See pepole say yeah you don't need to play the first too but you know some nobe out there will say oh this game sucks and that's because they won't understand somthing
Wow, good job Bioware. Thanks for asking the humble community about whether or not we want someone ruining our experience. Jessica will ruin the immersion for me, thanks :) She has no right nor reason to be in the game, no experience acting, nothing special. So fuck you Bioware :D
I like, though for my fantasy to be realized games need to figure out a way to send signals to the users neocortex that way one indeed is experiencing sexual intercourse with Miss Jessica. Don't hate that's more likely then any of us having sex with her
Jessica Chobot just sucked the right dicks to get paid to be a professional attention whore. Can't really hate that she figured out how to get paid to do nothing in her 30s. Hell I'd love to get a pay check to just lick objects and get a chance to be put in an awesome game like ME3. Wish I coulda been the guy at ME3 she "sucked" up to to get her own character. Maybe Mordin can whip up a time machine back to ME1 so I can have her trade places with Kaiden and watch the bomb go off :D
So I just heard about her. She already looks like a truly intolerable non-entity who needs help dressing in the morning. I assume a serious error of judgement was made? Or was there shagging involved? Was this EA's idea to get more tits involved like they did to Red Alert 3?
Is it me or does Jessica Chobot in the game look like a taller, less fat and stubby Snooki? they went a little overboard with the cheekbones on all the girls.
Mass Effect 3 YAY! Jessica Chobot is going to be in it.......Laaaammmee! There better be a story line where you get to kill her. Good or bad i am picking it!!
Why would they wanna have Chobot in Mass Effect 3? That ruins the magic in mass effect in my opinion.. well, hopefully the game will be kickass anyway
@iProvideGameplay easy she worked for ign and alot of people hate ign always saying they are cod fanboys im a bit neutral but their reviews are getting less distasteful as alot of the reasons they say a game is good/bad are a bit more exgagerated i dont know how to spell that but whatever my point is alot of people dont like ign
@cresselia10 Remember, she's a reporter. You know what happens to reporter's in Mass Effect. You may not get to kill her, but she still might get knocked the fuck out.
@MrRoyTheMouse *spoilers!!!* in the dlc pack "arrival" he blows up a mass relay to slow the reaper arrival, but in doing so kills 300000 batarian colonists, boo hoo.
so the dream of mass effect gamers would be for their CIRTUAL character to romanc a VIRTUAL version of Jessica Chobot.... hmm, yeah, that's not looserish at all .. Ps: Funny how the designers obviously tried very hard to suck up to her and perhaps have some sort of sexual favors by doing a CGI character that looks exactly like her, and failed
@FrightfulActions2 She done IGN reporting, essentially the face and body representing IGN. And she's an actual gamer not like that retarded one with her youtube channel. Mass effect just happens to be one of her favourite gaming series and used to big it up massive when it was in the news.
I was hoping for more Sci-fi stars to voice in Mass Effect like have James Earl Jones, Mark Hamill, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Nathan Fillion or anybody from Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Star Wars and Star Trek. I know there are some people in the game that came from one of the shows.
@YongYea I wasnt talking about james vega, 2 new squadmates have been leaked through the "art of mass effect" art book. watch this video but beware, there are BIG spoilers. /watch?v=Ts8DmDlkL8c
who is jessica chobot ?
m3xIcAnD3mOn 5 hours ago
Ok, who did Chobot blow?
WoWColts 6 hours ago
See pepole say yeah you don't need to play the first too but you know some nobe out there will say oh this game sucks and that's because they won't understand somthing
caileanm2009 6 hours ago
LOL!
....and bisexual
Classic!
wwwmytube1 13 hours ago
Wait seth green thats morgan from the series Chuck
MRTROLLFACE1999 17 hours ago
2:08 TATOOIEN! XD
TheSfundo1 20 hours ago in playlist Favorite videos
is the commentator a robot?
anticliche321 23 hours ago
Wow, good job Bioware. Thanks for asking the humble community about whether or not we want someone ruining our experience. Jessica will ruin the immersion for me, thanks :) She has no right nor reason to be in the game, no experience acting, nothing special. So fuck you Bioware :D
GrimInstincts 1 day ago
What does "CHOBOT" means in Slovak language? = TRUNK :-D
kanashiiICHIGOCHAN 1 day ago
Not trying to be sexist, but a female shepard is SOOOO stupid!
PrinceOfPersia876 3 days ago
What about male shepherd
superdog736 3 days ago
Andrea is much much better -_-
tomgedas 3 days ago
i don't want this game anymore. i hate jessica chobot. she's somewhat famous/rich for licking things (including mass effect 3 producers' cocks)
ItsJustMyOpinion1997 3 days ago
i cant wait to verbally or physically assault jessica chobot in ME3
atxagent00b 4 days ago
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findalpup 4 days ago
Keith Davison is a voice character of like every game
KyDoolie 5 days ago
Jessica Chobot can be in your squad but Mass Effect 2 characters are only cameos. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
HilariousHotdog 5 days ago 11
@HilariousHotdog awww fuck are you serious? I'll never chose her lol
TheMostDefinately 9 hours ago
I like, though for my fantasy to be realized games need to figure out a way to send signals to the users neocortex that way one indeed is experiencing sexual intercourse with Miss Jessica. Don't hate that's more likely then any of us having sex with her
S1erra117 5 days ago
who is jessica chobot?
TheTrueDiablix 5 days ago
@TheTrueDiablix Some lame chick
Feedmelols 5 days ago
I can already say odds are James Vega wont ever be in my party unless the game forces me to have him tag along
TheTrueDiablix 5 days ago
Keith David's Voice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The12Jacob 6 days ago
I'm okay with this.
As long as I can kick her off the Normandy.
i0n496 6 days ago
@i0n496 Yep, I guess she's a reporter or something in the game and you can tell her to leave the ship.
jod34 3 days ago
FEM Shep: "if u didnt play ME 1 and 2 you didnt miss anything"
Is she stupid or brainwashed ?!
Luoslav 6 days ago
WHY the fuck you guys hate jessica chobot? what the fuck did she do?
iProvideGameplay 1 week ago
I don't get how people can have so much hate for an individual who has done nothing to detriment their lives in any way.
darkknight187 1 week ago
@darkknight187 lol some people take video games way to seriously.
I'm sure it won't affect the game too much, it's just "fan service", that's why she has so much cleavage.
SubjectZ3RO 6 days ago
"10/10. Must buy!" - IGN
VindalooProductions 1 week ago
essica Chobot in ME3! i wish we can slap that Beach :|
Myndeex 1 week ago
dont worry people chobots character is a reporter and its mass effect so we will probably get to beat the shit out of her
Windgelf22 1 week ago
THAT WAS EPIC SHEPARD EPIC FOR THE WIN
GamingUplink 1 week ago
This franchise has gone to shit
kravmaga99 1 week ago
@kravmaga99 explain.
SubjectZ3RO 6 days ago
jessica chobot character is super fugly
jordanbulldog 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Jessica Chobot just sucked the right dicks to get paid to be a professional attention whore. Can't really hate that she figured out how to get paid to do nothing in her 30s. Hell I'd love to get a pay check to just lick objects and get a chance to be put in an awesome game like ME3. Wish I coulda been the guy at ME3 she "sucked" up to to get her own character. Maybe Mordin can whip up a time machine back to ME1 so I can have her trade places with Kaiden and watch the bomb go off :D
ImJangooo 1 week ago
@ImJangooo everything is easier in a miniskirt
SexyN0Jutsu 1 week ago
Haaa Jenn Hale has a voice so damn hot ! I wouldn't love ME that much if it wasn't for her :)
HawkNButterfly 1 week ago
lol, pet fenris mech at 1:22.
eeg10 1 week ago
So I just heard about her. She already looks like a truly intolerable non-entity who needs help dressing in the morning. I assume a serious error of judgement was made? Or was there shagging involved? Was this EA's idea to get more tits involved like they did to Red Alert 3?
ScreamingAtOwls 1 week ago
anybody hear the moral decision sound at 1:37
Jerry2die4 1 week ago
chobot plz go away
iHitAnElephant 1 week ago
you are the reason we can't have nice things
alaskinator 1 week ago
@alaskinator No your fail in life is the reason you can't have nice things.
TrueMagiiic 1 week ago
Is it me or does Jessica Chobot in the game look like a taller, less fat and stubby Snooki? they went a little overboard with the cheekbones on all the girls.
Gunslinger4511 1 week ago
My name is the "Manifestation of the creepy bioware fancase" and I am the voice actor of Tali's vagina.
FuckingEnforcer 1 week ago
@FuckingEnforcer I dont understand but i know that was disgusting
EllboGrease27 1 week ago
chobots character in the game is supposedly a reporter that follows shep on his ship...
not a squad member...
and yes she is romance-able
TWIST3DTWINKI3 1 week ago
@TWIST3DTWINKI3 Reporter that follows you around? I read that as annoying attention whorish character, just like the real life version
IIVikingII 1 week ago
@IIVikingII touche,
though i dont mind her
TWIST3DTWINKI3 1 week ago
@TWIST3DTWINKI3 More importantly, you can tell her to get the fuck of your ship and never have to hear that horrid voice again.
OZORxORON 1 week ago
Jessica Chobot can lick my omni-tool???
thedasterdlydude 2 weeks ago
I doubt its been said, but... I hope Jessica Chobot is a romanacable character :P.
ShiranuFC 2 weeks ago
Lol I remember martin sheen from west wing.
CyanRiver 2 weeks ago
I thought IGN was joking 'bout the whole Jess in Mass Effect 3 thing... Well, lets hope it turns out well...
TheMattZhang 2 weeks ago
chobot needs bigger tits. also, in the game. and she cant act
tooyjfwn 2 weeks ago
Chobot's character looks like she has down syndrome.
What is wrong with all of you.
mechanixis 2 weeks ago 18
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findalpup 4 days ago
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@mechanixis no it's not down syndrome ,it is snooki sindrome which is more terrible
findalpup 4 days ago
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If I get to punch Jessica Chobot as a Renegade option... I might pick it up
solid408 2 weeks ago
MASS ERRECT
bentheweirdo 2 weeks ago
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YouTube.com/watch?v=lZ2NAzbNslM
Ed1H3r0 2 weeks ago
Mass Effect 3 YAY! Jessica Chobot is going to be in it.......Laaaammmee! There better be a story line where you get to kill her. Good or bad i am picking it!!
ThreeBlossoms 2 weeks ago
Shepard! Take out that reaper with your tactical knife!
ididabarrelroll 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
I wish theres psp in mass effect 3
MrJackacc 3 weeks ago
@MrJackacc you mean pVp not pSp -_-
Themastercode1235 2 weeks ago
My three people team will be: Shephard, Garrus, Diana Allers :D
shaiberis 3 weeks ago
Why would they wanna have Chobot in Mass Effect 3? That ruins the magic in mass effect in my opinion.. well, hopefully the game will be kickass anyway
TheLordVoltron 3 weeks ago
I'm thinking Yong may have something on the mind....
BadLegend93 3 weeks ago
pegi 18 ftw :)
averyuglyguy 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
why does every1 hate Jessica chobot
iProvideGameplay 3 weeks ago
@iProvideGameplay easy she worked for ign and alot of people hate ign always saying they are cod fanboys im a bit neutral but their reviews are getting less distasteful as alot of the reasons they say a game is good/bad are a bit more exgagerated i dont know how to spell that but whatever my point is alot of people dont like ign
yap3346004 2 weeks ago
wowowo seth green the creator of robot chicken is joker this makes so much sense :o
TheDudeOfTheSouthFTW 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Dude!! Get a girl! You too excited about that one ;p
olmcgal 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
F&*k is so expensive to have that voice actors on board!!
olmcgal 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
with the last words Martin Sheen sounds extremely like the illusive man
LukHaider0 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
First things First... HOLY SHIT JESSICA CHOBOT!!!! CHARACTER LOOKS JUST LIKE HER
LOOOOOOOL
LukHaider0 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
bleh i prefer kelly over miss chobot
Kuma400 3 weeks ago
Jessica Chobot is only a reporter in the game.
If you watch closely there is a camera next to her blocked by Shepard.
Chalum1000 3 weeks ago
I have a hard on for ME3 that can cut diamonds!
adamtheclark 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Jessica Chobot in mass effect 3 great....Dicks up!!!!!!
MrJackacc 3 weeks ago
If there's any game chobot should be in it's deus ex 3, that way we can SHOOT HER IN THE FUCKING FACE.
TheArcCaster 3 weeks ago 11
Fuck you, Prinze. Fuck you.
And you too, Chobot. Just for good measure.
mooseman2626 4 weeks ago
Not buying this game now.
JumpyLuweegee 4 weeks ago
@JumpyLuweegee why.............?????
RSvNOS 4 weeks ago
What is Jessica's character supposed to be...is she a companion, is she something minor....I NEED TO KNOW
DeathMuff1n 4 weeks ago
@DeathMuff1n *minor spoilers* she isnt a squadmate, but she can be brought onto the normandy, think of it like Kelly from ME2
Greenlightgo31 4 weeks ago
TAKE MY GOD DAMN MONEY BIOWARE TAKE IT!!!!
AJohnDiazProduction 4 weeks ago
I was thinking of pre-ordering this game before, now I am definitely going to pre-order!
ReddSouljah 4 weeks ago
Who is Jessica Chobot?
AlterPulse 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@AlterPulse some dumb bitch from the COD fanboy HQ A.K.A IGN
ARavingLooony 3 weeks ago
There is a lot of famous people in this game,now im not sure what to get the darkness 2 or mass effect 3 can any of you people give me an idea pls
TheAssassin144 4 weeks ago
you've gotta be a fucking loser if you're excited to sleep with a virtual Jessica Chobot
DoubleO88 4 weeks ago 8
i love andersons voice
bobalec3322 1 month ago 13
jessica chobot better be a damn minor character, fuck dat bitch get out of mah gamez
jalin28 1 month ago 52
@jalin28 Unfortunately, according to wiki, you can even romance her..
Solaxe 3 weeks ago
@jalin28
I fin you, sir, to be sexist.
julian1ngz 3 weeks ago
@jalin28 she is, but i think its pretty cool
aperson30 2 weeks ago
OMG EDI IS HOT... To bad you can't have sex with her :P
xxan84 1 month ago
i prefer Yvonne Strahovski.
puppetmaster68 1 month ago
star-studded voice cast
yao8 1 month ago
I thought the same thing SuperAsain did ,i hope that we can fuck jessicas charater :)))
TheDream123451 1 month ago
Keith David! A fucking legend...brings the heart and swagger to the series
ZaneOneTwo 1 month ago 38
@ZaneOneTwo
Nice comment, I fully agree with you.
AsariPureBlood79 1 week ago
I think I degraded into a child while watching this.
Want-want-waaant!! *flaps hands*
GreenHappi 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3
im getting this game solely to see if i can kill jessica chobot, if i can then... YAY my dream has come true!!! but probably not gonna happen.
cresselia10 1 month ago
@cresselia10 Remember, she's a reporter. You know what happens to reporter's in Mass Effect. You may not get to kill her, but she still might get knocked the fuck out.
colebowlin68 1 month ago
winning!!!!
adamdragon88 1 month ago
@SuperAsianlover69 Lol virgin
chunkz1187 1 month ago
Jessica Chobot is only in the game so the virgin crowd over at IGN will buy ME3 for the sole purpose of jacking off
chunkz1187 1 month ago
Seth Green - The only reason the ME series rocks.
ToxinMortalis 1 month ago
why are you in this game!?
you're not even an actress, all you did was lick a psp and got famous for it.
why can't i just have emily wong as my reporter!?
EDDIEinWAR 1 month ago
Finally, a Look at the Normandy's new interior, even if it's some "fight room" and the Cockpit.
SFGRPHOENIX 1 month ago
seriously about illusive man's green eyes???.. for me surpise, because in 2nd part they were blue, any ideas why colour changed?
hirins 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@hirins The eyes were green in the hologram scene, which adds a yellow tent to every thing in the hologram.(Yellow + Blue = Green)
NuclearLizard447 1 month ago
@NuclearLizard447 ok, makes sence.. i freaked out for a sec.. thanks!!!!
hirins 1 month ago
Bloody He'll what a line up!!
DaNiElHaRt0000 1 month ago
What is Shepard put on trial for if someone didn't play Arrival? Treason? That would be my best guess.
MrRoyTheMouse 1 month ago
@MrRoyTheMouse *spoilers!!!* in the dlc pack "arrival" he blows up a mass relay to slow the reaper arrival, but in doing so kills 300000 batarian colonists, boo hoo.
MegaSlayer47 1 month ago
love jessica. love bioware. that said... bioware is horrible at modding celebrity character... absolutely horrible. why?
bruthabong 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3
THE ARBIE IS IN THIS!!!
30SECONDSREMAINING 1 month ago
lol bangable and bisexual
DiEthenGO 1 month ago
haha i love seth
wangruochuan 1 month ago
so the dream of mass effect gamers would be for their CIRTUAL character to romanc a VIRTUAL version of Jessica Chobot.... hmm, yeah, that's not looserish at all .. Ps: Funny how the designers obviously tried very hard to suck up to her and perhaps have some sort of sexual favors by doing a CGI character that looks exactly like her, and failed
Zekee27 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
man i wanted to see male shepard too
Justzach35 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
ooh Keith David, nice! they got a budjet like GTA Vice City used to have!
Zekee27 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
can someone answer is. who plays commander Shepard (male)
MrAfro1995 1 month ago
@MrAfro1995
Mark Meer
masseffect.wikia.com forever haha
cutekd9518 1 month ago
@MrAfro1995 Mark Meer
dirtyKIMOCHI 1 month ago
she better not be the secret character, if she is then so help me....
itishardtogetaname 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3
Martin Sheen has both the best character in the franchise but best performance and voice!!!
BenFosterism 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3
If this is the only way to bang Jessica Chobot, then so be it. (watches shepard fuck her doggy style)
Keenoohhh 1 month ago
IGN is still around when Shepard is saving the world D=
wow
XovoFactor 1 month ago
Who is Jessica "Mind Blown" Chobot?
FrightfulActions2 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3
@FrightfulActions2 She done IGN reporting, essentially the face and body representing IGN. And she's an actual gamer not like that retarded one with her youtube channel. Mass effect just happens to be one of her favourite gaming series and used to big it up massive when it was in the news.
BenFosterism 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3
I WANT IT NOW XD
Currently playing ME2 on Insanity difficulty, so far not that hard.
ThomasakaDes 1 month ago
@ThomasakaDes ME1 insanity is so much harder
Hesstergon 1 month ago
Fuck the IGN chick, I'm sticking with Tali (please bioware, have a big predator face reveal, fuck the space elf bullshit)
mdude009 1 month ago
Freddy... i have cared about Garrus since i saw his little Turian face in ME 1....
MrStokesy1 1 month ago
I was hoping for more Sci-fi stars to voice in Mass Effect like have James Earl Jones, Mark Hamill, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Nathan Fillion or anybody from Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Star Wars and Star Trek. I know there are some people in the game that came from one of the shows.
saintsknight986 1 month ago
I hope banging hot chicks isn't only thing that will make the game replayable for me
momenet16 1 month ago
Holy shit this looks crazy. Can't wait
vaanmaster 1 month ago
What am I missing? Who is Jessica Chobot, and why is everyone so excited about her being in ME3?
CaptainAwesome1692 1 month ago
@CaptainAwesome1692 so u new on earth ?? lol
fazal4496 1 month ago
man i hope that kai lang dude is a boss or a party member
RandomAcousticDude 1 month ago
important part is bisexual. all hail to lesbian sex with Jessica's character!
KissesLoveKawaii 1 month ago
Jessica Chobot's in-game character looks fucking UGLY. How did they fuck that up?
doxide 1 month ago
@doxide They can't all be amazingly hot like miranda in ME2.
VibrantWhite 1 month ago
is it me or was martin sheen channeling the I.M for a second
chainlink226 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3
ali hillis :) became a fan because she voiced lightning in ff13
louisgworld 1 month ago
thumb up if your getting mass effect 3!!!!
lastking1205 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3 3
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cavaleio 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3
Why hasn't he mentioned the new squadmates?
EllboGrease27 1 month ago
@EllboGrease27 I made an entire video on James Vega, check the main menu :). -Yong
YongYea 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@YongYea I wasnt talking about james vega, 2 new squadmates have been leaked through the "art of mass effect" art book. watch this video but beware, there are BIG spoilers. /watch?v=Ts8DmDlkL8c
EllboGrease27 1 month ago
Can't wait for this, however, i feel i may have messed up0 in my ME1 & ME2 saves.....too many wrong decisions, must do them again :P
And jessica Chobot looks amazing in that, i may just ditch my current ME2 Gf for her (As many others will) :P
RoostaProductions 1 month ago
If jessica Chobot is in Mass effect 3 im one step closer to having sex with her...sort of...in a virtual kind of way. Im so lonely.
SuperAsianlover69 1 month ago in playlist ► Mass Effect 3 106
@SuperAsianlover69 Forever alone?
rawrmoar 1 month ago 49
@SuperAsianlover69 That`s sad :P
ThomasakaDes 1 month ago
@SuperAsianlover69
jesus, that is the saddest comment i seen online...
leeo268 1 month ago
@SuperAsianlover69 Don't worry, you're not the only one.
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