Creepy Watson

[TheNamelessCharacter]

Scarier then both Dead spaces combined.

[n00bswillruleall]

thx cracked.com

[Joshua5003]

The answer is actually quite simple: He is a Weeping Angel, as seen in the popular documentary, Doctor Who. The angels have evolved to look like us.

And obviously, the reason Sherlock isn't back in time is because Watson really loves f**king with Sherlock's head.

[paulbilkis]

Всем кокаиниум, посоны.

[ZaffireWolf]

OH GOD British people in bowler hats ARE scary! D:

[bluereaper75]

oh god he's a weeping angel!

[AnthonySmith22]

SlenderWatson



[Jagharinteroligt]

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

[heelice]

Who the hell could dislike this video, it's bloody brilliant xD

[theegabisstranded]

Weeping Watson

[FullTonProductions]

OH GOD I AM MORBIDLY AFRAID NOW

[tehaguiar]

IT'S A WEEPING ANGEL

[zolacnomiko]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH~!!!

...Ohmigod this is so hilarious. XDDD

[AKofC]

Watson's long dead. He's now a ghost in Sherlock's head

[PerryNoydicus]

why don't they ever show him walking

[Morphdog9819]

Your getting views from reddit

[DeeJayJive]

WATSON IS SPY.

[22bitstudios]

enderwatson!

[bunnyofwar]

"I was playing the demo for the new(ish) game, Sherlock Holmes Nemesis."

[JoeBlackHDTV]

that's fucking scary haha

[Murginator]

Weeping angels! They have taken on our likenesses!

[Cronieock]

The Spy could learn a thing or two from Watson...

[RetroIoIo]

COME AT ME BRO!

[ShupaNaraic]

0:27

What...ARE you?

[ShupaNaraic]

I'll admit it, I screamed.

[AWonderingWarrior]

Watson is after me, run!!!

[Remakersification]

He's creepier than Dapper Dan!

[satlovessrk]

*me while playing my Sherlock Holmes game* "You have the grand gift of silence, my dear, Watson; it seems you have mastered the art of teleportation, and regularly continue to give me the heebie-jeebies as you stare at me through my screen, everywhere I turn." *shudders*

[XxSeeDx]

WATSON DROWNED

[bilos1993]

This game had a lot of problems. One of them was lack of walking animations... Even the cut scenes lack these types of movements. Cheers!

[TwilightSupreme]

So he's basically the fricken butler from Mr. Deeds?

[n00f]

@TwilightSupreme Very very sneaky, sir.

[Doomessenger4654]

L..Leaving? S-so Soon?

I think not, Friiiieeeennd.....

Also: Weeping Watson

[NitrateDream]

This may the creepiest... And funniest thing I've seen all day.

[KoreanShrimp]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[ZetaSimsoy]

Someone make a mod that changes Watson into a weeping angel.

[SneverusSnapers]

Was scared when I discovered Watson could do this on the game ... :S :p

[QCBPreacher]

The music choice for this video was inspired.... BRAVO!

[PassionataSalsa]

He would suck when Sherlock needs to take a pee or have sex.

[Sparkylilguy4u]

Watson makes me think of Weegee

[SuperZergMan]

I think Watson's been taking lessons from ol' Slendy.

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

Someone should make a mod that makes the Gatherers from Amnesia do this.

(Well, when people ever actually look at them.)

[8bitrising]

HE COMES

[VirtualKeronian]

I think Watson is the real villain of this game

[dorinkingu]

I lol'd so hard.

[denker2]

Get back in the TARDIS. GET BACK IN THE TARDIS.

[brooksbank97]

You shouldn't have done that sherlock...

[TutorialesAqua]

LOL hahaha

[ignition1092]

173? Is that you?

[cierawinnie]

LMFAO the music is perfect

[MiracleFruitClock]

ahahaha 0:30

[MrAdamthegrim]

He's a fucking enderman.

[fourdifference]

This is good! Love it :P was this on pc?

[Lilliisax3]

LMAO

[kannabiz420]

n00b

[TheCoolestGeekEver]

This guy reminds me of that butler on Mr. Deeds thats was "Very Very sneaky"! He would just pop up from out of nowhere!

[yoyoyohk]

LMFAO LOL

[ideoteqa]

hahahhaha

[TheLaird98]

Watson is reaping his revenge when Sherlock scared him after Reichenbach.

[nationalscene]

DODGER

[ChobinoftheFunk]

Watson is part Enderman.

[SneverusSnapers]

I love this game; wasted hours on it last year when I was supposed to be revising for exams. Funnily enough I noticed Watson's perturbing habit in the national gallery scene too; perhaps that's when it's most obvious? I specifically searched for 'creepy watson' to find this --- I wasn't alone in my thinking!

[UreksatheJade]

That music.

[Xecutionner2K]

I can't stop laughing.

[derpisson]

@Xecutionner2K laugh? I'm just afraid to look back now

[Storgud]

this game is on a sale on steam right now, get eet

[bignose155678]

He is the guy from mr.Deeds!

[Schattenfaust2]

I was just going to make the Weeping Angels connection, but I've apparently been beaten to it by a week. Well played, @aptspire.

[monkeyboy635]

the part at 0:32 ALWAYS gets me...

[Bashkire]

O.O

...eep...

[B1ushMoe]

It really isn't that creepy at all.

seriously, watch again without the music.

Kudos who ever put this music in. It fits perfectly.

I LOVE IT!

[christyannalou]

the music. heart attack status. 

[Megaarrowshot]

That meme was dead, but then it took an arrow to the knee

[BakuTheLaw]

He used to walk but, then he took an arrow in the knee.

[Sterski1]

@BakuTheLaw I will kill everything you love.

[Dougaloon]

@Sterski1 Please, for the sake of us all. That meme is so dead.

[RoverLazuli]

Is it bad that I found this extremely funny?

[JanelaInfected]

I am buying an alarm for my house now! fucking scary

[AlasBabylon11]

LOL. What's this guy's deal?

[Molpui]

WATSON DROWNED.

You shouldn't have done that...

[qwb3656]

@Molpui YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 

[aptspire]

@Molpui You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

[sycragamer]

i'm scared.....

[LADFGDSU]

this would be the equvalent of sherlocks worst nightmare

[DrDarkheart]

It was on Cracked on an article about the 8 Creepiest Glitches in Video Games. Congrats man!

[TheKingofnoob]

You can run.

You can hide.

But it doesn't matter.

'Cause he will find you.

[aptspire]

1:20 The Weeping Watsons. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK. Good luck.

[rinoz47]

@aptspire 'Watson has the phonebox'. I got that on a tee-shirt!

[NewRedNinja]

@aptspire Aw man, you beat me to it...

[CalciumCD]

Looks like Watson went to the Silent Hill school of sidekicks

[Trickyboy1337]

It's all very reasonable, Everyone. Watson is nothing more than a sensibly upstanding enderman that finds himself according to higher society. Really not all very bad, In fact, Enderman are great companions. They can reach that top shelf with the vodka that mom doesn't let you touch, Or get to the top of that tree with extremely thin not small child weight withstanding branches, 50 feet from the ground.See, all of this means we can coexis- SWEET ASSHOLES WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE.

[gorillazman9]

At 0:58 I actually jumped

[ThePriami]

WATSON DROWNED

You shouldn't have done that, Within Hubris...

[Littleoldmeluvsu]

its just the music... its really quite intriguing

WITHOUT THE GOD DAMN MUSIC

[magicmissAi]

HE'S EVERYWHERE.............

[necrophilissimo]

Oh my Time Lord; Watson is a Weeping Angel!

[poonujk]

@necrophilissimo I believe you just won sir....

[NerfedFalcon]

Paul Denton once pulled this trick on me...

[MrRetlav]

"Hey Sherlock... what are you doing?"

*turns around*

"Leaving so soon? But Sherlock... we have a case to solve..."

*tries to run away*

"Hey Sherlock.. you shouldn't be afraid... after all... you're one of us.... one of us... one of us... one of us... Zalgo will be pleased"

[PGFize]

@MrRetlav LOL thta made my day XD

[InfernoPervers]

Someone should use this effect in a real horror game

[vanDaalstad]

minecraft Endermen need to move like this, far more creepier

[DomoStudios]

Weeping angel Watson....

[youngjaybo]

bwahahahaha that shit cray!

[TheECAproductions]

Alright who put the enderman in charge?

[sphelx]

Daaamn, what's Watson's first name? Alma? :S

[SovietSmiles]

@sphelx It's John

[sphelx]

@SovietSmiles I think you misunderstood the reference I was making.

[EtherealMemory]

@SovietSmiles HURP DERP.

[ladyofrillwater]

........ Watson is a Weeping Angel.

That's a Dr. Who reference, for those of you who don't know.

[ANGRYMAPLE]

Never have I been so fucking scared and laughed so hard in my life, I'm screaming, I don't need Resident Evil to become a horror series again I have this jesus christ

[Android2137]

Ugh. The music doesn't help any... Good thing it's morning or I'd worry about sleeping tonight.

[YamiMomochi]

STALKER!!!!

[TelvanniGuard]

Elementary my dear, Sherlock.

[TehTacoNinja]

Holmes: Dear lord Watson! I'm using the bathroom!

Watson: *STARE*

[pr0nflakes]

NOPE

[BloodHuman3]

Dear lord, Watson! What in blazes are you doing?!

[MarincAndrei]

I couldn't help myself, I just laughed so hard throughout the video.

I think it was a reaction of fear.

[StPwnerer]

Oh my god. Guess I'm not going to sleep tonight.

[Furral]

The music really makes the video work. :)

[CynicalBelief]

0:56 The angels. Oh dear jesus! THE EFFING WEEPING ANGELS. DON'T LOOK AWAY!

[AutoPilot009]

Endermen. O.O

[TheWrekker]

That's okay, I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyway... or ever again.

[etherealangel712]

easily the funniest thing i've seen on cracked.com today. the music is so perfect lmao

[floatingkid]

@etherealangel712 thats exactly how i found it too. hilarious

[Jobbeybob]

Hmmm. I guess Steven Moffat's writing had more effect on Watson than we thought.

[originalhellchild]

That's really eerie

[Jmonsterxx11]

LMFAO!!! Had me dying man hahahaha

[PinkyInkySlinky]

I don't see why everyone's freaking out about this; there's a perfectly rational reason for it. Watson has simply mastered the art of teleportation. In fact, he is so good at it, he no longer needs to use such inefficient measures of transportation as walking. Teleporting is just that much easier. It's elementary, my dear JESUS WHEN DID YOU GET THERE

I take it back. This is creepy as hell.

[sirensaurus]

@PinkyInkySlinky I was so amused. And your comment amused me more.

"My dear.. JESUS WHEN DID YOU GET THERE". <3 I shall forever hold that quote in my heart.

[PinkyInkySlinky]

@sirensaurus Thank you! I'm so glad I finally managed to say something quotable. ;)

[Imoratachi]

JUST. DON'T. BLINK.

[TheSethman95]

They should do something like this in some sort of Silent Hill game or someting

[CatatonicKuroneko]

Elementary my dear- where the fuck did you come from!?

[southstar66]

WATSOONNNNN!!!!!

[mdcowboy15]

The music was synced perfectly! So awesome!

[Warad]

Well I think I know who made SCP.173 now.

[mikedero08]

lmfao



[TC92993]

this scares the shit out of me

[coregoon]

He's like a weeping angel!

[Petter79]

0:27

[Gabriellaella23]

OMG That's too funny and scary! The music made it better.

[lestrange5]

Oh dear god that terrifying.

[BluDrgn426]

If this was in Silent Hill, god have mercy on our souls!!!

[BluDrgn426]

HOLY FUCK!!! hahahaa. They should include that feature for a horror game, it'd be perfect!

[Decembirth]

They should add this feature to horror games, totally terrifying...

[Cokecakepopcorn]

This is great.

[gamesDAMNED]

Seriously, the Endermen need to be doing that.

[chillmorte]

@gamesDAMNED =D check the Weeping Angels mod.

[Liles1993]

OH GOD NO WHY?!

[pravusprime]

There's no escaping Watson! He's worse then Slenderman!

[ZetaSimsoy]

@pravusprime *endermen

[8x13Wolf]

Nothing is ever safe again.

[megded1]

I actually jumped a couple times.

[Daphnegirl93]

Watson is a war ninja.

[MrGuyShane]

they should totally have a reference to this in the next sherlock holmes movie

[roseofluna]

I couldn't stop laughing for some reason.

[chosonbuddy]

64 disliked this video because they are jealous of sherlock holmes. cause watson is sherlocks best friend

[24videowatcher]

the watson is full of forest

[GoldenGal42]

Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. He is fast, faster than you could believe, don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink.

[ThePenguinArmada]

@GoldenGal42 Watson has the phone box!

[Exccentrous1]

I think they should make a game with this behaviour as a feature.

[wielderofdrumstix]

@Exccentrous1 They kinda have; Condemned 2 has a part like this, except 'watson' is replaced with a gang of mannequins...

[ImTheChankiest]

It was hilarious until I realized it was uploaded on my birthday. Then it became slightly creepy for some reason.

[N7Crazy]

I´m thinking Dr. Who right here, if anyone follows...

"Don´t blink, dont turn around, not even for a second..."

[0R3GAN0]

Thumbs up if you've been to London's National Gallery in real life!

[OfficialPageOfKevinG]

Enderman!

[lebac]

Watson learned Instant transmission from Goku!

[Krazykillaz]

The music is perfect.

[thha2]

Like the Angels from Dr.Who

[adventuresofagirl]

Oh fuck, I'd probably spend the entire game just running away from Watson and freaking myself out. This is so hilarious/absolutely terrifying!

[Stranglehold432]

Elementary, my dear Holmes.

[nohatersallowedzone]

omg im like what the fuck is up wit that guy

[Muertoloco13]

when the article was posted on cracked this video had very little, now it has 1M xD.

[paris86]

You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?

[YesIm10]

@paris86 Ben Drowned reference?

[ThatguyP912]

This is what happens when you give a sexual predator a portal gun