Hard Justice: S1E1 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[DirectorTurnerable]

2008!!?!?!? im getting old

[EPICconvention]

3 Songs: the equivalent of murdering 3 people. So thaaats why record companies sue you for millions of dollars when you only download a few songs.

[waffleman2211]

The first criminal sounded like Tucker

[lightningblade20]

The beginning of the episode reminds of the SOPA bill passing

[Pippyfry]

Its still funny

[yourmom654321]

So this is what happens after deus ex machina saves the earth?

[MichaelChin1994]

@yourmom654321 No, this story has nothing to do with deus ex machina series.

[TheDavmike]

"Wow that seems like a real crime." " NO i farted in a phone booth and he said i was trying to poison him!!" "Thats what you get for trying to use chemical warfare to get out of paying a 25 cent toll booth" "WHY WOULD I DO THAT THATS RETARDED"

[MegaRaytheman]

machimina ruined everything for machimina

[RuneandCriffFilms]

Still never gets old...

:')

[songjudge1]

Sir .. SIR ITS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE TO RESIST ELECTRICITY .... HES RESISTING ARREST ...TASER HIM AGAIN !!!

LOL SO FUNNY!!!!

[Maxshark999]

Still watching in 2012

[9cloudersprofile]

Thumbs up if you've watched this serie's more then 3 times @@!!!

[KevinPlaysGames]

Rewatching this series until RvB Season 10

[AMaZinGKILLERZ]

"How many tracks did he download?" "Eddy" "How many?" "(sigh)Three." (Blaughr)

[hayate6421]

thumbs up if u watched one life remaining and now watching this series

[DaEmonX555]

Yes, he was downloading music. Nooooo!!!! (throws up)

[iSeally]

Still watching this in 2011.

[Alanmarine1]

The moment when the guy said he got arrested for farting was histerical!!!!!

[JakeSnakeman5]

it's an english speaking peter!!!!!!

[JohnGrahamsBlog]

Yo guys! Posted again, I got all of Hard Justice Season 1 and Season 2 on my channel in two separate hour thirty minute videos! So if you're planning on rewatching the series look no further because this way you don't have to go through ads or watch all the intros or credits anymore :)

I've also got Season 1 of One Life Remaining if that interests you.

[Josephthecrazyguy]

re-watching my favorite machinima series, these were the good days. now everything is about 360 no scope to a dick smh

[SWfanatic1]

@Josephthecrazyguy And those red and blues fucking eachother up

[SWfanatic1]

Downloading of 3 music is the equvalent of 3 MURDERS IVE KILLED 1046 people

[cropathfinder]

@SWfanatic1 YOU MONSTER!!!!xD

[DRIFTZx360]

thumbs up if your re-watching the epic series

[HIIMCAPSLOCK]

Ah, back in the days where it was acceptable to record machinima with a toaster and a glowstick as long as it was funny. Now it just has to look pretty, it doesn't have to be at all entertaining.

[jtpbasketball]

GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH 2:49

[nobodysman143]

So many lolz XD

[darkstriker80]

this beginning was y i dont download my music lols

[darkmaster426]

Man, never knew elites were the new black guys in the future. (no offense)

[logandpezshow]

Poor Peter :(

[lolerblades2000]

marathon!!!!!! ahh the classic pixelated sound of halo 3 machinima

[dnbstreet]

how did these guys get the job as cops

[NadestotheFace]

Eddy: who were the three tracks by?

Max: Rihanna

Eddy: blarrrrgh

[XxScatman]

Back in the days when machinima actually uploaded machinima...

[MrSydneyGamer]

"how many tracks did he download?"

"eddy-"

"how many!?"

"...three"

ROFL

[TralalFace]

345 people farted at a toll booth

[Twiglaser]

345 people downloaded 3 tracks of music....

[lunakittypet]

GO jon! Keep up on arby n the cheif too!

[MultiBaller0]

Jon, i have to admit, he is better than rooster teeth, Those who oppose, shove it up your ass.

[TheYellowAznBoiZ]

dont like this as much as A&C and One Life! SPEND UR TIME ON THEM!!

[TeamTurnover]

digitalph33r is the best

[JOHN25711]

ummm, you do know 2 tasers can almost kill right?

and btw why did they taser him, he is not running away because he doesnt want to get arrested he is running cuz eddie was trying to shoot him

and why the hell was max gonna kill someone with a rocket launcher

i mean that guy was unarmed

talk about retarted cops, if i was there boss i would fire em for acting like such idiots!

[goldring21]

at first when he threw up i was like i wonder how he would react to a murder and then they got a call for murder and theyre like watever

[xlrd98]

the security guard is racist against elites lmao

[halofan2525]

@xlrd98 spiciest*... just sayin :P

[DJeatsBAGELS]

the VERY FEW good series thats out there. And this is old.

[xJackactx]

Digitalpheer is the man! The music is just like arby and the chief and this series is also one of my favs!

[ndelta6xxx]

There made by the same person dumass

[I8RICKROLLERS]

fuck bernard he hated on arby n the chief

[JOHN25711]

@I8RICKROLLERS and how my good friend is he doing that

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@JOHN25711 theres a video of hypermail and he says it sucks incomplete balls stupid isnt it?

[JOHN25711]

@I8RICKROLLERS oh ya i forgot

bernard is a dumbass

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@JOHN25711 naah he aint a dumbass he's the only smart one in esoteria.

[JOHN25711]

@I8RICKROLLERS but he was a dumbass when he posted the comment on hypermail for dissinf arby n the chief

[Mboone1994]

Back when Halo or any machinima was good.

[Omnihighbreed767]

@Mboone1994

Machinima is still good now. I don't know the differences.

[Heater294]

Brenard Brown sent an Email back in time to Arbiter and Chief so that it would be in Hypermail episode 3 lololololololol.

[godpain22]

wow thise is so stuipid and funny its cool to wach

[ezkiller93]

Oh 240p.. We meet again..

[polypino808]

! what's the theme song called? :O

[Spartmankid23]

@polypino808 its called why did we- andy southern

[jakthelombax]

no, i farted near a toll booth.

[AccursedSniper]

343 dislikes? The irony!

[Zorphamous]

Eddy: It looks like he was...

Cop:Yes, Downloading music

Eddy:*BBBBLLLLLAARRRRGGGG*

Eddy: HOW MANY TRACKS!

Cop: Eddy...

Eddy: HOW MANY!!

Cop: 3

Eddy: *BBBBLLLAAAARRRGGG* LOL!!

[MellxDragonPrincess]

does anybody know any other good Halo machinimas, preferably action

[haloandcod46]

@MellxDragonPrincess red vs blue season 8 and 9...it has a smooth blend of cgi and machinima....but to know the characters and storyline you need to watch previous seasons

[MellxDragonPrincess]

@haloandcod46 yea i've seen those too lol.

[haloandcod46]

@haloandcod46 ohhhh...well most machinmas are comedy so im all out of ideas...

[Douchiemcgigglestein]

@MellxDragonPrincess Anguish is pretty cool as well and im currently working on one at the minute

[PeaveyVyper]

wow very creatively funny

[v1ruzspawn3]

I like arby n the chief better.

[Maxx4609]

Thumbs up if you thought the elite at the airport reminded you of peter from one life remaining. (minus the colour and the backwards voice)

[halostar529]

using Chemical Weapons to get out of a 25 cent Toll. LOL

[manlazy602]

343 downloaded illegal music.

[pinheadman665]

@manlazy602

343? Wow. Ain't that irony at its finest.

[manlazy602]

@pinheadman665 What do you mean?

[TheFretTrain]

@manlazy602 343 is the name of Microsoft's software development company, and they'll be working on Halo 4 in place of Bungie.

[manlazy602]

@TheFretTrain FUCCK NO@!@#!@#@#!@$%r!#$#!$ BUNGIE IS MY FAV COMPNAY WHY WHY WHY

[pinheadman665]

@manlazy602

343 dislikes. Remember 343 Guilty Spark?

[RSprtn117]

Hes resisting the electricty eddy taser him again. Lmaooo

[DFProductionsTM]

How many tracks did he download?

Eddie......

HOW MANY!

*Sighs* 3

Starts to barf.

[Severepwner]

Just watched the whole One Remaining Life series. Now for Hard Justice.

[PeopleBigLittle]

Dramatic as hell in the beggining

[thegr8mrfish]

im SO going to make t shirts for jons machinimas!!! first one: y go around objeects, when you can go through them?

[tomascrall1]

lol, erect... 342 people are... D*CKHEADS!!!!!!!

[tomascrall1]

lol, erect...

[NamelessTheSamurai]

farting is a criminal offense! how dare you use chemical weapons to get out of paying a 25cent toll!

[Lightmwm195]

They be Elite Haterz!!!!

[TheFunnykid33]

just for the new people to this series: i just couldnt help watching the whole series, its freaking awesome, great suspense and comedy. very good plot. rated: E for epic

[TeamXero2Hero]

u bich

[NegativeOptic]

thumbs up if you farted after this

[imahalo123]

@NegativeOptic I farted before this, i shit you not.

[dnbstreet]

@NegativeOptic what

[MultiDarkFable]

@NegativeOptic  WTF?

[Luis11717]

1:55 Did he just vomited inside his own helmet?

[SinataSeries]

@Luis11717 No. Listen to the visor opening.

[DvNezarto]

get on to the floor you sick son of a bitch

[AthrunZala898]

One of the funniest machinimas I've seen, besides RvB.

[Silver7161]

Don't you just hate it when you throw up with a helmet on?

[Pico2571]

DOWNLOADING MUSIC?!?! CENSOR THAT KIND OF STUFF! KIDS WERE WATCHING!

[Pico2571]

these guys probably give serial killers a slap on the wrist XD

[orols55]

HOLY SHIT a 15 minute add glad i could skip it :D

[SurvivorXify]

@orols55 how do you know its a 15 minute ad if you skipped it

[orols55]

@SurvivorXify when you have a add on the lower right corner there is a timer THAT is the add timer :D

[jakescottify]

:-) awesome this is better tho

/watch?v=7CgGuiYty-U

[12234d]

@jakescottify get a life and stop posting ads on other people's video comments. p.s that video sucks so much dick

[InContemplation]

5:53 "You humans are all racist!"

[Pico2571]

5:54

racism halo style XD

[Pico2571]

this is almost as funny as red vs blue XD

[jammyboy67]

I wish reach wasnt the last halo :( everyones gonna outgrow halo in a few years its gonna suck

[D4rkSid31]

@jammyboy67 new halo same with master chief u get to see his face to :D and find out master chief was noble six from reach

[GIRATlNAORIGINFORM]

@D4rkSid31

If Master Chief was Noble 6 he would be dead, dip shit.

[D4rkSid31]

@GIRATlNAORIGINFORM hey dipshit read the book it sais took us a while to put u back together sir dumbass

[SurvivorXify]

@D4rkSid31 i have to agree with GIRATINAORIGINFORM how is master chief supposed to be noble six you dumbass!!!!

[D4rkSid31]

@SurvivorXify like my other comment read the god damn first book it sais it took us a while to put u back together chief fucking retard

[craiiiiiiiigory]

@jammyboy67 Its probably not, Halo: Reach was the last one from bungie.

Microsoft is hopefully going to sell the name to a different company and continue the halo series

[TheCreamofwheat]

@craiiiiiiiigory The rumor is that 343 Industry's in working on a halo 4 or a CE remake.

[TheAndrewklingerman]

@TheCreamofwheat It's actually completely true, GameInformer posted it on their site, and its being made by Saber Interactive, not 343 Studios

[TheCreamofwheat]

@TheAndrewklingerman It's not Halo 4 but a remake of Halo CE.

[TheAndrewklingerman]

@TheCreamofwheat lol i knoiw i played a demo at our Game Stop, we for sum reason hav one, it was the 343 Guilty Spark level

[hansime55]

If this was true I would have been a serial killer XD

[valcor347]

why would esoteria be in this series and one life remaing

[xWebkinzgirl1999x]

Downloading music xD

[SpeedyBlender]

"This is what u get for using chemical weapons to get out if a 25cent toll you bitch" He says bitch like it's not even a bad word like it's an everyday word. But it's the most EPIC LINE EVER!

[MegaSpungebob]

ssame with paperzachgod, i'm doing that too, and i agree

[Hollin96]

Its more credits than action

[paperZachgod]

I just saw the end of one life remaining (of which was probably the best piece of work i have ever seen)and i am now going to watch this i hope this will keep up Jon's great reputation.

[pyrox52]

@paperZachgod same here actually thats eactly what im doing i finished one life remaining like half an hour ago

[Howelly69]

@paperZachgod to be fair this is before one life remaining but its still pretty good......season 2 gets a bit weird.

[nmanVI]

hehe... errect

[SuperSayianSquirtle]

ohhh i see what they did thar

[volker136]

i only downloaded, like, 3 songs.

WHICH IS THE EQUIVALENT, TO MURDERING THREE PEOPLE!!

[Zenithnoon12]

I get it, its hard justice and they are the E.R.E.C.T

[ImperialGlory1920]

@Zenithnoon12 Dodgy jokes.

[sup3rrn0va]

"stop running away... FUCK!"

[Xicer9]

Aww poor elite.

[kjavina1]

"Elite - *Breaths heavily*

Guard - Next.

Benard- Thank god!"

XD

[Meemse]

Did he mean

[Meemse]

He was downloading music lol

[ThatBritishNoob]

funny how no one makes machinima for halo reach...

[youmotherfucker69]

@ThatBritishNoob noone ever makes anything good any more.. just gotta re-watch all this good shit. ill admit arby and the chief has lost its taste a bit to

[Alzerak]

technically its eoreact

but erect is so much more hillarious so meh

[ShadowXM13]

@Alzerak no its still erect. In acronyms you dont count words such as "of" and "and".

[ThumbsUpMike]

@Alzerak no.... "of" doesnt get included

same thing if it was "the" instead of "of"

you dont count those small words in abbreviated titles for whatever reason

[Alzerak]

@ThumbsUpMike I know that

I know of doesnt count, i was just making a point

ERECT makes it way funnier than EOREACT

.....unless you say eoract in which case it sounds half a portion funnier than if it's written

[jallar4]

how many tracks did he download

3....

[gamerguy0512]

He's Resistin arrest, tazer em again, Eddie. Hahahaha

[Anikan1005]

@gamerguy0512 I agree. LAWLZ! XD

[CombatDurable]

342 people have been caught downloading music illegaly.

[Cazmark13]

lololol yooooo i havnt seen dis in like for evr

i use to luv dis show hahahahaha ;)

[blade3337]

why is it when your watching a video where an xbox 360 is used you always see an advert for a ps3?!?

[bugboy105]

The is awesome

[SpeedyBlender]

ERADICATION OF REPULSIVE EVIL AND CORRUPTION TEAM!!!!!!!!! XD

[TheKillaCake]

@SpeedyBlender i'm joining ^^

[sporeuploder15]

@SpeedyBlender erect?

[zetsun0]

Uh-Uh...

[kurtisabc]

lol

[gibilogila]

why go around door when when can go throught them

[NocturnProductions]

I wish he restarted the series

[TheManOfRash]

CRIME IS CRIME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[TheJC1959]

this is like a new Tv drama series for me.

[TheJC1959]

this is like a new Tv drama series for me

[x82ndODSTx]

Did he just throw up inside his helmet...? Twice...?

[CortanaFTW]

@x82ndODSTx no, if you listen there was the sound of his visor opening up or whatever. He didn't ouke inside his helmet.

[xboxx360halo3]

HAHAHA LOL PUKES CUZ SOMEONE DOWNLOADING MUSIC HAHAHA.

[MrHuangKong]

Hard Justice? more like Crazy Justice xD

[l4dlover92]

digital ph33r/jon cjg is a clever writer, impressive director and a lolable voiceactor i persnally enjoy all of his material thus far :D

[xXxReptilex]

342 ppl were caught downloading music ......you sick bastards....