The creationist out (still involves genetics that came out of the same understanding): The same bacteria always existed, but now the weaker ones are nearly all killed off, see pre-industrial peppered moth.
"I believe that the human race is currently going through growing pains. The bible was written by a bygone culture, and we are having trouble letting go of it." mainly due to muslims
I tried the bird cure because my dining room was teeming with leprosy. The dinner guests enjoying themselves prior to the dose were somehow unable to think in the long term. My dining room has been leprosy-free for a year now at the low cost of 2 birds, a knife, one nice dinner, three friends, and a box of condoms (initially I grossly misinterpreted the directions, but it hasn't seemed to affect the prognosis). So eat that.
@MaxamillianArturo we're fine thank you very much. its any religon that feels to interupt things like science, biology, and evolution that ticks us off.
@MaxamillianArturo In the words of Mr Hitchins "I would be perfectly happy to stay at home but the religious won't let me. Every day we have to endure offence and attack with charlatans and mountebanks trying to teach nonsense to my children." The religious community can't help itself from meddling and trying to block scientific/secular progress. If they could kick this nasty habit then there would be no issue.
@MaxamillianArturo there's nothing wrong with exposing lunacy, especially when that same lunacy inserts itself into education, politics, science, wars and pretty darn near every aspect of civilization.
how do i catch birds to kill them? I want to perform a scientific experement using mildew and bird blood, surely this will prove the bible true WITH SCIENCE!!1111 .... *laughs*
Somebody (or a couple bodies) missed the point of the video. It is irrelevant that the bible quote was not accurate. The point is that science, taking evolution into account, has provided remedies that heal. Faith that causes one to contend that evolution is false should also dictate something else for a remedy, maybe prayer.
Jesus was waiting there, swinging his dead cat. Jesus and Muhammad planned to cure their warts this very night. Jesus had said they needed to take the dead cat to the graveyard around midnight, just after some wicked person had been buried. "A devil or two will come and take the corpse away," explained Jesus. "That's when we throw this here cat after them and say, 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done with you!' That will cure any wart." bullshit 31:63
So I had this skin affliction where a little red bump appeared on my cheek. This little red bump was very sore, and had a white head. I treated it with bird's as per the directions you cited, and I'm happy to report that, only three weeks later, the little red bump is gone! So haha, I've proven it-- God exists! Everyone, throw away your herpes medication and start breeding birds! (Well, anything but ravens. Those are evil.)
To be fair Leviticus 14 is not about medical treatment for leprosy. It refers to ceremial cleanliness to those whose leprosy has already been cured, as it says in verses 3 and 4, "The priest shall go out to the outside of the camp. Thus the priest shall look, and if the infection of leprosy has been healed in the leper, then the priest shall give orders to take two live clean birds and cedar wood and a scarlet string and hyssop for the one who is to be cleansed."
@wlemusic Oh...then how did they actually cure it? Just God's will? I mean...I guess we could use that treatment too and save the bird's blood for later.
Great vid. I think, however, that there are should be a list for atheists called: "Arguments Atheists Should Never Use." As much as I hate to criticize your fabulousness, the "Leprosy Cure" claim from the bible needs to be on that list. I've read the relevant passages of the bible that discuss this leprosy "cure." There's really no question that the ceremony was supposed to be performed only AFTER a priest determined the person was cured of a disease that probably wasn't leprosy to begin with.
I used the cure mentioned for my house, with AMAZING results! My house is new COVERED WITH MILDEW! I am extremely happy with the results, thank you so much for this cure! :)
She had to think it over for a while. Typical. As a bio teacher, if they try to make me teach anything other than proper science in my classroom, I will protest and walk in solidarity with my fellow science teachers who will be doing the same. Science exists because of the need to remove ancient fairytales, mythology and superstition out of our lives. If you are a science teacher and are reading this comment and interject your religious notions in your classroom, you need to seek another job.
@hellobal100 Acupuncture is from China. Traditional Chinese Medicine couldn't be from India. Many are attributed to Yellow Emperor, the earliest recorded Chinese Sovereign. The plants might be cultivated in India but the concoction is from ancient China.
@hellobal100 Acupuncture is from China. Traditional Chinese Medicine couldn't be from India. Many are attributed to Yellow Emperor, the earliest recorded Chinese Sovereign. The plants might be cultivated in India but the concoction is from ancient China.
n Chinese Traditional Medicine, here we grow numerous herbal plant which we export to other countries like European and american to extract the medicinal component out of it. this is a small piece of information i wanna share with u.
your do a great job by supporting Logic and reasoning by Fight the Racial Religious Abhramic God. so i it will not give u praise when u acted racially (by mentioning India place of leprosy)
@hellobal100 Acupuncture is from China. Traditional Chinese Medicine couldn't be from India. Many are attributed to Yellow Emperor, the earliest recorded Chinese Sovereign. The plants might be cultivated in India but the concoction is from ancient China.
@hellobal100 Acupuncture is from China. Traditional Chinese Medicine couldn't be from India. Many are attributed to Yellow Emperor, the earliest recorded Chinese Sovereign. The plants might be cultivated in India but the concoction is from ancient China.
Why u mention India - it may hurt feelings of Indian, and I'm an Indian (and a fan of you) feel sorry, when hear India. that too the place she contracts Leprosy.
for your information India is not a place of contagious disease. here the average life expectancy is 65 and health industry is really good here. there are overseas patient who got treat from indian hospital.
and India is birth place of Ayurveda, Yoga, Sidda, Uninani, Acupunture, n .. (cont..)
@hellobal100 they weren't saying india was a place full of disease, its just a country where people will do missionary work in disadvantaged regions. It makes sense in the story for an american to say they got leprosy from another country, statistically speaking you're far more likely to get it in india than the US
@endosymbiotictheory than thanks a lot friend for your comment - now i see the reason behind it - great job,
{just a foot note leprosy is almost eradicated in india and we have free medicine n treatment in here itself - and since india a tropical (hot) country, there is likely to contract any disease that are air brone - i said it just for an information to you}
I was thinking about the whole "teach the controversy" thing and it kind of hit me, if schools really wanted to teach a controversy why isn't atheism taught in religious studies?
@UnionGarside The majority don't consider atheism a religion. Personally I don't consider atheism a religion because you can't really practice it... I suppose it's just a state of mind based on logic and factual knowledge.
@BioChemicalMachine Yeah, I agree, I would never call atheism a religion. Just food for thought really. I guess it's funny that the very idea that there just simply could be no God is never even presented to kids. I believed in God absolutely when I was young mainly because my teachers presented it as though it was the only option.
There is no evidence of a "spirit". So if the bible works in a "spiritual" way then it is truly USELESS to those of us that are trying to make a difference in the REAL WORLD. Sick people need MEDICINE, not PRAYER.
You can't take bible words litteraly thats a complete ignorance! Bible and science are so different. Bible doesn't work with a scientific way. Rather it works in a spiritual way. I know that scientists hate words like spirt and soul. But they can't Give life for a dead man. if everything in life is mechanical like they say it would be easier for them to raise the dead. Dont forget that Science is filled with a complete mess!! so don't over look that!
@smaklilu90 Who decides what you should take literally or not? Should I take this "dead guy comes to life" story literally? How about the talking snake? Virgin birth? Or any other of the fairy tales? Or was Jesus only spiritually dead? The talking snake personifies one's own inner struggle? Actually, the whole bible does make a lot more sense that way... It's all a metaphor... Don't take it too seriously (i.e. literally).
@tangelorajan literally means taking the translation word by word without referring other materials. that's why i said bible and science work different.in addition, some old testament rules are changed according to bible at the coming of Christ including u have mentioned in the clip. so first u have to have a dip knowledge about the bible than rushing to believe that its a metaphor! who said science is not metaphor?!
@smaklilu90 It is ridiculous how religies bend over backwards to defend the bible. You will even go as far as changing the definitions of every word in the dictionary to make it fit your bible. All the bad and crazy shit in the bible always "means something else" but the stuff that sounds good is "The Truth" exactly as it's told. LOL what a fucking joke...
I'm an atheist, and I've got to say.. that doctor is kind of a dick... does the bible actually say your not aloud to take drugs to cure leporacy if you could have them? I'm pretty sure biblical treatments were only intended to be used before modern treatments and using modern medicine shouldn't be agents one's religion in any way, someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
Being a devout Christian I of course used the Biblical, and always better, method. I know have infected several beak wounds and scratches, am down two bird and still have a rash. This must be all God's plan as I must have displeased him somehow. I hope to atone for my sin. God is great.
Cute vid. I’ve long said that if Biblicists take the Bible seriously as they say, then they’d feel medical school is a waste of time. How much more could physicians do for the patients if they’d spent a decade of intensive study in prayer and casting-out-demons instead of medical school?
I don't think the Bible actually says to wipe bird blood on yourself to cure leprosy. A reference would've been nice. And a person can be a Christian and hold to evolution, such as myself. But it is people like yourself who insist on making evolution anti-God that Fundies get scared into pushing for laws to ban evolution so that their kids don't "lose their faith."
So thanks for contributing to the problem, douchebag.
As with any "attack ad" campaign, there will be those turned off by it, as well as those who are convinced by it. If the net effect is positive, totally worth it. Besides, evolution is clearly at odds with parts of the bible (genesis, the flood, age of Earth) that would cause one to question the foundation of their faith.
Leviticus 14 seems to be speaking about ritualistic purity for the leper, not a cure for the disease itself. In any cause, I don't doubt that the ancient Jews had primitive treatments (i.e., the use of hyssop) for dealing with leprosy. Clearly, using Leviticus instead of modern medical science is absurd. My point was that this attempt at equating evolution with atheism is only contributing to the suppression of science in public education.
By the way, many Christians rightly understand Genesis and its teachings to be theological in nature, not scientific (i.e., Origen, Augustine, and, in modern times, almost every OT scholar).
@AgApE010 Sure, it's creationist who feel faith is threatened by evolution. The fundamental incompatibility of their view of the bible means they will never be satiated while children learn about evolution, atheist association or no. Meanwhile, this video appeals to reasoned people of faith or no faith of how absurd bible-based-science is. To say it's "only contributing to the suppression of science in public education" is hyperbole or asinine.
Perhaps it was my misinterpretation of the video then. I certainly agree that Creationist "Bible-based science" is absurd. But when I see so many of my fellow Christians thinking that evolution necessitates the non-existence of God, I can't help but get frustrated with those who actually attempt to make this ridiculous equation (which in turn makes the efforts of those of us who try to increase the public awareness of science much more difficult).
@AgApE010 I would encourage you to engage your fellow Christians as they likely only see opposition from atheists, which strengthens the association. Take care!
@a084123: If you honestly believe that then you are retarded and should seek help in order to gain a real education. While you do seem to be able to properly spell the words you are using, you still are unable to recognize let alone understand the usage of capital letters or proper punctuation so good job! You've still got a ways to go with your "special" education though I'm afraid...
@J242 Lol you mad im an atheist that was a joke proves you need a real education and i dont really care about my spelling as much as you do.Its the internet i type what i want your not my mom or my dad.Get a life and stop wasting your time on my comment :D lol people these days.
@a084123: "Lol you mad im an atheist" No, I'm an atheist myself, I just don't like people speaking out like complete idiots regardless of their belief. If you are an atheist, kindly stop speaking as you only make us all look bad.
@J242 Like i said it was a joke lol i make you all look bad WTF your making yourself look bad by getting all butt hurt over a comment i was joking about sorry but your the one that needs to stop speaking.Im pretty sure you have better things to do angry person that i made look bad wow lol
If the lord fraud almighty was omnipresent how could he sit down with Abram & share a meal with him seeing as if he was really omnipresent he'd also have to be everywhere else in the universe at exactly the same time?
But if he was physically sitting down with Abram he wasn't everywhere else in the universe at the same time so if you don't think for yourself & don't think to take Christ seriously according to him you delude yourselves.
We should really do this!!! Inform the christians of the evolution of viruses and so on and offer the bible alternative medicine. We would make them feel good about themself and at the same time get rid of them.
The "Tzoraas Plague" mentioned in the Bible was NOT Hanson's Disease. It was a spiritual blemish that only affected very spiritualy minded Israelites, & was caused by certain sins. Its cure was also spiritual. The best modern comparison would be psychosomatic diseases caused by stress or guilt.
@8698gil This would explain why we have half monkey half humans evolving to this day. LUCY ( DEBUNKED THE MISSING THEORY LINK)But I bet the white man can make it happen in a lab some where. Damn Devils. 1Cr 15:39 All flesh [is] not the same flesh: but [there is] one [kind of] flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fishes, [and] another of birds.
A bird flew into my car once, right into the front of it and got it got lodged between the front grille and the radiator. It was hard to clean him out of there, but hey, the bird's blood did it's work. My car ran so much better after that! Praise JEE-ZEUS!
Well, ACTUALLY, it DID work when God was personally doing his magic miracles in the old testament. They had faith in God so the bird-blood worked. Naaman dipped his butt 7 times in the Jordan and was cured, too. Or you could put your hand inside your cloak and get leprosy and put it back in the cloak again to make it go away like Moses did. But SunkenCide your house may stink but they aint no leprosy in it anymore!! It also scares the tigers to stay in India 8000 miles away from your house!!!!
well, it was back when people believed disease was caused by demons, so naturally cleansing your house of the leprosy would be like an exorcism, dispelling/driving out the demons.
Lev 14:3,4 "And the priest shall go out of the camp, and the priest shall examine him; and indeed, if the leprosy is healed in the leper, then the priest shall command to take for him who is to be cleansed two living and clean birds, cedar wood, scarlet, and hyssop." If the leprosy was already healed, then the priest preformed a ceremony declaring the leper clean. The ceremony was never what healed the leper. Read 2 Kings 5:1-19 you suffer from the same arrogance as Naaman the leper.
Had a spot of mildew in the shower. I tried bird blood. To wipe the bird blood up I used bleach. The mildew is gone so obviously the bird blood worked. Happy homemaking through the Bible!
Ever since I was in elementary school (public school btw) the teachers refused to teach the class anything that involved evolution or the big bang theory (so I basically learned nothing). Now I'm in college taking a required Biology class for my major, and I know jack shit! >=/ So thank you teachers!
@Darkheart101 Dunno if this helps, but evolution is actually a very simple concept at its core. Basically, everything goes through mutations in its DNA. Sometimes these mutations are beneficial to the organism. Because the mutated organism has a better chance of surviving and reproducing, its genes are more likely to be passed on, and so all the newborns of that organism have the mutation as well. Over time, an entire species can improve by evolving this way.
@Darkheart101 This might help you also. The Big Bang theory comes from the analysis of spectrometer readings by scientists. When an object moves away from you, its reflected light has a shift toward the red end of the spectrum, called a "red shift". When scientists looked out at objects in space, they found that all had a red shift, meaning that at one point they were all concentrated together, and must have moved apart. The theory says that this occured in a rapid expansion, the "Big Bang"
@Metalgears1 Yes!!! Even the students are crazy, during my freshman year of high school, we finally got a normal Biology teacher. Didn't last though, the students harassed him because he was Atheist. During one class I remember he asked why the sky was blue. And one kid answered "Because God made it that way." The teacher replied "What if you were talking with a Buddhist? or a Atheist?" and another kid said "Who cares, they're going to hell anyways." Man I hated that high school.
Tried the bird's blood method after my basement was flooded. . . it looks like it is about a 6% decrease of outbreak in my basement compared to the 100% eradication of mildew from normal means. . . I see plausibility!
How are you going to explain to your wife or mother why there's a dead bird in the sink, and a live one flying around knocking things over shitting and dripping blood everywhere?
If you just started sacrificing a bird in church people would think you were a Satan Worshipper. How ironic is that? The majority of christians probably are not even acquainted with this verse which makes mention of the "proper cure" of leprosy.
Hey i used the bird blood treatment. IT WORKED GREAT!!!!!! Doctor said leprosy is the least of my worries now!!!!! The doctor did mention something about H5N1 however, but I wasn’t paying too much attention. I was too busy praising the lord.
Hell, if idiots dying is the result of a "Teach the Controversy Act," maybe I AM in favor of teaching the controversy...let's start drawing up the legislation right away! Natural selection FTW.
I triied the bible treatment after getting lepracy from a person i met at a texan church, I'm know writing this from heaven, if you want to live then don't use birds. But if you want to go to heaven and find out its just a marjuana forest and everyone is pot head then use the bird medicine
we decided to trust the bible, now little timmy died from a mysterious infection and our house had to be fumigated, and somehow caught fire in this process. we lost everything. But we must remember how god tested Job in a similar way, so we will keep our faith and continue to follow god. typed with one hand because left arm amputated after strange virus occurred due to not rubbing enough bird blood on the infection, will make sure to use more next time.
omg i burst out laughing regarding "post your results in the comment section below" LOL!!!! omg my husband whose a believer asked what made me laugh so hard so i let him watch the video and he got angry..then he asked me for some material an atheist would read when starting out. omg did u help me convince my hubby to leave religion behind?
i had mildew in my air conditioning ducts and it was atomizing and getting into my lungs as a result. So I had mildew infecting both me and my house. I tried the bird's blood and all that happened was I made my air conditioning ducts stink and my cat paid more attention to me than normal after I sprinkled it on myself...
I went and cleaned out the ducts and found that the filter was dislodged. So I changed the filter and within a few days my cough went away and there was no mildew in the house.
Lets see....Well, first off, getting the birds was a pain in the ass, then killing the was an even bigger pain, because most of there blood was already all over me. So, I did the seven shit and it didn't work. So I said fuck it, I'll just use the drugs. And then I became an atheist and have lived a happy life as an atheist for the past 25 years.
They should teach the controversy between the different hypothesis for string theory. Oh were those wacky creationist not refering to a real controversy.
Here, we call women birds
DrTheKay 2 days ago
The creationist out (still involves genetics that came out of the same understanding): The same bacteria always existed, but now the weaker ones are nearly all killed off, see pre-industrial peppered moth.
akashashen 2 days ago
*Nelson laugh*
Shaitan051 3 days ago
It worked perfectly.
acacaczawoodle 3 days ago
LOL! Love the photo on the headstone.
TaharkahX 4 days ago
"I believe that the human race is currently going through growing pains. The bible was written by a bygone culture, and we are having trouble letting go of it." mainly due to muslims
homeentspec 5 days ago
wait wait wait? so can we eat the bird? since in the bible it say's not to eat unclean birds "bats"... Cant let a good bird go to waste :D yum :D
cureforthemind 1 week ago
I tried the bird cure because my dining room was teeming with leprosy. The dinner guests enjoying themselves prior to the dose were somehow unable to think in the long term. My dining room has been leprosy-free for a year now at the low cost of 2 birds, a knife, one nice dinner, three friends, and a box of condoms (initially I grossly misinterpreted the directions, but it hasn't seemed to affect the prognosis). So eat that.
alabamamanable 1 week ago 2
@alabamamanable On second thought, don't eat it, I could do without another food poisoning (as if that's a real thing) lawsuit.
alabamamanable 1 week ago
DarkMatter2525 made me spit my soda all over the monitor laughing when I saw the grave results! lol
tsunami770 1 week ago
Im sick because of the dead birds bacteria and germs. Thanks bible for worsening the condition
TheCaptainjuicy 1 week ago 3
well, the blood hasn't cured me yet
aj19bcx 1 week ago
Absolutely ! When the pope was shot ...
a) Was he taken to hospital for medical attention using the latest that science could provide ?
b) Taken to church so that he and his followers could pray for his recovery ?
Interesting that the pope doesnt trust god either !!
AetheismRules 1 week ago
Miss. Johnson is an UZI SPIT!
WildManChrisVEVO 2 weeks ago
I tried the biblical remedy on the mildew in my house and IT TOTALLY WORKED!!! Praise G.....I can't even lie to you. It didn't work at all.
badkarma52 2 weeks ago
Why do atheists waste so much time bashing other people's beliefs? Go out and enjoy your life before you to are worm food like Mr. Hitchens.
MaxamillianArturo 2 weeks ago
@MaxamillianArturo we're fine thank you very much. its any religon that feels to interupt things like science, biology, and evolution that ticks us off.
shaqatk4884 2 weeks ago 2
@shaqatk4884 Well, I dont see anyone getting upset at the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
MaxamillianArturo 2 weeks ago
@MaxamillianArturo In the words of Mr Hitchins "I would be perfectly happy to stay at home but the religious won't let me. Every day we have to endure offence and attack with charlatans and mountebanks trying to teach nonsense to my children." The religious community can't help itself from meddling and trying to block scientific/secular progress. If they could kick this nasty habit then there would be no issue.
davidiainmcmahon 2 weeks ago
@MaxamillianArturo there's nothing wrong with exposing lunacy, especially when that same lunacy inserts itself into education, politics, science, wars and pretty darn near every aspect of civilization.
dubbleplusgood 2 weeks ago
@MaxamillianArturo Please go to church and pray for the souls of all us atheists, and stop posting silly comments ! Win win !
AetheismRules 1 week ago
@AetheismRules I dont attend church, nor am I even religious. I am an atheist who goes out and lives life. You should give it a try.
MaxamillianArturo 1 week ago
how do i catch birds to kill them? I want to perform a scientific experement using mildew and bird blood, surely this will prove the bible true WITH SCIENCE!!1111 .... *laughs*
shedininja001 2 weeks ago
Somebody (or a couple bodies) missed the point of the video. It is irrelevant that the bible quote was not accurate. The point is that science, taking evolution into account, has provided remedies that heal. Faith that causes one to contend that evolution is false should also dictate something else for a remedy, maybe prayer.
barnacleofthebrides 3 weeks ago
What a mess I made.
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Resoults for the biblical cure: Arrested for animal cruelty xD
Socika14 4 weeks ago
Resoults for the biblical cure: Arrested for animal cruelty xD
Socika14 4 weeks ago
Jesus was waiting there, swinging his dead cat. Jesus and Muhammad planned to cure their warts this very night. Jesus had said they needed to take the dead cat to the graveyard around midnight, just after some wicked person had been buried. "A devil or two will come and take the corpse away," explained Jesus. "That's when we throw this here cat after them and say, 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done with you!' That will cure any wart." bullshit 31:63
emailtheoldies 1 month ago
So I had this skin affliction where a little red bump appeared on my cheek. This little red bump was very sore, and had a white head. I treated it with bird's as per the directions you cited, and I'm happy to report that, only three weeks later, the little red bump is gone! So haha, I've proven it-- God exists! Everyone, throw away your herpes medication and start breeding birds! (Well, anything but ravens. Those are evil.)
illegallyblind 1 month ago
If the biblical treatment was at all valid, why did Jesus have to cure the leper?
najhoant 1 month ago
@najhoant Jesus didn't want to hurt a poor birdy.
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nice clip thanks for sharing i enjoyed it =)
fivequotes 1 month ago
Cont'd
Prescriptions on being ceremonially clean are not medical treatments in Leviticus. It is clear if one reads carefully.
wlemusic 1 month ago
To be fair Leviticus 14 is not about medical treatment for leprosy. It refers to ceremial cleanliness to those whose leprosy has already been cured, as it says in verses 3 and 4, "The priest shall go out to the outside of the camp. Thus the priest shall look, and if the infection of leprosy has been healed in the leper, then the priest shall give orders to take two live clean birds and cedar wood and a scarlet string and hyssop for the one who is to be cleansed."
wlemusic 1 month ago
@wlemusic Oh...then how did they actually cure it? Just God's will? I mean...I guess we could use that treatment too and save the bird's blood for later.
werebee 2 weeks ago
Great vid. I think, however, that there are should be a list for atheists called: "Arguments Atheists Should Never Use." As much as I hate to criticize your fabulousness, the "Leprosy Cure" claim from the bible needs to be on that list. I've read the relevant passages of the bible that discuss this leprosy "cure." There's really no question that the ceremony was supposed to be performed only AFTER a priest determined the person was cured of a disease that probably wasn't leprosy to begin with.
goldenthroat86 1 month ago
So the 40 douches that disliked this video are christians I take it?
lordshield1 1 month ago
I used the Biblical method to rid my house of mildew and the government came and took my babies!
MrLatta 1 month ago
I used the cure mentioned for my house, with AMAZING results! My house is new COVERED WITH MILDEW! I am extremely happy with the results, thank you so much for this cure! :)
TehBombIsKewl 1 month ago
If she truly believed, then the babby jebus would have saved her.
(trollin' trollin' trollin', rawhide!)
therealjammit 1 month ago
She had to think it over for a while. Typical. As a bio teacher, if they try to make me teach anything other than proper science in my classroom, I will protest and walk in solidarity with my fellow science teachers who will be doing the same. Science exists because of the need to remove ancient fairytales, mythology and superstition out of our lives. If you are a science teacher and are reading this comment and interject your religious notions in your classroom, you need to seek another job.
saxmanchiro 1 month ago
@saxmanchiro - It's a cartoon. She had to think about it for a while cause she's a Christian who wanted to prove her faith. XD
YourDarkAccomplice 1 month ago
the scientific cure for leprosy versus the biblical cure for leprosy....
Face-off
al3699 1 month ago
What is the beiging song - I want that so bad.
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@hellobal100 Acupuncture is from China. Traditional Chinese Medicine couldn't be from India. Many are attributed to Yellow Emperor, the earliest recorded Chinese Sovereign. The plants might be cultivated in India but the concoction is from ancient China.
silverwingpegasus 1 month ago
Would 7 shades of sweetly sugared shite suffice ?
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@hellobal100 Acupuncture is from China. Traditional Chinese Medicine couldn't be from India. Many are attributed to Yellow Emperor, the earliest recorded Chinese Sovereign. The plants might be cultivated in India but the concoction is from ancient China.
silverwingpegasus 1 month ago
n Chinese Traditional Medicine, here we grow numerous herbal plant which we export to other countries like European and american to extract the medicinal component out of it. this is a small piece of information i wanna share with u.
your do a great job by supporting Logic and reasoning by Fight the Racial Religious Abhramic God. so i it will not give u praise when u acted racially (by mentioning India place of leprosy)
comments welcome
hellobal100 1 month ago
@hellobal100 Acupuncture is from China. Traditional Chinese Medicine couldn't be from India. Many are attributed to Yellow Emperor, the earliest recorded Chinese Sovereign. The plants might be cultivated in India but the concoction is from ancient China.
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@hellobal100 Acupuncture is from China. Traditional Chinese Medicine couldn't be from India. Many are attributed to Yellow Emperor, the earliest recorded Chinese Sovereign. The plants might be cultivated in India but the concoction is from ancient China.
silverwingpegasus 1 month ago
@DarkMatter2525
Dear Dark matter2525,
Why u mention India - it may hurt feelings of Indian, and I'm an Indian (and a fan of you) feel sorry, when hear India. that too the place she contracts Leprosy.
for your information India is not a place of contagious disease. here the average life expectancy is 65 and health industry is really good here. there are overseas patient who got treat from indian hospital.
and India is birth place of Ayurveda, Yoga, Sidda, Uninani, Acupunture, n .. (cont..)
hellobal100 1 month ago
@hellobal100 they weren't saying india was a place full of disease, its just a country where people will do missionary work in disadvantaged regions. It makes sense in the story for an american to say they got leprosy from another country, statistically speaking you're far more likely to get it in india than the US
endosymbiotictheory 1 month ago
@endosymbiotictheory than thanks a lot friend for your comment - now i see the reason behind it - great job,
{just a foot note leprosy is almost eradicated in india and we have free medicine n treatment in here itself - and since india a tropical (hot) country, there is likely to contract any disease that are air brone - i said it just for an information to you}
i wish your great job continous for ever
hellobal100 1 month ago
I'm catholic, but I know the bible is full of shit :)
koobz21 1 month ago
I was thinking about the whole "teach the controversy" thing and it kind of hit me, if schools really wanted to teach a controversy why isn't atheism taught in religious studies?
UnionGarside 1 month ago
@UnionGarside The majority don't consider atheism a religion. Personally I don't consider atheism a religion because you can't really practice it... I suppose it's just a state of mind based on logic and factual knowledge.
BioChemicalMachine 1 month ago
@BioChemicalMachine Yeah, I agree, I would never call atheism a religion. Just food for thought really. I guess it's funny that the very idea that there just simply could be no God is never even presented to kids. I believed in God absolutely when I was young mainly because my teachers presented it as though it was the only option.
UnionGarside 1 month ago
I would but the wifi in the ER is not so good
takfarinas1 1 month ago
what program do u make these with? please answer
silentswan12 1 month ago
There is no evidence of a "spirit". So if the bible works in a "spiritual" way then it is truly USELESS to those of us that are trying to make a difference in the REAL WORLD. Sick people need MEDICINE, not PRAYER.
dkthg 1 month ago
You can't take bible words litteraly thats a complete ignorance! Bible and science are so different. Bible doesn't work with a scientific way. Rather it works in a spiritual way. I know that scientists hate words like spirt and soul. But they can't Give life for a dead man. if everything in life is mechanical like they say it would be easier for them to raise the dead. Dont forget that Science is filled with a complete mess!! so don't over look that!
smaklilu90 1 month ago
@smaklilu90 Who decides what you should take literally or not? Should I take this "dead guy comes to life" story literally? How about the talking snake? Virgin birth? Or any other of the fairy tales? Or was Jesus only spiritually dead? The talking snake personifies one's own inner struggle? Actually, the whole bible does make a lot more sense that way... It's all a metaphor... Don't take it too seriously (i.e. literally).
tangelorajan 1 month ago
@tangelorajan literally means taking the translation word by word without referring other materials. that's why i said bible and science work different.in addition, some old testament rules are changed according to bible at the coming of Christ including u have mentioned in the clip. so first u have to have a dip knowledge about the bible than rushing to believe that its a metaphor! who said science is not metaphor?!
smaklilu90 1 month ago
@smaklilu90 It is ridiculous how religies bend over backwards to defend the bible. You will even go as far as changing the definitions of every word in the dictionary to make it fit your bible. All the bad and crazy shit in the bible always "means something else" but the stuff that sounds good is "The Truth" exactly as it's told. LOL what a fucking joke...
from212 1 month ago
@smaklilu90 "who said science is not metaphor?!"
every1 who knows the definition of science or have basic education...
OmfgItsHenu 1 month ago in playlist Lisää videoita käyttäjältä DarkMatter2525
I'm an atheist, and I've got to say.. that doctor is kind of a dick... does the bible actually say your not aloud to take drugs to cure leporacy if you could have them? I'm pretty sure biblical treatments were only intended to be used before modern treatments and using modern medicine shouldn't be agents one's religion in any way, someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
Slimeket 1 month ago
Being a devout Christian I of course used the Biblical, and always better, method. I know have infected several beak wounds and scratches, am down two bird and still have a rash. This must be all God's plan as I must have displeased him somehow. I hope to atone for my sin. God is great.
nn101198 1 month ago
You dont need any crap rules or laws to get healed,ive seen lepers getted healed by just praying for them!
Bisher15bibi 1 month ago in playlist Atheistic Animations
@Bisher15bibi Thou shalt not bear false witness.
Your bible, not mine.
AnimeAdept 1 month ago in playlist Atheistic Animations
darkmetter raises good point there should be alternative bible medicine for all religious people
sexyxrs 1 month ago 76
@sexyxrs that sure would kick natural selection into over drive xD
RoMMeL1337ak47 1 week ago
Cute vid. I’ve long said that if Biblicists take the Bible seriously as they say, then they’d feel medical school is a waste of time. How much more could physicians do for the patients if they’d spent a decade of intensive study in prayer and casting-out-demons instead of medical school?
Cathmoytura 1 month ago 25
lol; bible science
judicum 1 month ago
that angel LMFAOOOOOO
SomedaysDreamersBC 2 months ago
I used To be a Christian Like you, But then I took lepracy to the knee.
zealus1 2 months ago 3
I don't think the Bible actually says to wipe bird blood on yourself to cure leprosy. A reference would've been nice. And a person can be a Christian and hold to evolution, such as myself. But it is people like yourself who insist on making evolution anti-God that Fundies get scared into pushing for laws to ban evolution so that their kids don't "lose their faith."
So thanks for contributing to the problem, douchebag.
AgApE010 2 months ago
@AgApE010 Leviticus 14:2-7.
As with any "attack ad" campaign, there will be those turned off by it, as well as those who are convinced by it. If the net effect is positive, totally worth it. Besides, evolution is clearly at odds with parts of the bible (genesis, the flood, age of Earth) that would cause one to question the foundation of their faith.
If you haven't already, read the whole bible...
riahmatic 2 months ago
@riahmatic
Leviticus 14 seems to be speaking about ritualistic purity for the leper, not a cure for the disease itself. In any cause, I don't doubt that the ancient Jews had primitive treatments (i.e., the use of hyssop) for dealing with leprosy. Clearly, using Leviticus instead of modern medical science is absurd. My point was that this attempt at equating evolution with atheism is only contributing to the suppression of science in public education.
AgApE010 2 months ago
@riahmatic
By the way, many Christians rightly understand Genesis and its teachings to be theological in nature, not scientific (i.e., Origen, Augustine, and, in modern times, almost every OT scholar).
AgApE010 2 months ago
@AgApE010 Sure, it's creationist who feel faith is threatened by evolution. The fundamental incompatibility of their view of the bible means they will never be satiated while children learn about evolution, atheist association or no. Meanwhile, this video appeals to reasoned people of faith or no faith of how absurd bible-based-science is. To say it's "only contributing to the suppression of science in public education" is hyperbole or asinine.
riahmatic 2 months ago
@riahmatic
Perhaps it was my misinterpretation of the video then. I certainly agree that Creationist "Bible-based science" is absurd. But when I see so many of my fellow Christians thinking that evolution necessitates the non-existence of God, I can't help but get frustrated with those who actually attempt to make this ridiculous equation (which in turn makes the efforts of those of us who try to increase the public awareness of science much more difficult).
Well, take care friend.
AgApE010 2 months ago
@AgApE010 I would encourage you to engage your fellow Christians as they likely only see opposition from atheists, which strengthens the association. Take care!
riahmatic 2 months ago
The mildew is still there and now the blood on the floor is just attracting ants. Bible Fail.
LogicIrrefutable 2 months ago
i am an atheist, got leprosy, gave the god treatment a try, spontaneous combustion...
who knew
Tommygun456 2 months ago
I tried the bird blood thing.... but now I have avian flu. Now wtf do I do?? XD
FoxTheZombieSlayer 2 months ago 2
Nice ending: somewhat cynical, satirical and righteous.
daddyleon 2 months ago
That biblical law was only applicable in the time of the temple.
LilPitt92 2 months ago
@LilPitt92 So god is irrelevant in modern times? Good to know
drumline17 2 months ago
@LilPitt92 and you think it worked then?
EpicurusIVXX 2 months ago
it worked! i'm saved!!
LOOL
rick92rr 2 months ago
You don't have to be a nazi about it, dude... 6 1/2 drops of bird blood will do, He rounds up.
andid 2 months ago
I really love this guy
777angelboy777 2 months ago
It worked like a charm! I don't have leprosy....
But then again, I never had it to begin with, i just like dousing myself with little bird blood, cause I'm a godless devil worshipper!!!!
GO TEAM ATHEIST!
antdominin 2 months ago 3
lol i think atheist would try it more then christians would lol.If i asked my dad(christian) to use it he would say HELL NO lol
a084123 2 months ago
@a084123: If you honestly believe that then you are retarded and should seek help in order to gain a real education. While you do seem to be able to properly spell the words you are using, you still are unable to recognize let alone understand the usage of capital letters or proper punctuation so good job! You've still got a ways to go with your "special" education though I'm afraid...
J242 2 months ago
@J242 Lol you mad im an atheist that was a joke proves you need a real education and i dont really care about my spelling as much as you do.Its the internet i type what i want your not my mom or my dad.Get a life and stop wasting your time on my comment :D lol people these days.
a084123 2 months ago
@a084123: "Lol you mad im an atheist" No, I'm an atheist myself, I just don't like people speaking out like complete idiots regardless of their belief. If you are an atheist, kindly stop speaking as you only make us all look bad.
J242 2 months ago
@J242 Like i said it was a joke lol i make you all look bad WTF your making yourself look bad by getting all butt hurt over a comment i was joking about sorry but your the one that needs to stop speaking.Im pretty sure you have better things to do angry person that i made look bad wow lol
a084123 2 months ago
A question for religious people.
If the lord fraud almighty was omnipresent how could he sit down with Abram & share a meal with him seeing as if he was really omnipresent he'd also have to be everywhere else in the universe at exactly the same time?
But if he was physically sitting down with Abram he wasn't everywhere else in the universe at the same time so if you don't think for yourself & don't think to take Christ seriously according to him you delude yourselves.
Memorise his words...
spacelizardlaw 2 months ago in playlist Atheistic Animations
No one will post the results xD
TheIceThorn 3 months ago 2
We should really do this!!! Inform the christians of the evolution of viruses and so on and offer the bible alternative medicine. We would make them feel good about themself and at the same time get rid of them.
Japochinezul 3 months ago
I tried to cure my leprosy by sprinkling birds blood, needless to say I'm typing this comment with my last remaining finger.
essexgunner 3 months ago 41
even religlus people would take the drugs then seven sprinkles of brids blood
PsychoGirl300 3 months ago
The "Tzoraas Plague" mentioned in the Bible was NOT Hanson's Disease. It was a spiritual blemish that only affected very spiritualy minded Israelites, & was caused by certain sins. Its cure was also spiritual. The best modern comparison would be psychosomatic diseases caused by stress or guilt.
chodeshadar18 3 months ago
@chodeshadar18 It was lupus.
politicoochie09 3 months ago
@politicoochie09 It's never lupus.
joyceparsons99 2 months ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
I tried the biblical and scientific cure....to no avail...I still have herpes
TheMaximus360 3 months ago
creationists, nothing happens when you die. Stop acting like children, and get over it. Evolution is a fact.
8698gil 3 months ago 4
@8698gil This would explain why we have half monkey half humans evolving to this day. LUCY ( DEBUNKED THE MISSING THEORY LINK)But I bet the white man can make it happen in a lab some where. Damn Devils. 1Cr 15:39 All flesh [is] not the same flesh: but [there is] one [kind of] flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fishes, [and] another of birds.
katimere2 3 months ago
Keep the damn fairy tales out of our schools !! ID is not I.
MrJohnnyrace 3 months ago
This is epic.
TheSturdyWall 3 months ago
A bird flew into my car once, right into the front of it and got it got lodged between the front grille and the radiator. It was hard to clean him out of there, but hey, the bird's blood did it's work. My car ran so much better after that! Praise JEE-ZEUS!
politicoochie09 3 months ago
7 sprinkles of birds blood did in fact cure my common cold. It took a good two weeks but it's completly gone :)
wackyweed57 4 months ago
Well, ACTUALLY, it DID work when God was personally doing his magic miracles in the old testament. They had faith in God so the bird-blood worked. Naaman dipped his butt 7 times in the Jordan and was cured, too. Or you could put your hand inside your cloak and get leprosy and put it back in the cloak again to make it go away like Moses did. But SunkenCide your house may stink but they aint no leprosy in it anymore!! It also scares the tigers to stay in India 8000 miles away from your house!!!!
baldone46 4 months ago
I sprinkled birds blood all over my house. Now my house stinks and the cops drive by slowly. Thanks a lot dick.
SunkenCide 4 months ago
OMG!!! I TRIED COVERING MYSELF WITH BIRD BLOOD AND WHAT HAPPENED WAS... that i got covered in bird blood
thealltedrygt 4 months ago
One word: Fantastic!!!(okay one word and some exclamation points). That was hilarious.
Trisbreya 4 months ago
hahaha...the bird method: Great for curing leprosy (spelling?), if only it weren't for the particularly unfortunate side-effect of Avian Flu.
LV07TSK 4 months ago
I tried the birds blood but all I got was flies, but no results
dotson214 4 months ago
I killed the mildew with something called FUNGICIDAL. :D
I think I will stay with it more over than bird's blood.
airsoftwarrior247 4 months ago
My house has more mildew and my wife is pissed because I killed here cockatiels. . . .
0019josh7100 4 months ago
hmmm..interesting choice of notes....makes since
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youneekk 4 months ago
Wowt, I used to sprinkle ten shakes of bird's blood onto another bird's body using a dead bird, then I found out about the DeadBirdinator!
Thanks, WalMart!
MrZardoz777 4 months ago
well, it was back when people believed disease was caused by demons, so naturally cleansing your house of the leprosy would be like an exorcism, dispelling/driving out the demons.
lewismurray1 4 months ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
yes..like God says anywhere that we should not take medicine..pfff i may accept that you dont believe but using stupid examples to support it?? nahh
AMYADDICTED 4 months ago
If the leprosy evolved resistance to bird blood.......just saying.
gamesbok 4 months ago
Lev 14:3,4 "And the priest shall go out of the camp, and the priest shall examine him; and indeed, if the leprosy is healed in the leper, then the priest shall command to take for him who is to be cleansed two living and clean birds, cedar wood, scarlet, and hyssop." If the leprosy was already healed, then the priest preformed a ceremony declaring the leper clean. The ceremony was never what healed the leper. Read 2 Kings 5:1-19 you suffer from the same arrogance as Naaman the leper.
MegaSmith1982 4 months ago
Had a spot of mildew in the shower. I tried bird blood. To wipe the bird blood up I used bleach. The mildew is gone so obviously the bird blood worked. Happy homemaking through the Bible!
xdassinx 4 months ago 118
@xdassinx I was thinking the exact same thing about using bleach on the blood and the mildew being removed as well :)
mrfishgun 2 months ago
Omg i cant get enough of these videos XP
drbarry00 4 months ago 4
I tried the bird blood method. Worked a treat, highly recommended.
Moppy1988 4 months ago
Ever since I was in elementary school (public school btw) the teachers refused to teach the class anything that involved evolution or the big bang theory (so I basically learned nothing). Now I'm in college taking a required Biology class for my major, and I know jack shit! >=/ So thank you teachers!
Darkheart101 4 months ago 87
@Darkheart101 Dunno if this helps, but evolution is actually a very simple concept at its core. Basically, everything goes through mutations in its DNA. Sometimes these mutations are beneficial to the organism. Because the mutated organism has a better chance of surviving and reproducing, its genes are more likely to be passed on, and so all the newborns of that organism have the mutation as well. Over time, an entire species can improve by evolving this way.
kilroy055 3 months ago
@Darkheart101 This might help you also. The Big Bang theory comes from the analysis of spectrometer readings by scientists. When an object moves away from you, its reflected light has a shift toward the red end of the spectrum, called a "red shift". When scientists looked out at objects in space, they found that all had a red shift, meaning that at one point they were all concentrated together, and must have moved apart. The theory says that this occured in a rapid expansion, the "Big Bang"
kilroy055 3 months ago
@Darkheart101 And they're so crazy if math somehow contradicted religion they'd ban math too!
Metalgears1 3 months ago 3
@Metalgears1 Yes!!! Even the students are crazy, during my freshman year of high school, we finally got a normal Biology teacher. Didn't last though, the students harassed him because he was Atheist. During one class I remember he asked why the sky was blue. And one kid answered "Because God made it that way." The teacher replied "What if you were talking with a Buddhist? or a Atheist?" and another kid said "Who cares, they're going to hell anyways." Man I hated that high school.
Darkheart101 3 months ago 31
@Darkheart101 If anyone is going to hell it should be them. They're so arrogant...
Metalgears1 3 months ago
@Metalgears1 see that math contradicts 'em 1 =/= 3 so god can't be one and three.
TheIceThorn 3 months ago
Tried the bird's blood method after my basement was flooded. . . it looks like it is about a 6% decrease of outbreak in my basement compared to the 100% eradication of mildew from normal means. . . I see plausibility!
MroAeon 5 months ago
Love the end of the video.
PositiveNature 5 months ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
its a christmas miracle!!!
ratsvadumee 5 months ago
@ratsvadumee Happy Festivus!!!
grayziehobbes 4 months ago
How are you going to explain to your wife or mother why there's a dead bird in the sink, and a live one flying around knocking things over shitting and dripping blood everywhere?
zacthebold 5 months ago 3
If you just started sacrificing a bird in church people would think you were a Satan Worshipper. How ironic is that? The majority of christians probably are not even acquainted with this verse which makes mention of the "proper cure" of leprosy.
SunkenCide 5 months ago
Hey i used the bird blood treatment. IT WORKED GREAT!!!!!! Doctor said leprosy is the least of my worries now!!!!! The doctor did mention something about H5N1 however, but I wasn’t paying too much attention. I was too busy praising the lord.
romad20000 5 months ago 3
Hell, if idiots dying is the result of a "Teach the Controversy Act," maybe I AM in favor of teaching the controversy...let's start drawing up the legislation right away! Natural selection FTW.
taomasterhazanko 5 months ago
i did this now... i have bird flu
skinnyjeens101 5 months ago
sounds like a good way to spread leprosy
TheGoatherdGod 5 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från DarkMatter2525
I triied the bible treatment after getting lepracy from a person i met at a texan church, I'm know writing this from heaven, if you want to live then don't use birds. But if you want to go to heaven and find out its just a marjuana forest and everyone is pot head then use the bird medicine
WAZZA1235 5 months ago
we decided to trust the bible, now little timmy died from a mysterious infection and our house had to be fumigated, and somehow caught fire in this process. we lost everything. But we must remember how god tested Job in a similar way, so we will keep our faith and continue to follow god. typed with one hand because left arm amputated after strange virus occurred due to not rubbing enough bird blood on the infection, will make sure to use more next time.
daveforfun22 5 months ago
It works well on hiccup also!!
leflipmo 5 months ago
That picture would make a lovely Halloween costume.
SGTSlashRazor 5 months ago
I tried the bible method. Caught Histoplasmosis, and ruined a good carpet by making it look like I had o.j over. Thanks god. (jk of course).
mistereveready 5 months ago
35 people just made a bloody mess in their houses.
donnycage 5 months ago
Lol Hypocritical Christians :)
MrArokOleary 5 months ago
thx
NKA23 5 months ago
indeed
NKA23 5 months ago
I'm still not seeing a lot of birds blood cures from god in the comments. Sad times.
Feralg33k 5 months ago
omg i burst out laughing regarding "post your results in the comment section below" LOL!!!! omg my husband whose a believer asked what made me laugh so hard so i let him watch the video and he got angry..then he asked me for some material an atheist would read when starting out. omg did u help me convince my hubby to leave religion behind?
anavywife28 5 months ago
@anavywife28 Literature that would push someone towards atheism? I would say the bible is a pretty good place to start.
daSchoof 5 months ago
@anavywife28 dawkins... all the books, also the believing mind.
but as daSchoof said the old book also is grate
dvolokita 5 months ago in playlist Videos from DarkMatter2525
Your very clever, ive been impressed with your arguments in this video and especialy the one about rejection.
thenerdgoddess 5 months ago
i had mildew in my air conditioning ducts and it was atomizing and getting into my lungs as a result. So I had mildew infecting both me and my house. I tried the bird's blood and all that happened was I made my air conditioning ducts stink and my cat paid more attention to me than normal after I sprinkled it on myself...
I went and cleaned out the ducts and found that the filter was dislodged. So I changed the filter and within a few days my cough went away and there was no mildew in the house.
luccaskunk 6 months ago
BLASPHEMY !
NKA23 6 months ago
Lets see....Well, first off, getting the birds was a pain in the ass, then killing the was an even bigger pain, because most of there blood was already all over me. So, I did the seven shit and it didn't work. So I said fuck it, I'll just use the drugs. And then I became an atheist and have lived a happy life as an atheist for the past 25 years.
PisssssedOn 6 months ago
They should teach the controversy between the different hypothesis for string theory. Oh were those wacky creationist not refering to a real controversy.
JamesThWilliams 6 months ago
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
casketmouth 6 months ago