If God Were on Facebook (DON'T WATCH IT IF RELIGIOUS)

[iheartPvZ4eva]

lol

[smithcas86]

Olive branch bitches!!!

Dove PWNS it!

[MissHockeyChick98]

How does this have dislikes? Its so true!

[Bffls1357]

Luvvv it! I'm religious but I'm not offended thus us hilarious

[illetrab95]

Umm @MayokoLove I have a sense of humor but Im a Christan so I will pray for you

[MayokoLove]

I'm a Christian...and find this quite hilarious xD

[JasCobb]

"Athena likes this" lol

[EpicallyRandom1]

Im religious but I still watched but mostly to just dislike it... o.o

[illetrab95]

I will pray for you...

[MayokoLove]

@illetrab95 have a sense of humor >.>

[ceyota1]

haha i totally love God and am a born again christian and i thought this was funny lol

[gat0rgirl13]

i didnt know the apostle peter is also peter griffin from family guy :D

[JuliaHogberg]

Why does it say "Don't watch it if religious?"

Do you mean that if you're a christian, you don't understand that it's a joke?

I know what I believe in, so why should I be offended? :)

[2canetteman]

@JuliaHogberg The first title of this was:If God Were on Facebook.Then,people starts bitching my video as if it was the biggest insult of the earth.That I should die,that I don't know a thing about Jesus and what I say is Blasphemy.So I was kind of tired of those idiost who can't understand the joke part in this video.I'm happy to see that you can accept joke and make fun of them,not like those othersThis is why I wrote don't watch it if religious cause I dont want to bless anybody

[foreverbellz]

@2canetteman Dude, those people need to get a stick out of their ass. I'm religious, and this was funny as shit :D first time I've actually loled in a long time! haha!

[2canetteman]

@foreverbellz Happy to hear it :)

[foreverbellz]

@2canetteman my family was completely offended and was furious that I found this funny, but I thought it was the best twist on the Bible ever xD

[thecolaratlady]

@2canetteman hey sweetie , the pic of God that was used..i cant see all that well, but it looks like God holding a shotgun? I also wanna say this was funny lol

[thecolaratlady]

@thecolaratlady the pic of Noah was from the movie Evan Almighty wasnt it? i cant see it all too clear, if there a way you can e-mail me this so i can see it clearer?

[Emlis16]

@foreverbellz Omg...A Christian that can LAUGH at his/her own religion? I bow to you, sir!

[foreverbellz]

@Emlis16 well, I'm a girl but thanks :D why shouldn't I laugh anyway? people that know how to laugh at themselves are the people that have the most fun in life :)

[Emlis16]

@foreverbellz I KNEW you were gonna say that you were a girl xD (After I posted it I knew somethign was wrong) And that's SO true, people take little things way too seriously, ESPECIALLY some religious folks. I wish all religious people were like you; the world would be a much happier place :3

[foreverbellz]

@Emlis16 hahaha Well gee thanks, I think you just made my day :)

[Emlis16]

@foreverbellz ^_^

[YesherThaShiach]

@foreverbellz There is no way that your religious and the filth of curse come out of your mouth.

[LenAndRen9898]

@2canetteman THANK YOU.... PLEZ TELL THAT TO THE HARRY POTTER HATERS

[PrincessDustfinger]

@2canetteman Wow, people actually replied like that ? I don't see you purposely twisting anything in a malicious way, it's updated to modern talk and facebook, and it's absolutely fine. I could see a christian comedian doing this. Just ignore them, really. The only way for this retelling to look bad is if gods actual actions look bad. Ahem.

[ShinyLunaToneLover]

@JuliaHogberg  some crazy religious people out ther O:

[BossSlayer95]

This is retarded!!

[samwightman1]

funny video. And tbh even though i'm a christian i can find it funny :)

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Ha! XD

[ericiscool69]

i dont see how this video would offend a christian, im a christian and i think its kinda funny

[admchild]

@ericiscool69 besides the HORRIBLE way this portrays God and the "language used in it nothing (((SARCASM!!!!))) i Hate this!!

[xeroh0pe]

"I'M ON A BOAT" lol

[francinoitalianation]

@trevdog110 you really are the definition of narcissistic stupidity. You think that just because you can't prove God exists that it means he doesn't. Well you can't prove he doesn't exist can you? Just as much as you can't prove evolution to be 100% true. You can find similarities between different points in everything, but we'll never fully know. That's what's great about the world: people are able to worship however they want. I choose to be a devout Christian and am proud to be so :)

[trevdog110]

@francinoitalianation I love pissing off you gullible people. And did you not ever take highschool biology? Or do they replace useful courses like that with studying a fictional book some call the bible?

[francinoitalianation]

@trevdog110 FYI...you THINK you're pissing off us "gullible" people, when in reality, you yourself are so enveloped in your own "high-mindedness" that you believe yourselves to be smarter than everyone. I know how you think; I almost lost faith for the same reasons, but I came to realize that we won't truly know. No one truly knows the truth. Every time we peal back a layer of discovery, there's another waiting to be opened. When we can't learn anymore, who will you turn to when all else fails?

[trevdog110]

@francinoitalianation Good job contradicting yourself muscle milk. But I get what your saying, I feel like Holden from "Catcher in the Rye", always complaining about how the world around me works, but rarely thinking about mine and how similar we all our. Sorry for not going into depth and arguing more, I just finished writing my theory of life. :P

[w01derdog]

its terrible how some people turn a joke into a religious argument. I loved this.

[jeancarman]

@mrculmsee That would be "hilarious" and "sense"......you want some credibility....learn to spell.

[Leftearification]

Too damn fast with the scrolling

[socrate021]

I'm religious but i found it quite funny!!!

[EYAD601]

one hour at the hell and you will forget all the fun of the world.

[TheDenijar]

I love how Noah's pic looks like Dumbledore

[IAteYoSkittlez1]

But the offensive thing is , is that God would never have that profile pic and he would never say die

and i'm sure he saw this vid for himself.

[Thelordberzerker97]

I really don't see what's so offensive. I mean I AM A CHRISTIAN like a literal fanatic. I literally mumber to myself "God is a great being" and "Jesus is a great man". I'm not even joking this wasn't offensive it was eh sorta funny.

[superkevxD]

i didn't know that god had an photo of him with a sniper on facebook XD

[andymboss]

i'm religious , this was hilarious , fuck you guys =))

[iheartartgurl]

Uh?!?! Offensive!!!

[jeancarman]

Offensive



[MrCulmsee]

@jeancarman Then dont watch it. Its freaking hilarius if you had any sence of humor

[superxfreak07]

Im not religous

[123snak]

Holyshit wtf

[HurdRandy]

FUNNY



[avukovic84]

God created The Flood

Humanity WTF

Awesome almost pissed myself laughin....

And yes BTW I'm devoted Catholic and I find this entertaining and funny, not offensive...

[jimmyflau]

Thiz iz so funny =)

[minniemouse482]

Amazing 00  u 0

[minniemouse482]

Its 2 large stone tablets. Learn your bible dude Lol

[minniemouse482]

@minniemouse482 Its not 10 its 2

[SupItsJoanie]

I'M ON A BOAT. lollllllll

[gamerdudeG4]

this was apost to be funny...it was funny the second i got to the comments O.x holy shit its like im going to church...idc it was funny as fuck XD im still likeing the shit outta it

[aoglesby2014]

Die. You could be right, but what if you're wrong? What if there is a God, there is a damnation and eternity is spent in Hell? I didn't mean to get all preachy with my comment, but I did. My bad. :P

[trevdog110]

@aoglesby2014 And by the way, thanks for making myself feel proud for getting all you guys rattled, and I'm going to laugh so hard when your religion dies off, and you're faced with nothing but the TRUTH. Anyways, I hope you have fun wasting you're life fearing a made-up figure.

[aoglesby2014]

Complex as the human according to evolution is like saying you get a lot of scrap metal together, shake it up, and out pops a dvd player. I'm not trying to downgrade your belief, but im just saying, if you do some research, you'll find that all the characteristics of Greek and roman gods and any other religion that doesn't believe in the Christian God actually had some characteristic of the God I believe in. I'm not saying I'm right in what I believe. I won't know if I'm right until the day I

[lav74yahoo]

@aoglesby2014 You may never find out. When the day comes, if there is no God, and there is no life after death, then you won't know if you were right or wrong, because you will not exist. It kind of sucks if that's the case. I don't know what's after this existence, but there's gotta be something. Gravity wells rule our existence, at all "levels". If we cease to exist at one level, it is only logical that we will begin to exist on another. In my opinion, we do not require a God for that.

[aoglesby2014]

@trevdog110 I'm a Christian, and I understand where you're coming from with all of the religions and all the different gods out there and what not; however, what's to say that there is a God? How exactly would you explain how we got here, how things are as diverse and complex as they are? It just happened? The Big Bang Theory where nothing exploded into a billion things? Evolution where lightning struck mud and somehow it created life? Which -- in my belief -- makes no sense. To get something as

[trevdog110]

@aoglesby2014 Clearly, you really need to study harder in science class, these questions you ask have been answered by many scientists, that present PROOF to back their findings. Religion just makes up a bunch of stories to back up their ideas. Just like movies do, or books do, which are all FICTIONAL.

[d3ltadrive]

as a bible believing christian i find satires of the literal interpretation hilarious, but not as funny as the literal interpretation itself.

[DozerfleetProd]

It wouldn't have been all that crowded. There weren't as many species and subspecies back then. Natural and artificial selection breeding methods don't take millions of years to create new subs. In the case of dogs, not even hundreds.

[xxcrazyturtlexx]

"which totally sucks btw" lmao

[lo0ol414]

Fuck that up I'm JEW

[trevdog110]

THERE ARE NO GODS. Why do you dumbasses think there are so many? and you think ONLY your god is real? No, none of them are real. They were all made up so stupid people like you would obey them and do whatever the priests (or whoever tells you they are close to god) say, even give money to them and die for them. You foolish kids.

[Uglyminesword]

@trevdog110 Oh yes, because believing a bunch of scientists who are renowned for altering their results for money is so much better.

I wonder where those two atoms for the big bang came from in the nothingness before time... Or how they did anything without the aspect of time involved.

It's cute how just because you don't believe in an almighty that you have the audacity to say your right just because of that. Cyclical definitions=bad

All from an atheist who doesn't give a fuck what you think.

[trevdog110]

@Uglyminesword Yes, believing people who have facts to support their claims IS smarter than believing people who rely on typical human stupidity to win them over. People believe in religion to answer the unknown. Just because we don't fully understand how something works, does not mean it's just some magical god who makes it happen.

And what the fuck do you mean by your last statement?

[johnS5116]

@Uglyminesword before time ? nice one bro(sarcasm)

[TechnoAwesomee]

@Uglyminesword yeah you're gonna have a horrible time in hell if you don't quit what you're doing. the devil wants you to think god isn't real.

[TechnoAwesomee]

@trevdog110 you stupid little thing, yes there is a god. who do you think created you? OBLIVION? who do you think created this universe? NOTHING? GOD. GOD DID. SIMPLE AS THAT. he created you, me, the facebook founder and all other things on this earth. DON'T LOVE THE THINGS OF THIS WORLD, BUT ENDURE TILL THE END. you wouldn't be saying this to jesus christ. in fact, you wouldn't be saying anything at all. you would be dead. sorry if im too preachy for you, but there. when the end comes you'll

[trevdog110]

@TechnoAwesomee I know I can't tell jesus anything, because he's not real. He was just a the protaganist of a storybook. If you think he's real, how bout you tell him I say to suck my dick, I'd love to see him do something about it ;)

[sonyjawz]

@trevdog110 not here to argue with you but just asking , if you dont believe in jesus so much why would you curs him? i can understand that you dont believe in him , but why would you say such things about him ? what is it good for you to do so ?

[trevdog110]

@sonyjawz Because the guy told me to? He said if I said anything about jesus I would die, and guess what nothings happened to me...

[sonyjawz]

@trevdog110 whoever told you that does not know jesus, cause (as i believe ofcourse ) jesus wont harm anyone , just believe whatever you want to believe , but quit the anger and the hate , its useless

[sonyjawz]

@trevdog110 and if telling you that you are going to hell or that you are gonna die pisses you off , then your problem is with the guy who told you so not jesus

[trevdog110]

@sonyjawz That doesnt anger me, what does is that so many people are fooled into believing in these mystical gods and waste so much of their lives on their knees hoping some greater power will help them, when it never does. We all have ups and downs in our lives, and to say that whenever something "good" happens, it's because of some god. And to just let you know, I'm 15 and went to a catholic school, and i'm telling you now that us teenagers are sick of this BS. Religions gonna die off

[sonyjawz]

@trevdog110 listen dude ,believing in GOD is not about good things and bad things that happen, its about the peace you feel when a bad thing happen and the joy you feel when a good thing happen ,now this i cant convince you to believe,you are gonna have to go through it ,anyway i still cant figure out why r u mad, if someone believes in something ,then its his life ,you live yours ,and let others live their lives,freedom of , choice,and iam 19 and a believer,i know alot of teenagers who believe

[Tainiae]

@sonyjawz Religion - For people who just cant man up and see everything does not go as ypu planed or wanted.

[sonyjawz]

@Tainiae the exact opposite  , its for people who can face the changes of the world , do you think that the christian life is not full of struggle , faith is not a lie that we make up , its life of struggle

[Tainiae]

@sonyjawz Thank you for that. i never laughed that hard before in my life.

[sonyjawz]

@Tainiae lol your just lost and cant find the words to reply to my comments and cant face the truth , so instead you try making fun of what i said , ill pray for u

[Tainiae]

@sonyjawz Religion was made to exsplane events that happend. now it is just pure greed and power. oh and priests rapeing little boys. yeah im the lost soul. Im not the one listening to the guy who just finished fucking the alter boy now am i? do you even know how warped the bible is now? people have added to it over the years. its pure lies now. go ahead pray for me. nothing will happen.

[sonyjawz]

@Tainiae do you have evidence to back up what you are saying about the bible ? or you just heard something and you did not doubt or question it ? and concerning the priests raping children , i do know it is not a good thing , but unfortunatly todays priests are just making it a career to get paid , not a act of faith , and that does not prove anything, and religion is now considered pure power and greed , cause some people are using it for their own good , not to teach others the word of god

[Tainiae]

@sonyjawz Typical christan. you cant accept that someone elses believes are diffrent then your own so you need to shove it down there throat. fighting with you is pointless. I dont care for relgion. i dont care what religion you are. You dont shove your beleives down my throat and i wont shove mine down your throat. I hate people like you. Were not here to get the "Word of god" Go teach people who give a shit.

[sonyjawz]

@Tainiae what ?? i didnt shove anything down to anybodys throat,your the one who started it , you are the ones who cant stand christianity so much and have hate towards it that you try sohard to convince christians that their belief is wrong , look if you are an athiest i accept you the way you are , i do have athiest and muslim friends , lots of them actually,i do accept everybody ,anyway lets end this silly conversation ,ididnt mean to shove my belief downur throat if thats what u felt ,sry

[sonyjawz]

@Tainiae which is the real purpose of the bible

[sonyjawz]

@trevdog110 so you cant kill a religion , no matter what happens, i mean some people still worship cows and fire back there in asia , eventhough it was supposed to end like ages ago

[TechnoAwesomee]

@trevdog110 be begging for the mercy of Jesus with all the other sinners, and i know im not perfect and i sin sometimes, but i know my destiny. you probably don't. so i don't care if you inbox me with your whiny little slurs, it doesn'y faze me but as it goes, ces't la vie.

[Hopihe37]

I really screwed the pooch. It's time to start over- hilarious:DD

[Hopihe37]

"I really screwed the pooch- it's time to start over LOL:D

[godofgodn]

@musiklunatik You do realise that you could say that entire argument and have it mean then same thing if you were any other religion, right? If God created man, why would he allow man to create "false gods". Nice theory, so money is now false? So god gave man the commandments, did he also give them the bible, word for word? Whatever, people will eb people, and will follow what they will.

[Titan14151]

thats funny how you dont even know your stuff. 10 stone tablets? try two. Next time you try to make fun of something, you might want to research what actually happened. EPIC FAIL.

[musiklunatik]

Yes the historical facts are mostly true, it's still offensive. I don't care how many people complain about my comment, I'm standing up for my God. Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you, and falsely say all manner of evil against you because of your faith in me." The fact that you have God swearing.... yes, I do know that he wouldn't say such things, for He cannot sin. And yes, swearing is a sin. I don't appreciate blasphemy against my God or my religion.

[twilifeinblu]

@musiklunatik Gosh, now you've made me feel bad for laughing -.- 

[Kindiakan]

Even though I'm a Christian I LMAO at this :D

[HackneyEskii]

@nadal007isme i spend time with like 100 bitches in my head. doesnt make it real.

[nadal007isme]

Funny video, but people need to calm down, as a Christian I don't find it offensive and neither should you.

[godofgodn]

@SignsFromTheHeart Yes, because you worship your god that makes all other gods fake. Yes, your completely right. You know what, Screw you. You ignorant christian fool, how can you say they are fake gods, while yours isn't? For that matter, how can you say God wouldn't talk like that, your not god, you've never even met him. How can you judge him when you've never met him, or seen him.

[musiklunatik]

@godofgodn you're wrong. My God doesn't make the other gods fake. These gods have been fake since they were "created" (for lack of a better term). God created man. Man, in turn, created false gods. One of the Ten Commandments says "Thou shalt have no false gods before Me." yeah.... that pretty much sums up the whole "false gods" thing. Anything that is worshiped that's not God is false. That includes Buddha, Muhammad, money, anything that is material or man-made (or thought up). It's all false.

[JensonMclaren]

@musiklunatik My god has a bigger dick than your god you fanatical fuck

[mark347347]

-.-

[LykaMonster]

I got to lazy to read it all but I laughed my ass off when I saw jesuz say "Which sucks btw" lol Oh and I'm not an athiest but like I cant remember the name, When you dont really know O.o

[ootube7]

Well done.... LOL. I love the comment to Noah "build it or die"

To the religious critical spirits: lighten up, God created laughing to give you joy!

[1221sNICKERs]

wow if you guys are just going to complain about this because its an "insult" stop. it is purely made for entertainment. you guys think that by saying little things like this, youre automatically accepted into heaven. well, your wrong. its for fun. you guys can stop now. by the way, this is sooooooo funny. oh and you dont need to post facebook statuses and comment on videos like this to let god know you love him. hes gonna love you no matter what and you should love him.

[SignsFromTheHeart]

I agree with the facts about the whole God wouldn't be like that and wouldn't talk to fake gods thing, but seriously u have to admit this is a little funny. Of course I'm a goody two shoes so I could do without the swearing.

[2canetteman]

WHAT THE FUCK ....THIS VIDEO IS FOR FUCKING FUN ! IF YOU ARE RELIGIOUS AT THE POINT OF CRYING BY SEING THIS VIDEO GET THE FUCK OUT AND DONT WATCH IT !GO AWAY AND GO PRAY CALISS !

[amsaric]

@2canetteman Calm down, dude. I'm about as hard-core Catholic that they get, and I thought this was funny.

Especially the part with Humanity and "Sorry bros." hahahahahahaahha

[DLKnightstick1989]

@2canetteman fuckin pussies man. this is funny as hell anyway you cut it. some people dont understand what humor is.

[sonyjawz]

@2canetteman well your calling GOD a dick , how would you like us to respond when insulting something we believe in ?

[computervirus100]

@2canetteman Language. And if some people find it offensive, that is their problem, if you dont want to see there comments, get the **** out and don't watch it.

[MiVidaLoco123]

did anyone notice the time posted under noah said 40 days and 40 nights lol

[kaseyeisenhour]

also a giant flood is coming so build it or die

DICK

[missesmaya610]

blasphemy

[greg123486]

Lmao

[carlosdanielalicea]

@Maddrose14 someone doesnt have a sense of humor

[sinaihuerta]

IM A MOUNTAIN! cuz my name is Sinai :D.... thats right! i know god!

[yiminyam]

"Olive branch, Bitches!!" haha too funny xP

[UltimatePlatypus]

epic :)



[utubechatroom]

XD brillent!

[SaturnsEthics]

Hilarious.

[eike091]

The best part is 0:45 when it says, "God gave Noah a 5 day, 4 night cruise" and then Gods like, "Also, you have to build the actual boat".

[AtarahDerek]

@eike091 Yeah, it's more like a 400 day, 399 night cruise. Imagine staying on a floating zoo with thousands of animals for over a year.

[AKenjiB]

The religious extremist one was freaking hilarious