Bodega

[CrappedATriangle]

We don't have bodega in Maine. Can someone bring one over?

[DUGMAC1973]

We used to have the equivalent of quarter water over here in England back in the 80s. Shit was foul as fuck....

[dubstard]

munchies attack @ 2:33

[slickman911]

Bodegas are a complete rip off! they rob poor communities with over priced goods! check the price on a small box of Captain Crunch! how much for a small bottle of Tyde laundry detergent? better yet how much for a pack of Huggies diapers? Fuck these Bodegas!!

[jkringe]

Are you enjoying your processed foods and drinks?

[woodley91406]

I've never seen Country Club Malt Liquor on the west coast.

[gamersgonnaplay]

Is funny that the spanish word 'Bodega', means 'wine cellar', although is used for bars which sell mostly wine too.

That's is just a little supermarket hahaha

[lolsebasstian]

sugar, water, purple.

[CorvusOfMellori]

"IF YOU'RE NOT EATING UTZ, YOU'RE EATING BUTTS!!"

[IGamerTasticI]

FUCKED THE FUCK UP.

[bori613]

The bodega is how you get by in NYC!!!!!!!!!!

[TheJasonDR]

@bori613 wait so people actually buy their groceries in bodegas ?

[wilson809isback]

I just say that now.. Prolly.. Prolly!

[BLUCHEEZ]

@wilson809isback it's actually spelled prA'li on my website, but salutes to you for saying it early and often

[scampbell04]

40 oz should be at the top of the pyramid....quarter water at the bottom....other than that it looks pretty good.

[ABOM420]

shit we got that "quater water" out in the midwest but its called barrel juice...and BTW the "facts" you dont want to get into? Red #40? is actually pigs blood... its in all low low end drinks...doesnt make it any less fuckin delicious thoguh... i love orange drink...quart of orange juice: $2.00 .. GALLON of orange DRINK: $1.00

[Satunian]

IT'S A LIFESTYLE! (speaking of, you can probably buy that brand of condoms at the bodega too!)

[Gilbs2211]

LOL, prolly make you vomit too... 

[w00td00t]

A meal for a dollar or even better, a fuckin feast for 2.

[Sonadar9]

I dreamt about this after seeing it last night... it was epic

[CyborgDeer]

PRO-LLY!

[ncberko]

@CyborgDeer 'PRAH-LI'

[CyborgDeer]

@ncberko PRAW-LEE!

[BLUCHEEZ]

@CyborgDeer PrA'li - (c) Dallas Penn

[CyborgDeer]

@BLUCHEEZ pro fucking bab gogddamn ly

[boognish1975]

yeah keep stuffing junk in your fat faces, you obese fucks

[ElUnico6917]

How can anyone DISLIKE this?

[bawean3w]

Bravo. This is classic and important stuff. Obama got to see this!

[nvhieu97]

haa you guys in the bronxxx. I live on East gun hill by the montefiore

[dgenerated]

You two guys crack me the FUCK up!!!..LOL...My new favorite "Internet Celebrities!!!"...EPIC!

[Songy]

Maine does indeed have bodegas.

[larry89]

i remember drinkin quarter waters back in the day. i moved out of the hood though lol

[daplaya88]

you aint got kiosk in usa ?

[JAYBud88]

this is funny stuff

[jizo619619]

hands down the bodega beats the 7 11 good times in the bx.

[dlopez560]

You guys are good.

[ceelo4]

i prefer korean deli's over bodegas. Korean deli's actually have decent cold cuts and hot sandwiches.

[wilson809isback]

@ceelo4 Naaa, the Arab's make good sandwiches...

[ItWontMatterInTheEnd]

hell yeah.

this shit goes hard as hell.

[McHerr89]

you get it nearly for free beacause its the biggest shit...you get weak with such food...they want that..they want to make you weak and doing good things with selling food for low prices...but they only want to let you die...you get ill if you only eat that crap and they get happy because the poor people die....if they want to let you live healthy they would give you heathy food for low prices...

[flonga1]

I want to live in the city again :(

[HybridHeavenZ]

BO DE GA

CHEA!

[niconestra]

Is there a Food Lion in NYC?

[evildevildmon]

this is a badass video

[hdelicious]

You guys are the bomb, I love your food pyramid!

[NappyDiva]

Cute Video!!

[DurtyDominican]

fuck the fucked up... i need a T- shirt.

[SEKALEKSIC2]

i love the bronx . . bodegas on every corner !! We eat like Kings for a dollar lolol

[trainboyrob]

lmao queens bodega's are the best

[OrdinaryAfroFilipino]

LOL "This will F* You the F up. This will have you ready to smack yo mama." 4:36

[IgorSavtchenko]

Viva Bodega!

[BurtonSnowboarda7]

maines where its at! haha

[CoolGuyDaBest]

I got a dozen cookies at shoprite for a 1$, I think they can be considered a bodega.

[AlexTelow]

I live in Maine, and we dont have any bodegas haha

[BurtonSnowboarda7]

@AlexTelow hey i live in maine too

[magoojr09]

You'll be ready to smack your mama. That's my main objective. LMAO

[bxchulo320]

Two words clogged arteries

[ilymag]

repulsive! 

[cynicallisa]

LOL on getting thin eating the pork rinds . . . . Otherwise, I think I might be sick!

[sweetfly66]

you guys touched on 7-11 .... in my hood there are 7-11`s everywhere ... their placement is not random either . They put them right on the outskirts of housing projects . For many of the people in these projects 7 -11 is their grocery store . Not only is the " food " total fucking crap but it is expensive as hell . A fucking candy bar will run you well over a dollar . If you want something real , like a gallon of milk , you are looking at easily 4 dollars . They fucking rip people off .

[sputnoidal]

@sweetfly66 Get a job "yo" then haul your fat mammy ass to the bus stop and go to a supermarket. Or go make some money, buy your own farm and produce your own food. Life is hard, buy a fucking helmet. Otherwise just stay a professional victim for your whole life.

[Fapswitch]

This is some scary shit. In most of these videos, these guys are eating...hell, you can't even call it food. Donuts that can sit on a shelf for two years? Pork Rinds? Quarter water? Gag,

[sputnoidal]

No wonder America is so fat. These porkers walked past the food where it takes some EFFORT to create a meal, and there was nutritious food available in that store, don't lie. Low cost, palatable food plays right into the lazy society we have created. Eat up Yo! And my advanced apologies for the ambulance driver who has to heave these fatties into the meat wagon after they have a coronary on the street.

[sweetfly66]

@sputnoidal ....get off your high horse asshole . First of all , these guys in the video are not promoting this junk food . They are mocking it .

Regarding the many people who eat this crap . The truth is many of the people who shop at bodega`s have no choice . They probably do not have a vehicle to get to a real supermarket . Also , they have lived their entire lives eating like this . It is normal to them . They are not lazy , they are victims of their culture .

[amazingyou1uber]

@sweetfly66 They are victims of capitalism.

[sweetfly66]

@amazingyou1uber ... they are not victims of capitalism , they are victims of their own lives and culture ... they are poor , they dont have cars , they have not been taught proper dietary habits ...its got nothing to do with capitalism .

[amazingyou1uber]

@sweetfly66 It has everything to do with capitalism. I see McDonalds propaganda everywhere.

[sweetfly66]

@amazingyou1uber ... you also see drunk driving propaganda everywhere , you also see anti gang propaganda everywhere ... but somehow mcdonalds propaganda is more effective .... no man , people eat at mcdonalds because they like it , its cheap , and there is one in walking distance in their neighborhood ... not because of the attractive people on the billboards saying ..i`m lovin it

[amazingyou1uber]

@sweetfly66 It's capitalism.

[sputnoidal]

@sweetfly66 They were mocking the junk food and making like that was all the bodega sold. My point was that there was nutritious food already there, though it might require effort to prepare. Saying they have lived their entire lives like this is a cop out. The nice thing about being a victim is you never have to change! Get out from under my high horse and you won't smell like shit all the time, punk.

[MegaAjay000]

@sweetfly66 everyone is lazy and a a victim of the economy. Or they work too hard and then say fuck it im gonna buy ice cream sandwiches for 25 cents. So take the bus or car to a grocery store and pay through the ass for food not that much healthier if you actually check your labels

[DoucheFagX]

why the fuck would you mock this? Are you seeing these god damn deals?!?! dollar fity for a fuckin 40oz, that shit is the mad notes

[dixielatino]

It's Da Bronx .

[MandieDiary]

LOL @ the Bodega Food Pyramid.

[miguel28flow]

Liberty city , fl bitches

[PyroFiend94]

thats close to where i used to live i loved the bodega's they were so awesome lol

[CaptainOmar]

Bronx to the fucking world!

[nuevayoriquenyo]

Iced honey buns... mmm...

[jposh707]

"This is the Bronx. Ya got Part Foods." LOL!

[TheChinsky]

this video is genius

[TheChinsky]

this video is genius

[chryssiirockz88]

Bodega bodega bodega. Your not living life unless you live in a neighbor hood that has 3 regular hour bodegas and two 24 hour bodegas within a 4 block radius.

[NeztyKash]

hahahah you guys rock...i actually thought bout doing sumthing like this..COOL

[blackgn82]

westcoast bodegas dont exhist every corner store is more expensive than the daMN supermarket

[xen164]

4:42 bodega! CHEA

this is a classic.

[truenoriffic]

CRUNCHY MINI DONUTS!

[kingmmm121190]

The best thing I have ever seen online.

[GomerDose]

Yeah but do they have Otter Pops? hhmmm? huh??

[gesichtzeigen]

this can't be healthy

[rhinol013]

why eat healthily when your obese?

[gesichtzeigen]

i don't know - maybe to prevent a heart attack? but that's just my silly ideas.

[NeztyKash]

@gesichtzeigen you can't think healthy when you broke, you just gta go for the cheap stuff thats gonna fill u up...

[mddarch2]

damn they guy are eating crap!!!!! i stoped drinking them quater waters in high school back in the 90's i dont eat crap no more i at leat try to like a healthy life

[mddarch2]

i didnt know they still sell quater waters i havent seen them in store in a while now...

[scir91]

lady linda is delicious. i LOVE their raspberry filled iced honey buns, and they are ONLY 50 cents. other companies sell honey buns that are same weight for one dollar. lady linda is value.

[jayseo]

colt 45 are the best

[AvenueD417]

Quarter water aka Juice Grenades, those shits are mad good with a bag of Wise onion rings. but they always make you cough when you drink em too fast,lmao.

[johnnys141]

lol funny stereotype

the white guy has more money than the black guy

[njm4556]

yellow food yellow doodoo

[utonium]

i got tons of those around my way and they seriously got good stuff in there but its all junk food. I cant pass up the ice cream sandwiches though for a quarter.

[ReptaJuDo2012]

MUNCH, SNARF, CRUNCH

[OGRON47]

in latvia everything is cheap in right places

[geofree1984]

HOLY BX is poor. And the government's steady keepin' them stores stocked with nothing but garbage and liquor. Gun store next door too.

[pusher1012000]

in the boogy down

[Korpliw]

I get a bowl of rice and some malt liquor, underage.

[HardymarkTheKid]

omg LMFAO DIS WAS SHOWN IN MA SKOOL

[runescapeownyawe]

A meal for a fucking dollar? I'm moving to the US as soon as i can.

[porkchop7171]

everything in the states is soo cheap!

[MrGunpowder44]

I dont know why i love this video so much lmao

I watch it all the time,

I love QUATER WATER!

[kearlstig1961]

Well done satire! Bo-De-Ga!

[zyruemusic]

EXCELLENT!!! Great heads-up on how to survive in the Bronx....BODEGA!!!  20 STARS!!! JUDAH

[fatchudwan]

this was awesome man, although that honey bun, high fructose corn syrup, and six pack of doughnuts are terrible for you, I steady reppin that stuff for life. son!

[Coldsun3000]

Whole Foods!?!?! THIS IS THE BRONX!!! lol smh... sad yet true...

[TonyGrands]

Ha! Thats what's good dp! Out here in L.A., we got corner stores. Same diff. Switch gwala gwala's with you buy now's. Lmao@yellow food group. & Beer is mos def a food group.....

[TyeNee]

You know why you ain't go no money? 'Cause the economy is still fucked the fuck up, man.

[raonak222]

thank god for bodega

[201220005]

the best way to eat on a low budget and fill up :)

[EtherHunt]

Man, now that I think about it, I haven't ate anything today from the yellow food group.

They need put some of those bodegas over here in the west coast. Out here in the bay area all we got is fucking gasoline stations and 7-11s.

[oOEddyOo]

Fuck Yes!

[bankhog207]

i love this video im suprised it does'nt have more views!

[raonak222]

quater drinks(bum juice) i love drinking those i buy em everyday after school

[catsonprodigy]

2000.....and forever

haha

[NighttimeVulture]

lol classic vid. shiit is the truth

[creepass89]

BO de GA... CHEEAhh

[BaboRyan]

Great video.

[BlueHerself]

Lmfao. Thanks for the laugh, I was sad, this made me laugh out loud ;p

[chloethechloe]

the economy is stll fucked the fuck up

hahahaha

[NegroXFile]

naw its not! I got money! when the economy is bad peple wanna get high, i got pharmecuticals, feel me?

[yoosuckysucky]

lmao

[OnixIsis]

sad...but i used to eat a whole meal from the bodega. Those crispy donuts were the best and I'd wash it down with a quarter water. As a kid if you had a dollar you could buy a whole bunch of garbage.

[melikefavorites]

I would've purchased the Zebra Cake, a pack of Sno Balls, Wise Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips, and a Little Hugs orange quarter drink.

[Girlllpuhlease]

I wouldpurchas 50 cent fanta soda giner ale, 5 cents each for 5 candys, and a 25 cent nacho.

[GTASouthernFinest]

whats scary is your typing...

[playerguz2]

only in the new york lol

[sn1zzo]

DAMNNN Man! I wish I had a Bodega :(

[bulaia3421]

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[Kev91705]

Bodega food pyramid is the best

[Karewmoz]

lol @ Part Foods

Utz is my shit. With the Crab Chips and shit!

When I went to school with a doller, I came out with a drink, appetizer, and meal.

Only at the bodega. Not a deli!

[PaonSol]

Oh snap, I'm lacking some yellow food group today, better grab a banana for lunch, maybe some nesquick to wash it down.

[fukiu45]

lol this will F you the F up.This will have you ready to slap your mom....that's some funny ass shit

[grimeylife]

lmdfaoooo funiiest shit ever

[JYoungz]

iLOVENy!

[ghj879plm]

man i use to live in new york and i moved out to tucson and they dont have any bodegas out here! makes me wont to punch a kitten

[SpacemanRam]

The Bronx aka The Bodega Capital Of The World.

Wait, is that a good or bad thing??

[Louisdagod3]

They're cheap... So, it's good.

[ShorTyWYZ]

I dunno if it is the same every where else, But ALL the bodegas in Toronto are run buy Koreans. DO the have like some kinda of Korean Corner store union, that lets them run all the Bodegas? I dunno, is this the same case in any other cities?

[stavrosdemetriou]

nothing ti be jealous of, it would be one of the hardest businesses in the world to run, no money in it and always putting up with low life thieves

[Shironoq]

Man, we got a Bodega in Maine. Right on Congress St across from the Medical Center. =)  Swing by if you're in the area, they got a good selection of cheap ice creams.

[Ell3Garden]

i live in this area 149st 3rd ave :)

[patrichealin]

BODEGA, in the romanian language, means a low-cost restaurant!!! nice... :D

[DarklanGex]

i live in a place called norlane its alright but dead set a bodega in this place would make sooo much money there is nothing i love more than a cheap as fuck feed

[Freakyimage]

the "bodegas" in sweden are the other way around, they rip u the fuck off

[Firebrandt]

in tampa we got alot of them

please tell me yall know bodega means corner store in spanish

[elivabeth]

I wish they would forward to those politicians they mentioned. I wonder if they would laugh at it and say, "F*** it" or would they take serious consideration into how all the cuts they do and the increase on taxes, items, and services, only continue to affect the poor people and of course, never them. Their paychecks can keep up the with rising costs.

[maemmfc]

After seeing this video, my friends & I make sure we go to our Bodega equivalent (we have no Bodega, but we call it that anyway) & follow the Bodega Food Pyramid. :D

[TeaEarlGreyHot]

You're pretty dumb and you missed the point of the video.

[maemmfc]

I know what the point is, we just like the idea. Poor college students (poor Ohio college students; it's only one of the poorest states) kind of need to follow that rule.

[kadejah19]

lmfao @ part foods

[chosentonessournotes]

Isn't a bodega a place that has old shit on the shelves and you can buy drugs? I found one around Pittsburgh once and got dope. Hahahaha. Ohhh, the old days.

[Brien182]

u got that from half baked.

[titoizdaman3]

Bodegas are the $hit. Can't live in NYC without em!

[jbubbjw]

Quarter water! We call em huggs where I'm from.

[jbubbjw]

God I miss the bodega. One of my only regrets for moving out west.

[elitesbaby]

Yes there are bodegas in Maine, come to Portland