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  • EPIC SMIRK!!! ;J

  • Looks a little like patchy's theme

  • Satori is definition of a thing that would happen if Zun made Hello Kitty into Touhou.

    Please dont puch meh >_<

  • @Orghtang punching you is too good

    i will get satouri to tourture you brain and give you the feeling of death every second

    well i love satouri anyway

    her personality and intelligence is amazing

  • @pakulu98 Satouri ?

    Are you bird eyed ? It's SATORI, remove the U.

  • @305Ronan satouri sounds better and its easier to say then satori

    i makde changes to other charecters names to live

    moulo and kahuya satouri is just one of em

  • @pakulu98 It's spellen Moko (I think you where talking of her) and Kaguya.

    It's like if I call Meiling Meirin.

    How do you call Sakuya then ? Savuba ?

  • @305Ronan

    sorry my last post was a bit crazy since i did it via phone

    i like changing characters names and i have only changed 3 of them

    moulo, kahuya and satouri and meirin is popular but i like calling hong meiling, meiling

    sakuya would be sabuya and suwako would be suvaba

    i shall now call suwako suvako (GERMAN changed).

    i also made some irby names for some charecters like kirue or miyakir and stuff

  • @305Ronan Okuu-eyed.

  • I never got how if you played using yukari she'd go yuyuko on you or if you played using natori she'd she'd be using her midboss, please someone, tell me who she's copying depending on who your partner is!

    Now if you could use remi and she'd split into 4 then I'd die ingame from leaving to go laugh hystarically

  • @1CrazyFoxx1 She's copying the partner, but there are some spells that are based off of Shoot the Bullet that you may not recognize. Also, Yukari uses butterflies too, so she's not "going Yuyuko" on you.

  • @Shintear ahh thanks man, they just seemed to be following patterns that looked like someone else's spells other then your partners

  • @1CrazyFoxx1 Also, there are some spellcards based on the fighting games, specially if your using Reimu (The only one who use a fighting game spellcard if your using Marisa is Satori-Alice if im not mistaken :/)

  • @nicolasmonoxd Suika?

  • @momokun90 Satori-Yukari and Satori-Aya use SWR spellcards too (Funny how Satori-Aya uses more fighting game spellcards than Satori-Suika lol :/)

  • @nicolasmonoxd doesn't satouri alice use a swr spellcard

  • @1CrazyFoxx1 eh, Flandre is the one who splits into four, not Remilia

  • Wow! She is from Koishi Komeji's family?

  • @Powerbubblesful Koishi is her younger sister with greater powers

    Deja vu

  • @Powerbubblesful If you actually play the games you'll know you come across Satori first. If anything you should be asking on Koishi's theme 'Is she from Satori Komeiji's family?'.

  • I always love hypnotic-sounding songs like this.

  • Komeiji -> Komedi -> Comedy

    Am I the only one who sees this?

  • @yooshiman yes and any one else who says otherwise is a flagrantly, vexatious liar.

  • @yooshiman

    I Don't see how she is funny. She's more like A certain somebody from a certain game that came out in 2002.

  • @LOOOLZZ90 I never said she was funny

  • @yooshiman Nobody was saying that you were saying she was funny; learn to understand implications.

  • @LOOOLZZ90 flandre?

  • Sounds a bit like a Castlevania song which i can't remember

  • Komeiji

  • Probably one of THE most hypnotic songs in the entire series. Only 1 other song can make me unexpectedly dance, and that's Nitori's theme.

  • cirno is awesome don't bash her

    

  • This picture reminds me of Shugo Chara,

  • MOST....SUITING...THEME.....EV­ER!

  • It's a good thing Koishi closed her third eye. Otherwise, if the two of them ever stayed in the same place for long enough, they'd get stuck thinking about each others' thoughts and create a paradox.

  • this song seems so familiar...

  • "Now, sleep with this trauma that will forever leave you sleepless!"

  • @Anonymous738 Does she say that before raping someone?

  • @Stevothehuman Before using your own team mate's dick to rape you, whilst they can do nothing but watch, yes.

  • Heh, Satori is like the touhou psycho mantis... except less obvious as a villain. Unless you're familiar with touhou in which case you just assume anyone 4th stage or above is somewhat affiliated with the villain of the game (Exception being imperishable night).

  • @Digitalsp33r Yeah, IN's fourth stager was Marisa/Reimu! XD

  • @Digitalsp33r Fuck, for a second I thought DigitalPh33r commented on a touhou video. Then I looked closer.

  • @FretsonFireMuse Ha, you'll be surprised how few people notice I'm ripping off Digitalph33r's name.

  • @Digitalsp33r He dropped the name a while ago, maybe that's why. I still call him by his old title :)

  • I keep thinking of Happy Maria from Umineko No Naku Koro ni Episode 4(Sound Novel)

  • I fugging love Satori.

  • I have to say: Satori is the one character I'd willingly submit to lol xD she can read people's minds so it's kinda pointless to fight her :3

  • MONOCULUS!

  • @GentlemanAeon777

    1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 8 + 3 = 26

    2 x 6 = 12

    12 - Statistics of the video (views, likes, dislikes) (3) = 9!!

    HOLY HELL CIRNO IS FIGHTING SATORI!!

  • Sato(grade 4) + Loli = Satori(Loli grade 4)

    WIN!!

  • @Mosqueteroz  Wouldn't her name be "Satorori" if that were the case?

  • @MedicHaus Learn how portmanteaus work first before saying that.

  • I love Satori!! She finishes my sentences for me so I don't waste hard-stored energy on speaking!!

  • @GensokyoGal301 That would make an awesome commercial...

    "Get your Satori now! With a Satori, you don't have to worry about wasting your time trying to say a sentence! Let your stutter stay silent, and get your Satori 10-day free trial today! (Does not sing, requires 4 x AA batteries)"

  • I keep thinking of the Umineko BGM when I hear this mixed with rozen maiden

  • Youmu became my favorite character but I think Satori is coming back up to number 1 again...

  • "Now arm your heart! and do battle against your own feelings!"

    BEST PRE-KICKASS ONE LINER EVER!

  • @40496zawoo Call out your all fury,resolution in bottom of your heart,pray to god and prepare your mind.If you don't want fell in a abyss, which full of painful,frightening and despair.....!!!!

    AND NOW,FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE AND DIGINITY,UNTIL YOUR BREATH OUT THE LAST BREATH OR LEAVE WITH ALIVE!

    I'm really love this atmosphere.Touhou Banzai!

  • But I do want the picture.

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  • Recollection: Energetic Satorin

    Satori: T_T

  • What is this cov about crino being dead?

  • There's nothing you can hide from me.

    Perhaps I should have introduced myself sooner.

    I'm Satori, the master of the Palace of the Earth Spirits.

    My third eye will tell me whatever you're thinking,

    no matter how badly you wish it otherwise.

  • I kinda find this fitting for Suika ..but the Harpiscord not really.

  • @KonataStar00 Suika? You mean Satori; Suika is from Immaterial and Missing Power

  • every time i hear this song at 0:39 i saw meow! XD

  • I wonder what would happen if Koishi was with Cirno all the time? Maybe there wouldn't be a need to force her 3rd eye close.

  • The influence from Baroque music is very obvious in pieces like Septette and Dark Side of Fate, but i have to know, what is Third eye based on? While I was vacationing in Paris a few weeks ago, I heard a street musician playing a song on some organ grinder-like device that sounded EXACTLY like the part at 0:40. I wanted to ask the name of the piece, but i didn't know enough of the language. If anyone knows the name of that song, pleast tell me, it's driving me mad.

  • Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cuz she readin' everyone's mind.

  • This is one of my alltime favourite Touhou themes, and I think this theme would fit pretty good to Patchouli~

  • myon

  • .. Can you imagine... what would Satori see... in the same room with Marisa?..

    Like some of us find peace from the annoying sounds on elevators..

    I think Satori does the same thing reading Cirno's mind... totally blanl... must be relaxing.

  • @Donqco she might see herself getting fantasized by marisa. (insert master spark sound here)

  • @Donqco Hey, I take offense to that. Cirno is silly, but she's not a vegetable, nor is she mentally retarded.

    The readings might be scant - or maybe somewhat nonsensical - but it wouldn't be totally blank. /overthinking a joke

  • does anyone have the link to the picture?

  • This reminds me of a song, i just cant think of what song, might have been from Bayonetta, damn it.

  • @paliandro How about "She said, don't make others suffer for your personal hatred" from Evangelion's OST?

  • Meanwhile, in the comment section on Youtube...

  • @RyanA136 Touhou. Touhou everywhere.

  • HOMSAR VS SATORI

  • Best way to fight against Satori.

    Satori: What the hell!

    Cirno: Eye am teh stongest!

    Satori: She has no mind!?

  • @GentlemanAeon777 Nice. I lol'd.

    But wait, when she uses that memory thing of hers to mirror Danmaku, wouldn't they be in the form of Letty's or the (9) Squad?

  • @msh11201996 NO.

    She wouldnt be using danmaku at hall.

    She would be forcibly humming elevator music.

  • @GentlemanAeon777 Or worse. THE JEOPARDY THEME. Wait, Cirno doesn't think.

  • @GentlemanAeon777 Satori is gonna get pwned xD

  • @GentlemanAeon777

    strangely i can picture that in a comic strip, it'd be epic xD

  • @samiarts I found an interesting comic with a similar concept, except Cirno kept thinking "What am I thinking?" creating an endless paradox to screw with Satori.

  • @Shintear

    woah really? :3

    do you have a link? xD

  • @Shintear

    woah really? :D

    could . . . could i have a link? *eyesparkle*

  • @samiarts It's somewhere on Danbooru...

  • @Shintear k thanks!

    ill keep my eye out for it then :3

  • @Shintear very annoying

    KILL CIRNO

    or sue her for entering staouris house and since cirno has no money she will be sent to danmaku prision

    satouri is my frend she reads my mind and talks to me and i dont have to speek so its fine

    im not reimu ( selfissh racist bratty ) or marisa ( stupid annoying theiving selfish sadistic )

    so i like satouri

    SATOURI SATOURI SATOURI

    lol

  • @takulu64 But fairies don't die when they are killed.

  • @Shintear well satouri can copy all abilities right

    she must have met yukari so she knows how to minipulate borders

    so she can make it possible to kill fairies

    minipulate that border

    then minipulate the border of life and death and cirno is dead :)

    but more people would stay away from poor satouri :-(

  • @takulu64 Satori's ability is to read minds. That's all. Her Recollection spells only copy patterns.

  • @Shintear yea thats why shes so strong -_-

    she KILLZ lolZ

    sorry have to say this after talking about the komeijis

    KOI-SHIIIII

    sdm stands for

    satouri deprivating mind

  • @Shintear thats with koishis eye opened

    koishi took quite alot of satouris power and her own ( mostly satouri) and so she has meny emotions but satouri lost some too and soo she has grown very week

    if koishi opened her eye she would be way stronger

  • @takulu64 Koishi would have had the same ability as Satori if she hadn't closed her third eye. Koishi closing her third eye has no effect on Satori except that Satori can't read Koishi's mind. Satori and Koishi aren't that strong in the first place.

  • @Shintear oh really

    thats wrong

    its because of koishi that satouri is so week

    try reading a few touhou books

  • @takulu64 Canon works or fanon works?

    What books would you be reading?

  • @Shintear he needs to read some english books:D

  • @takulu64 Yet you spell her name wrong....

  • @GentlemanAeon777 Satori: NU!!!!!!! -implodes-

    Cirno: I WAS JUST GONNA COOK HER, I SWEAR.

  • Satori knows wat you think

  • @RafaGeass So she knows I'm thinking about sex?

  • @EpicFunkey Problably.

  • @EpicFunkey well, with that picture in the video, I can understand.

    Because I am thinking the same too, bro. <w<

  • The piano arrange of this song is really much better than the original. I could actually say that for a lot of SA's themes, to be honest. ZUN did a good job on the music but the piano arranges are awesome!

  • Me: Hey Satori! Let's play rock, paper, sissors

    Satori: Okay.

    *Later*

    Me: STOP READING MY MIND!!!

    Satori: Lolz No XD

  • @silverclaus618 You got + (9) lol

    In rock paper sissors I would be able to win against satori, but not against Koishi, NEVER. I use instincts when I play that game.

    Me: How the hell do you win if I only go according to my instincts?!

    Koishi: I... READ instincts. Trollolololololol

  • Does this seem familiar to anyone else...?

  • @WolfofSega Yeah, for some reason. I have no idea what it reminds me of, though.

  • It stucks coincidentally as purple,s4 boss,Patchouli?

  • Why Satori is probably one of the strongest Youkai:

    She copies the abilities of others of those you have fought.

    If she fought Vegeta she would be a loli Goku

    If she fought Batman she would be able to control plants.

    If she fought Scott Pilgrim she would have the Power of Love.

    If she fought Ness you wouldn't grasp the true form of her attack.

  • @NinjaJedi BATMAN?PLANTS?

  • @gsrules34

    She would get Poision Ivy's power. It was kinda hard to think about since Batman villains tend to not have powers.

  • @NinjaJedi But she was explained by Koishi to be a horrible fighter. Maybe if she didnt tell the fact that she can read your mind, it would be more of a suprise attack.

  • @NinjaJedi what if she fought the "sparkling" vampire

  • @NinjaJedi i swear scott didn't flight the power of love, he fought with the power of love, it broke and then he used self respect instead. he fought gideon, didn't he?

  • @NinjaJedi If she would've fight RED, you're pretty much fucked.

  • @NinjaJedi Gotta love those references. Also:

    If she fought Mokou, she would use Impossible Request-like attacks.

    If she fought Satori, she'd use amulets constantly.

    If she fought Utsuho, she'd abuse fire a lot more than Utsuho.

  • @NinjaJedi Why that makes Satori one of the weaker youkai:

    If you fought against her attacks already, you (presumably) know how to beat them.

  • @TatharNuar Unless you don't know your own power. Muhahaha.

  • @TatharNuar No wait... fail.... crap comment arrgh i cant delete it le fuck D:

  • @TatharNuar Which is why you make them JUST different enought that muscle memory will kill you.

  • @TatharNuar She copies spells from StB

    Too bad you don't have a camera :3

  • @TatharNuar She copies spells from StB

    Too bad you don't have a camera to cancel all the extra bullets :3

  • @NinjaJedi Didn't Marisa allso had the power of love or something like that?? Scott is a male Marisa?? o.o

  • @NinjaJedi Satori pulled out a ruler. But she wasn't going to use it for measuring...

    563 points of mortal damage to Youtuber!

  • @NinjaJedi You also forgot she can read minds, so she can guess your every move before you make it.

  • Me: Hey Satori, I bet I can read your mind.

    Satori:...You're trying your best to stop a thought from showing itself. Fine, entertain me.

    Me: I'll close my ears, and you say what you are thinking about, dont worry, I wont hear.

    Sat: *Says thing*

    Me: Ok...YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT GODZILLA VS CHUCK NORRIS.

    Sat: No.

    Me: Seriously? You cant imagine Chuck Norris beating the hell out of Godzilla? How Godzilla is shooting lightning? Do I have news for you! You're thinking about it now!

    Sat: ><#

  • oops. posted same comment twice on accident

  • Satori is awesome.

  • Satori is awesome.

  • Okuu: Hey, Satori, doesn't anyone tell you that you're slender?

    Satori: No~ not really...

    Okuu: da roune -_-

  • @lucarioman69 Rin: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT ANYMORE

  • @RyanA136 BLAUNE

  • WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON IN THE COMMITS BLOW MINE >_< lol i made a funny

  • This theme reminds me of Patchy's...and come to think of it, they're both stage 4 bosses, and they both have purple hair! Coincidence?

  • Quick, change the controller to the second port!...Oh wait..

  • @jingjong Satori: I see you like playing touhou?

    Player: No shit.. Wouldnt have gotten here if i didnt.

  • Is it me or does the chorus to this sound identical to the start of one of the dungeons in Wonder Boy 3: The Dragon's Trap? ZUN might be a fan of the classics, or referring to a human-esque character surrounded by animals.

  • I think she read my mind. I've been looking for this song for months and when I started tio think about her the video pops up.

  • Satori Komeiji. My favourite character in all of touhou universe. Too bad she's so easy to beat in real life. ¬_¬

  • @TouhouArtist

    Err.... not quite as easy. I think she has the potential to dodge sniper fire (a very fast bullet!).

    Though I think if she's overloaded with thoughts she'll have one hell of a headache!

  • @Ultrapyre That's what I meant by easy to beat. Well, head on anyway. Just think of inappropriate thought of her. Though I do that anyway. :P

  • Satori, Satori, Satori~ I love the fact you're psychic (3rd eye and whatnot) and combine two of the top several best themes in SA is under your stage alone makes you just incredible <3

  • Satori, I-

    NOT SO FAST, MARISA.

  • this tune is stuck in my mind...

  • @TheManhandler69 Thats the Touhou effect,the theme starts growing on your mind

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  • You get some sort of feeling that Satori's spinning...

  • I just wondered something.

    If two mindreaders tried to read the other's mind... would they get feedback?

  • @Danjiano Hm...I see three possibilities

    1: They would both be able to read eachothers minds, but it would be rather...confusing? And scratchy.

    2: They would null eachother out and nothing would happen.

    3: The universe would implode.

    Here's hoping that doesn't happen

  • @LuckySmash9

    1: Like an infinite loop?

    2: Satori's most likely love interest. A peron whose thoughts she can't read would be the ultimate turn-on for her :D *shot*

    3: ...I got nothing.

  • @Shadowelf93 The second reminds me of Touhou Mother when Satori wants to marry Mima because she can't read her mind.

  • @Shadowelf93 As soon as I read your comment, I instantly thought "Fry?!?"

    Now I'm going to get thumbed down 'cause I referenced Futurama in a Touhou vid

  • Zarathustra: Sounds interesting...

    Satori: and how You can hear me?-

    Zarathustra: I have a 3rd eye as well... as I know, your theme is good-

    Satori: as like you as a King of All Cosmos, don't-

    Zarathustra: We?

  • I SWEAR i've heard her theme before o.0

  • @DancingDruidStudio Me too, it sounds so familiar somehow ._.

  • How do I connect my keyboard in the player 2 slot?

  • Satori's sprite in the game is scary ! :p

    She looks like a haunted doll

  • @rockerman47 Naw, she's just doing a groovy little dance :)

  • *looks at lower comments*

    I do enjoy-

    Satori: Audience participation?

    More or less. =_=

  • Satori is no longer allowed to play pictionary, chess, or any other kind of game that requires mental work.

    Satori: and you people wonder why I moved underground.

  • Me: In Soviet Russia...

    Satori: Nope, not even there.

    Me: :/

  • I know your thoughts-...Oops, wrong game.

  • First time facing her:

    Me: *captures the first few spellcards/non-spells*

    Satori: This is where it really begins

    Me: Can't be worse than Yuyuko ri-..OH MY GOD *Watches lives drop like mad*

  • Me: Hey Satori, why does your theme sound...

    Satori: Like a certain Evangelion song?

    Me: Ha! that explains...

    Satori: why you think I'm some cheap Rei knockoff?

    Me: I didn't think that!

    Satori: You were going to...

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  • Annoying Orange is the only thing that could kill Satori with his endless annoying thoughts.

  • I'm tempted to jump on this bandwagon but...

    ...

    I don't raise Koishi THAT much... I just haven't-

    ...

    ....Damnit....

  • Me: hey Satori you wanna-

    Satori: No

    Me: oh come on, I didn't say anything yet

    Satori: I can read your mind remember

    Me: DAMMIT!!!! you know you are a real-

    Satori: you finish that sentence and I'll kill you

    Me: fine

  • You know, I'm getting tired of-

    -comments being interrupted by a mind reader?

    Yes, I- wait, STOP IT.

  • Why does Satori's theme remind me of Parsee's theme

  • I wonder what the text behind her says. all I can make out is 'old man'