Becker - S03E09 part 1

[keesvangulik127]

You see? Christmas is a real ballbreaker.

[TheKokojoe]

Notice the stereotype about Reggie? She is greek and owns a diner.

[buzzzatho]

Whats "the 700 club"?!

[keesvangulik127]

@buzzzatho There's a vague rumor about this thing called Boogle,or Hoogle, or Coogle.

Apparently you can find stuff there. Just kiddin'.

[buzzzatho]

@keesvangulik127 i did, but there was a lot of 700 clubs around the world that have nothing do to with it, i found it, not on google, but on Wikipedia... XD

[elysyed]

the guy at 9:08 is also in the first episode as well...

[cubamexico5567]

merry christmas or should i just go screw myslef

[admirs3]

bob '' reggie there orphans if the dont mind used parents they wont mind used toys'' lmao

[luxurious1989amer]

LINDA !!!

[dabois85]

Reggie is as manly as a women can be without being a lesbian.. almost.

[walesxscarlets]

God she's dressed so slutty but....HOT DAMN its gooooood slutty :D

[JLGRproductions]

I hate that bitch Sarah lol

[eugene680]

Becker: " Look, Look Santa. The traditional greeting is " ho, ho, ho ". Whenever a pretty girl walks by and you just say " Ho ", she has every right to deck you ".

[poplova]

reggie: and you give kids used toys

bob: reg, they're orphans, if they don't mind used PARENTS, they're not gonna mind used TOYS. one of the best lines.

[LOVNROCK33]

yo mammas



[LOVNROCK33]

yo mammas

[incredibleincu]

not a black guy.. black eye!! LOL

[Djean0725]

There are orphans if they don't mind used parents; they won't mind used toys.

[Djean0725]

Reggie: Handmade in greece.

Jake: Just like your sandwich....lol Good one Jake.

[625je]

I hope you're happy, Becker, you've ruined Jake.

LMFAO xD

[itsdoof1]

not a black guy a black eye! haha

[thedarkness97]

Im in hell XD

[HOTGUY26TX]

the best show all time!!!!

[SuckerMc187]

Its like liberatji drinking a martini:P

[RideEmCowboy7861]

"I can't guarantee a white christmas, but for some of those old farts it's gonna be a blue one"

That line made me choke on my burrito I was laughing so hard.

[PhilosophicalPsycho]

@RideEmCowboy7861

You mean this is your first time watching? D:

[abu5ader]

becker becker

adorable

[gmccall22]

this show should have a TVMA version with only swearing, like real new yorkers do...Bob and Becker would be even more hilarious...

[infestedzerg99]

"hand made is greece"

"much like this sandwitch"

ROFL.

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

Becker-isms vs. House-isms?

[andrey22]

Becker for me.

At least you can relate to him.

[Klinekar]

like how they re-use certain characters like the toy store guy is from the movie theatre episode when he trash talks margaret n' beck lol

[daskagboyz]

aahha a santa with a black guy

[princev11]

like i said no expectations no dissapointments i love that lol

[overshooting]

I am in hell!

[AucklandRulez]

this is my favourite episode

[PHATSKOHE]

shawnee smith sit on my face

[shamsky4evr]

is this hq? the quality seems better

[pgyogurt]

what is Linda wearing in a doctor's office?

[sethroman2]

who cares as long as she wears it all the time

[aaron9099]

"merry christmas, or should i just screw myself?" so unoriginal its funny :D

[TequilaAndBurrito]

"No expectations, no disappointments".

Pathetic, but true.

[dabois85]

@TequilaAndBurrito I Wouldn't say Pathetic..

Christmas Sucks But Thats Mostly Because Of The Lies & Bullshit It Represents & is Accoiated With All that Religious Crap,

LMAO Kids Learn theres no Santa by the latest 10 years old,

Adults are chasing a dilusion of God all their lives..

LMAO!!

Dumb asses Grow Up.

But yeah lols rant over

[Seracinfinity]

@dabois85 That was so unintelligent it has decreased the I.Q of everyone in the world.

Thank you, fuckface.

[CoolKidX85]

man I love this show