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  • snow: we'll always be together

    dsp: ya untill we're apart and your dead

  • 6:06 lolz

  • lmao "nothing bad happens in delaware" XD

  • i do

    the people living on coocoon are being brainwahsed by the leaders which is amonstrous entioty called a fal cie that beings from the lower world pulse which is aplanet, are so dangerous that any one associated with pulse are dangerous and must be destroyed

  • actual ages:

    Lightning - 21

    Snow - 21

    Hope - 15

    Serah - 18

    Sazh - 40

    Vanille - 19 (Physically. Chronologically 519)

    Fang - 21 (Physically. Chronologically 521)

  • lol phill your totally wrong about delewer i live like 10 minutes from there and its filled wit crime and shit

    woot fail spelling strikes again

  • You know after taking 2 minutes to actually pay attention to the cut-scenes in the game I actually kinda understand it better now.

  • this game gets boring at times...we need ARI to make things intresting XD

  • Phils commentary is so awesome(funny), no wounder he is so popular.

  • From 0 : 01 to 4 : 25 Phils best commentary so far, I knew why i wanted to watch this

  • I laughed when you started that execution with dildo's thing and then Snow says: "You're kidding, right?" XD

  • Serah is freaking 11 and snow is 21, She broke up with snow because

    1: lightning told her hes a pedophile

    2:Shes in her period

  • @MrSomebody54

    Dude 11 Year old girls dont get the period thats disgusting, they start gettin it with 13 or 14 i just fell like i need to puke on your comment

  • @Zappafan1980 thanks fur the info

  • 3:10

    O come on.One goodbye fucking.

  • Lol Snow Got Beaten down by another girl XD

  • That song is actually Serah's theme, which is a vocal version of the game main's theme (The Promise).

  • is actually reasonable for serah look so small cuz kinda think of it my sister is 9 years older than me and still shorter than i am

    wat is not reasonable is that fucking snow is like fckin 2meters tall, like yao ming.

  • When snow says Sarah I think of collegehumor's phantom of the office saying sarah, for some odd reason.

  • She's not 13, she's just small...pervs.

  • at 5:29 when phil says SeRaaAaaAAH i laughed so much for some weird reason :/

  • at 6:10 he grabs her tits

  • @stevenpap in fact 2 videos ago he said he knew what was going on

  • japonese ppl are... wierd

  • That part with Snow and Serah was cute-looking, until Phil killed the seriousness with his commentary. Lawl!

  • Okay folks, listen up! I've done the research, and, apparently whenever a new ff game is announced, the fandom rejoices, but when it actually comes out, the immediate "fan" reaction is that its the worst ff game ever, and the entire series is "ruined forever". Thats why I always tune out mediocre critics, cynics like Phil (no offence), and legions of trolls who secretly buy the game anyway. Hypocrites. I swear, when ffversusXIII comes out, the response will be NO DIFFERENT. Just wait and see.

  • you sir = retarded

  • That is indeed the truth Phil.

  • They're 19 and 21 they can do whatever the hell they like.

  • then well move to Delaware.

  • serah 19 snow 21-23

  • that shitty music is definitely a motive to find her and shut it up

  • Wait a sec y do so many ppl bitch about phil bitching-He does but barely

  • omg you are the funniest comentator ever

  • Phil is funny "then we'll move to delaware...nothing bad happens in delaware"lol

  • @TheWoundedFalcon cutscenes are the best of final fantasy -.-

  • Man, I would have never known there is a Dealware unless Phil said it, I forgot about Delaware. LOLZ

  • I find it funny in a way that even by this point he hasn't figured out the Yellow Arrow on the compass points to the direction you need to move.

  • serah looks ten years younger than snow

  • if she never wears sleeves, how does no one notice that giant bran don her arm? :S

  • look at her arm she has a bandaid

  • I couldn't help laughing at you Phil, were you purposely being clueless that this scene between Snow and her took place before the firework engagement?

  • phil is too stupid to understand the story, or he's just not paying attention enough to.

  • how do you switch disks for xbox? it says to put disk 2 in so i do then i load and it says to put disk 1 in!!!

  • Phil does romantic scenes best.

  • why the fuck does this phil guy have to BITCH about every miniscule facet of the game!??! what a fucking queer. i wish i could somehow just mute his voice and not the game sounds.

  • Hey FSAnimal61grow up and go watch a difrent playthrough if you dont like this one ok you fag.

  • @ryangold125 Damn Right son

  • @FSAnimal61 bitch

  • girls aren't gay, their lesbian

  • Snow is a peadophile.

  • @IxBuLLeTPr0OfxI Just because she looks young doesn't mean she is. I myself am 24, yet I look like I should belong in high school. Believe it or not, I already graduated with a Bachelor's Degree.

  • 4:34 Hey, and what happened to that girl and the others. They haven't apear since like the first videos, right?

  • lmao...delaware

  • I understand the plot, the story, and the conflicts, but just like phil said, it's pointless

  • I'd look for the girl too.

  • is serah like 13 and snow 27 weird relationship

  • @Shemy96 is the ff world everything makes sence there

  • @Shemy96 Y not XD im pretty sur u love to fk serah too haha

  • @trdtdtd ya but atleast im only a year older :p

  • @Shemy96 Snow is about 22 and Serah is 18.

  • @Yay248 lol dude this comment is so old

  • @Shemy96 Just thought I'd answer your question.

  • i decided to look up the voice actor to that one bad guy Raines

    the same voice actor did Niles in Gears of War 2, i new he sounded familiar, the black guy for Sazh aparrantly has done a lot of work like the 2 transformers movies, and both Crank movies, along with other games

  • no friggen way...

    niles?

    dude i wish phil beats the crap out of him i hated niles in gears 2

    thanks for telling me this i now have something to look forward to

    and have a good day

  • ...Then we'll move to Delaware. Nothing bad ever happens in Delaware. Actually nothing at all happens in Delaware.

  • I wonder if FF13: Verses is going to be better than this one....not taking anything away from this game...yeah maybe the story doesn't top the previous games and vanelle's voice actor is totally meh, but to the ppl that are watching this...try the game out, you might actually enjoy it..i kno i am (i'm up to the bit wer you are Sazh and Vanelle and you have to face two bosses that look abit like behemots or however you spell it....total disaster i tell ya)

  • @supertronic08 i just beat them and they were easy

  • funny enough, after watching phil beat them helped me alot for some reason....i''m alot further into the game now...lol

  • The little that is known about Versus sounds really good. Hopefully the more we find out about it the less interesting it gets ie xiii.

  • Love this game.

  • Serah looks seven years old seriously. I never liked these types of FPS. The animations are crazy.

  • u mean rpg

  • @MrTeal8

    fps? it's an rpg

  • fuck that move to salina kamsas that place is fucking boring and i live there

  • I want a new ps3 game.. what should I get? please help. if you have an opinion phil please let me know

  • Like RPG's Final Fantasy

    Like Fighting games Tekken 6

    Like FPS'S BF BC 2 Or COD MW2

    Like Racing games: Wait till the new GT

  • GOW3

  • Don't think Phil will respond here to give you an answer.

    Anyway get GOD III that game is really good.

  • I just got past Chapter 7, i fucked up on the last boss... it has 5 targets, i targeted the wrong area first, but i beat it on the first try anyway. Great game so far... about 20 hour into it.

  • LMAO nothing bad ever happens in delaware

  • LOL

  • 0:00 I agree.

  • I'm not liking this game, Square really messed up what's with the summons this isn't a Michael Bay or Twiglight emo film :(

  • LOL!! ur like tearing this game a new one. its funny.

  • phil blue dragon and dragon ball incuding dragonballz are made by the same person

  • Hey look it was Sasuke at the beginning of the video. Seriously this game has a Naruto look-a-like and a Sasuke look-a-like.

    Although, I got to say later on the story gets pretty good.

  • GOD Phill don´t ever mention the Twilight movies again, they suck than the only reason to stand then its to get some. (i only sae the first half of the first one, then turned my ipod on, and closes my eyes, bye the end of the movie y just lied my ass off "yeah the movies was good, lets see the next one" hahaha like hell i would.

  • @Dosagu

    You are special.

  • Again, PHIL SAID MY LAST NAME AGAIN =)

  • I absolutely love how everyone judges this game without playing it lol makes me sick. I just got this and am fucking loving it. You know what everyones problem is? To high of expectations. Everyone thought mw2 was going to be awesome and for me atleast was complete shit. I guess everyone has their own opinion but how about you play the game first before you judge it eh?

  • @ApocalypticInferno23 Thanks man at least somebody realizes this is at least a decent game. Everybody else is so high on GoW 3 (I didn't even pre-order that thing....I dislike GoW and Hack & Slash games in general).

    I only watch Phil play to be entertained by his lack of common sense and ability.

  • @LastDimensionAMV whoa whoa whoa Gow titles are different from the usual generic hack and slashers

  • you are dumb fucks if you dont know whats going on, and these characters are hilariouis, tell me one western game that didnt have cliche space cowboys as he main characters

  • Madden 2010

    pwned ;)

  • I know I'll get alot of flak for this, but I'm just being straight here.

    The character development and story in this game is fundamentally flawed and at this rate it looks like SquareEnix has 2 options: (1) totally reinvent the series or (2) put the "final" in the final fantasy series and move on to something else.

    I'll stick with RPG's that have solid storylines and characters, like Mass Effect for example, until SquareEnix decides to do something better. Pretty graphics is not enough.

  • @vlweb3d this actually was the reinvent, it didn't pan out too well what with all the linearity and the lack of the airship to travel back to places in order to farm/power-level. Also Cutscenes weren't so abound in the past, I guess that's because ugly graphics made them wary.

    This storyline is actually pretty solid and the characters are quite fleshed out. Mass Effect has a bunch of cliche stock characters with a really generic storyline. But you Americans were never keen on originality.

  • Mass Effect story isn't supposed to be a character driven one. Its based around the universe its created and concentrates more on bringing that to life. Something FF has failed to do in this game. (epically)Further, I don't see how FFXIII is any LESS generic than you claim ME to be. Its the typical melodramatic square pedigree, complete with emo kids, the NPC girlfriend in distress, a Rikku/Selphie/Yuffie wannabe, a guy who stopped maturing mentally at the age of 14, and of course, Cloud 2.0

  • @IneedAbttrscreenname I have yet to see the Cloud 2.0 but I never said this game wasn't generic. FF has always been character driven (although why they must grunt is beyond me), the world is just there to look pretty.

    The only thing I'm saying is people are seriously overstating everything: A handful of Japanese don't like the game = "THEY ALL HATE IT TOO! I'M JUSTIFIED!" even though a great deal a fans reviewed it favorably.

  • Cloud 2.0 = Lighting

    FF has always been Character driven but the worlds were usually more lively than this. FFX had a great world IMO and it had the same tunnel vision design as this. A good setting can help make the characters more interesting because their motivations are directly tied in to whats happening in the world around them. FFXIII's characters' motivations barely even tie into whats happing in the world for the most part and, as a result, don't feel connected to it.

  • @LastDimensionAMV

    I'm not sure why you're bringing up what's going on in Japan. I don't keep up with how games are being received there.

    Any one who watches phil's channel knows that he tends to either suck at some games or miss obvious cues and instantly scream "shitty design". Hell, I think some of my smart-ass comments on his Bayonetta playthrough got me blocked from his main channel which is why I'm holding my tonuge here when it comes to actually commenting on his gameplay.

  • @IneedAbttrscreenname My bad someone had kept bringing it up on another video so I did a google search and found out they didn't know what they were talking about (which annoyed me).

    I stopped watching Bayonetta because I knew I'd say something so obvious it'd offend people, when he couldn't find the exit after the intro.

  • I honestly have to admit this game looks boring. Usually when I watch phil's gameplay videos I want to play them, but this one really makes me want to avoid it. And I used to like FF games to. I hope Phil likes it though. Though I can't really tell. <_<

  • Sucking on my cock!

    Stroking on my balls TENDERLY!

  • wow this vid is entirely story -.-

  • wow she like a japanees hooker

  • and they say that the game only opens up after 30 hrs omg why would i waste my time where i can play much better game than this piece of crap ahaha

  • I love how the time till the game opens up gets inflated every post is in mentioned in.

  • ff13 sucks face the reality ff12 is better

  • Dude... what sane person WOULDN'T make fun of FF13?

    If I were completely socially inept I would praise this milestone in Japanese storytelling!

  • The story is simple. People these days are just idiots.

  • The story is pretty damn good....IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT! Pay attention to the time line and the days when it does the flashbacks. Some people arnt smart enough to figure this plot out i guess.

  • Why should we even bother to understand the plot? The characters and the world are so fucking stupid so why should any non-hardcore-otaku care about what's going on?

  • i agree with hulftan :D

  • Phil...you have probably great singing potential...not a joke....lolz though on the "Sucking on my cock" part.....the cock part had great vibrato.....and you have a great sense of tone

  • This game isn't that bad, you guys are just looking down on it because of Phil's commentary. I just got to chapter 6 and I'm loving this game. Upgrading my weapons and characters is so addicting. x_x

    There's suppose to be like, 17 chapters of the game and he's only on 5 right now. You can't judge the story by the opening.

  • Actually about 23. Most secret trophies are trophies for completing chapters. There are about 25-30 secret trophies.

  • Lmao he sounded like the teenager nerd from simpsons at 5:30

  • No thats just serah's theme. haha Leona lewis. u will know indefinitely.

  • PBS EVERY NIGHT!!!

  • Phil I have feeling that you will not finish FF13 by Tuesday and you're not even half way through the game. Just saying

  • Half way through the game is a good stopping point anyway, since the plot twist somehow manages to make the first half of the game seem like Japanese Shakespeare level storytelling by comparison

    Jesus Square fucked up this game so bad

  • FFXIII is a good game.the series is older than COD, and takes things out of box.for example its a damn rpg, its gonna take a while to beat the game and enjoy it. i agree the story is werid though.good job phil dont give up

  • why does this dude having convo with girl beginning 1:25 looks twice her age...it looks like he is talking to his daughter rather then his GF...lol!!

  • @Rolin900, "this game sucks out load"?? I love reading these hilarious terrible spelled comments that make no sense =P

  • you obviously knew what he ment

  • @chaos2inferno.... yes, but still i have to laugh sometimes =)

  • eh, i guess its ok since he was being a douche, as long as you dont correct everyone u c

  • dont worry i dont, and yes he was being a douche! I hate all the people that hate on so many of DSP's videos, although sometimes it can be quite funny =P

  • This plot is more confusing than Lady Gaga's fashion sense.

  • gow3 please...

  • @DrippyBrown you dumbass read his channel page

  • @DrippyBrown you dumbass don't you every read his channel

  • He has an officejob. I think customer service.

  • Really give me his number so I can bother him

  • wow this is getting dull

  • @Zero2trace Why dull always something negative, I like it so far I watched all 42 parts and i will watch it till the end.

  • yeah i love the story it is not hard to follow i have this for the xbox 360 im on disk 2 this is what i like about this game its long its hard & it kills time so people can hate on this game all they want but it sold alot & u just dont get it :)

  • hahaha gay pirate phil ur channel is the only channel worth subsrcibing to

  • wow, this game is so fucking bad...

  • Just finished chapter 10. Man that shit was hard!

  • epic groaning at the last moment.

    uh huh huh huh.... *Save screen comes out*

    YES!!

  • God the story is so..."I love you,NO I LOVE YOU *sex*" So corny but I like it fun game, and everyone needs to stfu about saying this game sucks, most of you just say that cause most of you havn't played it.

  • i can't believe ppl don't understand the story 0.0 its so easy to comprehend... maybe if you payed attention on the cut scenes then you would know whats going on...

  • Phil, WTF are you doing playing this shit?

  • phil this is earlier, he hasn't proposed to her yet

  • he is not smart enough to figure it out lol

  • Oh man, Phil you're too funny!! lmfaaaoo

  • @DrippyBrown lol shes like half his size lol

  • tbh from what ive seen ff10 looks better, i played that game several times over. This game's story doesnt seem as interesting and seems to take ages to get into.

  • dude shut fuck up you fuckin fag

  • looks like a fucking gay pirate, ha

  • Dammit wheres Kermit the Frog playin a banjo in the swamp? lol

  • lol so..the game stops the cutscene and makes you walk 5 feet to get to another cutscene? i lol'd

  • Btw, I find it kind of weird that EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this game has the same shape of their face.

  • Hahaha actually im enjoying this playthrough, because you're making fun of the game and I find that hilarious.

  • note this may be a spoiler so dont read this unless u know or tell me or agree thanks>>>>.yo phil ever heard of the guy withthese swords he has blue hair and his best friends the guys in the sunset in the think his half brother aand him try to kill each other and then blue hair guy fight the whole army of prick troones. then i think l8ter on he meets up with lighting

  • I havent been watching the whole playthrough, but I get if people dont really get the story by only viewing the cutscenes and dialog. The characters speak about l'Cie, Fal'Cie, Purge, Pulse, Focus and other stuff like its the most natural thing, but they dont explain what each thing is, hence the confusion. I had to read the first 7-8 events and I pretty much get it. Reading like this shouldnt really be necessary, but I dont regret it one bit, as I actually get to follow the story now :P

  • Yes, I did enjoyed FF13 but however not the best in the series.

  • You know Phil does not mean it.

  • People don't have the attention span to understand a great story like this. They'd rather go and kill aliens mindlessly because their brains can't comprehend stories.

  • No, the problem is that the ONLY way to truely grasp the story is by reading the Datalog entries which SHOULDN'T be nessasary. They should be able to tell the story through actual cutscenes and the datalog should serve as a means of making the world feel more alive. Look at the Codex for Mass Effect. It accomplished that perfectly and Phil praised it for that. The problem with this game is its too zoned in on it melodramatic characters and not enough on whats actually happening in the world.

  • Furthermore, any idiot could comprehend the this story. Anything confusing about the story has nothing to do with a lack of comprehension. It has to do with lack of good story telling. I was intrigued by the concept here, but its not being handled well at all. Lost Odessy had an equally if not more abstract concept and they managed to tell the story just fine. No excuse FFXIII to not do the same. And that's coming from someone who LOVES this game so far. (except the ho-hum emo story)

  • You can't possibly be trying to be a snob with a video game.

  • i wanted to buy this game but after watching up to video 42 of this playthrough I bought tales of vesperia instead. it has nothing to do with phil's gameplay or commentary(only reason i'm still watching) it's just the story plot seems to have been put together by two middle school kids. add the music and you got a very graphical sailor moon game. the guys are all weak(snow getting slapped around by light and fang) or gay(hope nough said) and the girls are super strong...

  • That's good, Tales of Vesperia is easily the strongest JRPG this generation. I'm further than Phil's videos right now, and I'm still bored to tears. Apparently it gets really good come chapter 11 when everything comes together, but christ is it a long road there.

  • so do you think it's worth a rent? or should i just not bother with it at all?

  • Depends on how much time you have on your hands, really. It's an extremely long game. I'm at around 16 hours right now and not even close to halfway done. Also depends on your patience, lol. I'd say see how like Tales of Vesperia. If you -really- enjoy it, then this is worth at least a rent. But if you're kinda meh on ToV, this one will make you cry.

  • There are also some other plotelements, like why each character is on this quest, but thats the mainstoryline.

  • Actually the story isn't complicated. There is "Pulse": its a "underworld/hell"(at least everyone in cocoon thins so). Cocoon and Pulse were centurys ago in a war with each other. Now the cocoonpeople are afraid of the "Pulse". Also there are these godlike creatures: the Fal'cie. They created cocoon and pulse. The ones which look over/protect cocoon are Cocoon-Fal'cie and wich "rule" in Pulse, are Pulse-Fal'cie. Also there are minor Fal'cie, which don't care for the humans.