Geering: You do not need to kill the General, we have already arranged to kill the General... Do you not see? That if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the Gateau from the Chateau!
that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau
Oh, Rene! You do not need to kill the general.We have already aranged to kill the general. Do you not see, that if we kill him with the pill from the till, by making it with the drug in the jug, we need not light the candle with the handle from the gateau from the chateau.
do you not see that if we kill him whit the pill from the till by making the drug in the jugg who need no candle to the handel from the catto from the chatto.
Ahh I miss Hans. He was one of the best characters in Allo Allo. At times he was the one who got the comedy going (apart from Herr Flick of course). Its such a pity that he had to leave after season 3.
"Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making it with the drug in the jug you need not light the candle with the handle of the gateau from the chateau" CLASSIC xD
According to Sam Kelly (the actor who played Hans Geering) "Hans was just too lazy to say the whole sentence" so he just joined in on the end.... "tler". He disscussed it in a BBC special in 2007.
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GameDeciderFG 5 months ago
why do they want to kill him?
girlsrule713 5 months ago
The Best bit ever!!
SilverDarkHorse 6 months ago
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therodent7 7 months ago
Hahaha I love hans' voice, it's so funny. Plus, what he says makes it even funnier
LACO777alessio 7 months ago
Try saying that 5 times very fast.
moddy121 8 months ago
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heil hitler, heil hitler, ..tler! LOL hahaha
dvajcabeztrojca 1 year ago
Geering: You do not need to kill the General, we have already arranged to kill the General... Do you not see? That if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the Gateau from the Chateau!
René: Simple plots are always the best.
vonbiron 1 year ago 29
i cant exspress how happy i am that i bought the series, well worth the 300 bucks
MYBATTLEBRIDE 1 year ago
My brother started to watch the show after seeing this scene on tv.
skepticaldemocrat 1 year ago
Best episode ever, LOL
LidiLady 1 year ago
that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau
Metysis 1 year ago 7
@Metysis simple plots are always the best.
klanders988 6 months ago
can someone translate what he is sayin :P
klmnjo 1 year ago
I love allo allo. I can watch it day and night and not get bored. This clip is one of my best clips.
220989NW 1 year ago 6
haha I love the voice of hans :"D "..tler"
FantasyFreak1988 1 year ago 8
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Oh, Rene! You do not need to kill the general.We have already aranged to kill the general. Do you not see, that if we kill him with the pill from the till, by making it with the drug in the jug, we need not light the candle with the handle from the gateau from the chateau.
vonbiron 1 year ago
if u say 'tler' really fast it does sound a bit like 'clop'...
gillesowns 1 year ago 6
oh rene.
you do not need to kill the general.
we have already aranged to kill the general.
do you not see that if we kill him whit the pill from the till by making the drug in the jugg who need no candle to the handel from the catto from the chatto.
simple plots are always the best
TheWW2nerd 1 year ago 3
sam kelly and danny kaye (in the court jesters) are perhaps the only two actors who can perform something like this and make it look so easy
chefmickeyw 2 years ago
And the vessle with the pessle has the pellet with the poisen, while the chalace from the palace has the brew that is true. wait is that right?
ligonater 2 years ago
it sounds like klop or tlop or plop but it his Tler!
ntakaka 2 years ago
damnit man, listen to the show, it sounds nothing like 'tler
Hepathos 2 years ago
Ahh I miss Hans. He was one of the best characters in Allo Allo. At times he was the one who got the comedy going (apart from Herr Flick of course). Its such a pity that he had to leave after season 3.
123market456 2 years ago 67
"Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making it with the drug in the jug you need not light the candle with the handle of the gateau from the chateau" CLASSIC xD
CurlingBulka 2 years ago 8
loved this in allo allo, one of the funniest moments :)
swedehead07 4 years ago 3
Hans was great.
Shame he left early......
dinamydog 4 years ago 88
And he's cute!
anneofgreengiggles 4 years ago 2
lol
HurricaneBoy1987 5 years ago
lol he is one of the funiest charecters, along with gruber. "are you one of them?"
"vell... it vas very lonely on the russian front."
855muppet855 5 years ago 2
i'm so sorry to correct you, but hans actually says "TLER", however he says it very quickly so it sounds a bit like "clop".
anyano1 5 years ago
Ohh; I allways thought it was Club.
Satters 5 years ago
I think that makes it even more funny, if thats even possible! :) Hans was one of a kind. Shame he didnt stay on for the whole season.
mmcornick 4 years ago
try saying it a german accent and u'll see
UniqueX 4 years ago
i'm sure he says: "plop", not clop or tler or anything like that
BanzaiTV 4 years ago
No, he always says Klopt, is german for ditto.
You could hear it most clearly in the first season.
Hepathos 3 years ago
According to Sam Kelly (the actor who played Hans Geering) "Hans was just too lazy to say the whole sentence" so he just joined in on the end.... "tler". He disscussed it in a BBC special in 2007.
anyano1 3 years ago 6
Agree,and he's 'tler' is so fast and so loud that it sounded like clop or klop.
Wathyreckk 2 years ago 3
@Hepathos he says it in the return of allo allo special
its the last gasp of air of heil hitler
so he shouts TLER
rizzah69 2 years ago
Hans is so cute!
CLOP!
Iheartthelivingend 5 years ago
Aww, love it!! Hans sure can say complicated stuff very fast! XD I don't have that episode. Can you upload the whole one?
KarrieDreammind 5 years ago