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  • Why is she dressed like Barney Rubble?

  • "am i tripping, joel?" lolz

  • Ennio Morricone? What?

  • @Nicodemus1 - you're sure it's not Stan Morricone, Ennio's brother?

  • @analogkid01 His non-union counterpoint, no doubt.

  • "Do I have enough time to beat up the band?"

  • 23:12 <3

  • For a second I thought they weren't going to mention Zardoz, but it turned out to be the punch line of that skit.

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  • awesome description!! very clever ferris bueller reference

  • They need to put this show on Nick at Nite or something!

  • the villain with the white hair looks like the mob dude from "danger diabolik"

  • @gsx69bun - It's Adolfo Celi's brother, Fritz.

  • @analogkid01 really?! it's not the same guy?

  • Bobbin' Buzzard! CAW! CAW!  CAW!

  • Gah, typo! I meant to say "Classic! Which is why I feature you on my other channels list."

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  • "This is beginning to look pretty serious"

    > We'd better bring Sean in.

    ROFL!

  • At 37:10, what's Lady GaGa doing there?

  • If there's a reboot for MST3K then you should write the episode descriptions!

  • SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

  • im fred burroughs and i drink....fruitopia

  • @mrkrinkle72 I'm Dick Butku~s! >=D

  • "Hey it's the Old Spice guy!" uhhhhhhh.... Not anymore! XD

  • The description is as funny as the video :)

  • this show is obviously the best show ever created by man

  • 'I'm Mrs. Norman Maine.' LOL That's too funny.

  • Torgo!

    

  • 15:42 I've never seen Joel drink anything in the theater before. I bet that part was supposed to be edited.

  • @GSeward nah joel pops a coke can in monster a gogo

  • @mrkrinkle72 Oh really? I don't think I ever noticed. How would he be able to get a Coke up to his spaceship? Then again, it's just a show...I should really just relax.

  • A very capable chap. "Thinks he's a chicken now". That's awesome. LOL 29:53

  • That theme song is taking forever. They must have spent a lot of money on it.

  • VALMONT! But, is that Stud..Coming?

  • @rbmherbert

    Not what it sounds like, honest.

  • As bad as this is, it's still not as bad as Zardoz, The Avengers, or The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

  • Not as good as the sum of its parts, but still probably the best movie mst3k ever did.

  • analogkid01--I love your comments on the mst3k videos---hilarious!

  • @frankburrows - Thanks! Any relation to Fred Burrows, by the way? Maybe it's Burroughs...

  • @analogkid01 --You mean my alter ego Andre Scruggs from Future War? I may be either, I'm not quite sure. Ever since the blackouts started to come more frequently I tend to respond to any name thrown my way just to be on the safe side. And you are....?

  • 0:52:02 Da hell was that?

  • Whenever I view this episode, I watch the "Joel impersonating evil mastermind" skit over and over. I know its been said before, and it will be said again, but here it goes..."I know!" ... Oh, and thanks so much for posting, ak!

  • Oh, I forgot about the goofy hats!

  • 8:02 "Heeee sat on his glasses onceeee!"

  • The scene with the Linda Hunt lookalike and the kidnapped asian woman strapped down is SO creepy.

  • I love it when people ask questions in the comment section.They are on a computer with a search engine or 3 and they ask a question that could easily be explained by Google.Could someone tell me why this is?Never mind i searched for it and came up with answers.Thanx Mr Google!

  • @jasrogg I wonder if Neil hits his woman?

  • @jasrogg - there's absolutely nothing wrong with choosing to interact with other humans rather than rely on a search engine.

  • @analogkid01 First thanks for the Uploads if i were near you id kiss ya.Second no misanthropes here, I just find it funny cause ive done it so many times.By the way is Neil Connery still alive and what are his other movie credits,LOLAgain thanx so much for the Uploads this was the greatest comedy show of the 90s.And thats saying something.

  • @analogkid01 In the near future, no one will be required to store knowledge in their biological soft brain tissue anymore. Why bother? All you have to know is how to type a little.

  • @analogkid01

    Humans? No humans here.

  • @analogkid01 YES!! I'm not the only one who still believes in human interaction!! I thought the internet killed it!

  • "This guy cannot possibly live up to the song they wrote about him"

  • @36:10 ...far left. Pre-Zep Jimmy Page?

  • @scanhopper

    No, it's probably his younger brother.

  • Oh man, is that Valmont from Danger: Diabolik? It is! :D

    That guy is the best fat italian movie villain ever. If not for all the WRONG reasons. XD

  • @AlbertHamik :D It's like he's fat, he's evil and he knows it, and boy is he proud!

  • 51:10 I asked myself the exact same thing, Crow Ol' buddy....

  • This movie's still better than Priest.

  • oh shno! crash of the bonds is on

  • "Someone's on a Pogostick."

  • i thought this was going to be a Bonde movie DX !

  • You pretty much always have an awesome description for these amazing videos, but this one takes the cake in my opinion.

  • I really like the MST3K commercial trivia.

  • let's see...we've got M and his secretary, Monypenny, Prof Dent from "Dr No", Tatiana Romanova from "From Russia w/ Love" and Emilio Largo from "Thunderball - where's Kish or Oddjob from "Goldfinger" in this ridiculous Italian stinker?

  • "oh see this is what happens when you bob for french fries" - LMAO!- Man i love MST3K!!

  • "if william conrad were there, he could watch the letter-box version!"

    "oh, yuck - she's 'flow-bee'ing his back!"

    Adolfo Celi must be the king of cruddy Itailian movies - i suddenly have the inexplicable desire to strangle an Italian too

  • Something about this movie really pisses me off. Maybe it's the military convoy that happily abandons its mission to cavort with the totally inconspicuous ladies in vaudeville getups in the middle of the desert. Maybe it's the "atomic nucleus" bullshit, as if they'd heard those words before but weren't quite sure what they meant. Maybe I'm just overreacting. I don't know. All I know is that I now have the inexplicable urge to strangle an Italian.

  • When Frank is doing his Lederhosen-Hosen, you can see a tape F on the floor showing he is off his mark, but who cares, it's Tv.'s Frank.

  • Sometimes I really wonder why the hell a given movie was made. Then I say to myself, "Oh, right... Italy..."

  • lmao, "I'm the Walrus!"

    

  • 52:02: Tom speaks for us all.

  • 50:14 John wayne! or john waynes brother

  • Can I have your brothers autograph...

  • awee joel chuckling during crows theme song was fun

  • 40:49- 40:56 My favorite line and exactly what I was thinking

  • Why does Neill hide his Scottish accent, or does he not have one?

  • @PhoenixHealing Oh, I'm sure he has one; but he was having to go through treatment for appendicitis when the dubbing of the movie was going on, so some other guy had to dub his voice.

  • @geoentronecromancer , the poor guy, thanks for the factoid! I thought his voice was a little odd.

  • It would have been cooler if the bad guy was Shawn Connery's brother lol.

  • 32:00 is the funniest minute imo

    

  • 0:23:05 is my favorite part.

  • Whole shebang in one go, one of the better seasons imo. Well done.

  • 37:21 lol, it's the "whooping....cranes" from Diabolik lol. See, just one more thing to go with the same bad guy. lol

    You know what else is funny? I randomly put on Manos today then chose this one to be the next one I watch, it had been awhile since I'd seen it.

    I didn't remember this was the one Torgo returned with their sodas! lol It lined it perfectly for me.

  • "I see your schwartz is as big as mine" -- analogkid01-- I assume you like spaceballs too :o)

    Thank you so much for this episode!!!

  • One of my fav episodes thank you! 

  • never seen this epi b4 itz gr8 kwalitee tnx 4 teh uplood

  • SLEEEEP!

  • Thank you for posting this! I didn't even know youtube could do full hour videos. You rock analogkid01!

  • o_O Jesus christ! Bless you for doing this!

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