Some Blonde Jokes

[TayBugLuvely]

not to offend anybody buttt - what do you call a etheopian with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese. [bad spelling sorry]

[jbieberluver10]

the person who is singing sounds like miley cyrus.......just saying

[PopularAshley1]

shiiit! the last  one waz funny!!!!!!!!!

[pokemaniac908]

dont send ne thing to her shell put it together in another sucky video w/o givin u credit

[funnybffs3456]

these jokes are lame as hell get a nother hobbie!!!!! (now)

[PokeDan14]

LOL but you forgot

"A blonde and a brunet jump off the same building at the some time which hits the ground first??? The brunet!!! the blonde had to stop to ask for directions!!!

[JessePavlovic10]

what do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you?

You take the pin out and throw it back at her

[myutopia666]

that was stupid it was only 2 jokes and the last one didnt even make sence get a better hobbie you suck

[luckyhollyX3TT]

i dont get the last joke can someone explain it to me i didn't think it was funny

[justypusty]

luckyhollyX3TT

i think it means something tht blondes ar tht dumb tht they dont think soo like wen she sed "hmmm...i think" she was telling a lie..

[michaelwaltrip55]

@luckyhollyX3TT she said i think, and because blonds dont think, she dissapered

[EMlNEM2020]

in the 2nd she dissappeared because she cant think

[AkaziuDMF]

Miley runs this song :(

[HLGCLiipZ]

ok heres 1

three blondes are driving to Disney World, they see a sign that says Disney World left, so they turned around and went home :PPP :D

[hitzuki720]

theres another one like that,3 guys had 1 w9ish but they had to jump off a cliff,,1 jumps and say i wish i was a falcon and gets wings to fly away.the second jumps and says i wish i was an egale.the tnhird guy trips on a rock and says oh shiit!! and falls off the cliff as shit.

[campinggirl23]

ok haha thanks! :))

[WristMyWatch]

lol thats funny! i like that 1

[burprince]

o shet, so he landed on a pile of shet lol

[meowgirl11]

LOL NICE..... 'oh shet'

[burprince]

Thx LOL

[burprince]

ok not about blondes but Funny, there were 3 men, they were all in poverty and they were walking on the side of a road, they saw one of thiere freind holding a sack of money, they asked "were did u get that: he said : from the genie on that mountain, then they climbed up the mountain and asked can we have money to? the genie said sure keep sayin what you want and jump off the mountain, soo 2 of em did and they landed on a pile of money, the third one was running but stumbled on a rock, hes like

[maddymay27]

why did the brunette eat a blonde's sock?? (because she thought there waere secrets under there) BAHA!!

[sm273645]

jokes suck, get a life, your not a comedy acter

[campinggirl23]

somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

[agentx3]

Nah, this guy woke up with a dildo up his ass lol.

[Ookamiboy12]

and a fat dude next to him 0.0 agentx3

[agentx3]

LMAO

[meowgirl11]

get a life? i wonder if he;s talking to a mirrior..

[agentx3]

Well don't go insulting me.

[axlfoleyfanatic]

No offence towards coloured people on here but I have some Black Jokes

1.whats a black person going down a water slid A.seridge

2.whats a black fella with dandruff A.a

laming-ton

3. what a black fella with internal bleeding  A.a cherry ripe

4.whats a black fella who jumped off a cliff A. a choc drop

5.whats a black fells that's come back up A. black magic

[blueaplooza]

i like th last one hahahahahahahahaha poof shes gone hahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFL

Y DO BLONDS HAVE TGIF WRITEN ON THERE SHOES...TOES GO IN FIRST

[campinggirl23]

haha thanks!!

[killerpete10]

go to google and type in 100s of blonde jokes then i belive its humor vault. they have very good 1s :] 100s of em 2 :]

[campinggirl23]

ok that's a good idea thanks! :))

[killerpete10]

miley cyrus :] 1 funny blonde joke is: theres a reason britney spears is blonde! [ i know i spelled her name wrong... i think]

[campinggirl23]

haha i like that one!:))

[S3xySh0rts]

ok im not against black peeps but my friend told me this and its funny ok Q: wat did god say when he made the 1st black dude

A: Damn it I burnt one

[j0a0r0e0d]

"i think-" poof! she disapeared

[xxcrazyponyloverxx]

"what do you call a blonde with two brain cells?"...."pregnat" good vid im blonde but i LOVE the jokes!

[campinggirl23]

HAHA i get it good 1 !!! <3 :))

[xxcrazyponyloverxx]

thx lolz :)

[xSGxHartBr8ker]

=D=D=D=

[shmucknuck]

hahah miley cyrus was singing that song

[coolbeansz]

haha these are so funny

[Nicole9864]

what the hell you guys shouldn't take these offensively, the guy just wanted some laughs,and well blondes aren't stupid, I know that. People are just jealous because like in the movies they see, oh the blondes get all the guys, oh the blondes are all popular. Blondes are people too! Cuz all of my friends ARE blonde. So don't take this offensively, just laugh

[aamlfreak508]

i totally agree with u i love blond jokes but i don't think blonds are stupid my best friend is blond and she's 10 times smarter than me another reason we tell blond jokes is because we just enjoy feeling smarter than someone once in awhile it doesn't mean we think all blonds are drooling idiots and it says blond jokes in the title if ur offended by blond jokes don't watch it

[pinkfrenchrose]

I'm a blond, I get straight A's, and I still find this cute.

[campinggirl23]

awesome!

[Horsezrule108]

i'm a blond and i got all A's on my past repot card

i find theses jokes offensive and rude

though i do notice my hair getting darkerand more bernet like huh....u never know

[campinggirl23]

I don't think people meen to make these offensive I sure don't it doesn't meen ur dumb.

[rnazay]

then answer this you liar if X = 6 and Y = X*12 whats Y? dont know? then dont lie

[campinggirl23]

its 72 duh

[rnazay]

i asked the blonde that claims she has straight a's

[abcdanette]

you just made yourself look stupid.

brunette not bernet.

so yeah. next time spell check.

[campinggirl23]

well sorry gosh people i just made this video for a good laugh if ur just gonna put negative comments don't put any at all. U all know that these blonde jokes don't really mean anything.

[abcdanette]

no i wasn't talking about you.

i was talking about that one chick that posted a comment on the other page.

to the girl who was dissing you.

i think this is really funny.

i like it.

[campinggirl23]

thanks :)

[campinggirl23]

don't listen to anybody they're just jealous that they can't get any A's

[toxiccv8]

lovecows4ever r u a blond?

[campinggirl23]

no...

[lovecows4ever]

im not, it was just a stupid joke...there is no saddle on an electric horse ride

[lovecows4ever]

i dont get the horse one

[charmedlova18]

she was on one of those silly little kid rides infront of stores

[monamaragh]

lol, oh i am so useing this for school this year, lol, nice job dude, or um,,,,dudette. sorry if i called you da oppisite of ur gender.

[campinggirl23]

thanks, and i don't mind. :)

[charmedlova18]

miley cyrus is singing ........ isn she?

[campinggirl23]

yea, its from disneymania...

[Sarah705]

I like the smiley faces the most

[FFPianoDude]

camping girl right?

it's nice that not only the guys find these jokes funny

[lionkinglov]

nice jokes:)

[texasbluebonnet23]

Cool!