original trolls.

[Kurvegurl]

I was n 7th grade n they where my favorites n Kermit, animal. So glad they r back.

[Drummer24seven]

These two will be on commentary for WWE on their Halloween themed episode.

[therandomexample]

"These new restaurant prizes are rigged!"

"Oh? Why do you say that?"

"This one says I won a free Winnebago!"

"Where is it?"

*Raises up bagel*

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[TheFullmetallover]

I love these guys

[Megashovelman]

I like those OLD grumps.

[peaceniq]

@Megashovelman

They must have been the inspiration for "Grumpy Old Men"!

[chrimsun]

@ 2:30 I'm not your son and my name's not shine? Are you serious? C'mon people ...

[chrimsun]

I grew up with Muppets.... I guess if you like Family Circus cartoons then you will like these guys. They must of had some middle aged corny marketing lady come up with these jokes....

[mickb44]

83 people have no sense of humour

[Poseidon22111]

Thank you for this, really brightened my day!

[mackbee628]

Statler & Waldorf are AWESOME!!!