How to Survive Prison : Living in a Jail Cell

[steryle1]

dont take shit for free, dont make bets u cant pay, dont narc, when u walk into prison just attack a mother fucker, thats my understanding. Dont trust anybody!!!!

[Taraalcar]

@daveknowshow I assume you are joking, but just in case you arent...

once a man was harassing me on youtube telling me that the government is systematically killing citizens to make room for alien clones. This is one of many many reasons why I do not take advice from youtube commenters.

[GhostAvenger620]

Stay in school.

[bamafb77563]

@daveknowshow dumb ass

[crazyhorse1369]

Im a tdc corrections officer and this is very true .

[crazyhorse1369]

a pod is a room with 8 to 12 beds . Cells in new jails are normally used for ad seg or proctective custody .

[boomboxbadboy1]

this has to be a joke , a wind up.

[rastaman24211]

@TheMrwaiss dude i lived in prison for 3 years and everything she says leads me to believe she spent time in prison. she is right most of the time you live in open dorms and dont have your own cell. also she is right about how important cleanliness is in prison. in fact to not be clean can be seen as being disrespectful to your celly which could cause problems. prison is not like it is in the movies slim

[TheRealDeal848]

YOU TRY IT YA STUPID COW!!

[WarithHajj91]

she talkin about it like its college

[LucidDreamz]

@TheMrwaiss How do you know she hasn't been to prison? Or she's been to a LOT of prison and have done interviews with prisoners. Somethings you don't have to 'experience' in order to attain some knowledge about it.

[BeastOverdoze]

hahaha this is the funniest video ever lMAO

[MegaCrazycatt]

OK I hope this is not taken the wrong way; because for people that are going to jail this is informative; but how about doing a speech on how NOT to wind up in jail to begin with?

[crocfme]

I'm told my snoring can be heard half a kilometer away. How would I survive in a dorm?

[kdavidmcd]

@crocfme Speaking from experience of having a guy who snored that loud in our dorm, I'd suggest sleeping during the day. Either that or having stuff thrown at you and woken up in not so friendly ways all night.

[bradceltic1888]

this tit has obviously never been tae polmont ha

[gmccall22]

The reason more white people aren't in prison is because of the alternatives, which are insane asylums and drug rehabs

[Terminator860]

@erato99 haha!

[marinello6]

I'm starting to agree more and more with Angela Davis.

[kucoru16]

Is this Naturale from 25th hour?

[faffaflunkie]

How unfortunate it is that we have to prepare our youth for this.

[y2zgt]

@daveknowshow and you my friend are one of the countless sheeple.

[MishuTaste]

I have some extra advice: DON'T BREAK THE LAW.

[ticks4ticks4]

@MishuTaste Or don't get Falsely Accused or FALSELY convicted!!

[MishuTaste]

@ticks4ticks4 Yeah, tell me about it. 

[TheAwwmanitsdan]

yayy thanks now i could go rob a bank and know how to survive in jail!

[gring022gw]

im ready now! lets kill someone

[anvdoe]

Dont like a jail cell? Stay home! DONT DO CRIME!

[anvdoe]

Dont like a jail cell? THEN STAY HOME FOOL!

[randy109]

Treat inmates the way you would like to have been treated if YOU got caught doing something illegal. 99% of us has done something, even once, in our lifetime that could have ended with a jail sentence.

There but for the Grace of God, go I..."

[atlmycity2]

I cant find anything on her, what did she do? does anyone know?

[DaCrazyJiffyLubeGuy]

@atlmycity2 shes an ex con.

[atlmycity2]

@DaCrazyJiffyLubeGuy what did she do? why cant i find it on google?

[GoatFace99]

where's my keys?

[shooz4u]

how does she know?

[thgrtsloth]

what ever you do dont bend over in the shower

[DauntProductions]

i seem to have dropped my soap, could you hand it to me?

[kustomcougar]

It's funny how they get a nigger to do this video.

[Chuckjagermeister]

There's a huge difference between mens and womens' prisons.

[Troop3777]

I like cheese!

[leonmcveigh]

Natural is a unnatural name

[rmsolympic1]

I see her series as geared towards people-particularly people like herself who may have had a very serious lapse in judgement but who are otherwise unhardened criminals-headed to prison. They are probably the only ones inclined to heed her advice. On another note, I saw someone criticizing her for not steering ' [her] people' to something better than prison. I think she probably has or would in another forum.

[beautydaddy]

She has another video: "How to Bust a Nut On Her Eyeball!"

[MsThebuilder]

i would ram ur pod

[postaldude2250]

Lol and she has 2 hoops on her right ear

[backwoodsmister]

Way to "help" your people aspire to something better, Nicole. Your momma must be proud.

[Improbable0possible]

Dave i assume you have heard of zeitgeist and that's why you came to these conclusions. Perhaps you have seen different mateiral if so, pass on which and if your interested I have Zeitgeist favourited on my profile. Fantastic documentary.

[akasuitor]

I prefer Anti- Zeitgeist.

[mryjn420090]

dont joke about killing other people, cause some might take it seriously

[SUR13WATTS]

,k9

[manontheedge68]

your an idiot. if i were like you id say people like you should be locked up because honestly i'd feel safer..

[indiantaco32]

i hate expertvillage

[HomDepoMan]

Flattery will get you nowhere with me.

[neoreaper99]

your user name is HomDepoMan...and your afraid of a reformed woman? dude plz head to your nearest HomeDepo and turn in your guy card plz and thank you.

[ManoftheBeret]

In other words, she's black. Is that basically what you're trying to say?

[randy95023]

I want Martha Stewart or Tommy Chong for a cellmate if I gotta do Federal time!

In this country (USA) virtually anyone gets an opportunity to see the inside of a prison cell. Don't think that YOU will never do time...

[heynat123]

I mean what are you supposed to look like if you've been to prison. I wasn't aware that there was a after prison glow. Please fill me in

[milo555a]

is this a comedy scetch or something

[magicster123]

don't ring earrings hurt?

[kb1644]

lol no you dont feel them

[magicster123]

yea but if it gets caught on something while you walk... your ear will rip

[kb1644]

true. they dont even look good. not work a rip in your ear =P

[magicster123]

lol yea

[durshell101]

this was fuckin stupid...there should be a ban on fuckin stupid videos....stay clean, is that how you want get fucked by ppl of the same sex and beat and humiluated...oh okay, dumb bitch, what she is trying to say is..... keep clean cause your rapist doesnt like dirty dick, she licked alot of pussy in prison, if she was there, and knows, wash that pussy for me shaneequa, lmao...hahahahahaha

[captainspaulding17]

they should put what she was charged with and the sentence she served at the beginning of the video. cause she dont like like she ever drove by a jail let alone been in one

[yefim7]

exactly, she seems to preppy to have ever served a day in jail!

[dubbedcrazy]

just watch oz and learn to run the prison

[wubs23]

wow. in holland, you always get your own room. and most of the time, you can even get TV in there ^^

[WasGibtsLeute]

How do some morons survive without prison?

[ShawnOlaid]

thanks for the tips... im probably going to jail soon

[packersrock58]

really?

[bluenote335]

An expert inmate... Hahaha, too funny!

[randy95023]

In America even if you think that you're safe and would never wind up in prison you are probably wrong. We, as a people, love locking up our fellow Americans. Most of the folks behind bars never thought they'd wind up where they are. Thanks for posting your vids!

[tat1973]

merely lame

[CascaMMA]

one tip given...be clean. Instead of filling the viewer in on what it will be like in prison, try giving a tip or two. Like the title says. Or change the title to say " This is what prison is like"