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  • who is jessica chobot ?

  • Ok, who did Chobot blow?

  • See pepole say yeah you don't need to play the first too but you know some nobe out there will say oh this game sucks and that's because they won't understand somthing

  • LOL!

    ....and bisexual

    Classic!

  • Wait seth green thats morgan from the series Chuck

  • 2:08 TATOOIEN! XD

  • is the commentator a robot? 

  • Wow, good job Bioware. Thanks for asking the humble community about whether or not we want someone ruining our experience. Jessica will ruin the immersion for me, thanks :) She has no right nor reason to be in the game, no experience acting, nothing special. So fuck you Bioware :D

  • What does "CHOBOT" means in Slovak language? = TRUNK :-D

  • Not trying to be sexist, but a female shepard is SOOOO stupid!

  • What about male shepherd

  • Andrea is much much better -_-

  • i don't want this game anymore. i hate jessica chobot. she's somewhat famous/rich for licking things (including mass effect 3 producers' cocks)

  • i cant wait to verbally or physically assault jessica chobot in ME3

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  • Keith Davison is a voice character of like every game

  • Jessica Chobot can be in your squad but Mass Effect 2 characters are only cameos. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

  • @HilariousHotdog awww fuck are you serious? I'll never chose her lol

  • I like, though for my fantasy to be realized games need to figure out a way to send signals to the users neocortex that way one indeed is experiencing sexual intercourse with Miss Jessica. Don't hate that's more likely then any of us having sex with her

  • who is jessica chobot?

  • @TheTrueDiablix Some lame chick

  • I can already say odds are James Vega wont ever be in my party unless the game forces me to have him tag along

  • Keith David's Voice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • I'm okay with this.

    As long as I can kick her off the Normandy.

  • @i0n496 Yep, I guess she's a reporter or something in the game and you can tell her to leave the ship.

  • FEM Shep: "if u didnt play ME 1 and 2 you didnt miss anything"

    Is she stupid or brainwashed ?!

  • WHY the fuck you guys hate jessica chobot? what the fuck did she do?

  • I don't get how people can have so much hate for an individual who has done nothing to detriment their lives in any way.

  • @darkknight187 lol some people take video games way to seriously.

    I'm sure it won't affect the game too much, it's just "fan service", that's why she has so much cleavage.

  • "10/10. Must buy!" - IGN

  • essica Chobot in ME3! i wish we can slap that Beach :|

  • dont worry people chobots character is a reporter and its mass effect so we will probably get to beat the shit out of her

  • THAT WAS EPIC SHEPARD EPIC FOR THE WIN

  • This franchise has gone to shit

  • @kravmaga99 explain.

  • jessica chobot character is super fugly

  • Jessica Chobot just sucked the right dicks to get paid to be a professional attention whore. Can't really hate that she figured out how to get paid to do nothing in her 30s. Hell I'd love to get a pay check to just lick objects and get a chance to be put in an awesome game like ME3. Wish I coulda been the guy at ME3 she "sucked" up to to get her own character. Maybe Mordin can whip up a time machine back to ME1 so I can have her trade places with Kaiden and watch the bomb go off :D

  • @ImJangooo everything is easier in a miniskirt

  • Haaa Jenn Hale has a voice so damn hot ! I wouldn't love ME that much if it wasn't for her :)

  • lol, pet fenris mech at 1:22.

  • So I just heard about her. She already looks like a truly intolerable non-entity who needs help dressing in the morning. I assume a serious error of judgement was made? Or was there shagging involved? Was this EA's idea to get more tits involved like they did to Red Alert 3?

  • anybody hear the moral decision sound at 1:37

  • chobot plz go away

  • you are the reason we can't have nice things

  • @alaskinator No your fail in life is the reason you can't have nice things.

  • Is it me or does Jessica Chobot in the game look like a taller, less fat and stubby Snooki? they went a little overboard with the cheekbones on all the girls.

  • My name is the "Manifestation of the creepy bioware fancase" and I am the voice actor of Tali's vagina.

  • @FuckingEnforcer I dont understand but i know that was disgusting 

  • chobots character in the game is supposedly a reporter that follows shep on his ship...

    not a squad member...

    and yes she is romance-able

  • @TWIST3DTWINKI3 Reporter that follows you around? I read that as annoying attention whorish character, just like the real life version

  • @IIVikingII touche,

    though i dont mind her

  • @TWIST3DTWINKI3 More importantly, you can tell her to get the fuck of your ship and never have to hear that horrid voice again.

  • Jessica Chobot can lick my omni-tool???

  • I doubt its been said, but... I hope Jessica Chobot is a romanacable character :P.

  • Lol I remember martin sheen from west wing.

  • I thought IGN was joking 'bout the whole Jess in Mass Effect 3 thing... Well, lets hope it turns out well...

  • chobot needs bigger tits. also, in the game. and she cant act

  • Chobot's character looks like she has down syndrome.

    What is wrong with all of you.

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  • MASS ERRECT

  • Mass Effect 3 YAY! Jessica Chobot is going to be in it.......Laaaammmee! There better be a story line where you get to kill her. Good or bad i am picking it!!

  • Shepard! Take out that reaper with your tactical knife!

  • I wish theres psp in mass effect 3

  • @MrJackacc you mean pVp not pSp -_-

  • My three people team will be: Shephard, Garrus, Diana Allers :D

  • Why would they wanna have Chobot in Mass Effect 3? That ruins the magic in mass effect in my opinion.. well, hopefully the game will be kickass anyway

  • I'm thinking Yong may have something on the mind....

  • pegi 18 ftw :)

    

  • why does every1 hate Jessica chobot

  • @iProvideGameplay easy she worked for ign and alot of people hate ign always saying they are cod fanboys im a bit neutral but their reviews are getting less distasteful as alot of the reasons they say a game is good/bad are a bit more exgagerated i dont know how to spell that but whatever my point is alot of people dont like ign

  • wowowo seth green the creator of robot chicken is joker this makes so much sense :o

  • Dude!! Get a girl! You too excited about that one ;p

  • F&*k is so expensive to have that voice actors on board!!

  • with the last words Martin Sheen sounds extremely like the illusive man

  • First things First... HOLY SHIT JESSICA CHOBOT!!!! CHARACTER LOOKS JUST LIKE HER

    LOOOOOOOL

  • bleh i prefer kelly over miss chobot

  • Jessica Chobot is only a reporter in the game.

    If you watch closely there is a camera next to her blocked by Shepard.

  • I have a hard on for ME3 that can cut diamonds!

  • Jessica Chobot in mass effect 3 great....Dicks up!!!!!!

  • If there's any game chobot should be in it's deus ex 3, that way we can SHOOT HER IN THE FUCKING FACE.

  • Fuck you, Prinze. Fuck you.

    And you too, Chobot. Just for good measure.

  • Not buying this game now.

  • @JumpyLuweegee why.............?????

  • What is Jessica's character supposed to be...is she a companion, is she something minor....I NEED TO KNOW

  • @DeathMuff1n *minor spoilers* she isnt a squadmate, but she can be brought onto the normandy, think of it like Kelly from ME2

  • TAKE MY GOD DAMN MONEY BIOWARE TAKE IT!!!!

  • I was thinking of pre-ordering this game before, now I am definitely going to pre-order!

  • Who is Jessica Chobot?

  • @AlterPulse some dumb bitch from the COD fanboy HQ A.K.A IGN

  • There is a lot of famous people in this game,now im not sure what to get the darkness 2 or mass effect 3 can any of you people give me an idea pls

  • you've gotta be a fucking loser if you're excited to sleep with a virtual Jessica Chobot

  • i love andersons voice

  • jessica chobot better be a damn minor character, fuck dat bitch get out of mah gamez

  • @jalin28 Unfortunately, according to wiki, you can even romance her..

  • @jalin28

    I fin you, sir, to be sexist.

  • @jalin28 she is, but i think its pretty cool

  • OMG EDI IS HOT... To bad you can't have sex with her :P

  • i prefer Yvonne Strahovski.

  • star-studded voice cast

  • I thought the same thing SuperAsain did ,i hope that we can fuck jessicas charater :)))

  • Keith David! A fucking legend...brings the heart and swagger to the series

  • @ZaneOneTwo

    Nice comment, I fully agree with you.

  • I think I degraded into a child while watching this.

    Want-want-waaant!! *flaps hands*

  • im getting this game solely to see if i can kill jessica chobot, if i can then... YAY my dream has come true!!! but probably not gonna happen.

  • @cresselia10 Remember, she's a reporter. You know what happens to reporter's in Mass Effect. You may not get to kill her, but she still might get knocked the fuck out.

  • winning!!!!

  • @SuperAsianlover69 Lol virgin

  • Jessica Chobot is only in the game so the virgin crowd over at IGN will buy ME3 for the sole purpose of jacking off

  • Seth Green - The only reason the ME series rocks.

  • why are you in this game!?

    you're not even an actress, all you did was lick a psp and got famous for it.

    why can't i just have emily wong as my reporter!?

  • Finally, a Look at the Normandy's new interior, even if it's some "fight room" and the Cockpit.

  • seriously about illusive man's green eyes???.. for me surpise, because in 2nd part they were blue, any ideas why colour changed?

  • @hirins The eyes were green in the hologram scene, which adds a yellow tent to every thing in the hologram.(Yellow + Blue = Green)

  • @NuclearLizard447 ok, makes sence.. i freaked out for a sec.. thanks!!!!

  • Bloody He'll what a line up!!

  • What is Shepard put on trial for if someone didn't play Arrival? Treason? That would be my best guess.

  • @MrRoyTheMouse *spoilers!!!* in the dlc pack "arrival" he blows up a mass relay to slow the reaper arrival, but in doing so kills 300000 batarian colonists, boo hoo.

  • love jessica. love bioware. that said... bioware is horrible at modding celebrity character... absolutely horrible. why?

  • THE ARBIE IS IN THIS!!!

  • lol bangable and bisexual

  • haha i love seth

  • so the dream of mass effect gamers would be for their CIRTUAL character to romanc a VIRTUAL version of Jessica Chobot.... hmm, yeah, that's not looserish at all .. Ps: Funny how the designers obviously tried very hard to suck up to her and perhaps have some sort of sexual favors by doing a CGI character that looks exactly like her, and failed

  • man i wanted to see male shepard too

  • ooh Keith David, nice! they got a budjet like GTA Vice City used to have!

  • can someone answer is. who plays commander Shepard (male)

  • @MrAfro1995

    Mark Meer

    masseffect.wikia.com forever haha

  • @MrAfro1995 Mark Meer

  • she better not be the secret character, if she is then so help me....

  • Martin Sheen has both the best character in the franchise but best performance and voice!!!

  • If this is the only way to bang Jessica Chobot, then so be it. (watches shepard fuck her doggy style)

  • IGN is still around when Shepard is saving the world D=

    wow

  • Who is Jessica "Mind Blown" Chobot?

  • @FrightfulActions2 She done IGN reporting, essentially the face and body representing IGN. And she's an actual gamer not like that retarded one with her youtube channel. Mass effect just happens to be one of her favourite gaming series and used to big it up massive when it was in the news.

  • I WANT IT NOW XD

    Currently playing ME2 on Insanity difficulty, so far not that hard.

  • @ThomasakaDes ME1 insanity is so much harder

  • Fuck the IGN chick, I'm sticking with Tali (please bioware, have a big predator face reveal, fuck the space elf bullshit)

  • Freddy... i have cared about Garrus since i saw his little Turian face in ME 1....

  • I was hoping for more Sci-fi stars to voice in Mass Effect like have James Earl Jones, Mark Hamill, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Nathan Fillion or anybody from Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Star Wars and Star Trek. I know there are some people in the game that came from one of the shows.

  • I hope banging hot chicks isn't only thing that will make the game replayable for me

  • Holy shit this looks crazy. Can't wait

  • What am I missing? Who is Jessica Chobot, and why is everyone so excited about her being in ME3?

  • @CaptainAwesome1692 so u new on earth ?? lol

  • man i hope that kai lang dude is a boss or a party member

  • important part is bisexual. all hail to lesbian sex with Jessica's character!

  • Jessica Chobot's in-game character looks fucking UGLY. How did they fuck that up?

  • @doxide They can't all be amazingly hot like miranda in ME2.

  • is it me or was martin sheen channeling the I.M for a second

  • ali hillis :) became a fan because she voiced lightning in ff13

  • thumb up if your getting mass effect 3!!!!

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  • Why hasn't he mentioned the new squadmates?

  • @EllboGrease27 I made an entire video on James Vega, check the main menu :). -Yong

  • @YongYea I wasnt talking about james vega, 2 new squadmates have been leaked through the "art of mass effect" art book. watch this video but beware, there are BIG spoilers. /watch?v=Ts8DmDlkL8c

  • Can't wait for this, however, i feel i may have messed up0 in my ME1 & ME2 saves.....too many wrong decisions, must do them again :P

    And jessica Chobot looks amazing in that, i may just ditch my current ME2 Gf for her (As many others will) :P

  • If jessica Chobot is in Mass effect 3 im one step closer to having sex with her...sort of...in a virtual kind of way. Im so lonely.

  • @SuperAsianlover69 Forever alone?

  • @SuperAsianlover69 That`s sad :P

  • @SuperAsianlover69

    jesus, that is the saddest comment i seen online...

  • @SuperAsianlover69 Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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