Mario Cantone on The View 2004 Oscar Wrap-up

[Bdwaybuff]

IRENE CARA in FAME BOOBS!!!!! SO TRUE!

[ennui406]

wow, he's exhausting

[eveville1]

LMAO!!!

[BinaryFlareRC]

"When the 40ft wall goes up... YOU START TO MOVE!! WAAAAALK!!!"

I love Mario sfm.

[danielonethebest]

I really don't get why americans can't spell exactly italo.american surnames... actually it's cantone with final -e not canton... anyway I found it so funny

[LoveOlderWomen]

Gays love Criticizing but hates being criticized.

[VIKINGOCATIRE]

@LoveOlderWomen  totally right, no wonder why usually end up alone, Spend all their lives fucking every guy in the corner and never find true love

[TheCherryBomber1]

@LoveOlderWomen don't stereotype us. we're not all like Mario Cantone. Just like all straight guys aren't like Chuck Norris, however much they'd like to think so.

[billyboylb]

@LoveOlderWomen Oh please....Mario is all in good fun. Geez.

[LoveOlderWomen]

@billyboylb yeah it's all fun and games when u'r not the one being laughed at, but what if u'r the one being made fun of? gays should know better than anyone else and learn from their own experience. Gays are the most hypocrite group of people in this planet. if u want to be respected then start respecting yourself and other people first. you can't just impose nor demand respect from other people u have to earn it. stop acting like the world owes you something just because u'r gay.

[billyboylb]

@LoveOlderWomen If any group is the most hypocritical on the planet it's white heterosexual christian males who believe they are the only ones entitled to full freedoms in the U.S. Try making fun of a conservative Christian. They go fucking apeshit. Then they turn and target gays with constitutional amendments, which is something I would never do to a fellow law-abiding tax-paying citizen. Peace.

[msscott73]

EAT SOME CHOCOLATES AND GET POUNDED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND. FUNNY!!!

[kindredhearts]

I just love Mario. He is one of the best comedians I have ever seen. Too funny..

[gan0nsl4y3r]

annoying..

[ykaiilah]

His improvisations are always great.

[ykaiilah]

@CenturianRule So what, who cares? What does gay have to do with it? Straight people find straight comedians obnoxious all the time. LMAO.

[SHRINA17]

@ykaiilah  Perfectly said!!!!

[DereksEvie]

always my faveorit. comidian ( spelling ?? sorry, polish )

[mrdavidjrush]

Charlize Theron still looks better than you, Mario.

[CosmicTDI]

"eat some chocolates and get pounded by your boyfriend." LOFL...

[bribabytt]

Oh my gosh, how thin Joy's face was back then! Sucess and the easy life can really start to show up on you if you don't watch it.

[windchimex]

When the 40 foot wall comes up, You start to mooove!!! WALK!!

This guy cracks me up!!

[adamamamama]

this guy is a dick.

[windchimex]

@adamamamama Take that dick out your mouth the next time you leave a comment, whore!

[felineshadow0221]

2:27 that was daniel radcliff in that pic? wow he's really tall but he looked so unhappy poor guy

[anouck86]

@felineshadow0221 that's not daniel radcliff. that's Stuart Townsend. they dated for a while

[bearbagley]

Two ugly rude queens! Do not know which one is more sickining!!!

[kerryoke68]

lmao he kills me!!

"...I'll tell you how, eat some chocolates and get pounded by your boyfriend!!!"

[rglocks]

I love that Michael Douglas's "coma" is Viagra-induced. lol. I also loved Star's reaction. She looked like she was gonna kill him.

[rhymeandreasoning]

he was on the JOY BEHAR SHOW tonight..FUNNY AS HELL..and believe it or not he is 50 !!! yes 50!!!! looks great.

[mikesterSTLMO]

Aside from being one of the funniest, his impersonations are the best; I have never seen a better Bette Davis, Liza, or Katherine Hephurn

[luvumo2day]

He is a funny MF! LOL

[Candice7]

"What better way to make urself look better is to bring your publicist who's uglier than you" 3:40 LOL!!!!!

[mossruut]

Wow. How original. Name calling. You're the bigger FAGGOT than he is to do that.

[fenwayfive]

@mossruut 

[CynicalHippie]

Oh my lulz! To be honest, I didn't know who he was, I only came across him through Kathy Griffin's My LIfe on the D-List but he's fucking hilarious!

[DementisVenustas]

He's 49. Two years younger than one of his best friends, Denis Leary.

[L2design]

LOVE MARIO.. he needs his OWN show dammit

[vim92]

He's 50?! are you guys serious?! he's so funny!!

[lambadal]

"ask him why did he betray christ!" hahaha lmao i love his joan rivers and melissa impersonation!

"when the wall goes up..YOU START TO MOVE!" haha this guy kills me !!!!

[crazietracie]

the best by far !!

[93Hondax2]

omg the sting part was hilarious.

[gombis666]

I cannot believe he is 50...WTF is his secret?

[nexypointy]

wtf? really

[naruluvr]

seriously!!! No way!!!

[McCartyMazer]

I couldn't stop laughing when the Rene Zellwiger thing came up.

[audionautix]

Genius. Pure Genius.

[TowerBlock77]

LMFAO @ IRENE CARA BREASTS!!!

[karesenbe77]

thank you. do you you have more from Mario?

[SAMMI7223]

eat some chocolate and get pounded by your boyfriend! haaahaha love it!

[palou411]

Oh my God, this was something, hilarious!!!

[SHRINA17]

I am seeing Mario tomorrow night at Caroline's and I cannot wait (I've seen him twice before and couldn't breath--he makes me laugh so hard and he is so nice...we were invited back to his dressing room and he was so sweet and lovely and damn cute!!!

[alysha2002]

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!! LMAO!