2:54 - Considering the rampant flirting from the Queen earlier in the film AND just witnessing a man spring a looking glass out of his crotch, this tiny scene feels even dirtier to me. Was this secretly a porn film for kids?
I hear there's another English version that's very rare and hard to find. I hear that version's much better, because it doesn't rely on constant ad-libbing, and actually had real song lyrics. That's what I've heard anyway.
This movie cemented Columbus in my head as a lovable idiot, which is better than as a hero or a villain. To this day, he still comes across in my mind as someone who never did anything important on purpose. The natives who died through disease and suicide were just a result of hillariously failed attempt at slavery and converting them to Christianity. Where's the woodworm when you need him.
@gentlerat of course, Columbus didn't even know that he was at a totally different continent until someone else mentioned it, and then he was pissed that he didn't accomplish his goal. Besides, Indians beat him and the Vikings to America, which is also why most of our schools don't observe Columbus day anymore
I still think this animation is so much better than that animated TITANIC movie. Pico she does love you! You have to count the stem of the flower too!
@24hrcutedeadgirl , ANYTHING IS FUCKING BETTER THAN THAT... "THING"!!! I mean really, that animated Titanic movie is 1000 times more offending than this one, and the animation is godawful: it makes Hanna Barbera look like Richard Williams!!! I wish Nostalgia cirtic was more fierce with that Titanic movie...
9:12 - "No fair! I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me to win!"
Y'know, if you see a boat that, apparently, is in a fixed position stable enough to hold upright skeletons, which themselves were unstable enough to fall down because you go close, then that prolly means the baot's on a reef, and that tends to mean you're near land.
Right away: "Wow. What an exhilirating and exciting chanse sequence. I was on the edge of my seat. Also, the color grey gets my heart racing."
1:40 -> They couldn't even be bothered to write out lyrics, they just randomly did some filler scatting? THAT'S JEREMY FROM THE SECRET OF NIMH, GOD DAMNIT.
2:45 - I haven't seen use of computer animation this bad since that hoax "suicide mouse" video.
the skinny rat reminds me of Beavis
doctorfeelucky 2 weeks ago
6:40
"Maybe if I call her telepathically, she'll come back!"
Seriously, though, the dubbing in this is terrible.
ambskater97 3 weeks ago
LMAO he said he was allergic to rope?!!
MsUlquiorra77 3 months ago
"I'm morbiting above the earth with the girl of my dreams" That was beautiful.
MegaPrincessviolet 7 months ago
Okay, Dom Deluise's song is still kinda funny to listen to 'cause it's Dom Deluise at the end of the day :D :D
Lamporre 7 months ago
:/ corey feldman...for shame
KenzieKaddl 8 months ago
2:54 - Considering the rampant flirting from the Queen earlier in the film AND just witnessing a man spring a looking glass out of his crotch, this tiny scene feels even dirtier to me. Was this secretly a porn film for kids?
SovanJedi 9 months ago
I hear there's another English version that's very rare and hard to find. I hear that version's much better, because it doesn't rely on constant ad-libbing, and actually had real song lyrics. That's what I've heard anyway.
VGRetro 9 months ago
This movie cemented Columbus in my head as a lovable idiot, which is better than as a hero or a villain. To this day, he still comes across in my mind as someone who never did anything important on purpose. The natives who died through disease and suicide were just a result of hillariously failed attempt at slavery and converting them to Christianity. Where's the woodworm when you need him.
gentlerat 10 months ago
@gentlerat of course, Columbus didn't even know that he was at a totally different continent until someone else mentioned it, and then he was pissed that he didn't accomplish his goal. Besides, Indians beat him and the Vikings to America, which is also why most of our schools don't observe Columbus day anymore
doctorfeelucky 2 weeks ago
people i give u the greatest stoner movie ever conceived by the mind's of men
Semp314 10 months ago
Okay I would not be afraid of those sailors. I mean look at them!
johnhamilton08 10 months ago
@7:17 Ah hoh Ah hoh??????
Raiden3651 10 months ago
@HunterxColleen2 The Magic Voyage Movie is More Than Animated TITANIC movie
65animatedfan 11 months ago
I still think this animation is so much better than that animated TITANIC movie. Pico she does love you! You have to count the stem of the flower too!
24hrcutedeadgirl 1 year ago 8
@24hrcutedeadgirl , ANYTHING IS FUCKING BETTER THAN THAT... "THING"!!! I mean really, that animated Titanic movie is 1000 times more offending than this one, and the animation is godawful: it makes Hanna Barbera look like Richard Williams!!! I wish Nostalgia cirtic was more fierce with that Titanic movie...
DeepEye1994 9 months ago
OOOH! the life on the sea is the life for me no lovers of land are we! la la la la! la la la la! la la la la la laaa!
I love that song!!
S89f 1 year ago 3
i wonder what happened to colombus' other ships that sailed with him?
olivierbaghdadi 1 year ago
@olivierbaghdadi They're with him the whole time. The Nina and Pinta save Columbus and friends when the Santa Maria crashes on land.
BigDogJang0 1 year ago
Did I tell you I was allergic to rope!
NewWaveFan1 1 year ago
Storm- Eugh, the CGI got worse XP
9:12 - "No fair! I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me to win!"
Y'know, if you see a boat that, apparently, is in a fixed position stable enough to hold upright skeletons, which themselves were unstable enough to fall down because you go close, then that prolly means the baot's on a reef, and that tends to mean you're near land.
...
These are the worst sailors ever.
Xunkun 1 year ago 3
Right away: "Wow. What an exhilirating and exciting chanse sequence. I was on the edge of my seat. Also, the color grey gets my heart racing."
1:40 -> They couldn't even be bothered to write out lyrics, they just randomly did some filler scatting? THAT'S JEREMY FROM THE SECRET OF NIMH, GOD DAMNIT.
2:45 - I haven't seen use of computer animation this bad since that hoax "suicide mouse" video.
4:30 - Where are the other boats?
Dream Sequence - You suck at dreaming, Pico.
Xunkun 1 year ago 7
1:23
WHAT...THE...****...IS...THIS.
PuffyTopianMan 1 year ago 3