the people living on coocoon are being brainwahsed by the leaders which is amonstrous entioty called a fal cie that beings from the lower world pulse which is aplanet, are so dangerous that any one associated with pulse are dangerous and must be destroyed
Okay folks, listen up! I've done the research, and, apparently whenever a new ff game is announced, the fandom rejoices, but when it actually comes out, the immediate "fan" reaction is that its the worst ff game ever, and the entire series is "ruined forever". Thats why I always tune out mediocre critics, cynics like Phil (no offence), and legions of trolls who secretly buy the game anyway. Hypocrites. I swear, when ffversusXIII comes out, the response will be NO DIFFERENT. Just wait and see.
I couldn't help laughing at you Phil, were you purposely being clueless that this scene between Snow and her took place before the firework engagement?
why the fuck does this phil guy have to BITCH about every miniscule facet of the game!??! what a fucking queer. i wish i could somehow just mute his voice and not the game sounds.
@IxBuLLeTPr0OfxI Just because she looks young doesn't mean she is. I myself am 24, yet I look like I should belong in high school. Believe it or not, I already graduated with a Bachelor's Degree.
i decided to look up the voice actor to that one bad guy Raines
the same voice actor did Niles in Gears of War 2, i new he sounded familiar, the black guy for Sazh aparrantly has done a lot of work like the 2 transformers movies, and both Crank movies, along with other games
I wonder if FF13: Verses is going to be better than this one....not taking anything away from this game...yeah maybe the story doesn't top the previous games and vanelle's voice actor is totally meh, but to the ppl that are watching this...try the game out, you might actually enjoy it..i kno i am (i'm up to the bit wer you are Sazh and Vanelle and you have to face two bosses that look abit like behemots or however you spell it....total disaster i tell ya)
I just got past Chapter 7, i fucked up on the last boss... it has 5 targets, i targeted the wrong area first, but i beat it on the first try anyway. Great game so far... about 20 hour into it.
GOD Phill don´t ever mention the Twilight movies again, they suck than the only reason to stand then its to get some. (i only sae the first half of the first one, then turned my ipod on, and closes my eyes, bye the end of the movie y just lied my ass off "yeah the movies was good, lets see the next one" hahaha like hell i would.
I absolutely love how everyone judges this game without playing it lol makes me sick. I just got this and am fucking loving it. You know what everyones problem is? To high of expectations. Everyone thought mw2 was going to be awesome and for me atleast was complete shit. I guess everyone has their own opinion but how about you play the game first before you judge it eh?
@ApocalypticInferno23 Thanks man at least somebody realizes this is at least a decent game. Everybody else is so high on GoW 3 (I didn't even pre-order that thing....I dislike GoW and Hack & Slash games in general).
I only watch Phil play to be entertained by his lack of common sense and ability.
you are dumb fucks if you dont know whats going on, and these characters are hilariouis, tell me one western game that didnt have cliche space cowboys as he main characters
I know I'll get alot of flak for this, but I'm just being straight here.
The character development and story in this game is fundamentally flawed and at this rate it looks like SquareEnix has 2 options: (1) totally reinvent the series or (2) put the "final" in the final fantasy series and move on to something else.
I'll stick with RPG's that have solid storylines and characters, like Mass Effect for example, until SquareEnix decides to do something better. Pretty graphics is not enough.
@vlweb3d this actually was the reinvent, it didn't pan out too well what with all the linearity and the lack of the airship to travel back to places in order to farm/power-level. Also Cutscenes weren't so abound in the past, I guess that's because ugly graphics made them wary.
This storyline is actually pretty solid and the characters are quite fleshed out. Mass Effect has a bunch of cliche stock characters with a really generic storyline. But you Americans were never keen on originality.
Mass Effect story isn't supposed to be a character driven one. Its based around the universe its created and concentrates more on bringing that to life. Something FF has failed to do in this game. (epically)Further, I don't see how FFXIII is any LESS generic than you claim ME to be. Its the typical melodramatic square pedigree, complete with emo kids, the NPC girlfriend in distress, a Rikku/Selphie/Yuffie wannabe, a guy who stopped maturing mentally at the age of 14, and of course, Cloud 2.0
@IneedAbttrscreenname I have yet to see the Cloud 2.0 but I never said this game wasn't generic. FF has always been character driven (although why they must grunt is beyond me), the world is just there to look pretty.
The only thing I'm saying is people are seriously overstating everything: A handful of Japanese don't like the game = "THEY ALL HATE IT TOO! I'M JUSTIFIED!" even though a great deal a fans reviewed it favorably.
FF has always been Character driven but the worlds were usually more lively than this. FFX had a great world IMO and it had the same tunnel vision design as this. A good setting can help make the characters more interesting because their motivations are directly tied in to whats happening in the world around them. FFXIII's characters' motivations barely even tie into whats happing in the world for the most part and, as a result, don't feel connected to it.
@IneedAbttrscreenname And a Japanese Retail store cuts price due to overstocking = "ZOMG! NOBODY IS BUYING IT! THEY NEVER SAID THEY WERE OVERSTOCKED AND THE PRICE DROP WAS TEMPORARY! OH NO!"
Or my favorite: Phil can't beat this boss = "THE BATTLE SYSTEM SUCKS!"
I'm not sure why you're bringing up what's going on in Japan. I don't keep up with how games are being received there.
Any one who watches phil's channel knows that he tends to either suck at some games or miss obvious cues and instantly scream "shitty design". Hell, I think some of my smart-ass comments on his Bayonetta playthrough got me blocked from his main channel which is why I'm holding my tonuge here when it comes to actually commenting on his gameplay.
@IneedAbttrscreenname My bad someone had kept bringing it up on another video so I did a google search and found out they didn't know what they were talking about (which annoyed me).
I stopped watching Bayonetta because I knew I'd say something so obvious it'd offend people, when he couldn't find the exit after the intro.
I honestly have to admit this game looks boring. Usually when I watch phil's gameplay videos I want to play them, but this one really makes me want to avoid it. And I used to like FF games to. I hope Phil likes it though. Though I can't really tell. <_<
The story is pretty damn good....IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT! Pay attention to the time line and the days when it does the flashbacks. Some people arnt smart enough to figure this plot out i guess.
Why should we even bother to understand the plot? The characters and the world are so fucking stupid so why should any non-hardcore-otaku care about what's going on?
Phil...you have probably great singing potential...not a joke....lolz though on the "Sucking on my cock" part.....the cock part had great vibrato.....and you have a great sense of tone
This game isn't that bad, you guys are just looking down on it because of Phil's commentary. I just got to chapter 6 and I'm loving this game. Upgrading my weapons and characters is so addicting. x_x
There's suppose to be like, 17 chapters of the game and he's only on 5 right now. You can't judge the story by the opening.
Half way through the game is a good stopping point anyway, since the plot twist somehow manages to make the first half of the game seem like Japanese Shakespeare level storytelling by comparison
FFXIII is a good game.the series is older than COD, and takes things out of box.for example its a damn rpg, its gonna take a while to beat the game and enjoy it. i agree the story is werid though.good job phil dont give up
dont worry i dont, and yes he was being a douche! I hate all the people that hate on so many of DSP's videos, although sometimes it can be quite funny =P
yeah i love the story it is not hard to follow i have this for the xbox 360 im on disk 2 this is what i like about this game its long its hard & it kills time so people can hate on this game all they want but it sold alot & u just dont get it :)
God the story is so..."I love you,NO I LOVE YOU *sex*" So corny but I like it fun game, and everyone needs to stfu about saying this game sucks, most of you just say that cause most of you havn't played it.
i can't believe ppl don't understand the story 0.0 its so easy to comprehend... maybe if you payed attention on the cut scenes then you would know whats going on...
tbh from what ive seen ff10 looks better, i played that game several times over. This game's story doesnt seem as interesting and seems to take ages to get into.
note this may be a spoiler so dont read this unless u know or tell me or agree thanks>>>>.yo phil ever heard of the guy withthese swords he has blue hair and his best friends the guys in the sunset in the think his half brother aand him try to kill each other and then blue hair guy fight the whole army of prick troones. then i think l8ter on he meets up with lighting
I havent been watching the whole playthrough, but I get if people dont really get the story by only viewing the cutscenes and dialog. The characters speak about l'Cie, Fal'Cie, Purge, Pulse, Focus and other stuff like its the most natural thing, but they dont explain what each thing is, hence the confusion. I had to read the first 7-8 events and I pretty much get it. Reading like this shouldnt really be necessary, but I dont regret it one bit, as I actually get to follow the story now :P
People don't have the attention span to understand a great story like this. They'd rather go and kill aliens mindlessly because their brains can't comprehend stories.
No, the problem is that the ONLY way to truely grasp the story is by reading the Datalog entries which SHOULDN'T be nessasary. They should be able to tell the story through actual cutscenes and the datalog should serve as a means of making the world feel more alive. Look at the Codex for Mass Effect. It accomplished that perfectly and Phil praised it for that. The problem with this game is its too zoned in on it melodramatic characters and not enough on whats actually happening in the world.
Furthermore, any idiot could comprehend the this story. Anything confusing about the story has nothing to do with a lack of comprehension. It has to do with lack of good story telling. I was intrigued by the concept here, but its not being handled well at all. Lost Odessy had an equally if not more abstract concept and they managed to tell the story just fine. No excuse FFXIII to not do the same. And that's coming from someone who LOVES this game so far. (except the ho-hum emo story)
i wanted to buy this game but after watching up to video 42 of this playthrough I bought tales of vesperia instead. it has nothing to do with phil's gameplay or commentary(only reason i'm still watching) it's just the story plot seems to have been put together by two middle school kids. add the music and you got a very graphical sailor moon game. the guys are all weak(snow getting slapped around by light and fang) or gay(hope nough said) and the girls are super strong...
That's good, Tales of Vesperia is easily the strongest JRPG this generation. I'm further than Phil's videos right now, and I'm still bored to tears. Apparently it gets really good come chapter 11 when everything comes together, but christ is it a long road there.
Depends on how much time you have on your hands, really. It's an extremely long game. I'm at around 16 hours right now and not even close to halfway done. Also depends on your patience, lol. I'd say see how like Tales of Vesperia. If you -really- enjoy it, then this is worth at least a rent. But if you're kinda meh on ToV, this one will make you cry.
Actually the story isn't complicated. There is "Pulse": its a "underworld/hell"(at least everyone in cocoon thins so). Cocoon and Pulse were centurys ago in a war with each other. Now the cocoonpeople are afraid of the "Pulse". Also there are these godlike creatures: the Fal'cie. They created cocoon and pulse. The ones which look over/protect cocoon are Cocoon-Fal'cie and wich "rule" in Pulse, are Pulse-Fal'cie. Also there are minor Fal'cie, which don't care for the humans.
snow: we'll always be together
dsp: ya untill we're apart and your dead
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sorawild234 4 months ago
6:06 lolz
whinchesterbrother 6 months ago
lmao "nothing bad happens in delaware" XD
a7xfan66611 8 months ago
i do
the people living on coocoon are being brainwahsed by the leaders which is amonstrous entioty called a fal cie that beings from the lower world pulse which is aplanet, are so dangerous that any one associated with pulse are dangerous and must be destroyed
nibelung34343 8 months ago in playlist Final Fantasy XIII HD playthrough dsp
actual ages:
Lightning - 21
Snow - 21
Hope - 15
Serah - 18
Sazh - 40
Vanille - 19 (Physically. Chronologically 519)
Fang - 21 (Physically. Chronologically 521)
90singalong 9 months ago 4
lol phill your totally wrong about delewer i live like 10 minutes from there and its filled wit crime and shit
woot fail spelling strikes again
willyboy5665 10 months ago
You know after taking 2 minutes to actually pay attention to the cut-scenes in the game I actually kinda understand it better now.
YT5screams5 11 months ago
this game gets boring at times...we need ARI to make things intresting XD
leumasramlu9 1 year ago
Phils commentary is so awesome(funny), no wounder he is so popular.
RebornGalaxy 1 year ago
From 0 : 01 to 4 : 25 Phils best commentary so far, I knew why i wanted to watch this
Zappafan1980 1 year ago
I laughed when you started that execution with dildo's thing and then Snow says: "You're kidding, right?" XD
Blizz3112 1 year ago
Serah is freaking 11 and snow is 21, She broke up with snow because
1: lightning told her hes a pedophile
2:Shes in her period
MrSomebody54 1 year ago
@MrSomebody54
Dude 11 Year old girls dont get the period thats disgusting, they start gettin it with 13 or 14 i just fell like i need to puke on your comment
Zappafan1980 1 year ago
@Zappafan1980 thanks fur the info
MrSomebody54 8 months ago
3:10
O come on.One goodbye fucking.
MrMatrayo 1 year ago
Lol Snow Got Beaten down by another girl XD
AznMusicLover4Ever 1 year ago
That song is actually Serah's theme, which is a vocal version of the game main's theme (The Promise).
BoomlalaMetrotab 1 year ago
is actually reasonable for serah look so small cuz kinda think of it my sister is 9 years older than me and still shorter than i am
wat is not reasonable is that fucking snow is like fckin 2meters tall, like yao ming.
gunzpk3r 1 year ago
When snow says Sarah I think of collegehumor's phantom of the office saying sarah, for some odd reason.
rpcritteden 1 year ago
She's not 13, she's just small...pervs.
screamformenow 1 year ago 5
at 5:29 when phil says SeRaaAaaAAH i laughed so much for some weird reason :/
RJCloud09 1 year ago 5
at 6:10 he grabs her tits
antWINFREE 1 year ago
@stevenpap in fact 2 videos ago he said he knew what was going on
Nilaikx 1 year ago
japonese ppl are... wierd
sollrakc 1 year ago
That part with Snow and Serah was cute-looking, until Phil killed the seriousness with his commentary. Lawl!
theblackhedgehog48 1 year ago 6
Okay folks, listen up! I've done the research, and, apparently whenever a new ff game is announced, the fandom rejoices, but when it actually comes out, the immediate "fan" reaction is that its the worst ff game ever, and the entire series is "ruined forever". Thats why I always tune out mediocre critics, cynics like Phil (no offence), and legions of trolls who secretly buy the game anyway. Hypocrites. I swear, when ffversusXIII comes out, the response will be NO DIFFERENT. Just wait and see.
samsandoa25 1 year ago
you sir = retarded
olorin84 1 year ago 2
That is indeed the truth Phil.
monkofshades 1 year ago
They're 19 and 21 they can do whatever the hell they like.
Annique 1 year ago 4
then well move to Delaware.
tat3r0sal3d 1 year ago
serah 19 snow 21-23
DarkMega153 1 year ago
that shitty music is definitely a motive to find her and shut it up
137Supra 1 year ago
Wait a sec y do so many ppl bitch about phil bitching-He does but barely
bmx2930 1 year ago
omg you are the funniest comentator ever
triden02 1 year ago 2
Phil is funny "then we'll move to delaware...nothing bad happens in delaware"lol
yeahsleeper25 1 year ago
@TheWoundedFalcon cutscenes are the best of final fantasy -.-
danielsinz 1 year ago
Man, I would have never known there is a Dealware unless Phil said it, I forgot about Delaware. LOLZ
MonkeyDaDragon 1 year ago
I find it funny in a way that even by this point he hasn't figured out the Yellow Arrow on the compass points to the direction you need to move.
ExDeathevn 1 year ago
serah looks ten years younger than snow
Jackytownie 1 year ago
if she never wears sleeves, how does no one notice that giant bran don her arm? :S
ZoomCubeProductions 1 year ago 3
look at her arm she has a bandaid
KillerPeguinCO 1 year ago
I couldn't help laughing at you Phil, were you purposely being clueless that this scene between Snow and her took place before the firework engagement?
Mimi2591 1 year ago
phil is too stupid to understand the story, or he's just not paying attention enough to.
ImBearLike 1 year ago
how do you switch disks for xbox? it says to put disk 2 in so i do then i load and it says to put disk 1 in!!!
jackkfour 1 year ago
Phil does romantic scenes best.
BoomlalaMetrotab 1 year ago
why the fuck does this phil guy have to BITCH about every miniscule facet of the game!??! what a fucking queer. i wish i could somehow just mute his voice and not the game sounds.
FSAnimal61 1 year ago
Hey FSAnimal61grow up and go watch a difrent playthrough if you dont like this one ok you fag.
ryangold125 1 year ago
@ryangold125 Damn Right son
bmx2930 1 year ago
@FSAnimal61 bitch
thekjkjkjkjkjkj 1 year ago
girls aren't gay, their lesbian
DarkFireInspire 1 year ago 5
Snow is a peadophile.
IxBuLLeTPr0OfxI 1 year ago 31
@IxBuLLeTPr0OfxI Just because she looks young doesn't mean she is. I myself am 24, yet I look like I should belong in high school. Believe it or not, I already graduated with a Bachelor's Degree.
ddcordova2 1 year ago
4:34 Hey, and what happened to that girl and the others. They haven't apear since like the first videos, right?
Pacheco212 1 year ago
lmao...delaware
Chickenisgoood 1 year ago
I understand the plot, the story, and the conflicts, but just like phil said, it's pointless
TJay25oo 1 year ago
I'd look for the girl too.
johnaiton 1 year ago 3
is serah like 13 and snow 27 weird relationship
Shemy96 1 year ago 43
@Shemy96 is the ff world everything makes sence there
stormshadow227 1 year ago
@Shemy96 Y not XD im pretty sur u love to fk serah too haha
trdtdtd 1 year ago
@trdtdtd ya but atleast im only a year older :p
Shemy96 1 year ago
@Shemy96 Snow is about 22 and Serah is 18.
Yay248 8 months ago
@Yay248 lol dude this comment is so old
Shemy96 8 months ago
@Shemy96 Just thought I'd answer your question.
Yay248 8 months ago
i decided to look up the voice actor to that one bad guy Raines
the same voice actor did Niles in Gears of War 2, i new he sounded familiar, the black guy for Sazh aparrantly has done a lot of work like the 2 transformers movies, and both Crank movies, along with other games
AngelicLegion 1 year ago
no friggen way...
niles?
dude i wish phil beats the crap out of him i hated niles in gears 2
thanks for telling me this i now have something to look forward to
and have a good day
Lasvegasflight99 1 year ago
...Then we'll move to Delaware. Nothing bad ever happens in Delaware. Actually nothing at all happens in Delaware.
BecuzIt 1 year ago 3
I wonder if FF13: Verses is going to be better than this one....not taking anything away from this game...yeah maybe the story doesn't top the previous games and vanelle's voice actor is totally meh, but to the ppl that are watching this...try the game out, you might actually enjoy it..i kno i am (i'm up to the bit wer you are Sazh and Vanelle and you have to face two bosses that look abit like behemots or however you spell it....total disaster i tell ya)
supertronic08 1 year ago
@supertronic08 i just beat them and they were easy
Arontala22 1 year ago
funny enough, after watching phil beat them helped me alot for some reason....i''m alot further into the game now...lol
supertronic08 1 year ago
The little that is known about Versus sounds really good. Hopefully the more we find out about it the less interesting it gets ie xiii.
Sanious 1 year ago
Love this game.
LiangHuBBB 1 year ago
Serah looks seven years old seriously. I never liked these types of FPS. The animations are crazy.
MrTeal8 1 year ago
u mean rpg
ChaosBakaZ 1 year ago
@MrTeal8
fps? it's an rpg
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PHILL U FAT FUCK, DO U KNOW THAT 97.5% OF UR FANS ARE KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 11, fuckin pedophile man up talk about real shit u fat cunt
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Serah? isnt she vanilla?
TheINfamousrocker 1 year ago
fuck that move to salina kamsas that place is fucking boring and i live there
privategrab355 1 year ago
I want a new ps3 game.. what should I get? please help. if you have an opinion phil please let me know
Comikkaze 1 year ago
Like RPG's Final Fantasy
Like Fighting games Tekken 6
Like FPS'S BF BC 2 Or COD MW2
Like Racing games: Wait till the new GT
cooltv4 1 year ago
GOW3
Ashitaka255 1 year ago
Don't think Phil will respond here to give you an answer.
Anyway get GOD III that game is really good.
V4nQ 1 year ago
I just got past Chapter 7, i fucked up on the last boss... it has 5 targets, i targeted the wrong area first, but i beat it on the first try anyway. Great game so far... about 20 hour into it.
8aetroya8 1 year ago
LMAO nothing bad ever happens in delaware
MArkagus102 1 year ago 2
LOL
thalunizz21 1 year ago
0:00 I agree.
mitube2012 1 year ago
I'm not liking this game, Square really messed up what's with the summons this isn't a Michael Bay or Twiglight emo film :(
jimijable 1 year ago
LOL!! ur like tearing this game a new one. its funny.
sirMAXX77 1 year ago 5
phil blue dragon and dragon ball incuding dragonballz are made by the same person
blitz818 1 year ago 2
Hey look it was Sasuke at the beginning of the video. Seriously this game has a Naruto look-a-like and a Sasuke look-a-like.
Although, I got to say later on the story gets pretty good.
Ch0coDK 1 year ago
GOD Phill don´t ever mention the Twilight movies again, they suck than the only reason to stand then its to get some. (i only sae the first half of the first one, then turned my ipod on, and closes my eyes, bye the end of the movie y just lied my ass off "yeah the movies was good, lets see the next one" hahaha like hell i would.
Dosagu 1 year ago 3
@Dosagu
You are special.
MotherRat 1 year ago
Again, PHIL SAID MY LAST NAME AGAIN =)
ballin648 1 year ago
I absolutely love how everyone judges this game without playing it lol makes me sick. I just got this and am fucking loving it. You know what everyones problem is? To high of expectations. Everyone thought mw2 was going to be awesome and for me atleast was complete shit. I guess everyone has their own opinion but how about you play the game first before you judge it eh?
ApocalypticInferno23 1 year ago
@ApocalypticInferno23 Thanks man at least somebody realizes this is at least a decent game. Everybody else is so high on GoW 3 (I didn't even pre-order that thing....I dislike GoW and Hack & Slash games in general).
I only watch Phil play to be entertained by his lack of common sense and ability.
LastDimensionAMV 1 year ago
@LastDimensionAMV whoa whoa whoa Gow titles are different from the usual generic hack and slashers
stonrplc 1 year ago
you are dumb fucks if you dont know whats going on, and these characters are hilariouis, tell me one western game that didnt have cliche space cowboys as he main characters
OverpoweredWarrior 1 year ago
Madden 2010
pwned ;)
IneedAbttrscreenname 1 year ago
I know I'll get alot of flak for this, but I'm just being straight here.
The character development and story in this game is fundamentally flawed and at this rate it looks like SquareEnix has 2 options: (1) totally reinvent the series or (2) put the "final" in the final fantasy series and move on to something else.
I'll stick with RPG's that have solid storylines and characters, like Mass Effect for example, until SquareEnix decides to do something better. Pretty graphics is not enough.
vlweb3d 1 year ago
@vlweb3d this actually was the reinvent, it didn't pan out too well what with all the linearity and the lack of the airship to travel back to places in order to farm/power-level. Also Cutscenes weren't so abound in the past, I guess that's because ugly graphics made them wary.
This storyline is actually pretty solid and the characters are quite fleshed out. Mass Effect has a bunch of cliche stock characters with a really generic storyline. But you Americans were never keen on originality.
LastDimensionAMV 1 year ago
Mass Effect story isn't supposed to be a character driven one. Its based around the universe its created and concentrates more on bringing that to life. Something FF has failed to do in this game. (epically)Further, I don't see how FFXIII is any LESS generic than you claim ME to be. Its the typical melodramatic square pedigree, complete with emo kids, the NPC girlfriend in distress, a Rikku/Selphie/Yuffie wannabe, a guy who stopped maturing mentally at the age of 14, and of course, Cloud 2.0
IneedAbttrscreenname 1 year ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname I have yet to see the Cloud 2.0 but I never said this game wasn't generic. FF has always been character driven (although why they must grunt is beyond me), the world is just there to look pretty.
The only thing I'm saying is people are seriously overstating everything: A handful of Japanese don't like the game = "THEY ALL HATE IT TOO! I'M JUSTIFIED!" even though a great deal a fans reviewed it favorably.
LastDimensionAMV 1 year ago
Cloud 2.0 = Lighting
FF has always been Character driven but the worlds were usually more lively than this. FFX had a great world IMO and it had the same tunnel vision design as this. A good setting can help make the characters more interesting because their motivations are directly tied in to whats happening in the world around them. FFXIII's characters' motivations barely even tie into whats happing in the world for the most part and, as a result, don't feel connected to it.
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@IneedAbttrscreenname And a Japanese Retail store cuts price due to overstocking = "ZOMG! NOBODY IS BUYING IT! THEY NEVER SAID THEY WERE OVERSTOCKED AND THE PRICE DROP WAS TEMPORARY! OH NO!"
Or my favorite: Phil can't beat this boss = "THE BATTLE SYSTEM SUCKS!"
LastDimensionAMV 1 year ago
@LastDimensionAMV
I'm not sure why you're bringing up what's going on in Japan. I don't keep up with how games are being received there.
Any one who watches phil's channel knows that he tends to either suck at some games or miss obvious cues and instantly scream "shitty design". Hell, I think some of my smart-ass comments on his Bayonetta playthrough got me blocked from his main channel which is why I'm holding my tonuge here when it comes to actually commenting on his gameplay.
IneedAbttrscreenname 1 year ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname My bad someone had kept bringing it up on another video so I did a google search and found out they didn't know what they were talking about (which annoyed me).
I stopped watching Bayonetta because I knew I'd say something so obvious it'd offend people, when he couldn't find the exit after the intro.
LastDimensionAMV 1 year ago
I honestly have to admit this game looks boring. Usually when I watch phil's gameplay videos I want to play them, but this one really makes me want to avoid it. And I used to like FF games to. I hope Phil likes it though. Though I can't really tell. <_<
piehead678 1 year ago
Sucking on my cock!
Stroking on my balls TENDERLY!
GTGoingGoblin 1 year ago 6
wow this vid is entirely story -.-
awaman12 1 year ago
wow she like a japanees hooker
blueyeswhitedragon2 1 year ago
and they say that the game only opens up after 30 hrs omg why would i waste my time where i can play much better game than this piece of crap ahaha
zephir0t 1 year ago 2
I love how the time till the game opens up gets inflated every post is in mentioned in.
LastDimensionAMV 1 year ago
ff13 sucks face the reality ff12 is better
zephir0t 1 year ago 3
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I think Phil is trying to make fun of FF13.
His tone is very bias and cynical.
Actually FF13 is awesome. But this video makes looking bad on FF13.
Phil's comment on this video spoil greatness of FF13.
I don't wanna to watch his video anymore.
0531j1 1 year ago
Dude... what sane person WOULDN'T make fun of FF13?
If I were completely socially inept I would praise this milestone in Japanese storytelling!
hesknek5352 1 year ago 4
The story is simple. People these days are just idiots.
bradjeh 1 year ago
The story is pretty damn good....IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT! Pay attention to the time line and the days when it does the flashbacks. Some people arnt smart enough to figure this plot out i guess.
hulftan 1 year ago
Why should we even bother to understand the plot? The characters and the world are so fucking stupid so why should any non-hardcore-otaku care about what's going on?
hesknek5352 1 year ago
i agree with hulftan :D
Tharros24 1 year ago
Phil...you have probably great singing potential...not a joke....lolz though on the "Sucking on my cock" part.....the cock part had great vibrato.....and you have a great sense of tone
wiimasterplayer 1 year ago
This game isn't that bad, you guys are just looking down on it because of Phil's commentary. I just got to chapter 6 and I'm loving this game. Upgrading my weapons and characters is so addicting. x_x
There's suppose to be like, 17 chapters of the game and he's only on 5 right now. You can't judge the story by the opening.
KGhaleon 1 year ago
Actually about 23. Most secret trophies are trophies for completing chapters. There are about 25-30 secret trophies.
hulftan 1 year ago
Lmao he sounded like the teenager nerd from simpsons at 5:30
negima123 1 year ago
No thats just serah's theme. haha Leona lewis. u will know indefinitely.
negima123 1 year ago
PBS EVERY NIGHT!!!
iono404 1 year ago
Phil I have feeling that you will not finish FF13 by Tuesday and you're not even half way through the game. Just saying
Elite24able 1 year ago 2
Half way through the game is a good stopping point anyway, since the plot twist somehow manages to make the first half of the game seem like Japanese Shakespeare level storytelling by comparison
Jesus Square fucked up this game so bad
hesknek5352 1 year ago 4
FFXIII is a good game.the series is older than COD, and takes things out of box.for example its a damn rpg, its gonna take a while to beat the game and enjoy it. i agree the story is werid though.good job phil dont give up
rockingemo25 1 year ago
why does this dude having convo with girl beginning 1:25 looks twice her age...it looks like he is talking to his daughter rather then his GF...lol!!
Bluejaysforlyf 1 year ago
@Rolin900, "this game sucks out load"?? I love reading these hilarious terrible spelled comments that make no sense =P
F1ash220 1 year ago
you obviously knew what he ment
chaos2inferno 1 year ago
@chaos2inferno.... yes, but still i have to laugh sometimes =)
F1ash220 1 year ago
eh, i guess its ok since he was being a douche, as long as you dont correct everyone u c
chaos2inferno 1 year ago
dont worry i dont, and yes he was being a douche! I hate all the people that hate on so many of DSP's videos, although sometimes it can be quite funny =P
F1ash220 1 year ago
This plot is more confusing than Lady Gaga's fashion sense.
JstaffGaming 1 year ago 2
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id rather just have a blank screen and sounds of phil takin a dumb
Rolin900 1 year ago
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this game sucks out load . it fucking sucks it fucking blows a cows ass and there is no pay off for this peice of SHIT ! ahgahgahaga
Rolin900 1 year ago
gow3 please...
demonex360 1 year ago
@DrippyBrown you dumbass read his channel page
CoolBendyStraws 1 year ago
@DrippyBrown you dumbass don't you every read his channel
CoolBendyStraws 1 year ago 2
He has an officejob. I think customer service.
Silvererazor 1 year ago
Really give me his number so I can bother him
hesknek5352 1 year ago
wow this is getting dull
Zero2trace 1 year ago 2
@Zero2trace Why dull always something negative, I like it so far I watched all 42 parts and i will watch it till the end.
SilentEH 1 year ago
yeah i love the story it is not hard to follow i have this for the xbox 360 im on disk 2 this is what i like about this game its long its hard & it kills time so people can hate on this game all they want but it sold alot & u just dont get it :)
juliusramo 1 year ago
hahaha gay pirate phil ur channel is the only channel worth subsrcibing to
ChesirePlatapus 1 year ago
wow, this game is so fucking bad...
TheGreatRaper1 1 year ago 2
Just finished chapter 10. Man that shit was hard!
salado777 1 year ago
epic groaning at the last moment.
uh huh huh huh.... *Save screen comes out*
YES!!
DraggingMorons 1 year ago
God the story is so..."I love you,NO I LOVE YOU *sex*" So corny but I like it fun game, and everyone needs to stfu about saying this game sucks, most of you just say that cause most of you havn't played it.
MGS4GOFP 1 year ago
i can't believe ppl don't understand the story 0.0 its so easy to comprehend... maybe if you payed attention on the cut scenes then you would know whats going on...
terrork08 1 year ago
Phil, WTF are you doing playing this shit?
vkronosv 1 year ago 4
phil this is earlier, he hasn't proposed to her yet
Wogrim 1 year ago
he is not smart enough to figure it out lol
Tharros24 1 year ago
Oh man, Phil you're too funny!! lmfaaaoo
pulchritudeness 1 year ago
@DrippyBrown lol shes like half his size lol
mohameddasuki 1 year ago
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dude shut the fuck up you fuckin fag
JBoone1964 1 year ago
tbh from what ive seen ff10 looks better, i played that game several times over. This game's story doesnt seem as interesting and seems to take ages to get into.
DavidWasHere1991 1 year ago
dude shut fuck up you fuckin fag
JBoone1964 1 year ago
looks like a fucking gay pirate, ha
axford1 1 year ago
Dammit wheres Kermit the Frog playin a banjo in the swamp? lol
dedMasque 1 year ago
lol so..the game stops the cutscene and makes you walk 5 feet to get to another cutscene? i lol'd
xxpaintyxx 1 year ago 2
Btw, I find it kind of weird that EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this game has the same shape of their face.
Pistoldude2 1 year ago 4
Hahaha actually im enjoying this playthrough, because you're making fun of the game and I find that hilarious.
Pistoldude2 1 year ago 6
note this may be a spoiler so dont read this unless u know or tell me or agree thanks>>>>.yo phil ever heard of the guy withthese swords he has blue hair and his best friends the guys in the sunset in the think his half brother aand him try to kill each other and then blue hair guy fight the whole army of prick troones. then i think l8ter on he meets up with lighting
keroseng 1 year ago
I havent been watching the whole playthrough, but I get if people dont really get the story by only viewing the cutscenes and dialog. The characters speak about l'Cie, Fal'Cie, Purge, Pulse, Focus and other stuff like its the most natural thing, but they dont explain what each thing is, hence the confusion. I had to read the first 7-8 events and I pretty much get it. Reading like this shouldnt really be necessary, but I dont regret it one bit, as I actually get to follow the story now :P
biffen500 1 year ago
Yes, I did enjoyed FF13 but however not the best in the series.
Magaga89 1 year ago
You know Phil does not mean it.
Magaga89 1 year ago
People don't have the attention span to understand a great story like this. They'd rather go and kill aliens mindlessly because their brains can't comprehend stories.
tsurupettan66 1 year ago
No, the problem is that the ONLY way to truely grasp the story is by reading the Datalog entries which SHOULDN'T be nessasary. They should be able to tell the story through actual cutscenes and the datalog should serve as a means of making the world feel more alive. Look at the Codex for Mass Effect. It accomplished that perfectly and Phil praised it for that. The problem with this game is its too zoned in on it melodramatic characters and not enough on whats actually happening in the world.
IneedAbttrscreenname 1 year ago
Furthermore, any idiot could comprehend the this story. Anything confusing about the story has nothing to do with a lack of comprehension. It has to do with lack of good story telling. I was intrigued by the concept here, but its not being handled well at all. Lost Odessy had an equally if not more abstract concept and they managed to tell the story just fine. No excuse FFXIII to not do the same. And that's coming from someone who LOVES this game so far. (except the ho-hum emo story)
IneedAbttrscreenname 1 year ago 2
You can't possibly be trying to be a snob with a video game.
Jettie12 1 year ago
i wanted to buy this game but after watching up to video 42 of this playthrough I bought tales of vesperia instead. it has nothing to do with phil's gameplay or commentary(only reason i'm still watching) it's just the story plot seems to have been put together by two middle school kids. add the music and you got a very graphical sailor moon game. the guys are all weak(snow getting slapped around by light and fang) or gay(hope nough said) and the girls are super strong...
DaimenJ 1 year ago
That's good, Tales of Vesperia is easily the strongest JRPG this generation. I'm further than Phil's videos right now, and I'm still bored to tears. Apparently it gets really good come chapter 11 when everything comes together, but christ is it a long road there.
natearistata 1 year ago
so do you think it's worth a rent? or should i just not bother with it at all?
DaimenJ 1 year ago
Depends on how much time you have on your hands, really. It's an extremely long game. I'm at around 16 hours right now and not even close to halfway done. Also depends on your patience, lol. I'd say see how like Tales of Vesperia. If you -really- enjoy it, then this is worth at least a rent. But if you're kinda meh on ToV, this one will make you cry.
natearistata 1 year ago
There are also some other plotelements, like why each character is on this quest, but thats the mainstoryline.
Silvererazor 1 year ago
Actually the story isn't complicated. There is "Pulse": its a "underworld/hell"(at least everyone in cocoon thins so). Cocoon and Pulse were centurys ago in a war with each other. Now the cocoonpeople are afraid of the "Pulse". Also there are these godlike creatures: the Fal'cie. They created cocoon and pulse. The ones which look over/protect cocoon are Cocoon-Fal'cie and wich "rule" in Pulse, are Pulse-Fal'cie. Also there are minor Fal'cie, which don't care for the humans.
Silvererazor 1 year ago 2