Terminator and Jesus (pt.sub)

[quezada2188]

Your mom is old, she has a bible autographed by Jesus Christ, ;)

[MajorCooke]

What did they say at these scene?

"1.45 - 1.47" --> Terminator : "XXXX Baby Jesus"

"2.22 - 2.24" --> Terminator : "What are you? XXXX for punishment?"

"4.05 - 4.08" --> Jesus : "And really really XXXX me out! Ok?! Ok!?"

I don't get it. Please tell me in English.

Thanks in advance.

[Furerunner1695]

Why? digo que?

[lfcosme]

Why?

[Ninayume]

Why?

[alexjestaire]

The guys who wrote this sketch must have read "Behold the Man" by Michael Moorcock (1969). In it, Karl Glogauer travels back in time to meet Jesus in his teens and finds out he's a retarded boy. So he has to take his place and re-enact the story according to the scriptures.

[Helldevil13]

LMAO @ the vid xD

[perlanoriegagomez]

si noles gusta por lo que lo ven duh

[chopwallace55]

Even the most serious christians should give this the thumbs up!

[Dragonek2006]

For u all fucktards that balieve in god...GOD IS A LIE!!! Now go suck something.

[noanosotros]

its funny people say they believe in jesus but if they truly did they wouldnt be talking about him that way and they would know that he is the savior, and even though as much people makes fun of him, it still hurts him because he loves us and some people mock him

[antitheistic]

he deserves it about as much as you do, little buddy.

[bakidk]

Yes, but in a modern secular society, it is necessary to accept satire. There is a reason for the separation of church and state.

[SpartnPride]

how dare this film make fun of Jesus? He saved our souls, doesn't he deserve some respect?

[venusblew]

Respect should not be handed out like candy. Respect is earned.

Why does "belief" deserve to be so highly respected?? Faith is just a strong opinion.

Anything becomes "sacred" when it becomes taboo to speak of/question.

If your god is so omnipotent, it ould not get offended by a mere comedy sketch.

[SpartnPride]

hey, did you know that, your gay? Ur also a fucker. ha. ha. no I'm just kiddin around. And God Does care. He knows everything, and hes going to punish YOU and the people who made it. Thanx for checking out my channel. I'm not going to bother to check out your's.