Why Duke Sucks RAP SONG

[hippa2dahoppa2]

hahaha i liked the video guys some of it made me laugh pretty hard

[tylerallstar17]

UNC has hotter girls. If your disagree, no problem, it's fine to be gay.

[MrsPattinson897]

yall are just jealous of our awesomeness. and tyler hansborough so deserved that nosebleed for the cocky asshole he is

[EnigmoEnigmo]

@MrsPattinson897 I know you duke fags can't be talking with that jerkwad Reddick. 

[MrsPattinson897]

@EnigmoEnigmo hmm and how are we fags?? jj reddick is amazing. hmm and lets see..we are going to the sweet 16 this year and we didnt lose to the dayton flyers last year in the nit championship. and coach k has his 900th win. how many does roy williams have???

[EnigmoEnigmo]

@MrsPattinson897 you are fags because we are better than you in every way: more championships, an undefeated season, more players of the year, and all around better players. jj reddick is ass, now Tyler Hansbrough is a true player. we are going to the sweet 16 too dumbass. and at least we didn't lose to villanova in the sweet 16 in 2009 when we went right around and beat them.

[EnigmoEnigmo]

@MrsPattinson897 and how the fuck is tyler hansborough a cocky asshole? reddick is waaay more cocky than hansborough

[MrsPattinson897]

@EnigmoEnigmo hmmm how is reddick more cocky?? jj's a better player

[EnigmoEnigmo]

@MrsPattinson897 how is hansborough cocky? mabye in the nba but not int the ncaa. not in this lifetime.

[MrsPattinson897]

@EnigmoEnigmo he is. he thinks that he is so much better than everyone else because he went to carolina. and please enlighten me on how jj reddick is cocky.

[EnigmoEnigmo]

@MrsPattinson897 first enlighten me on how he thinks he is, has he ever said that in an interview? and as for jj reddick, the cocky asshole throws up a "3 pointer" on his finger everytime he makes one. "We get it you made a damn 3! want a cookie?" and how is jj reddick better?

[MrsPattinson897]

@EnigmoEnigmo thats just what he does. you gotta problem with it go talk to someone who gives a shit. hmm hansbrough is a crybaby and thinks hes better than anyone else. jj redick is more dominant on the court. he shot at such a high percentage and was able to shoot free throws like none other. the only reason tyler benefited from officials turning a blind eye to his traveling and any off balance shot he takes looks so awkward officials believe its a foul.

[EnigmoEnigmo]

@MrsPattinson897 well i highly disagree but look, how about this, you have your opinion i have mine okay?

[MrsPattinson897]

@EnigmoEnigmo ok. lets agree to disagree

[MaywoodMike22]

This is fantastic. Touches on just a few of the reasons why Duke is gay. PUKE basketball eats it... fans are dorks.

[ballislif]

haha this guys argument is awful. saying the duke fans are lame for camping out for tickets and painting their faces/bodies? every big time basketball program has students that camp out for tickets. (UNC does it) and UNC has fans that paint their faces. Sorry dude....dukes just better but no UNC fan will ever admit that because despite coming off an NIT season, the team is still at god status and can never do any wrong. keep crying UNC

[jshooter15]

awweee look at the little unc bitchin.

[DamonMofo]

yeah no, typical carolina fan crying....... same old bs.

[mossontherandy]

FUCK DUKE!!!

[HOPIINDIANS]

WE ROCK CAUSE WE PLAY ROUGH YALL GOT CAN'T HANG WE AWESOME(DUKE FAN LET YALL NO)

[AWPSouth]

We suck because we don't go to the nit and lose. Right.

[sipesey15]

we suck cuz we wont the 2010 national title whooo!

[thegooddoctor1000]

@sipesey15 "wont" doesn't mean "won," dumbass. It's a contraction for "will not," funny how someone who likes a prissy private school can't even spell.....

[sipesey15]

@thegooddoctor1000 duke beat nc last night faggot

[thegooddoctor1000]

@sipesey15 Who gives a fuck? I don't give a shit about either team, I just pointed out that you can't spell and sound like you have down syndrome. Besides, I watched that game and Duke barely squeaked by and looked terrible in the first half. Duke can every game they ever play but that doesn't make you sound any smarter.

[thegooddoctor1000]

@sipesey15  * win

[kpmsoxfan33]

the funny thing is it prbly took him 50 trys to make that haha

[theajr03]

DUKE CAN SUCK A BIG ONE AND I HATE THE TAR HEELS

[uncrulez]

at 1:16 everybody back then had short shorts

[MetallicaFan58]

Haha this is hilarious

[SRM2486]

I don't go to duke, and can't defend anything other than the b-ball program, and i'll admit they have had some hurt players in the past.. but they win, so suck on that you jealous ass haters

[SRM2486]

haha this video is comedy, 2 fat losers who have prolly never played serious ball in their lives just hatin on a program that is always solid.. I can't wait for this season they are going to be a different team to watch with Irving at point, I don't care if you hate duke just don't be ignorant and face the fact that they have a great basketball program with the top coach in college ball (Izzo at a close second).

[tomatoface12]

@SRM2486 Ok, you guys do have a good program. I have respect for you. You're not a retarded asshole carolina fan. Sometimes I'm ashamed to call myself a Tar Heel when they're talking out of their asses. Whatever. I don't like Duke, but I can have respect for them. You guys are going to be good this year, and next year we'll reload and have our couple years of dominance like we did in '08 '09. Its a cycle.good luck and please have mercy on us this year. jk I would never have mercy on Duke. :D

[Gribros]

Hey fun fact for ya UNC was the only team to EVER win the NCAA championship then go one to make it to the NIT and lose in that too.

[kobebryant417]

i like how duke rejects hate on duke. have fun with ur community college, inkvisitor

[colinbunt2013]

nc sucks duke won the championship didnt they so shut the fuck up u dumb nc fan

[uncrulez]

@colinbunt2013 not when this video was made, and why would u look up why duke sucks and its unc not nc, nc is wolfpack i hate them

[patscoach]

they suck i thought they won the ncaa championship butler sucks so does north carolina

[jum90]

@patscoach Butler outrebonded duke sir

[IdiotsRUs80]

@patscoach really, bandwagon much, and if butler sucks how come they took it to duke and got into the finals

[rsb3118]

GO BUTLER DUKE SUCKS!!!! DAWGS WILL GET THEIR REVENGE NEXT SEASON

[Gribros]

@rsb3118 ya butler had the home state advantage in the final four they dindt deserve to go that far if they didnt hove home court advantage

[hayliegh2708]

4 titles? really? 1991, 1992, and 2010 are only 3 titles. where is number four at? UNC has five. 1957, 1982, 1993, 2005, 2009, maybe even six if you count the one in 1924.

[Karpofish]

@hayliegh2708 true man also Duke cheated to beat Arizona in one of those titles so its more like 2 they suck ass and its true that most people that come out of Duke never do really well in the NBA, well not even close to how well Arizona and UNC players do.

[LoGiCKzZ]

@hayliegh2708 UK has 7

=)

[krich577]

@hayliegh2708 2001? Yeah duke won that one. Nice job. Also

1924 was a retroactive postseason ranking by a non NCAA affiliated board. Typical UNC fan to not know the shit they're talkin about and just repeat some other asshole's bullshit.

[parkerty1]

hey this year unc sucked balls but look duke won ncaa champioship

[Karpofish]

@parkerty1 Hows the band Wagon I hear that its starting to fill up sense they ruined the 2010 NCAA championship oh btw Duke suck donkey ass they get all the calls, they play dirty and they just straight up suck GO Arizona bitch

[polarbearjew]

I know why people hate Duke but dude at the 1:25 whats up with throwing the cat like a piece of trash. That is what sucks. Keep hating Duke. We have 4 national titles and the hate must be making us strong. I liked when Maryland was up by 20 in the semifinals in 2001 yet Duke came back to win the NCAA title. Peace

[jum90]

@polarbearjew true maryland is still better then duke

[RammaLammaHamDam]

I've watched this like 10 times since Monday night.

[93Glori]

I love how on Twitter after they won, Fuck Duke was a trending topic. I think that says enough

[dolans6]

well i hate unc and duke. They both suck and are all white. Singler is ugly

[jum90]

@dolans6 yeah true but UNC is getting blacker

[KryptMKW]

finally a duke sucks video. Go syracuse!

[zedrich05]

Who is your team? Because whoever it is im pretty sure Duke just won the championship so get the fuck out of here you fat piece of shit

[XCDewey]

Oh, also...Duke's been beating UNC for years with kids that UNC turned down because they were busy letting in people who are less intelligent so they go to a safety school.

[XCDewey]

Duke just won a national championship. This pleases me. Haters gon' hate but Duke plays basketball the way it's supposed to be played, and coach K is the best coach in the country.

[jum90]

@XCDewey no hes not its garry williams

[dolans6]

duke sucks and singler is ugly

[calcort]

Nice NIT Heels....By the way, no bigger faggot in the history of college basketball than Tyler Hansboro. Easy prey for a man like Henderson.

[crazedcamel11]

@calcort Yeah, how's Henderson doing in the NBA compared to Hans? Hans averages more points than Henderson averages minutes. Another dookie that's going to have a failed NBA career.

[DShyne100]

Horrible. fail. y r u cursin so much? an u can't rap b. 2 thumbs down n a middle finger like f**k this vid b. yo dont post anymore rap vids. fa real dun.

[villa417]

DUKE

[shibboleth17]

@Soldierboy871 you are retarded... the guy who made florida song thanked the guys who made duke song for the idea... duke song is the orginal

[Soldierboy871]

@shibboleth17 well my bat.. damn

[icpfuckingsucks]

unc sucks

[6243313]

@icpfuckingsucks you swallow bitch!

[linux750]

WAS that INTENTIONAL at 0:25?

[firebirdgomez]

@linux750 Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[shutthefupplz]

how about UNC, Duke, NC State, and Wake Forest all fucking suck. go buckeyes

[jakewamboldjr]

for real duke does have the fugliest girls in america...GO HEELS

[hundug]

duke sucks so bad they lost to wvu last year

[Str8OuttaFrayser919]

@hundug who just won it now bitch

[chaosgirl24]

oh come on duke is sooo much better none of your so called rap rhymes and stop cussing every other word u sound like a red neck

[DonMegaphone]

How's the tourney going, Dookies?

Ha! ha! /[Nelson Muntz]

[Tifu19]

u obvisouly arent that smart. yeah everyone had short shorts but theres vince carter, antwan jamison, hakeen ilajuan or how ever the fuck you spell it. ben wallace and many more jackass, dont talk shit when you dont know facts fuckstick

GO HEELS!!!!!

[BlueDevils2115]

flaws with this video:

1. every team had short shorts, duke wasnt the only team

2. Tyler hansbrough cries like a little bitch every game

3. How many superstars in the nba went to unc?

4. you have nothing to make fun of coach k for besides how he looks

5. roy williams is a douche bag

[ClanKillers]

was tyler crying wen henderson sissy puched him with his elbow?

NO

he got the fuk up and started charging

[BlueDevils2115]

he still a pussy and you know it

[ClanKillers]

BULLSHIT

and a suky ass comeback

[BlueDevils2115]

do you really think tyler hansbrough will be successful in the nba? fuck no hes too much of a pussy

[ClanKillers]

yeh he will

he creates contace gets fouled makes it and then makes EVERY extra point or foul shot

and once again great comeback

[BlueDevils2115]

ill agree that he does create contact but he isnt man enough to be a center or a power foward in the nba

[ClanKillers]

im being a bit of an ass

but

put him at small forward or somthin hes startin to make 3's and outside shots

[fathead3381]

BlueDevils, you had a lot of time to find all the video flaws while you were sitting at home because your Dukies were overrated and overseeded and once again, lost early in the tourney. The sooner you admit you guys arent as good as you think, the sooner we can all move on with our lives.

[uub12]

two words Michael Jordan nuff said

[tcnoonan]

Jordan went to UNC, not Duke.

[uub12]

I know that Dumbass

think a little

[DjsGameShow]

duke is better than marlyland, idk why you are cracking on duke..

[missqueeniec]

Fuck Duke. Betcha wont hit em.

[jazzistight]

Garbage. lol. UNC fans are the most crying fans i've ever seen....but if you'll go back and check stats from previous games....who ends up with the most fouls at the end of the game? hmmm?

[ATM3149]

hansborough is the man, but he looked like he was gonna cry.

he's still the man tho

[bluedevilsfan21]

that video was gay and you cant make fun of duke fans because the Cameron crazies are the best fans in the world

[kayhay88]

hahaha oh shit i think hes dead!

[chinamanlad]

LAWL

[uagreenway]

im from the west so i have no interests in the politics of duke vs unc...BUT here are the FACTS: DUKE GIRLS ARE UGLY, COACH K IS UGLY, UNC IS A MUCH MORE EXCITING TEAM TO WATCH AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN, AND THAT VIDEO WAS AWESOME!!!

[conatrywck]

hahahaaahah

dude that was fucking awsome!

[sammynod]

ha yeah all i heard was coach K looks weird, he looks like a rat, oh and he looks funny. thats all you got. as soon as roy williams wins half as many as coach k, lemme kno

[kmcgrath89]

#1. coach k has been coaching 13 more years

2. if you do the math he has 243 more wins. divide that by 13 years and roy would have to average 19 wins a year..which hes done his entire coaching career.

3. coach k's winning % is .750, roy is sittin on .807

4. when coach k catches dean smith then say something bitch

[QuikZilver]

OWned by kmcgrath

[miserycitytexas]

the only good players i know from duke that had good careers in the nba are elton brand, grant hill, and cory maggette.

[SEEBASS1234]

cory maggette isnt even that good and elton brand is overrated

[noose32]

brilliant!

[bengalfootballfan]

kentucky rules duke fuckin sucks

[coltskid2000]

we went to dke shut the fuk up

[coltskid2000]

u probably suck at basketball shut the f#*k up man i will school u 1on1

[dutbat]

Dude i seriosuly wouldnt talk about old people at DUKE game's... look at ur self your old!

[dutbat]

Dude i seriosuly wouldnt talk about old people at DUKE game's... look at ur self your old!

[10cdouglas101]

i ma a duke fan an i think this is funy as hell

[nchfries67]

haha im a huge duke fan too and i agree with you

[wheelrobert]

GO UK! Dicky V is cool tho!

[bengalfootballfan]

Uk rules, Duke sucks!

[agent0man]

their cheerleaders look like butt

GO TERPS

[bostonsucks96]

unc is the best

duke sucks

[54spiritedwill54]

this is the greatest video ever in the history of youtube.

[HomicidalSniper]

that is true duke sucks friggin dukies lol

[pfunk58955]

carolina has the most talent in the country by far fuck duke

[ruinerfixxxer]

also, fuck dook

[Blu3devil23]

WOOOOOO duke number 1 in the ACC WOOOO hey maryland and UNC fans YOU SUCKKKKKKKKK

[salahuddinyusuf]

use a different background music man

[Jam818]

They do get the calls...Funniest part...

Dickie V sucking coach k's nutts

[simplybob951]

haha that was a great day!!!!! so did anyone else notice that everyones shorts were that short...yes even michael jordan... and also im pretty sure the white guy in this was on "to catch a predator" i believe he was going to screw a 8 yr old boy?

[ndaprato]

too bad it doesnt make fun of paulus really, cause hes the biggest faggot on there team, hes a little bitch who complains about everything, and sheyer is a bitch

[loldogs]

This is true GO TERPS and if you ask y we say go maryland its because this vid was made at maryland

[pitarheels]

there sure was alot of blue in that gym.  he did where a red MD shirt. i love that video...for people that dont know, DOOk is located in the projects of Durham... and most of their students are fron NJ or and Asian country.

[beltonmarty]

NOT ONLY DO THEY SUCK< THEY SWALLOW!!!

[iLikeCandy2]

BRILLIANT... go terps!

[djpage7]

Brilliant. And I co-sign on the Duke ugly chick theory. I went to "party" there when I was in college (UVA). It was horrible; my 7th grade dance in the school gym was more fun and had better looking girls.

[t3pps]

ok I LOVE Duke, but this is effing hilarious.

[mikeadamovich]

GO MARYLAND

[kingmcclee]

this is the greatest video ever in the history of youtube. DUKE SUCKS!!!!!!

[malcomxjr1982]

sweeet go maryland

[D3str0d]

haha nice one

[Lisko15]

this is the greatest video ive ever seen duke is horrible honestly who is virginia common wealth come on call unc when u make it past the first round.

[taylorrsaiddd]

haha this is funny i like duke but it is still funny

haha

[sportyxskater3]

hahahaahahaha i keep playing it over and over again....lol

[dannyboy9695]

nice video

[Blaser7]

Wow you are probably the biggest loser / queer I have ever seen post on you tube. I'm not a Duke fan, and I still think you need to get a fucking life. This is why you suck, you post dumb ass videos on you tube making fun of white people (take another look in the mirror you jack off douche bag)

[er0senin]

:wub:

[RatsPuke]

classic!!!!!!!

[JAP2010]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im cracking up!!this vid was fucking great i love it, there needs to be a part 2!

[Shazad9912]

DUKE SUCKS!!!! PS they is also real gay and homo and gay and homo.