Lily Allen - Alfie

[xxstaceixx]

Mint

[cliptwingz]

Yeah, doesn't it suck that we all had to live through the era where politicians went to war in an puerile effort to give themselves credibility.

[futbolaholic3]

I'd like to pull her hair.

[willowdeadsun]

@futbolaholic3 Why?

[sarahandlily1999]

i love lily allen her voice is so nice and pure

[KTcattProductions]

I love this song

[savedagreen]

lol. tht was fuckin great. makes me think of me and my sister.

[jonathanwatkins260]

I like the way he walks hahaha

[Hahanowwereeven]

Poor Lily allen : (

[nosleep62]

l loooove this girl!

[emmaenvy]

Just casually jacking off over a barbie? :')

[wombat581]

Alfie seems just like me . ..

[bigboots17]

a hink he looks like chucky :L pure creeps me out but funny :L

[codstar285]

oh damn shes fuckin sexy i'd fuck her any day and i'd fuck her hard lol

[MrIamabitch]

@codstar285 she's my girlfriend you dick head!!!!!!

[angel55676]

@codstar285 Don't be such a pevert.

[EmoIsPassion]

@codstar285 perv.

[spikevampslayer]

@WeeSupaDork He did, most likely didn't want her to walk in again

[StalwartInflection]

so high on thc...

[chantelkpalmer]

omg he dances funny☺♥

[starb0rn]

I love lily allen, she's beautiful and talented:)

[13Hennessy]

g2g beat up 87 dumasses 2day

[Miss3ll3Xx]

i love her hair

and shoes

[Miss3ll3Xx]

i love her hair



[fashionmydear]

FuckMainstream562 actually we use one finger like everyone else , some peope still use 2 fingers tho

[souli1212]

i swear to god this is how my family acts ;P 

[shinbad21]

I am guessing that her mother was a pretty sexy gal and her father......... a ventriloquist mabe????

[blahblahblaha1a2a3]

LOL Clean and the dirty version is so different

[MUSICimmortalmelody]

Such a funny and cute song!!<33

[Defi14]

he surely sounds like a goat while he's doing this move 1:42

[MetalGearMachina]

@Defi14 I watched for it and couldn't help but laugh hysterically as his jaw moved in a very goat-like manner.

[Defi14]

@MetalGearMachina awesome isn't it ;)

[kiwisunshine5233]

@Peachykissesme Yes, the Alfie puppet is fapping.

[deweytrux]

Synthesis of a brilliant song and a great video. Lily is in a class of her very own.

[kellyfortune]

She's sexy as hell in this vid.

[jasonxxxvoorhees]

you are pretty awesome, woman

[AnimalDziah]

you know people find the doll scary but in this clip i'm finding Lily scary!!!!!! D:

[MilleDenmark]

Damn he looks like me when i drink to much cola. --'

[3v3lynBlah]

awesome video... cool tell ur lil bro to get off his his pot smoking ass and go find a job... lol... hell yea dat lil dude do look scary... but who cares it's a cool song!!!!!! :D

[momandsyd]

anyone noticed he did a peace sign instead of a middle finger...?

[Tamarapixie]

@momandsyd yea but it could be a dirty gesture

[alexsi13th]

@momandsyd Thats British Signing for Up yours. Notice the back of the fingers are facing the camera? Peace sign is the inner side of the palm towards the person.

[DarkMistre]

@momandsyd He meant: put fingers :P

[FuckMainstream562]

@momandsyd in uk they do the middle finger with 2 fingers

[tigergibbs]

@AineMoreland actually supposedly its  to do with our longbowman when fighting against the french in the hundred years war in medieval times. they would stick their two fingers up that are needed to use the bow to show that they still had them as the french would cut them off if they ever caught them

[AineMoreland]

@tigergibbs Lol really? u learn smfn new everyday

[lake100]

 define ......................C.H.C.".­........?

[TheLASDKK]

@lake100 Its THC the supstance in pot that makes you high

[FuckMainstream562]

@lake100 its thc please listen its a chemical in weed it makes you high

[Tamarapixie]

luv the song and the video is awsum!!.........This is by far one of Lilly Allen's best songs . ANYONE AGREE???????

[badgame589]

85 people have evil brothers named alfie

[hillzbabes]

Eww, but i love the song :)

[Happychairishappy]

Alfie is so freakin scary :0

[BobombTom]

85 people need to get a sense of humour. 

[jingo285]

man, lily allen is beautiful. And this song is friggin awesome =D

[CreveCoeurChick]

this makes me happy, and i dont know why i prefer this over studying.

[nicolelouise97]

i find this vidio so funny :L

[YellowUmbrellaa]

She is the cutest thing ever :)

[DISCL0SE]

This is without a doubt the stupidest music video I've ever seen.

[timithy1]

she is so fucking sexy

[thesavedone1]

I think Lilly Allen is Stunning!!!!!

[milospg]

Lily is gorgeous! :)

[StephanyxAntipathy]

he's so scary rofl O-o

[sas2445]

ha jay smoking blue birds lol

[missblendingin]

lol at when the birds are smoking;)

[coricourt]

creepy! D: lol

[TheGingergirl615]

I had a dream last night... Alfie was trying to kill me...

[allanofzeukon]

the puppet reminds me of the characters on Crank Yankers....that was an awsome show:)

[LurvYhooXX]

lol I was 9 when I first saw this, it makes more sense now o_O

[ZOMGOSHZZ]

Chick

[jessicalilac]

i like the dirty version better to be honest

[thesavedone1]

@jessicalilac I haven't heard of it?

[cocoshamoco]

@jessicalilac hahaha i agree all her songs are better with dirty version haha for me anyway

[hypedragon]

Haha! So cute!

[xTridentGirlx]

I'd Love to live in a house like this !! Its soo cute like a dolls house ^_^ x

[KatsuMacKinncheez]

this is fucking hillarious

[shoezomaku]

she so fine

[3TikiTiki]

yeah the accent makes her 20* hotter

[shira1999maz]

i love this song! :) llool

[martijnspeed]

dude.. if i would be alfie i would puppet incest lilly =D

[HailTheOri]

@martijnspeed Alfie Allen is her real life brother. She's also the daughter of Keith Allen (Sheriff of Nottingham on BBC Robin Hood).

[martijnspeed]

@HailTheOri okey.. id still have sex with her though XD

[FedorEight]

Now that I've finally heard "Alfie" I realize why it was such a hit. It's a goddamn kiddie song!

This is the sort of stuff I sang to in my pre-kindergarten days, while I searched for those elusive boogers and picked fights with other booger-seeking 3 year-olds.

Lowest-common-denominator melodies for anti-musical retards.

[stellaluna92]

@FedorEight Dude, they used it because it's Sandie Shaw's "puppet on a String" and thats why it's so successful. Look up the songs they're exactley the same.

[lauren2694]

@FedorEight obviously you don't understand that lily allen is one of the biggest piss taking singers out there. its called sarcasm :)

[stufaman]

I bloody love that song, video's class too.

[RUBBERWRESTLING]

that video is well funny

[agrrrfishi]

That puppet is effin creepy

[PaulaMackeviciute]

loooooooooooooooool

[luvhhisallyouneed]

anyone else find him scary? :0

[Nightmonkey17]

@luvhhisallyouneed

His sister is hot though so it's worth it.

[AnimalDziah]

@luvhhisallyouneed

I do now that i've had a nightmare bout him.... wait IT ISN'T A NIGHTMARE ITS REAL!!! D:

[MissBlueFrog101]

@luvhhisallyouneed YES!

[FranceCharlotte]

@luvhhisallyouneed

Yeah! :O O god i'm not alone :)

[JordynnJuiiceeboxx]

That is SO my younger brother, what an idiot !

[kitty19181]

I lol'd at the job xD perfect for her "Brother" plus I love Lily Allen!

[surfer333]

stunner

[PineTreeAndCone]

This song is about her brother!

[Fu11M3ta1Ninja]

shes got a nice voice, but i would be pissed if i was her brother and she made a video makin me look like a prick lol.

[original503]

@Fu11M3ta1Ninja lol he did get pissed.

[XBunnieloverX]

LMFAO! ;D

[heaps09]

shes so fit omg

[MISSBADASSKITTAH]

Alfie gave me nightmares

[magz12xx]

This song makes me chuckle ! but it makes it funnier how alfie's a puppet.

[xxJOKERxx13xx]

she sounds n looks freakin hot

[mrcooman]

wat is he like 9 why the fuck is he smokin?

[SamCampbellHingston]

@mrcooman hes also a puppet

[satanicia]

@mrcooman i smoked weed when i was 9

[natasjagleeson24]

Just herd this song for the 1s ttime its great :):):)

[DaneilleJones]

@natasjagleeson24 you never heard this song before its great lily allen is awsome x

[natasjagleeson24]

Yes it is the 1st time i have herd this song by her I think she is great to :):):)

[STDPr0ductions]

lol, they replaced the crack pipe with a joystick in the clean version

[WinterHalloweenRose]

wow...her accent + the melody makes the song sound so...innocent. when it's the...COMPLETE OPPOSITE XD

[thewholenineyears]

she has a puppet as a brother. wierd.

[fallout3pipboy1]

xD wtf a barbie magazine WTF

[SARASUDUKATANA]

funni

[karenfernvale]

What an hillarious song/video!  Only ever heard it on the radio before.

[thewholenineyears]

DONT WATCH THIS HIGH! im 19 but now i feel like an asshole. );

[original503]

@thewholenineyears Me too haha...

[thewholenineyears]

@original503 yeah man. this tottally fucks with me when im high. im like why am i such an asshole. she doesnt want me too smoke. i actually quit weed after hearing this high the 5th time.

[dapanda55smoot11]

rofl omfg dude he is jacking off

dhatz to funny

[erniemancobian211]

lily allen is so beautiful i love her she is an inspiration

[minniemicra1]

she is actually a ride

[MrCo0gi]

she is so fuckin sexy :) i<3 her

[lemas4life559]

ha ha 1:19 to 2:52 he is jacking off

[oscarelvenenosojaja]

jajajajajajaja gracioso , whoa!!! q belleza!!!

[ShellieRH]

sounds like my bro ...

know how u feel lily

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

I love Lily's dress in this vid :) Puppet's a bit weird tho :S

[BMTHbraileBMTH]

she on drugs.....like hardcore drugs?

[Crazyban]

@BMTHbraileBMTH stupid comment

[fly1281]

alfies just like my little brother....and im just like lily

[BMTHbraileBMTH]

@fly1281 your bro smokes weed and masterbates?

[fly1281]

@BMTHbraileBMTH yup....

[BMTHbraileBMTH]

@fly1281 hes a puppet

[fly1281]

@BMTHbraileBMTH no...

[Crazyban]

@BMTHbraileBMTH ridiculously stupid comment

[BMTHbraileBMTH]

@Crazyban go eat a dick

[Crazyban]

@BMTHbraileBMTH grow up..........wow....hahahah

[loading08]

i cant help but think that dolls gonna turn into chucky and kill her. i was so worried that her guts are gonna fly all over the screen when i first saw this.

[MermaidBlueGirl]

lily's so pretty in this video and smile :)

[ohiostatefan9294hut]

i didnt know puppets could masterbate 0.o

[atkinsda26]

@ohiostatefan9294hut did u really want to know what they do when you dont have a hand up there ass

[xMYxMUFFiNSZxRAWRx]

@ohiostatefan9294hut LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SammydudettE252]

kinda reminds me of chucky 0.0

[Mermagicaluver88]

i think it was wiked i love lilly allien she is so on the chart !!!



[XxSyd]

Lol! He gave her the peace sign. In the UK that's like the middle finger here XD

[wntw319]

reminds me of my brother in some ways he is lazy,drinks,and curses a lot

[gmcannon]

Yes Lilly, get pissed off your tits and snort coke but make a song about how your little brother smokes too much sensi.

[Trixielexi]

Haha. Reminds me of my older brother. >.> I absolutely adore Lily Allen.<3

[mrsDeuceHU]

did some1 really ask wuts a bong?

[CanadianChick4Eva]

Haha i love this song and i find the puppet hilarious! i must admit i laughed when i hear my dear mon frere because the means my dear my brother XD

[WatchMusicVid]

shes adorable

[Button07890]

love it but fuck that puppet!!! such a sweet tune but then evil lyrics and an evil puppet :) funny haha!

[a1a2italy]

o i no she's so dam hot i would tap it anyday to im right with you buddy and ya her melodies are so innocent but she's not

[ChRiS1655]

Anyone else think lilly looks so gorgeous in this video?

[Rattyboy60]

i would do her any day thumbs up if u agree

[smarty3000]

lol her melodies are so innocent, yet her lyrics are so dirty. I <3 her

[ShioriDarkness]

I love this video it's amazing!!

[Interlochengirl56]

I love how cutely devious she is<3

[Camille1922]

lmao!

[PsychoticManiac]

i would lick all three of her nipples :)

[cocopops149]

Is it weird that I find her hot but she also reminds me of my older sister?

[portylad4]

@cocopops149 Lol, I think that as well! Looks really scarily like my sister...not hot to me. I'm more of a guys guy.

Love you Lily!

[TanishaBrown1]

@cocopops149 Yes its weird ...Really weird

[Silver1478]

I love this soooooooooong!!!

[djkittz]

love this video really good not only is lilly allen fit as aqnything but this video rocks lol xxx lovez it xx

[freakinweirdocreep]

kinda wish i had an older sister who would've said these things to me before it was too late...

[LotusJet]

So basically, "Hey, you chav fuck of a brother, get a life."

[meme411ify]

barbie porn

[xxJustinxxBieberxx1]

lmao. This is so friggen stupid

[laughdancesyd]

if I was her real bro Id be like, Hey! dont talk about me like that to the public!!

[HailinJune]

She looks heaps like Ashley Greene..