@mrkrinkle72 Oh really? I don't think I ever noticed. How would he be able to get a Coke up to his spaceship? Then again, it's just a show...I should really just relax.
@analogkid01 --You mean my alter ego Andre Scruggs from Future War? I may be either, I'm not quite sure. Ever since the blackouts started to come more frequently I tend to respond to any name thrown my way just to be on the safe side. And you are....?
Whenever I view this episode, I watch the "Joel impersonating evil mastermind" skit over and over. I know its been said before, and it will be said again, but here it goes..."I know!" ... Oh, and thanks so much for posting, ak!
I love it when people ask questions in the comment section.They are on a computer with a search engine or 3 and they ask a question that could easily be explained by Google.Could someone tell me why this is?Never mind i searched for it and came up with answers.Thanx Mr Google!
@analogkid01 First thanks for the Uploads if i were near you id kiss ya.Second no misanthropes here, I just find it funny cause ive done it so many times.By the way is Neil Connery still alive and what are his other movie credits,LOLAgain thanx so much for the Uploads this was the greatest comedy show of the 90s.And thats saying something.
@analogkid01 In the near future, no one will be required to store knowledge in their biological soft brain tissue anymore. Why bother? All you have to know is how to type a little.
let's see...we've got M and his secretary, Monypenny, Prof Dent from "Dr No", Tatiana Romanova from "From Russia w/ Love" and Emilio Largo from "Thunderball - where's Kish or Oddjob from "Goldfinger" in this ridiculous Italian stinker?
Something about this movie really pisses me off. Maybe it's the military convoy that happily abandons its mission to cavort with the totally inconspicuous ladies in vaudeville getups in the middle of the desert. Maybe it's the "atomic nucleus" bullshit, as if they'd heard those words before but weren't quite sure what they meant. Maybe I'm just overreacting. I don't know. All I know is that I now have the inexplicable urge to strangle an Italian.
@PhoenixHealing Oh, I'm sure he has one; but he was having to go through treatment for appendicitis when the dubbing of the movie was going on, so some other guy had to dub his voice.
Why is she dressed like Barney Rubble?
68jeffrey72 1 hour ago
"am i tripping, joel?" lolz
ibarfonyourface 1 week ago
Ennio Morricone? What?
Nicodemus1 1 week ago
@Nicodemus1 - you're sure it's not Stan Morricone, Ennio's brother?
analogkid01 1 week ago 2
@analogkid01 His non-union counterpoint, no doubt.
Nicodemus1 1 week ago
"Do I have enough time to beat up the band?"
MrAlcazar 2 weeks ago
23:12 <3
dsfrogs 3 weeks ago
For a second I thought they weren't going to mention Zardoz, but it turned out to be the punch line of that skit.
Cassavius 3 weeks ago
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Cassavius 3 weeks ago
awesome description!! very clever ferris bueller reference
iheartttk 1 month ago
They need to put this show on Nick at Nite or something!
HCShannon 1 month ago
the villain with the white hair looks like the mob dude from "danger diabolik"
gsx69bun 1 month ago
@gsx69bun - It's Adolfo Celi's brother, Fritz.
analogkid01 1 month ago
@analogkid01 really?! it's not the same guy?
shandelear 1 month ago
Bobbin' Buzzard! CAW! CAW! CAW!
PirateLordRogan 1 month ago 2
Gah, typo! I meant to say "Classic! Which is why I feature you on my other channels list."
CinemaVintage 1 month ago
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CinemaVintage 1 month ago
"This is beginning to look pretty serious"
> We'd better bring Sean in.
ROFL!
amcint01 1 month ago
At 37:10, what's Lady GaGa doing there?
SrJoben 1 month ago
If there's a reboot for MST3K then you should write the episode descriptions!
Wheresmycube 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
kff 2 months ago
im fred burroughs and i drink....fruitopia
mrkrinkle72 2 months ago
@mrkrinkle72 I'm Dick Butku~s! >=D
Shogunelite 2 months ago in playlist More videos from analogkid01
"Hey it's the Old Spice guy!" uhhhhhhh.... Not anymore! XD
Tustin2121 2 months ago
The description is as funny as the video :)
cindigrrlx 2 months ago
this show is obviously the best show ever created by man
alvin89345 2 months ago
'I'm Mrs. Norman Maine.' LOL That's too funny.
drxcreatures 2 months ago
Torgo!
drxcreatures 2 months ago
15:42 I've never seen Joel drink anything in the theater before. I bet that part was supposed to be edited.
GSeward 2 months ago
@GSeward nah joel pops a coke can in monster a gogo
mrkrinkle72 2 months ago
@mrkrinkle72 Oh really? I don't think I ever noticed. How would he be able to get a Coke up to his spaceship? Then again, it's just a show...I should really just relax.
GSeward 2 months ago
A very capable chap. "Thinks he's a chicken now". That's awesome. LOL 29:53
drxcreatures 2 months ago
That theme song is taking forever. They must have spent a lot of money on it.
drxcreatures 2 months ago
VALMONT! But, is that Stud..Coming?
rbmherbert 2 months ago
@rbmherbert
Not what it sounds like, honest.
textthing 1 month ago
As bad as this is, it's still not as bad as Zardoz, The Avengers, or The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
SomeDumbKid1 2 months ago
Not as good as the sum of its parts, but still probably the best movie mst3k ever did.
tigerboy1966 2 months ago
analogkid01--I love your comments on the mst3k videos---hilarious!
frankburrows 3 months ago 3
@frankburrows - Thanks! Any relation to Fred Burrows, by the way? Maybe it's Burroughs...
analogkid01 3 months ago
@analogkid01 --You mean my alter ego Andre Scruggs from Future War? I may be either, I'm not quite sure. Ever since the blackouts started to come more frequently I tend to respond to any name thrown my way just to be on the safe side. And you are....?
frankburrows 3 months ago
0:52:02 Da hell was that?
Deavi783 3 months ago
Whenever I view this episode, I watch the "Joel impersonating evil mastermind" skit over and over. I know its been said before, and it will be said again, but here it goes..."I know!" ... Oh, and thanks so much for posting, ak!
tripoli911 3 months ago 3
Oh, I forgot about the goofy hats!
tripoli911 3 months ago
8:02 "Heeee sat on his glasses onceeee!"
Ihatethisugh1 4 months ago
The scene with the Linda Hunt lookalike and the kidnapped asian woman strapped down is SO creepy.
jrmarrero96 4 months ago
I love it when people ask questions in the comment section.They are on a computer with a search engine or 3 and they ask a question that could easily be explained by Google.Could someone tell me why this is?Never mind i searched for it and came up with answers.Thanx Mr Google!
jasrogg 5 months ago
@jasrogg I wonder if Neil hits his woman?
jasrogg 5 months ago
@jasrogg - there's absolutely nothing wrong with choosing to interact with other humans rather than rely on a search engine.
analogkid01 5 months ago 29
@analogkid01 First thanks for the Uploads if i were near you id kiss ya.Second no misanthropes here, I just find it funny cause ive done it so many times.By the way is Neil Connery still alive and what are his other movie credits,LOLAgain thanx so much for the Uploads this was the greatest comedy show of the 90s.And thats saying something.
jasrogg 5 months ago
@analogkid01 In the near future, no one will be required to store knowledge in their biological soft brain tissue anymore. Why bother? All you have to know is how to type a little.
pretorious700 4 months ago
@analogkid01
Humans? No humans here.
mikal2k00 2 weeks ago
@analogkid01 YES!! I'm not the only one who still believes in human interaction!! I thought the internet killed it!
dynagirlsdaddy 2 weeks ago
"This guy cannot possibly live up to the song they wrote about him"
terminalsoup 5 months ago
@36:10 ...far left. Pre-Zep Jimmy Page?
scanhopper 5 months ago
@scanhopper
No, it's probably his younger brother.
KBlackW 5 months ago
Oh man, is that Valmont from Danger: Diabolik? It is! :D
That guy is the best fat italian movie villain ever. If not for all the WRONG reasons. XD
AlbertHamik 5 months ago 9
@AlbertHamik :D It's like he's fat, he's evil and he knows it, and boy is he proud!
CaptMARNEY 1 month ago
51:10 I asked myself the exact same thing, Crow Ol' buddy....
SharkNinjaBlueStar 5 months ago
This movie's still better than Priest.
TomVfan 5 months ago
oh shno! crash of the bonds is on
MannySteinerBIeeky 5 months ago
"Someone's on a Pogostick."
VaciliNikoMavich 5 months ago
i thought this was going to be a Bonde movie DX !
amsooldnot 6 months ago
You pretty much always have an awesome description for these amazing videos, but this one takes the cake in my opinion.
TheLazerBread 6 months ago
I really like the MST3K commercial trivia.
mario23412 6 months ago
let's see...we've got M and his secretary, Monypenny, Prof Dent from "Dr No", Tatiana Romanova from "From Russia w/ Love" and Emilio Largo from "Thunderball - where's Kish or Oddjob from "Goldfinger" in this ridiculous Italian stinker?
easyeasy506 6 months ago
"oh see this is what happens when you bob for french fries" - LMAO!- Man i love MST3K!!
easyeasy506 6 months ago
"if william conrad were there, he could watch the letter-box version!"
"oh, yuck - she's 'flow-bee'ing his back!"
Adolfo Celi must be the king of cruddy Itailian movies - i suddenly have the inexplicable desire to strangle an Italian too
easyeasy506 6 months ago
Something about this movie really pisses me off. Maybe it's the military convoy that happily abandons its mission to cavort with the totally inconspicuous ladies in vaudeville getups in the middle of the desert. Maybe it's the "atomic nucleus" bullshit, as if they'd heard those words before but weren't quite sure what they meant. Maybe I'm just overreacting. I don't know. All I know is that I now have the inexplicable urge to strangle an Italian.
durane42 6 months ago 3
When Frank is doing his Lederhosen-Hosen, you can see a tape F on the floor showing he is off his mark, but who cares, it's Tv.'s Frank.
calwri 6 months ago
Sometimes I really wonder why the hell a given movie was made. Then I say to myself, "Oh, right... Italy..."
Barmicash 6 months ago 3
lmao, "I'm the Walrus!"
MrAlcazar 6 months ago
52:02: Tom speaks for us all.
Anynom 6 months ago
50:14 John wayne! or john waynes brother
gingaguy 6 months ago
Can I have your brothers autograph...
godbluffvdgg 7 months ago
awee joel chuckling during crows theme song was fun
WinkstheBeast 7 months ago
40:49- 40:56 My favorite line and exactly what I was thinking
alexiaNBC 7 months ago
Why does Neill hide his Scottish accent, or does he not have one?
PhoenixHealing 7 months ago
@PhoenixHealing Oh, I'm sure he has one; but he was having to go through treatment for appendicitis when the dubbing of the movie was going on, so some other guy had to dub his voice.
geoentronecromancer 7 months ago
@geoentronecromancer , the poor guy, thanks for the factoid! I thought his voice was a little odd.
PhoenixHealing 7 months ago
It would have been cooler if the bad guy was Shawn Connery's brother lol.
Chaxar 7 months ago
32:00 is the funniest minute imo
5StringGoodFriday 7 months ago
0:23:05 is my favorite part.
hall9111 7 months ago
Whole shebang in one go, one of the better seasons imo. Well done.
TomAndrew9 7 months ago
37:21 lol, it's the "whooping....cranes" from Diabolik lol. See, just one more thing to go with the same bad guy. lol
You know what else is funny? I randomly put on Manos today then chose this one to be the next one I watch, it had been awhile since I'd seen it.
I didn't remember this was the one Torgo returned with their sodas! lol It lined it perfectly for me.
anemicroyaltea69 7 months ago
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine" -- analogkid01-- I assume you like spaceballs too :o)
Thank you so much for this episode!!!
yomie100 7 months ago
One of my fav episodes thank you!
deciblez 8 months ago
never seen this epi b4 itz gr8 kwalitee tnx 4 teh uplood
faceyfaceface 8 months ago
SLEEEEP!
MINSANEvideos 8 months ago
Thank you for posting this! I didn't even know youtube could do full hour videos. You rock analogkid01!
PhoenixHealing 8 months ago
o_O Jesus christ! Bless you for doing this!
GreenGearMood 8 months ago