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From: Metal4Ever08
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  • i`m a speed fucker :))

  • i`m a speed fucker :))

    

  • If I cum it was RIGHT ON TIME!!!

  • I can't come quick enough, I ran out of good porn and it takes too long. fourth time of the day takes a couple hours

  • I'm a speed fucker.

  • lmaooo top comment got 69 thumbs

  • lmfao this guy is toooo funny!

  • This guy is amazingly hilarious!!! :) Ima speed fucker too dave ima speed fucker LOL

  • CHICKEN ON A ROTISORY....HAHAHAHAHA:D..FUNN­Y,FUNNYDAVE

  • Funny Stand Up Comedy

    Neumann, your Favorite mailman is at it again. Doing stand up and is funnier than ever. Click, watch and like. Don't forget to comment. Thank You All.

  • Gotta work on your time baby im down to a 1:20

  • Click like for: Dave Chappelle For President.

  • @igorvigor I love Dave like no other but I'm not with a Pres. that would jet to Africa if things get hectic.

  • Well that's a known rule that straight guys prefer to have two girls in their bed than another penis. The problem is that most men don't realize that straight women are just the same but on the reverse ie we prefer two men in our bed than another vagina.

  • @alrune8 its funny but true. i cant even think of another guy fucking the same girl im fucking...i'd lose my fucking mind not to mention taking part in it. now if she brings her friend along and its us 3 thats a diff ballgame. i cant guarantee that imma please em both to their satisfaction but i'd sure give it a try.

  • @cindeler well I personally don't see myself with another girl on the same guy. Why? Because he will inevitably ask for lesbian action and I'm not into other women. But 2 guys? Bring it on! If one dick is good, 2 dicks are even better!

  • @alrune8 i guess its the same way we view men sharing our women.

  • Metal4Ever08 my m.s.n is my profile baybe!

  • did Carlos Mencia steal any part of this?

    I remember him telling the same jokes about premature ejaculating

    i might be wrong

  • probably thats what he does

  • rofl

  • "ill pull her hair" "ill smack her ass" haha

  • dave is truly the best

  • Team Work at its very best my Friends!

  • Maan this dude is hilarious =)

  • lol

  • my dick is the star of my fantasy

    ain't nobody's dick guest-starring

    lmao.

  • Haha "I'm out of Shawshank" :-D

  • dis is sum funny shit 2 watch wen ur fucked up

  • how could you,,, how could you cum... "i was fucking."

  • ahahahahaha 'chicken on a rotisserie' ahahahahahaha

  • I beat dave!!! I came in 30 seconds laughing so hard at this video.

    "I CAME RRRRIGHT ON TIME!!"

  • it was RIGHT ON TIME!!!

  • "poorwoman look like a chicken on a rotisserie n shit" hahah

  • i was waitin for someone to say that shit. more guys than girls is messed, he is very right.

  • omg !!!! hahahah

  • amen to that

  • Jesus christ, couldnt stop laughing about the premature part, that was brilliant!

  • loool :P

    "Premature Ejaculator"

  • "Help me!! What have I gotten myself into!?!?"

  • XD  lol!

  • yes true so true

  • ahahahahaha

  • lol "right on time"

  • so true

  • lol

  • Ew.

  • 'Teamwork at it's very, very BEST my friends!'

  • thanks

  • wish i cud see the actual video the pic an the wrting is shit

  • that was a really great similie, like a chicken on a rotissary (my spelling sucks) lol that was really funny.

  • david how could you cum... i was fucking.

    lmfao

  • 1 dick per fantasy, My dick is the star of my fantasy!!

  • "pre-mature ejaculator! damn!" lol

  • "My dick is the star of my fantasy."

    Funniest shit EVER!

  • if i cum it was rrrrright on time

    ...i beat ya!

    hahaha good good

  • lol I was fuckin'!!!

  • ROFL it's way funnier when he does it live(not saying that it isnt live)

  • "I'll pull her hair"

    "I'll smack her ass"

  • rofl "Imma speed fucker!"

  • I just love "I'm outta Shawshank, I'm free"

  • Jesus he's too good!

  • "HELP ME!!!"

  • Dave is so funny

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