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  • it was so bad!!!,

    I just could not keep track of what the hell was going on haha

    wow there was actually a storyline????

  • I hated Gamer dot

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  • Gamer was such a weird and trippy movie

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  • THAT MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC motherfucker they used a revolutionary camera and new filming style you little whore your more a women that bitches more then simon was in the movie

  • THAT MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC

  • I saw this movie thinking it was going to be good, and all I saw was boring violence and porn... This movie is shit

  • i actually did like this movie..and tht dance number was awkward...lol but i think tht fit the movie...it was an awkward out of place confusing mess but i did like the story...the real problem i c was there was no character development ur thrown into it without any idea WTF is going on....idk i still liked it tho

  • i am a huge gamer,this movie was total shit

  • cool that shaun and juliet are in there i love psych

  • They ruined the term "gamer" for me. I'm still a gamer today, but back before I saw that piece of shit, I loved being called a gamer, but now I just thing of that garbage every time I hear or see the term. The only good part of that ENTIRE movie was seeing arcade cabinents of Metal Slug and Galaga..... It also labels video games as violent in pornographic, as in there telling you that every video game is like that...

  • TRON is even better. HANDS DOWN!

  • I don't even remember the musical number in the movie :O

  • I'm a pretty huge video gamer. I agree with you. Fucking awful movie.

    The only scene that was cool was the one with the musical number with the final fight scene or whatever.

  • My question is WTF is with the musical number????

  • @Roblok100 Also,when those twin girls flashed their boobs,my dad was like "DON'T tell your mother about this,or she will murder me!" I'm surprised he let us watch it,when my mother came back we were still watching it,my dad turned it off and I jumped into my office. SO MUCH T&A!! TOO MUCH!! The fat guy was disgusting and that rave club was just....p0rno material....

  • this moviw was horrible and sadly i own it...

  • @RobbieAndPhoebe BURN IT!!!! Burn it to the fires of hell in which it came!!!!

  • @KingHippo1000 I think that's some good advice...

  • it was on netflix instant watch. i turned it off after 20 minutes

  • During this whole movie I was just thinking, "WTF man, If I wanted to watch a porno, I would go a watch a porno." What a stupid piece of shit film.

  • They didn't focus on the "Game" part enough for this movie to be called "Gamer" The main character escapes the game even before the first half of the movie! What a ripoff. It should have been called. "Escape to reality" or something like that....

  • I knew it was going to be terrible from the trailer, it was pretty obvious. And I like video games.

  • Psych's one of my favorite shows too<3

  • Yeaaaaaah! well done man

  • Hahaahaha "IT BLEW ME AWAY! I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT TO BE AS BAD AS IT WAS" almost had me there for a second.

    CRITICALLY APPROVED

  • I downloaded it from pirate bay, its scary to think of that as a future possibility. 

  • i liked it fer da tits

  • i just got gamer and im about to watch it, but with all of these bad comments, im starting to have second thoughts, how old do you guys think is the MINIMUM age to see this. (btw, im about 13)

  • @KelliYakkoPetrelli minimum age? probabley 13-i mean if your offended by tits-dancing girls-blood, guts and war than i think you shouldnt watch it but hey, this is mondern society...knock yourself out:D

  • @Theanimatedcow lol late, but thanks. i saw it with my dad O.o awkward movie. xD but im 12, and it wasnt as bad as i expected it to be :P

  • @KelliYakkoPetrelli Bro,same thing except I'm 13,my mom left to some fundraiser and my dad rented this,I wanted to see this originally so he rented it and when my brother came back (14) dad,I,and brother watched it. It started out as a normal gritty action film in a dystopian future but...as soon as "Society" came on,it got REALLY ackward and my dad said "I didn't know how much nudity there was going to be in this..." we watched to about the part where after they get picked up in the VW Bus

  • thumbs up if you have never seen this guy say a good thing about a movie

  • the movie wasn't very good. i think the story/plot of it wasn't developed very good and the characters weren't believable. BUT it did have really good special effects and some of the acting was good. and the tea bag thing was funny.

  • This movie= Ultra omega super duper fail!!!!

  • watched the movie, it was my first porno and last ever o.e

  • its the best ive seen special fx were the best i like the idea of it and your a complete dumb fuck if you hated it

  • This movie sucked.

  • movie sucked. i liked watching the prisoner rip open the back of his skull, though. turned it off and proceeded to watch 28 weeks later and RESTREPO.

  • i love video games but that movie was fucking retarded

    omg when that guy screamed i tbagged him i pissed my pants but thats it

  • i love video games but that movie was fucking retarded

  • I hated the movie too.

  • I saw this movie with my mom, EPIC FAIL!!!

  • you have to be high to watch these

  • its a love hate thing... i loved it

  • i loved it 0-0

  • im going to be a VG developer for a career, but this movie was fucking terrible.

  • right on! i agree with u man

  • I thought the dance part was hillarious, so was the tea bag haha

  • Before I rent a movie I always see if Eric reviewed it. I was gonna rent this, but now I'm not. I mean...a dance number? Lol. Definitely not.

  • dude eric i totally agree with you. this movie was so horrible.

  • im a huge gamer and the only thing i liked about the movie was the cast and in my opinion it was an insult to gaming

  • i am a huge gamer.

    i couldnt finish it.

  • @4LackOfaBetterNam3 Thats okay my friend. We don't blame you. Watching a really shitty movie without friends to help you is a difficult task, and often takes a heavy toll on your sanity.

  • I didn't really get the story of this movie when I saw it.

  • The only good part of this movie was the teabagging.

  • it was way too flashy story sucked IT SUCKED

  • im a huge gamer...but it was still terrible, but the t-bagging was funny as hell

  • Yea i agree totally. There were very few breif moments that were pretty cool. Unfortunently, as you said the best part was the cameo of the Psych characters. And even that wasnt too special for me, becuase the people i watched it with didnt know who they were so i couldnt react all "crazy"

  • no no it suck dick

  • yeah it did suck pretty badly. and ludacris seemed like he was randomnly in there....

  • Lol wow...now I'm actually glad that when I brought this movie over to my friends house, that we turned it off like idk halfway through it!

  • I liked the fat guy

  • The story had a lot of potential.

    Go fuck yo self.

    MICHAEL C. HALL FTW!

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  • the trailer looked so good so i watched it but then it was just a bunch of mindless violence dances and porn

  • I LOVED the society game lootk amazing so funky

  • i know the dance was weird and creepy like close to the end but butler just whoops their asses

  • If u want history,watch Alice.

    Action Man Action go clean the dish............Vai lavar louça

  • The only problem I have with this review is that, at no point, did this movie really take itself seriously. It was full of bizarro jokes and moody visuals, and Crank-esque humor. I don't think this movie took itself seriously at all- it's just goofy entertainment with a slight moral at the end. This is one of those rare reviews where I totally disagree with ErickWithNoK... Especially with the dance scene- that was amazing.

  • i liked it

  • i thought Gamer was ok,...this guy was speakin more on Transformers, lol,...now that was a little more funny than serious..

  • To much porn for me...

  • I LIKE GAMER A WE BIT

  • Gamer was..ok only part of the movie i liked was towards the end...after the dancing of course lol.

  • fuck u u are a geek who posts vids up about movies ufucking cock sucker GEEK

  • the society bit was screwed up and weird, but the slayer part was entertaining :)

  • Gamer is the best!!

  • I don't like

  • Simon was the best character in the movie

  • im a huge ufc fan and i noticed Keith Jardine made a few appearances in the beginning and middle, so that was pretty sick.

  • @xdayshawnx I know, right? I thought it was him when I saw it, so I looked it up on IMDB. Pretty awesome for me.

    You know what two fights I really wanna see right now though? Shane Carwin vs Brock Lesnar, and Rashad vs Rampage. Pretty sure those two fights are gonna make my year.

  • Micheal C. Hall made this movie, The only reason I saw it.

  • i think the story is awesome i think they really played many games and why is every1 jelling it has no story? john rambo is much more violent but in gamer it feels harder cuz i thought in the whole movie damn thats real people who cant even move(specially in the rave scene) and i dont wanna know what the fat dude did with kable wife the 1000 times he played her before^^

  • I liked gamer because i am a gamer

  • @grendel576 That's like saying "I like High School Musical, because I go to high school!", It's completely retarded, just because you like something, it doesn't mean that EVERY movie about it, you're going to enjoy. You probably like this movie because you have horrible taste in movies, not because you are a gamer. Just like if you were to like High School Musical, it'd probably because you're a twat that couldn't find a good movie if it was shoved up your ass, not because your're a highschooler

  • i think the "society" game , reminded me of ps3 home

  • @dewofthemountain or second life

  • @dewofthemountain lol me too

  • @dewofthemountain yah with more sex lol

  • @dewofthemountain and slayers reminded me killzone :D

  • To make it worse, good actors where in the movie except the controler who just "stared" in the lightning thief

  • Society and action r bout it

  • There was only one good thing was when it ended

  • To me, Gamer was a movie that was too busy trying to be stylized and intense that in the end, it really had nothing original to say. The movie itself felt very frustrating to watch. Not only because of its hyper-violence, but the intensity was just so constant and eye straining. This film would probably have been more interesting if it were done in the 80's, but there's a lot of dead weight that would need replaced with actual substance. It's a disgrace to gamers. The T-bag though was ftw (:

  • the only part of the movie that sucked was the fat dude kay the rest was amazing

  • Well said and spot on, it did realy suck.

    Shit movie based in a very unrealistic future!

  • I watched it, and after watching your review you made one huge mistake. You called Gamer a movie. Gamer is not a movie, its a straight up porno. And when I say porn, I mean everything movies are known for mindlessly exploiting over the story! (That could be nudity, violence, gore, CGI, Ludacris's head, etc.)

  • i thought that it kicked ass

  • i thought it was good in terms of action and violence but the plot was to bad to describe...there is no word to describe how shit it is

  • i loved this movie it made me think....

  • Made you think by masturbating yourself?(dont take it personally its a joke) The whole movie is a porno. When i watched the trailer, i thought it would be like death race. Action after action, stage after stage and at the end, escaping and the movie is over. No, you had to see plenty of pointless porno and it was not the good timing for that since i watched it with friends and some girls and the girls wear the problem. We cant have fun with porn when they are around lol.

  • then u clearly hav no game . and the sexy scenes werent pointless it was showing how sick society can be when we stop valuing human life. his wife was used as a tool for some fat dudes pleasure just like gerard butler was used for the entertainment of others.

  • IT WAS AMAZING!! and yes, u actually have to be a gamer to like it. i play cod everyday, and i guess thats y i liked it!

  • what the fuck is a T-Bag

  • @steenist when you dangle your balls over someones face

  • u gotta think about this movie u know?

    The dance scene was not mis placed. If u listen to what he's singing hes singing: "I've got you under my skin" like he's controling him. and the story is great dude! u just gotta think a little. sorry if thats too hard for u :P

  • ur not a gamer? u look like one -.-

  • lol i know

  • This movie was awesome, but it's true, you wont like it if you're not a video gamer like me. The story did suck, but as a COD4 addict I am, gamer was awesome in the killing.

  • I am a gamer a better gamer then all of you. This was the most fucked up, disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.

  • T-Bag

  • personalmente tengo ke decir ke es una buena pelicula....i think it was a good movie.

  • The movie had some interesting ideas. What if you were IN the game? We kill people in videogames like that's a normal thing, but when we think about it... could we do that to real people? It's that fear that should be in the movie, and it is until a certain point but then everything else sucked. The ending was just TERRIBLE, I was like "What... tha... f***?"

  • rolatha totally kickass

  • i thought it was the most awesome film ive seen in years!

  • @rolatha04

    Your a extremly fucked up kid then

  • I know this is late; but I could explain some flaws the movie had that could have made it more understandable.

    The movie wasn't THAT bad to the point where I could care-less about everything, but there are some things that should have been changed to make it an "awesome film".

  • f u man gamer was f***ing awsome even if u dont like video games and if u diss crank ill make sure noone watches you

  • I am a videogamer. and i liked the movie.

  • I loved the action and the titties but I will say it lacked in the character and story department. Overall I liked.

  • i watched the movie about 10 minutes ago and i totally agree with you, what i saw was cool but the story was fucking shit.

    and thats coming from a huge gamer and to be honest i thought the tea bag thing was a pathetic attempt at pretending to know anything about gaming, also why does no film director no anything about hacking. AND wtf was ludacris doing in there WTF

  • I saw the movie last night. I didn't have much expectation since i never saw a trailer of it. After the movie I found myself in a conversation with a friend about which world (!SPOILER!) Society or Slayers was more perverted. Thats something really interesting about it. What I mean is allright in one of these worlds they kill each other. But how sick is it for someone to make another person eat disgusting bugs or make them **** random people. So maybe the movie is setting a point there.

  • dude, you made me think the movie would suck, but it was amazing. the story was so unique. a guy got fucking t-bagged. and the main character reminded me of the guy from death race. the movie was so good but you dont understand that movies like this are love it, or hate it. just know the story of the videogame infamouse. it is complex and cool, but some people find it stupid, though i dont know how.

  • @Altier215 it would have been a better movie if jason statham was in it hu? t-bag part was honestly my favorite part.

  • lying litle fucker the movie was completley awsome

  • I thought so too. I don´t know what this guy is going on about.

  • he had me thinking the movie was shit but it was actually good

  • It kinda bugs me that you didnt like it.

    The movie was great...

  • I think Gamer's biggest flaw is that while it attempts to criticize the culture of mindless violence we live in today, it is a movie that is rated R for violence making Gamer a product of the very society it criticizes.

    And I don't think the violence was in any way neccesary to spread that message, but it would have required Gamer to be an intellectual film as opposed to an action film.

  • the movie was really good...

    you were only viewing it because you didn´t understand the movie...

    what can i say? some people don´t have that capacity xD

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  • damn, missed the t-baggin thing :-(

    still i liked it a lot and even found it a great movie!

  • liked gamer

  • I'm not a big gamer at all, but I thought the film was pretty much awesome.

    It's critisicing the way the society is probably turning out and I think it was well made.

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  • @Kicylicious i completely agree with you :)

  • you're a fuckin idiot. you clearly did not get the message at all

  • the movie was soooooo BAD xD

  • I loved the movie,dude. And yeah, it's even better when you're gamer

  • "like like like like like like"

    Speak english without, like, saying like, every like, five seconds....like

  • why do they have a 'save' point in the game, in the film, as the player only has ONE life, cos once theyre dead, they die for real (not the gamer playing)

  • I didn't go see it, but I heard that it sucks so hard that he apparently had to stop watching and leave the cinema after apx 20 minutes.

  • ... where "he" means "someone".

  • if the guys who made crank and crank 2 try to make a movie that tries to be serious, than of course it will fail.

  • crank 2 fucking owned.... only because of how ridiculous it was

  • who the fuck are afroman ???U don't now nothig Movie is awsome

  • well this might not be popular but i liked this movie soo to each his own

  • well gamer it´s not a good movie, but maybe it has a message: the way the human race will be like in the future, i mean... all this "sexual behavour" of the "Society" game, girls showing off to get what they want (i know that happens actually, but in the future it will be even more often), and the other point is those fat guys that will be only playing and eating and eating doing nothing... maybe this was the message of the movie, i hope we don´t become into that.

    (but it´s happening... )

    : (

  • i'm a video game nerd big time and i love games and this movie suck big time

    when they said GAMER i though it was going to be something good but i wasen't

  • That just goes to show you... never send the 300 guy into Jason Statham's job.

  • i just got back from slepin with your sister fagit you are so fucking dumb shut the fuck up

  • What visual effects? I couldn't see anything in this movie. Crank 1 and 2 had better camerawork and the shaky camera made sense in those movies.

  • I hated this shit.

    This movie is really stupid.

  • you are a retard, who the fuck are you to judge movies for real you are like a 17 year old douche bag trying to be this profesional gay ass bitch who thisk he knows everything about movies and post it on youtube who the fuck are you to judge and tell it on youtube you gotttttt time to lose!!!

  • Well i am a gamer and i hated this movie so much. I thought from the trailer that it would be cool... but i was so disappointed. no story, no characters, NO ANYTHING except visual effects. I felt insulted as a movie goer.

  • OMG!?!?! TEE BAG!?!?! OSIM this film is automatically my fav film evr

  • Your wrong this movie was fucking bad ass! You thought saw 6 was a good movie and that movie i wish i didn't pay for! I saw Gamer twice because I thought it was bad ass! Also you and your sister look almost a like!

  • Insulting im will prove your point eh?

    Dumbass

  • i've just come back from seeing this movie to. it sucked big time.

  • wow poeple take comments waaaay to seriousley

  • i wuz just about to go see this movie and said oh myb i shuld just check to see if its good...[luv ur reviews btw] and thnk god i didnt go see it. my frnd went without me and she said it sucked so bad. HA

  • what a fag

  • Mmmmmmm okay

  • Wow...how come I am not impressed that neither of you understood the concept and the irony behind this movie? Probably because the target of this movie's criticism are people like you and everyone that wrote superficial and nasty coments such as "who doesn't want to see tits and sex". The movie represents a future vision of this alienated and pornographic generation...and all of you just proved how right on this movie is!

  • i agree with themyxoxo

    so Erick. just STFU. your dumb. don't do any movie reviews and delete your account.

  • yes, i fucking love this comment!!!-agreed (XD)

    *****

    (*****=five fucking stars for this comment)

  • This movie sucked. Erick is right.

    If you liked this movie, you represent the growing number of stupid people in the US, who are easily entertained by horrible films and bored by true masterpieces.

  • I thougt it was a good movie, sex and violence. What more can you ask for?

  • Betcha can't resist reading my channel description

  • bet i can bitch

  • Wait! Bad acting, under developed characters, mindless action, cameos, and out of place dancing. It's exactly like a game, only you're not playing it. That's plain stupid.

  • i liked it...story was good....great action....and the dance number at the end i thought was very cool and the guy likes that music