'Techno' Rave Church Service

[mat31new]

next improvement to church; pole-dancing.

[DividedUnity1]

I think me and diagonal have different opinions on what an "all-out rave is" lol

[boobooin1981]

ХуйнЯ

[blindfoldblaster]

Tonight, GOD IS A DJ!!!!

[lavachoke]

holy party anthem rock, batman!

[jabbarman04]

Somewhere in Sweden, a dubstep Satanic church should be taking place

[CrazySoon9413]

God must've crazy too !

[messitup]

someone might break through.

[RichoBoy]

I actually went to school with that vicar. He's a really nice fun guy. I wish him all the best.

[maxxsas]

Where is priest solo break dance? :D

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

Europeans are depraved.. you must entice them with flashing lights and obnoxious music to get them to do anything. lol

[thesood]

0:55 wow i need some church in my life

[christophbell2]

Whatever works I guess.

[wemakepies]

:D

[wallaballakalla]

Sad thing theyr not playing techno tho.

[samuriguy909]

im an atheist but i would go here

[JKIderstand7]

buahhh menuda polla d iglessiaa jaja dios q guapo.....si todas las misas fueran asi no tendria ningun problema en ir a visitarte

[jones221189]

not in the house of god buddy, they basically taking the devil into the house of god and embracing him.i guess Innovation has no boundaries.so sad...

[landonu12]

@jones221189 you're one of those Christians that can't stand it when people do it differently, you didn't even capitalize God's name... you're less Godly than these people i bet probably

[brampa]

Hail Thor, may the Æsir conquer Scandinavia once again!

[Asamighost]

i bet jesus is laughing...

[Sarato]

I live in Stockholm. How could I miss this?

[Mrfisteration]

wow, I can smell the desperation to here...

[Neylonx]

lol home-made EDM, one light, and a bunch of christians, with no alcohol.

sounds ammaazzinngg

[deathstreaks]

why do it in a curch? just go and do it in some random basement, really being there for the music does not ever mean that they like christianity

[TheWhotte]

1:03

[itsanepicname]

God Rave!!!

[kuXShortguy]

There is no joys with religon..

[haha199012]

Suck

[BiffPenrich]

Hahah yeah, "allout techno rave" seems seems fag to me

[OPBjorn]

Herregud... Enda anledningen till att de är så glada för lite ljus och eurotechno ala' 98 är att de aldrig har varit på en vanlig nattklubb. Tråkigt att dem alltid försöker lura ungdomarna med en massa lull-lull runt omkring religionen när det ändå helt baseras på talande ormar och hat emot oliktänkande.

[Antoen686]

@OPBjorn indeed

[TheAlmostTV]

This feels so wrong

[AllahhallaMohammed]

Meanwhile in Sweden

[f00g3n]

Why not go to a real rave with proper fuckin drugs? Damnit guys we are suposed to be a secular country!

[xjoe619x]

i wonder how many little kids drink they have spinked then raped

[BrutalicaOfficial]

Lol...only in sweden :P

[Studi037]

lamest. rave. ever.

[medtrestoraa]

never thought i'd find this searching for church techno

[TheNigerianScammer]

i want to move to sweden from nigeria

[Jaskatzu]

Dear neighbours, I suddenly like your country a lot more.

[Scwirul]

This is daft :/

[xxDeadlyMohawkx]

i didn't know we had that in sweden

[xxDeadlyMohawkx]

tumma upp om du förstår!

[Nnnarekkk]

I wouldn't get me into the church...

[amaqula]

Well......the music sounds boring and repetitive.....and I'm not sure it is a real Catholic Mass. But it might bring people back to the faith before Islam takes over. CATHOLIC STATE for the future!

[speedfiend57]

Is that a Catholic Church? It's so unusual to see a mass celebrated like a Christian Ministry's service.

[abellodlm]

0:55 girl watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anginman123]

its obvious the kids only go for a place to take pills and get messy of ketamine, i know where i would be going on friday nights in sweden.....

[sanjoek1]

omfg nice one .. finallly they did it!!



[HungDGunn]

lol!



[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Probably the only church I could go to that I don't get bored out of my tits in 5 minutes. But, like all churches, it's still probably a load of shite.

[sefrzan]

so many virgins nice

[viperxeon]

Gotta love the Swedes.

[MrLazyEyes]

How very christian of them.

[DanielConvalescence]

This looks like a clut..



[Robin2475]

I'd actually go to church if our place was like this lol.

[heavenlyplaya]

Red Nechno

[luzifer413]

Better then the normal masses, better and moderner image than the old boring stuff x)... But it won't turn me into a christian.

[DJGodmanDJ]

sooooo silly!

[xXxSnakierWolfxXx]

Damn sweed's and they're vierd way of life ...

[diagonaluk]

who would attend this Church??

[frenchtoastmafia21]

@diagonaluk ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrYuricko]

@diagonaluk Um ...no one because you can listen to techno music at home without being brainwashed

[bbbbbb222222]

@diagonaluk I know I would. And I don't give a fuck about religion.

[cheesypoohalo]

@diagonaluk Who wouldn't?

[zihmelve]

@diagonaluk fools.

[WHIREAS]

@diagonaluk Impressionable imbeciles would. And that is precisely what they are. Fuck the church.

[BlackMasterRoshi]

@diagonaluk Electrochrist?

[BigTeaWrecks]

@diagonaluk i would

[Dinobattleman2999]

@diagonaluk I will XD

[monkeybeat30]

@diagonaluk I WOULD.

[thuesen207]

@diagonaluk i would fucking go to church every sunday in this awesome church!

[andrewjstockwell]

@diagonaluk I think you mean who wouldn't attend this church!

[arbitar222]

@diagonaluk erm i would XD lolz

cmon a rave in a church ?? lolz awsome

[ultimatebuzz1]

God was a dj faithless

[thenicknicknick]

weird.. old guys were like .. uuhh

[Catzonfire188]

DJ Jesus on the track

When they hear those phat beats the crowd parts like the red sea

[kingjowl]

where da bitches at!

[bunkstr]

ahahahah wow

[R4WC0D3R]

"....but the bible readings and hymns are replaced with modern dance music...." Doesn't sound like church anymore ;P

[Kratax]

Yeah, church is not good to be boring... but it is not a place of partying either. I think some third solution would be better. Like but up colorful artistic lights, have music etc, but not raving.

[thenicknicknick]

@Kratax oya

[lmcdowall]

Okay... who put acid in the holy water again?

[SebastianB18]

jesus be in da corner like: eyy boi lookin for a gud tiime?

[thenicknicknick]

@SebastianB18 haha sellin the shit?

[bilyisbored92]

To all party people, get choking on this bass!

Antifact with Jesus on the stage.

All get set, we are ready to engage!

You're the one selected as a victim of my praise.

[thenicknicknick]

@bilyisbored92 nice

[flashpeter91]

uhm, maybe coz you can't rly dance or make out in church?!

[dildomerchant]

FUCKING AWESOME idea, money,money,money

[dildomerchant]

FTW!!!! RELIGION DIED FOR IT'S OWN SINS, not me,

[cannabudsguru]

sorry I don't think this is acceptable, I only go to german techno church

[Xdemonheart93X]

where is them hardcore music at?

i dont hear any

[Youareamorondude]

-"I see god!"

-"No dude its the ecstasy" lol

[Bezilon]

And this is where I unsubscribe...

[anonymousstormchaser]

No..just no.

[Cryzallite]

i'll go... but only for the girl at 0:55

[InsideLimeTV]

This is so rad

[allenlefoofy2]

This is ridiculous. Holy places are supposed to be peaceful.

[InsideLimeTV]

@allenlefoofy2 Not your style of church? Don't go there! It's pretty simple.

[SkylineG35tuner]

they have Christian rap, why not techno.

[vilane421]

DO YOU SEE THE (STROBE) LIGHT(S)!?!?

*Bass drops*

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBUWU­B WUWUWUWUWU

JESUS RAVES!

*Bass drops*

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB WUWUWUWUWUWUWU

Thumbs up so people can feel the holy spirit!

[SweetSunshineCamper]

Haha! That's like my church except it's in Canada. =D

[vivamds]

this just makes fun of churches all over -_-

[TheAlexProductions10]

Jesus never told us in which context to worship. If people can rock out to Christian tunes, why can't they dance too? I'm open for argument.

[Diabetty115]

@TheAlexProductions10 Which Bible are you reading? Because in mine I find some pretty tight standards for worship.

[TheAlexProductions10]

@Diabetty115 How so? (Bible Reference?)

[shanekeithpascoe]

God I feel embarrassed for Christians after watching this .... So undignified , Cheap and whorish . I have been to pubs that look more classy than this lame excuse for a church . What about culture ? At least Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Atheists don't whore out their culture and values for a few new members , Disappointing and disgusting if you ask me .

[bahok123]

@shanekeithpascoe i totally agree with you

[1GTX1]

Next: black metal Church? :)

[darknessb930]

@1GTX1 There's already one...

[DaithiDublin]

Jesus Raves!

[SirPwnage101]

thumbs up if all time tens brought you here

[theonlyonebuttwo]

 lol. at least it looks like they're having fun

[kejlu]

I know that they use techno in order to attract a larger church attendance, which appears to be working, but are they still able to get the messages and values of Christianity across?

Btw, I'm atheist.

[4memememeful]

no

[91Indrek]

LoL? Only in Sweden...

[Valik2005]

Not funny or cool at all.

It says that they are using hardcore beats to "attract" these people.

People don't need to be attracted to church, the devil uses things to "attract" people..

Real Christians don't need to be attracted to church, they have a burning desire to go by choice.

[carnageheart]

@Valik2005

1. Who said they were Christian?

2. Every year, fewer and fewer people care about religion. So you religious zealots should be happy that someone is trying to get people interested.

3. Who the hell are you?

[3822218]

Jesus is proud of you, NOT

[atticaorelse]

Wow. This is probably NOT the stupidest thing I've ever seen, but at the moment it sure feels like it.

[RealNewman]

Those people think that socity will belive in god after this ?

[halfmagik]

K MOM! ILL GO TO CHURCH.

[Bajekitty]

lol kool ^^

[NexonKnight990]

...thats why i listen to justice.....

[dogbuddy555]

Lady Gaga's Electric Chaple! Lol

[xXAnthony619Xx]

"Now we shall take communion. Eat the flesh of Christ (E-Pill) and drinketh of his blood (LSD).

[bonzo9303204406]

i'd go to that church ... need only nuns in bikini in cages

[tableturns77]

dj fucking jesus



[tangofizz77]

House Rave :D

[Shorigun]

sounds better than Chrisitian Rock.

[DontHateOnMyCommentZ]

And this is why I'm jewish

[warlowl]

Watch me resurrect these fresh beats.

[abzarch]

JESUS CHRIST

[trasmusen2]

Thought it said 'Techno Rape'..

[7beckham7cronaldo7]

pentacostals

[affinite1]

only in Sweden baby!

[TheHolyphantom]

There are already mega churches which look like a god damn rock concert. This isn't much of a surprise lol.

[DamienZshadow]

Oh wow, how desperate. This only foreshadows a brighter future though.

[Daffy711]

@DamienZshadow true, a future without religion if that's what you mean :)

[DamienZshadow]

@Daffy711 Oh yes, absolutely. I hope someday we can live in such a world where everyone has abandoned such forms of superstition. This is a fine example of what it is coming to.

[Daffy711]

@DamienZshadow lol yea..

[Uriel6178]

Pastor: Amen.

Now, in the name of our lord and savior, LET'S RAVE!

*church goes crazy*

[SkilledBaby95]

really Christians.......really

[carlklev]

Stockholm :,)



[guevaratuber]

Why go clubbing when you can go to church XD

[guevaratuber]

Lol that's legit its not wrong since their just dancing to christan music is their shame in that prayers are read dam I would go there

[fox454x]

IN THE CHURCH

[94Cioppa]

Nothing I hate more than Religion and shitty dance music,

[kyle85941]

@94Cioppa Could be worse, it could be shitty dance music with lyrics about religion.

[zombiephiliac]

I am not religious at all, but I don't think it is "disgusting" for a church to use methods of attracting a crowd. People go to that church of their own free will, not because the church made them. If churches want to add a little excitement to an otherwise dull service, then they have a right to do so, and people have a right to attend. That being said, I personally don't believe in religion, I just believe in peoples rights to believe in whatever they want.

[TechnosaurMusic]

@zombiephiliac I like your view, but I still don't like what they're doing. It just seems they're using a certain type of music to attract a certain type of crowd. Everyone has their rights, sure, but you have to remember that people are VERY open when they're young. I hear kids listening to mainstream music a lot. They don't know what's in those shitty lyrics, they just listen to it for the tune. This is no different, they're using the "tune"(music) to cover up the "lyrics"(religion). -IMO

[RemixPicture]

@TechnosaurMusic Indeed. The church in Sweden is loosing followers quite rapidly and it seems like they are desperate. I say, let it die.

[colada100]

wtf hahahahhaha

[TheNeodymium]

We never do this in Sinogoges...

[cameforthevids]

so silly

[LoveMagicAngel]

sry... im 17 and im so against this...

[samjanis1]

@LoveMagicAngel thats cas ur a christian fag who doesnt ever have fun. go kill urself

[SonOfAWhisker]

@samjanis1 That was quite uncalled for

[CarosFinest]

@samjanis1 im so sorry for you...

[Tandiamonds]

@LoveMagicAngel Stfu pussy

[jiveturky3000]

another religious trap designed to indoctrinate people at a young age, disgusting

[Diabetty115]

@jiveturky3000 Indoctrinate how? There is absolutely NO bible reading going on in this place, just dance beats. How does that even qualify for indoctrination?

[Xarieus]

Jesus: Watch me ressurect these sick beats

[rssfeedslive]

@mrpollyphonic lmao

[imRyRy]

Christian girls are hot.

[7beckham7cronaldo7]

Penacostals

[bladudemovies]

They do these things to attract younger people and indoctrinate them into their Christian life style. Have you no shame Christians?

[November10th1775USMC]

TOP10

[CrSkater21]

That's tight I'd totally go there xD

[Valerijus16]

Atheism FTW

[squigglewacks]

Lets do a hit of acid before church!

[m3rl1on]

@kyzon must be dubstep