I bet you think you should be interviewed by Barbara Walters. You're not trying hard enough midge. You have nothing anyone wants to hear. I got an idea. Why don't we cast a new version of the Wizard of Oz, you could play the head midget who scowls out the tune Welcome to Munchkin Land. Wouldn't even need makeup or voice modification, just like here. Or better, you could co-star as Tattoo replacing Hervé Villechaize in the new and improved Fantasy Island. repeat after me "The plane, the plane!"
I was at a place called 'snice this past weekend, and there were signs stored in the back that would reserve a table for no 'net use between 12 and 3 as opposed to total prohibition.
Starbucks don't sell coffee! LOL Bro, you got to find yourself a real coffee shop and stop drinking that corporate black water ;) the real coffee places are the ones that smell of coffee.
It's Starbucks fault. They should just take out the free Wi-fi crap out of the café and have a timed sitting. Why the hell do people want to sit on their laptops all day in a room of crowded people drinking water. Get yourself a mobile hotspot or something and find other place to lounge around. I just want to find a seat and drink my $3 urine sized cup of coffee swill for 10 minutes and the hell out of there.
I bet you think you should be interviewed by Barbara Walters. You're not trying hard enough midge. You have nothing anyone wants to hear. I got an idea. Why don't we cast a new version of the Wizard of Oz, you could play the head midget who scowls out the tune Welcome to Munchkin Land. Wouldn't even need makeup or voice modification, just like here. Or better, you could co-star as Tattoo replacing Hervé Villechaize in the new and improved Fantasy Island. repeat after me "The plane, the plane!"
LLH97921 5 months ago
I'd have to say on this topic Lionel really did give a shit.
MrXstacey 6 months ago
I was at a place called 'snice this past weekend, and there were signs stored in the back that would reserve a table for no 'net use between 12 and 3 as opposed to total prohibition.
shackupyourstruly 6 months ago
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!! ROFLMAO
skywolf8113 6 months ago
Starbucks don't sell coffee! LOL Bro, you got to find yourself a real coffee shop and stop drinking that corporate black water ;) the real coffee places are the ones that smell of coffee.
2323jimmy23 6 months ago
What's Starbucks?
thesageofohio 6 months ago
you really should try coffee from home. It really pretty easy. Just get a cup, add ingredients, pour in boiling water and shazam!
you can probably get about two weeks of coffee at home for the price of one Starbucks coffee.
WhackTheWax 6 months ago 2
he didn't even mention bookstore squatters
Steve2323ZX 6 months ago
lololololoolololol
nick44495 6 months ago
It's Starbucks fault. They should just take out the free Wi-fi crap out of the café and have a timed sitting. Why the hell do people want to sit on their laptops all day in a room of crowded people drinking water. Get yourself a mobile hotspot or something and find other place to lounge around. I just want to find a seat and drink my $3 urine sized cup of coffee swill for 10 minutes and the hell out of there.
DrkYaminoHikari 6 months ago
if ranting was an Olympic sport, you would take the gold my friend.
In fact I suggest a ranting competition to be a demonstration sport at 2012 London games...First topic WTF is with thoz one eyed mascots!
you00t 6 months ago