umm who is this blabling warm pile of cow shit in a cut off shirt? who ever he is he is about as funny as unprotected sex with a 60 pound, 5 dollar crack whore with gential warts and a nasty cough..
Watched "One Night with Dice Clay" for the first time the other day on Netflix, after watching/listening to %90 of stand-up comics in the past dozen years . . . Dice is one of the funniest ever . . . only unenlightened consumer wage slave cunts that are brainwashed by PC bullshit are capable of not loving Dice . . .
andrew dice clay had this type style long before the Rock. maybe the Rock took some of his thunder. I love the Rock too. but he is telling the truth about Trump
HA! this fucking has been, whale of a man is telling Trump "Don't be an ASSHOLE!" Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? This guy is the biggest duechebag, and thank god his shitty comedy was before my time.
Everything was fine until dice stated that your brain on drugs is like an egg frying, that's fucking retarded propaganda used to scare kids away from drugs when it's completely inaccurate.
Diceman is a washed up loser piece of fuckin' shit retard. look at my videos on my page. I made 2 vids for the washed up clown idiot clay. He needs to die, or some shit. He's a faggot.
@stayshigh75 Oh, what a sophisticated, articulate argument you made.Who gives a fuck if you've made videos against this guy. I'm not a huge fan of Clay, but damn, if people like him, people like him.Nothing you can do about that. Go listen to shit YOU like, instead of bashing others who don't care about your opinion(a.k.a Andrew Dice Clay).By the way, with a name like that, you should probably assume people are going to disregard your input indefinitely.And by the way, drugs aren't good, period.
Fuck Donald Chump. How the hell does someone get the nerve to own the rights to the words "you're fired" when they didn't even make it up. What a douche.
@ScorpionPRNC Well, when your mother had my balls in her mouth, drowning on my cum, that's kind of what it sounded like she was saying through her gargling and gagging, so I went with it. Glad you like it.
@ConservativeCitizen That doesn't sound too conservative. I think you're name is full of shit. Besides, my Mom is too liberal for you. Gargling cum sounds like a real gay idea might i add. You should change your name to ConservativeLame.
@ScorpionPRNC The only thing "lame" was your response. I'm disappointed. I expected something more from a Dice fan. You mention "gay" an awful lot. You got something against faggot folks? If mom(a.k.a. cum catcher) really is a libtard, she wouldn't approve of your anti-queer comments.
Dice Clay isn t a loser he says it how it is bottom line and people hate em for that alone. Most people are fake and lie to make themselves look good. So it s not fuck Dice it s fuck you. Thank you god bless Dice Clay and he s still the king.
I think "dice" is a boy bone smoker. don't know for sure ... but he comes across like that.
stevex09 1 day ago
For a second I thought he raided the Rock's closet.
BadNews4Mojo 1 week ago
classic , he needs a new show like jersey shore style!
mrblacification 1 week ago
Dice Is awesome
log7er25 3 weeks ago
Dice Is Exactly Right Here On Trump..........Bravo!
sammycircle 1 month ago
Dice is the SHIT!
Arcane1Soldier 1 month ago
umm who is this blabling warm pile of cow shit in a cut off shirt? who ever he is he is about as funny as unprotected sex with a 60 pound, 5 dollar crack whore with gential warts and a nasty cough..
carlawon 2 months ago
@carlawon Someone's offended. lmao You're acting like you're Donald Trump.
neoviking69 1 month ago
@neoviking69 hey, if you love this douche bag, don't get mad at me.. thats your problem!
carlawon 1 month ago
Hickory, Dickory Dock,
omnadrener1 sucked my cock
the clock struck two, I shot my goo
and dropped him off on the next block!
TheREALDanontheMoon 2 months ago
@TheREALDanontheMoon - Who said he did?
- Old little Dano went to the cubbard to get his old dog a bone, when Dano bent over, Rover took over, and gave him a bone of his own.
You perverted cunt, shut the fuck up.
KingDingaLing090 2 months ago
@KingDingaLing090 xD thats some funny shit.
TheREALDanontheMoon 2 months ago
HAHAHA! yo if Dice was on Jersey Shore I would watch it, then it would be interesting!
jindigger 2 months ago
Dice. Don't talk about politics buddy. Mkay? You are out of your element.
KingDingaLing090 2 months ago
@KingDingaLing090 Trump should refrain from discussing politics, he don't know shit about fuck.
TheREALDanontheMoon 2 months ago
shut up you jew fuck
omnadrener1 2 months ago
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TheREALDanontheMoon 2 months ago
@omnadrener1Fuck Donald Trump, and fuck you.
TheREALDanontheMoon 2 months ago
LOL. Dice just mad because he got booted from Celebrity Apprentice first.
YankeeYapping 2 months ago
ass .... hole.... assh*** ...
Deere55 2 months ago
Dice is more Italian than all of the of those Jersey Soar cast combined......
bluez4soul 3 months ago
@bluez4soul Except for the part where hes Jewish, clown. That and the fact he probably can spell "SHORE".
ShaneKarma376 3 months ago
Why is this dude acting so hard? Somebody needs to smack the shit outta him.
myassin2009 3 months ago
what happened to his eye? I´d seen him with a pirate patch before could this be the reason why?
dottoreguzmanrulz 3 months ago
Dice for president!
chrishasaclue 3 months ago
Dice Man was funny as hell back in the day, but who gives a shit about his opinion today?
BobKaye 3 months ago
jesus this guy is fucking bad
Dan69WasTaken 3 months ago
Watched "One Night with Dice Clay" for the first time the other day on Netflix, after watching/listening to %90 of stand-up comics in the past dozen years . . . Dice is one of the funniest ever . . . only unenlightened consumer wage slave cunts that are brainwashed by PC bullshit are capable of not loving Dice . . .
Almir1618Preldzic 4 months ago
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Dice, your five minutes are up. Go away. No one cares you doucher.
717021 4 months ago
The fuck? Does he think he's The Rock..ohhhhh, i see. Both of them think they're Elvis...
terrybrass 4 months ago
boring...
hopmarin 4 months ago
You mean "The ROCK takes on Donald Trump" ???
g9ambit 4 months ago
@g9ambit
andrew dice clay had this type style long before the Rock. maybe the Rock took some of his thunder. I love the Rock too. but he is telling the truth about Trump
WonderWomanFan4life 4 months ago
HA! this fucking has been, whale of a man is telling Trump "Don't be an ASSHOLE!" Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? This guy is the biggest duechebag, and thank god his shitty comedy was before my time.
1984joeyaz 4 months ago
worst fuckin comic ever
miamifins08 4 months ago 2
Everything was fine until dice stated that your brain on drugs is like an egg frying, that's fucking retarded propaganda used to scare kids away from drugs when it's completely inaccurate.
vexun11 4 months ago
@vexun11 So what would be accurate information to use when describing the use of crack, heroin, or better yet, weed?
SkilledCobbs 3 months ago
Nahh dude, i accept you the way you are. WEEEAK
ScorpionPRNC 5 months ago
Diceman is a washed up loser piece of fuckin' shit retard. look at my videos on my page. I made 2 vids for the washed up clown idiot clay. He needs to die, or some shit. He's a faggot.
stayshigh75 5 months ago
@stayshigh75 Oh, what a sophisticated, articulate argument you made.Who gives a fuck if you've made videos against this guy. I'm not a huge fan of Clay, but damn, if people like him, people like him.Nothing you can do about that. Go listen to shit YOU like, instead of bashing others who don't care about your opinion(a.k.a Andrew Dice Clay).By the way, with a name like that, you should probably assume people are going to disregard your input indefinitely.And by the way, drugs aren't good, period.
SkilledCobbs 3 months ago
Fuck Donald Chump. How the hell does someone get the nerve to own the rights to the words "you're fired" when they didn't even make it up. What a douche.
ScorpionPRNC 5 months ago
Amazing animation. How did they get the pile of shit to wave its arms like that?
ConservativeCitizen 5 months ago
@ConservativeCitizen how'd you come up with such a gay screenname?
ScorpionPRNC 5 months ago
@ScorpionPRNC Well, when your mother had my balls in her mouth, drowning on my cum, that's kind of what it sounded like she was saying through her gargling and gagging, so I went with it. Glad you like it.
ConservativeCitizen 5 months ago
@ConservativeCitizen That doesn't sound too conservative. I think you're name is full of shit. Besides, my Mom is too liberal for you. Gargling cum sounds like a real gay idea might i add. You should change your name to ConservativeLame.
ScorpionPRNC 5 months ago
@ScorpionPRNC The only thing "lame" was your response. I'm disappointed. I expected something more from a Dice fan. You mention "gay" an awful lot. You got something against faggot folks? If mom(a.k.a. cum catcher) really is a libtard, she wouldn't approve of your anti-queer comments.
ConservativeCitizen 5 months ago
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@ConservativeCitizen how'd you come up with such a gay screenname?
ScorpionPRNC 5 months ago
Dice Clay isn t a loser he says it how it is bottom line and people hate em for that alone. Most people are fake and lie to make themselves look good. So it s not fuck Dice it s fuck you. Thank you god bless Dice Clay and he s still the king.
6095jimmy 5 months ago 2
Dice u were taking it up ur ass in trumps show and u were sucking his dick now ur acting all badass???? Hahaha fucking loser
taymoorlang 5 months ago
he s trying to promote himself fuckin retard Dice
jezusmatkojebca 5 months ago
trump doesnt know you exsist... trump will take a shit on your balding head and wipe his ass with your stupid pork chop side burns
carlawon 5 months ago
@carlawon ya actually trump does no he exists since dice was on his show you dumb fuck
mtwrocks07 4 months ago
Fucking word, Dice!
Ladiesman1447 5 months ago
BoB Barker for President 2012.
KinisonisKing 6 months ago
dice is the man!
CmoreBuhts 6 months ago
I freakin LOVE Dice!!!!!
ANTOINETTECOLAKOV 7 months ago
FIRST! 1111111 Andrew Dice Clay is my Favorite Comedian-I hear his voice in my head when I think-Crazyyyyy-thanx
phillosophy21still 8 months ago