HATE FLAVOR

[purplegecko13]

Me: *watches, reads comments, watches again*

I REGRET NOTHING.

[ClaireR1212123]

OHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHIT­OHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCK

ILOVETHIS

[hope4thebest43]

*just relizes what it acctualy was* *breaks into totaly laugh attack* *dad comes up* dad: what are you laughingat? me: .________________.;;;;;;;;;;;;­;;;;;;;;;; nooooothing.... dad: what? me:... *quietly oppens google images and serches "buckets"* dad:...WHAT!?!?!?! me: *turns computer arround* PORN! dad:.... thats just a bunch of buckets.... me: EXACTLY!]dad: backs away sloooooowly. *dad now gone* me: *replay video* I REGRET NOTHING!

[ThePieinator1]

If I was John or even just mean I would eat tht pizza sooo hard ;D

[sobored671]

everyone knows john is bisexual

he just still feels societal pressure, like equious does

[BelgianBabe99]

IT'S A DICK IN A BOX! /shot

[Narutoclone77]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONNON­ONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON­ONONONONONONONONONONONON UNSEEUNSEEUNSEEUNSEEUNSEEUNSEE­UNSEEUNSEEUNSEEUNSEE

[censoredlove99]

Thats not pizza .__.

[FrostFoxChick]

The crippling shame when it's the seventeenth time you've watched this and you just figured out that wasn't pizza.

[TimTheShorty]

DOITFAGGOT

[Daywalker727]

Homestuc-fic gone wrong.

[SolinariXi]

...get someone to open the box. 5 slam their face into the box. 6 (this is censored).

[Left4DeadSounds]

...wh4t.

[smartgirl889]

*reading comments* ...wait....ITS NOT PIZZA!? o_e oh god....

[ChainmailleAddiction]

fuck,ive had to deal with rule 34 5 TIMES TOO MANY. ITS LIKE A FUCKING GAME NOW.I GET TO RATE HOW MUCH SOMETHING WILL FUCK ME UP WHEN I VIEW. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I WANTTO TY SOMETHING NEW BUT IT SEEMS EVERY OTHER VIDEO IS A SEXUAL REFERENCE,OR ACT OF SOME SORT.IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT MY CHILDHOOD NOT BE FUCKED BY THESE PEOPLE? I HAD TO WATCH 2GIRLS1CUP TWICE TO EVEN FUNCTION RELATIVELY NORMAL AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK,PEOPLE.PRETTY SOON<ILL HAVE TO WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE ABOUT IT. YES,IT EXISTS.

[xXEmoInvaderMirXx]

For the longest time I thought it was pizza o_e.........

[Wolfpetal]

It took me forever to get that it was Karkat's thwangadang o.o

[AkitaKey]

@Wolfpetal Yes me too...I thought it was John's foot..... ''>_>

[Sherlylox]

@Wolfpetal i just sat here for like 5 minutes laughing at the word thwangadang

[FanSoulEater]

h-h-how did youtube allow this

[CheetoPasta]

EAT THE PIZZA JOHN......... EAT THE PIZZA

[Cheetree1]

0:25

togetherplz

[MonicaChan14]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

---

OK. I exploded.

[WhataUlookinAt]

. . . .I didn't even see. . .what was in the box. . .the first time. And I still laughed. And faved. Watched it again. . .did not regret it.

[IkkiTousen101]

....

[destructiondragon360]

The punchline and how I only noticed it the second time around.

[seafireofatlantis]

this flavor is wicked delicios

[SegaFan64]

IT'S HIS DICK IN A BOX.

No wait, his bone bulge?

Shit, I fucked it up :(

[Doodletimez]

I have a feeling that was not pizza in the box.....

[burningflurber]

It's my alien mating organism in a box.

[animelove125]

karkat disliked this video , reloaded the page then disliked it again x24

[wereboyscout]

@animelove125 All past present and future KKs disliked it XD

[Ritsukono]

lol your John voice sounds like ''Morel Oral''

[yurichan99x13]

oh kar, if only you gavve that pizza to me.

[ultimateninjaboi]

the fuck did i just watch...?

[nightviolet506]

uM.......wHY DID gAMZEE SEND ME THIS LINK? i AM REALLY DISTURBED NOW.

[2Dswife459]

D---> O-Oh...I uh....N-Need a towel....*sweats*

[IdkWtfLolLmao]

1 KN3W Y0U W0ULD CH00S3 M3 K4RK4T! :D

[NekiiFTW]

@IdkWtfLolLmao

JOHN WHY 4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO D1SGU1S3 YOURS3LF 4S M3 YOUR3 DO1NG 1T WRONG

[iluvpurpleandblack]

lolz i din't know that would happen XD

[Oemelmuff]

i just watched porn on youtube *le gasp* D:

[breandtacos]

Ahh 3 xD

[dysfunctionalangel1]

O.O oh my... *covers mouth* (<---my reaction to the end of the video)

[furygeist]

It...it's beautiful.

[GermanKatNyaah]

karkat you pixie whore.. (my insult)

[ThisLittleSnowflake]

WOAH

"What flavor is it?"

"HATE"

LOL

[OriginalLemming]

Thus did Johnkat shippers rejoice.

[DrDakka]

c**k in a box?

[LieutenantLeto]

"maybe we can talk about this?"

"NO."

I love how cute and adorable they look and sound in this is in total contrast to the subject matter. xD

[ac1derin6]

:33 < time to draw them now! they're so cute!

[skyjonez]

The funny thing is...I just read the part where John said He's not a homosexual in the story!!!!!!! SO NOW THIS MAKES A LOT OF MOTHERFUCKING SENSE!!!! XD

[XRockCatX]

wh-what just happended?

[Haights]

SIX.

SOLAR.

SWEEPS.

[MooseyFate01]

The first time I watched this I didn't realize Karkat's uhmm... thing was in the box. xD And now I'm watching it again and I finally understand this. o_o

[AnymesLittleJester]

There's no bucket.

Why did Karkat forget the bucket.

[Dibydoo12345]

@CarcioGenecist

KaRkAt, I tApEd ThE wHoLe ThInG. yOu CaN't DeNy It, BeSt FrIeNd. :o)

[capriciouslyTerminal]

step one, get a box

step two, put your-

[YouW00t]

Dick in my Pizza Box

[Arakayified]

Wh...

Woah. .-.

[NekiiFTW]

Then Karkat left,

And John had nightmares. And so did I.

[DaPsychocat]

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !!! HELP !!

[DaleksinTopHats]

It's 12 am i have school tomorrow what am i doing with my life

[PrincesTomboy]

You know... now that Jane has been introduced... unless she's a homosexual Karkat has a pretty good chance.

[Ceatmilefailte]

................I love you........

[TheSupremelyEvilOne]

Oh god I love this

[minimaylie]

lulz, eat that sweet pizza john, don't ask

[s1005957]

I.....I......where are my pills I'm about to bust a blood vessel in anger....

[PeterDivine]

0:56 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A TALKING FACE TO YOU.

[Kitashell7]

I'm not a homosexual Karkat...but the pizza looks yummy *slapped*

[MineCraftRussia]

How's it going mr. cool guy?

oh shit is ice cold up in here

shit is wicked bananas up in here i am telling you

[Cristel]

:55 UNACCEPTABLE. TWELVE SWEEPS DUNGEON. NO TRIALS.

[AnimeOrigami]

What's the music from? o.e

[CarcinoGenetisist]

YOU CANT PROVE THIS HAPPENED!THIS NEVER HAPPENED!...AS FAR AS YOUR CONCERNED...

[Sherlylox]

@CarcinoGenetisist totally

totally

winks

[animemangatou]

@Sherlylox KarKat is NOT a homesexual uhh >:3

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

@CarcinoGenetisist,

HOT SHIT.

[seafireofatlantis]

@CarcinoGenetisist sweet idea using homestuck usernames 2 comment on homestuck vids

[d3m0nicpk]

@CarcinoGenetisist BUT YOU CANNOT DENY THAT YOU OWN A HOT $HIT SHIRT.

YOU'RE WEARING IT RIGHT NOW AREN'T YOU?

[phase866]

KAWAII desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desudesudesudesu

[ColonelTwisty]

@phase866 sugoiiiii dseuudse desu

[Kawaiigirl06]

Omg I can't air! What is oxygen!

[youxwantxmyxkeyblade]

OMG YES. xD This is amazingness~ <3

[MsStarryDreams]

It seems like that was some delicious hate-flavored-pizza-pie.

Or not. Perhaps it was hate flavored dick with an extra coating of hate and loathing. But that's just me. :D

[topvideo]

LOOK, SIMBA!

ALL THE THINGS LIGHT TOUCH

IS HOMESTUCK

LET ME TEACH YOU

ABOUT HOMESTUCK.

[iNOMcoffeeANDsouls]

karkats shirt XD XD hot $hit

[santoys98]

...pie flavor lol

[RikaKatsuki]

lawl love Karkat's shirt

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

I BET IT TASTES LIKE WILD CHERRIES

[KokiriEmerald]

... wow. LOL. Pizza will never be the same for either of them.

[topvideo]

@KokiriEmerald Want some pizza

[KokiriEmerald]

@topvideo Oh God, no. D:

[topvideo]

@KokiriEmerald No

we are going to enjoy this shit together

you are a homosexual because I'm a girl and I assume you are too

We are not talking about that

this pizza is hate flavor.

[KokiriEmerald]

@topvideo Oh man, my secret is out.

I guess

I'll just go with it

[Realalovesme]

Ohmygod...

LOLOLOL

[Kaern15]

I want my 5 seconds of life back...

What the fuck was that ?!

[Sherlylox]

@Kaern15 that my friend

was the sound

of homestuck

[topvideo]

@Kaern15 that was pure awesomeness.



[topvideo]

@Kaern15 5 seconds 1:05 seconds to go

[Froggies224]

@Kaern15 Witch five seconds, the, This is a weird starting five seconds, The, is what I think is happening about to happen five seconds, or the, did I just watch porn five seconds???

[theycallmemagic]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE >.> 

[FearItFerret666]

john. JOHN. WHY ARE YOU SO ADERPABLE?

[Tomyotan]

And not a single fuck was given that day....rather there were blowjobs.

[NiimuraKyo1313]

@Tomyotan AHHH! I KNOW THAT REFERENCE! XP (Still funny)

[ChocoboSasuke1]

HAHAHA WTF!? SO EPIC~

[fluff3hpill0w]

aaslfkj LOL U CAN'T

WHAT IS AIR?!

[Excaliburproxy]

Is this a blowjob on youtube?

I am pretty sure that is what this is.

[narutohalo123]

@Excaliburproxy indeed it is.

[XxXxTACOSxXxX]

0:55 that is all.

[arbitraryGamblignant]

7 people hate hate-flavored pizza disguised as a dick in a box.

[xXnoatjeeeXx]

WHAHAHAHA 8'D

[PickledCabages]

Oh gog i am a horrible person for laughing hysterically at this video.

[meowthecow1995]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[narutohalo123]

DX oh man XD this is just.... oh man XD

[Narianna4sama]

3333333HHHHHH H3H3H3H3H3, K3RK3T, HOW COM3 YOU N3V3R ORD3R3D M3 PIZZ4????

<333333333333

1 C4NT W41T TO T3LL 3R1D4N 4BOUT TH1S

[carcinoGeneticist612]

FUN FACT: TROLLS HAVE TWO DICKS. A HATE DICK AND A LOVE DICK.

NEITHER OF WHICH WILL BE USED ON THIS FUCKASS.

[PrincesTomboy]

@carcinoGeneticist612 Wait, so when you say "fuck you" cause you hate someone, you mean it?

damn Karkat you must own alot of buckets then.

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

@carcinoGeneticist612,

Only Sollux has two dicks.

Or does he have four..?

..Oh gog.

[TramatizedPanda]

That would suck...

If he bit it off...

That's some nasty shit right there...

[osweetie246]

why is he holdin it like th- OH MY GOD

[InvaderPalkia]

...this video made my day... XD

[KawaiiNekoArtist]

I MADE YOU A PIZZA!

oh boy, what flavor?

HATE FLAVOR

*guitar*

[cooljapangurl]

@KawaiiNekoArtist Someone seriously needs to make a video of this. My life would be complete >BT

[LysanderAoi]

Ohthispairing.

OhhhThisvideo.<3

MAHOTPFUCKERS. -Dies-

[Kewl123Girl]

i just realized it says HOT $HIT on Karkat's t-shirt. I always thought it was HOLY $HIT. lol~

[KittyKatKallie]

OH MY GOG

[pudinthemushroomhead]

Yo, KaRkAt, DiDn't kNoW YoU LiKe dIcKs aNd sHiT...

[Sherlylox]

@pudinthemushroomhead WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN. YOURE THE ONE THAT WAS LIKE OH KARKAT YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR MIRACLES. DONT EVEN TRY TO PLAY THE IM A FUCKING IDIOT CARD ON ME.

...

WAIT

YOU WERE DRUGGED.

OKAY FUCK.

YOU DIDNT HEAR FROM ME

[theycallmemagic]

@pudinthemushroomhead uHH,, gAMZEE nOT tO bE rUDE bUT dONT yOU uHHH yOU kNOW lIKE mE nOT iN tHE hATE wAY bUT uHH ,,, iN tHE mATESPRITE wAY ??

[pudinthemushroomhead]

@theycallmemagic I ThInK YoU MiGhT NoT Be tHe rEaL TaV, bRo. YoUr qUiRk iS AlL FuCkEd uP

[xxxKasumiixxx]

What is this music from? It's so familiar but I can't remember ;  ;

[Sherlylox]

@xxxKasumiixxx lucky star :-*

[xxxKasumiixxx]

@Sherlylox

oh jeez now i feel silly haha

thank you!

[PrincessAngstYT]

Hey John! Does it taste like hate? ;D

[CPJThunde]

...... I am sad to say I ship this pairing.... Don't hate me -Hides behind box-

[Sherlylox]

@CPJThunde its ok bro i do too ;-*

[theycallmemagic]

@Sherlylox i ship bro and john ... as " bro's sexual fantasy" cuz john has never met bro or spoken to him well not yet at least even if he's dead

[Sherlylox]

@theycallmemagic hmm, never heard of brojohn

sounds hot?????????????????idk

[linkphan123]

I just had a happy.

[roidroid]

uHHHHHH

[Sherlylox]

@roidroid TAVROS GET OUT. IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN YOU JUST STARE IN AWE AT MY LARGE BONE BULGE. GO LOOK AT YOUR OWN. OR GAMZEES. HIS IS BIG. DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW THAT OR YOU ARE GOING TO RECEIVE MY FOOT UP YOUR RUMP.

[dontmindmees]

It's my dick in a box~

[TheHomestuck]

@dontmindmees Dick in a bun.

[SuperNateclark]

ummm karkat .... "SUCK MY DICK" is just a figure of hateful speech not..... this....

[Sherlylox]

@xianmao1340 get out you stalker

[TheJVloggers]

um yum... penis?

[Sherlylox]

mfw 413 views

[TaylorFancy]

oh what a silly banana

[AkumuKeayo]

Lucky Star...?

Fuck yeah.

[idiotbot9000]

BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA

[1StrangeDisease]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[IceClanCats]

the music a lil too loud but otherwise i love this

[bunnybackinthebox]

i can't handle the music. oh god i can't breathe.

[Sherlylox]

@bunnybackinthebox deal wwith it

[Overrwatcher]

Karkat, I am a homosexual