Two Percent Milk: The Rap

[dkgoon93]

I wnt sum of dat purple stuff

[murrtony]

im lebanese .. and halib is milk :)



[JOKBO1]

1:30 FAIL.

[assassin4life6]

i wonder what the casheir thought when he bought all of this milk

[koussa012]

im arabic buti still like falafel

[ShadowViper415]

Ya pour yourself a bowl, then drop in the deuce...

[lilprima1]

I love <3 to drink milk.

[mklt456]

Does anyone know the name of the video wen he says he got the hoes hollering lmfao

[Beholder505]

What does Remy do for a living? Looks like he's got a pretty sweet house.

[xSWATxRiFt]

Habib is my favorite lol! Keep Him XD!!!

[pinky0960]

1:42 holla fuxxk you look my friend,like no lie:S

[dammitCanada]

Remy got a nice crib! holla

[seismis]

do you go out with that cow outfit???

[thecod4sniper100]

@1055Boy halib means "milk" -_- MNE (mani) means "the result of masturbation"

[1055boy]

@thecod4sniper100 ... I'm arabic, I know that, and yes, it does mean the result of masturbation in a dirty way.

[thecod4sniper100]

@1055boy i'm arabian too nice to meet ya XD but still halib is milk lol

[elcamp3]

@1055boy His name is Habib, not Halib.

[elcamp3]

@thecod4sniper100 His name is Habib, not Halib.

[kymr7]

Halib <3

[elcamp3]

@kymr7 His name is Habib, not Halib. 

[xDEADLYxPSYCHOx]

You Can tell the videos old when you see the really old label for the gatorade bottle



[AustisticKid]

I dont think i know anybody who wakes up with Shoes, jeans and a shirt on!

[1055boy]

What I don't like about Milk is that "Halib" means "The result of Masturbation".

[elcamp3]

@1055boy His name is Habib, not Halib.

[1055boy]

RAMZI.

[purplewhitetiger]

So much milk was wasted in the making of this video.

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[UNDERRATEDMCS]

but i think skim milk tastes the best.

[catz1567]

haha love dis guy

[01trecool01]

Whats wrong with Arabic

[1982708]

gay ass arabic freestyle

[yetiraper]

epic picnic style bandana :P

[ProKaplaBuilder]

youwould be out of milk when u pouar it all out for a small cup

[MrLiverpooldrummer]

1:50 Droppin the deuce.....that's disgusting

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[MsZoologist1]

another reason guys shouldn't live alone

[1055boy]

@MsZoologist1 Jelly?

[MsZoologist1]

@1055boy k, now I'm confused

[1055boy]

@MsZoologist1 When guys live alone, it's like heaven ^_^

[MsZoologist1]

@1055boy did you know unmarried woman live longer then married ones. And unmarried men live shorter then married ones. :)

[1055boy]

@MsZoologist1 Some time as a bachelor is good too :p

"Forever Alone" sucks at one point ;o

[xshadow193]

0:59 lol

[Hadobedo]

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6.Your smilling

7.You are still reading my comment

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11.You're enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts.post this to one video and tomorow will be the best day ever

[247smacktalk]

@Hadobedo fuck you

[dx398]

Dairy is very bad for you. Besides the hormones, antibiotics, and pasteurization, it also has Casein which clogs up your lymphatic system.If you must have milk, Raw Organic Goats Milk is the healthiest... but your Government has outlawed it.

[GirlwiththeJeanSkirt]

2:00 I bet he had to drinking a lot of milk after this...

[buuzzdandybee20]

Are you fucking,... they poured milk in the fucking.... then poured cereal in the fucking..... then ATE the cereal in the fucking..... WHAT the fucking.....

[Dahakistcool]

I hope u had fun at cleaning all the Milk ;)

[ArchSlayer100]

The Wizards suck.

[dinostrich]

1:30 the cows arm totally failed

[TheTwistedVidz]

waking up in jeans.. baws

[ssAMav]

@TheTwistedVidz and shoes!

[alfw70]

got milk? i got beer!!!

[ch8golla213]

YEA DROP IN THE DUCE... LMAO REMY REM...

[alfw70]

at the end he says without us hearing it, "drop in the deuce? that's disgustung!"

[mas6oool2009]

FUCK NO IT LOOKS LIKE FRIDAY MUSIC VIDEO OMFG !!! LOOK LOOK

[123456720566]

what do you do, when the milk goes off. psssh.

[Monzur1994]

why were u sleeping in ur jeans and sneakers remy o.o

[muslimah134]

astagfitullah, that is disgusting

[Firestar431]

sorry i had to dislike so it wouldnt be 666

[cccartercc]

i wonder who cleaned up all that mess....

[alawdisaqr]

lol how do i folow his page

[AusFps]

666 dislikes

[xzombiefartx]

Boy I drink whole milk.



[lamagicatotti]

@xzombiefartx me to fuck 2% milk i drink full milk

[ZnamyaRevolutsii]

Sunny D is banned in the UK :( i miss the stuff lol

[untouchableali]

@ZnamyaRevolutsii no its not, it went of the shelf for a while but its back, my local tesco xtra's got it!

[ZnamyaRevolutsii]

@untouchableali omg send me some and il be your friend, the kiwi one plz :D i cant find it were i live lol so i just stick to monster energy xD

[untouchableali]

@ZnamyaRevolutsii

friendship in exchange for sum sunny D? what has the world come to! lol

[SomethingSimsy]

@ZnamyaRevolutsii No its not.

[wwerocks27376]

nice house

[lamagicatotti]

wtf u got a cow in da house??

[Koulikov1]

Great work keep it up!!!!

[TheGoldenPickle]

wonder wut he did w/ all tht milk.....

[NeutralExistence]

You bastard, how dare you waste milk.

[coolcool137]

dam how much milk did you buy imagian what the people at the store were like

[ep1cf00f00]

Mom:"Did you make a mess while making that video?"

Remy:" (Quietly)Umm...Quick think of something...(Outloud)YES...(Qu­ietly)crap(Outloud) I MEAN NO...(Quietly)yeah good job I think I fooled her hehe..."

[robly17]

"Yo remz we outta milk."

"Wut"

[Bouma555]

I believe the purple stuff is grape juice.. YUM :D

[migarules55]

he got up out of bed with his shoes on

[migarules55]

im hibib

[FluffsterAwada]

thumbs up if u like halib (milk) & ur arab

[MSFunnyDucky]

@FluffsterAwada ya i do and is awada ur last name? mine is awawda

[Animator299]

i like the middle eastern style

[FckssGoodLoss]

you fucken faggot why are you wastin milk

[genericusernames2]

thumbs up if you always try to read their lips in the quiet part of the song

[killer4447]

WTF? pour ur self a bowl and drop in the douce?

[er1022551]

coool, this guy gets out of bed in jeans!

[GingerSnap619]

that was so gross at the end, but for my opinion i like both regular, and soy milk

[MerchantOfMenace1]

wow, I JUST now got the "purple stuff, Sunny D" quote.

[brandonr717]

Fuck Soy Milk

[FINKLEDOOP]

its funny that you ate out of that tub....10 mins later awww man my dirty ass water has been in there x(

[TheFreshRiderz]

662 really suck dick

[halo3man555]

RemyRemz, you should do a rap about Harry Potter.

[YOMINUSTV]

Word.

[Bigmongo66]

Yeah, I thought it wasn't too sucky!!!!

Good luck to yah brahddah!!!!

[BryannaReed]

milk makes cum taste bad.. just sayin

[kageshukun13]

@BryannaReed and i wonder how you know that *-* -stare-

[BryannaReed]

@kageshukun13 i think its obvious how.. hahaha

[TheToxicSage]

Sounds Good. Video can do with some Make-over though!

[goth9ever]

someone should show this vid to vegans, they'll see sense 0^

[Deathbymonkeys77]

Coke, Gatorade, "Purple Stuff", Sunny D!

[VanDrad13]

...I want that purple stuff.

[PunchingMegaTree]

@VanDrad13 Fuck that, I want some 2% MILK!

[malkrow21]

Did you just eat cereal out of a bathtub? I gotta try that.

[MrRandalScott]

Leik if you clicked for the boobies.

[heyoprincess]

Is this the better version of Rebacca Black?

[kageshukun13]

@heyoprincess u sir fail

[togepi123]

اللعنة عليك اللعنة الكلبة زنجي الجنس مع العذارى ليس أكثر ولكن حتى لو فعلت لن تذهب الرائحة الكريهة لا يزال قضيبي

[CxRAZxYxKxILLxA]

@togepi123 I agree.

[halo3man555]

660 people like soy milk.

[MX7XMXD]

who taught you arabic ? :O

[bobwatters]

im more impressed with the house!

[TheHitchenator]

i find this video easy to masturbate to

[brandxdog7]

@TheHitchenator you like men thats fucking funny

[TheHitchenator]

@brandxdog7 no, the size D's you idiot, i paused it and zoomed in.

[brandxdog7]

@TheHitchenator oh i apoligize sorry about that

[Xxtrentasten13xX]

hey wats wrong with geting out of bed with your shoes on ;(

[dog11411]

gets up out of bed xD with his shoes on?

[Fonzeii]

i think u missed the bowl at 1:46

[twostoriesandasong]

lol i started to watch this and thought u were doing a spoof of Rebecca Black until i looked at the date! :L x

[firelord100000]

did you clean your tub, i am perrty sure you didn't use dish soap. lol

[migarules55]

i drop bombs in the car got get to the store

[migarules55]

0:23 is my favorite part

[CuteBllora]

that's a lot of haleb wasted

[joniraisanen]

if u like habib look at the humus rap by goremy

[USAforLIFE800]

HABIB!!!



[ProCircuitHonda]

Droppin the DEUCE!!

[TheBigmajd]

who is that girl at 1:14

[gabby03106]

@TheBigmajd my sister

[migarules55]

hell ya



[Exopathiic]

hands down, 0:20 is the best part.

[xmeemziex]

The beginning sounds just like Rebecca Black 'wake up in the morning, grab a bowl and cereal' - hahaha :P

[BlackieAnnWarren]

SKim Milk is nasty!!!! Its watered down milk EWW

[Cubaneros1998]

u can tell that he doesn't give a fuck about his kitchen

[1ex1uger]

This is hilarious. Great job

[SuperDoolz]

Fucking thumbs up fags.

lol thumz up btw rofl

[SwordPengy8]

LUCKY CHARMS HAS PIG GELATIN FYI

[MrFalcon5000]

thumbs up if you saw him get out of bed already dressed :)

[death2785]

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[halo3man555]

Thumbs up if you noticed the 20 dollar bill at the part where he said "Drop in the deuce." Also thumbs up if you noticed at 1:31-1:32 the cow's arm was slightly hidden.

[xxc0vetxx]

Haleep! <3

[halo3man555]

The lines at 0:29 and 1:18 ARE EXACTLY THE DAMN SAME!

[LinkStragen]

how much did all that milk cost

[RoLeXxX999XxX]

Intro is like rebecca black song! :(... Bitch she is copying ppl too! omg cant beleive it rebecca :(

[irealydodominate]

i would bang the girl @ 1:13.

[ninetaledj]

He must work at a dairy farm or something....no one buys that much milk!

[buzzhead247]

@ninetaledj hey you havent seen my fridge then

[dandan832]

1:49 " Drop in the deuce?..... That sucks" lol

[dvdsmlprstylr]

You must have a really good job that pays well to do and have all that!!!

[polly10022]

hahah

[Dahakistcool]

Why is justin bieber more famous than remy i dont understand it remy is 10000times better who agree?

[joah578]

You pour yourself a bowl then drop in the duece!

[ganamdinho]

When he gets up at the first

I recalled rebecca black friday

[knight10666]

this must have been a pain in the ass to clean up after

[birdistheword100ify]

now clean it all up XD

[xgongiveittoya1]

homo milk is better even tho is sounds gay :P

[ditkacigar89]

mmm i want some Purple Stuff

[1092midnight]

When u first try ae dairy its hard to go back i now throw up everytime i try store brand cottage cheese...

[billybabc]

I'm literally addicted to 2% milk and when he said it was like a pill, i really related

[halo3man555]

1% milk is so much better.

[CrypticWand621]

I hope you had fun cleaning up all that milk and water you spilled everywhere.

[cortezisbad10]

Holy Fuck That girl is my Cuzin.

[NTAH1992]

Why do people constantly ask for thumbs up as if they get money for that shit? Damn...just enjoy the video.

[THEREALMUSICZ]

what happend to u going to mc??

[xDDOG7231]

did he say drop in the duce

[Wesleywoolridge1]

@xDDOG7231

Yea...Drop in the 2% milk?!

[kidmen123]

I'd chainsaw Remy.

[JuggaloHoodster]

JuggaloHoodster Peep It Im dope as fuck

[UNDERRATEDMCS]

but i think skim milk tastes the best.

[jjonas1000]

Hmmm the beginning reminds me sooo much of Rebecca Blacks "Friday"..

[crashAshdene]

and 3 years later this is still amazing to watch Lol