Anti-Terrorism Honor System

[Sscarecrows]

Never do it again? He hadnt done anything yet

[rockboy365987826]

Pony version:

-Does subject cross his/her heart?

-Does subject hope to fly?

-Is subject willing to stick a cupcake in eye

[the1stbuilder65]

@rockboy365987826 so much win

[6000NoobTube]

"Cross your heart?" "Hope to die" "Stick a needle in your eye?" Wait, the screws didn't go tight around..."

[demoniccurses9]

@6000NoobTube I know ur anxious and all......but it's still gonna take a while till the next game is up so.......ur gonna have to find another hobby till then Stross

[Boninja88]

This was lame until the crossed finger thing.

[77mickster]

i actually dont think that would be that bad

[LuvLikeADrug]

when I saw this I thought they were going to use wizards cause the tie reminded me of Harry Potter's tie ^.^

[thedishandthespoon1]

@LuvLikeADrug Dude, me too! lulz.

[killa432546]

"Will you cross your eye?"

"Yes."

"Will you hope to die?"

"Yes."

"For Allah?"

"Yes. Wait what?!"

[LOGIESPZ]

@killa432546 "cross your eye" wtf?????

[thebanhammer1]

I think this would work better than the full body scan

[9552545]

i used to stick needles in my eyeball until i took an arrow to the knee

[MadHornetSeries]

At least this is better than the TSA molesting you.

[MyGuitarAD]

This is the girl from the farting girl video! :O

[LegeTwra]

i d fuck hilary clinton

[bbifoxy]

did anyone see the naked lady in 0:33

[Duusn]

id fuck that guy in the blue jacket

[SpartanCXVII]

Yeah too bad the TSA is run by the Department of Redundancy, I mean Homeland Security

[Duelistic678Thinker]

it's kara scott?

[TheIvyX]

How is taking off your shoes funny

[FireRupee]

@TheIvyX It's the TSA.

[107islove]

Gryffindor ties

[SCaitan]

Some people become terrorists when they take of their shoes. And somehow they are always in front of me in line. -.-

[yutaja]

Lol

[WafflezDay]

Damnit.. I WEAR CONVERSE! V<JGFVhyjebgfcjk

[jsamue12]

I was waiting for someone to pull out a machine gun in the background

[TheRandomSource1]

@sprite4asia it's a double negative, so if your NOT a terrorist then your not. so if your not NOT a terrorist it means you are because two negatives are equal to one positive. so by answering that question with a no he is saying he is NOT a terrorist.

[nathiads]

Don't you love the brylookln accent?

[PS3Man141]

Cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in your eye-deadspace 2

[WeirdRorschach]

She should have said

"and yes, we still have to put our hand up your ass."

[sezza158]

@csaw12 i like your argument more but i hate to tell you it is spelt admit and pronounced that way too

[MrMoodyKSA]

MY GOD ANYTHING BUT THE PINKY PROMISE!

[TheChaoscontrol1]

As pinkie pie said...."cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye"

[waseem1173]

Taking off your shoes ? talk about being pulled out of a line to be searched further separately because your middle eastern ethnicity.

[Roronoa2zoro]

Cross my heart and hope to fly

Stick a cupcake in my eye

[wildcavemann]

not my shoessssss!

[abond007shitface]

this shit aint even funny.

[DeepSouthLass]

Lolololz

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

That girl can grope me any time

[terrendously]

0:56 lol!!! the security guy in the back

[elithesickenator]

wtf is so sexy about the lady in the red jacket?

[ronackostolomac]

@somethingdumb1111 cool story bro...

[The13thCritic]

@somethingdumb1111 yeah, I say that about people when I see them too

[suxwtf]

@somethingdumb1111 it's more a cardigan.

[mikeymikemikey1]

@somethingdumb1111 it's a cardigan

[cristiungurianu]

''Also , I would bone you ''

[MrBo7amed100]

I'm a Middle Eastern, so they automatically suspect me as a terrorist

[Mi1994100]

dayummm........she fine

[TheChrisBeatty]

Too many videos... not enough time..

[Gittywinkles]

WHAT IS THIS SONG CALLED? WITH THE FLUTE?

[jdreic]

I hate it when they suspect I have something on me in an airport, it's just an excuse for them to grope me'!

[trilintia]

@jdreic Having done security and it is not why. I knew a security officer that got a guy killed he was searching women was new and timid. So he avoided private areas and only lightly sweeping over. She had a hidden contour blade(a blade shaped to follow contours of body), she stabbed his friend and he had to shoot her.

Also its search are decided by computer based on suspicious criteria. Only time a guard decides personally if someone is excessively nervous even then boss can say no

[joshdaugherty1111]

WE GOT A FINGER CROSSER GET HIM!

[MissRainbow1010]

but.. but.. he pinky sweared!!! D:

[Snakester789]

he said he's willing to die! he's a terrorist!

[feltbag]

Our taxes at work

[88119966]

the funny thing is, this would be more efficient than the currant system.

[physicsking123]

GRYFFINDOR!!!!!

[SmileyMe5225]

Seems legit....

[SheerSniper7]

he said he hopes to die and stab himself with a needle in one eye, soundes good to me

[Chelliebee1397]

Gryffindor tie ^.^

[GreenGhost494]

@drummerkid909

Eco terrorist maybe?

[Winterisawsome]

@acousticguitarist42 ya cuz for some tim hermioni made that S.P.E.W program to save the elves ... i thought wut they did was frieken hilarious!! XD

[funkyjj900]

Unstopable virus: a virus that loops college humor videos

[drummerkid909]

Wait... He was white?

[3822218]

@drummerkid909

Oh right, terrorists are just brown -_-

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@drummerkid909 >.> Profound American foolishness right thur.

[drummerkid909]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 Lul. Jokes on you. I'm Australian. And I have succeeded in causing a forgien shitstorm.

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@drummerkid909 Australian? You're on a prison island, you lost right of speech now. Bai.

[drummerkid909]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 I live in South Australia, the only state not settled by convicts. Get your facts straight before you try to sound smart, you fuckstain.

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@drummerkid909 Oh so I can look into my magic ball of wisdom and know you live in the South? Like that's an improvement. Still AUS.

[drummerkid909]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 No, but you should understand that not all of Australia was settled by convicts. To be able to attempt to hurt someone over the internet, which you are obviously trying to do, then you must use facts. Now fuck off :)

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@drummerkid909 'Kay bai mugger :3

[csaw12]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 that is honestly the single most retarded argument i have ever heard anyone make... ever

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@csaw12 Says someone who can't spell seesaw.

[csaw12]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 dont forget not instead of knot

[csaw12]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 says someone who doesnt realize that i did that on purpose

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@csaw12 Spelling shit on purposely wrong, now that's retarded. Now go watch the vid.

[elithesickenator]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 not my argument but saying spelling shit on purposely wrong is retarded as well haha

[csaw12]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 no sir... as a matter of fact i am not going to watch the vid, i am going to sit here behind my computer screen until abmit that i am right, wether you like it or not >:(

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@csaw12 I don't think anyone is gonna "abmit" anything.

[csaw12]

@VicTheMazdaFan1993 oh yes you are going to ABMIT that i am right, and they're are going to consqences if you do knot

[girlmagne11]

@csaw12 I agree with your argument... But it's admit, going to be consequences, and not.

[zanderaw]

@fuduzan5562 But TSA has worked fine against terrorism...

[Ipostcommentsonly]

If he hopes to die on the flight, isn't that a bad thing?

[dmansable]

Screw terroiest :P :3

[TheLaurenJC]

I have that tie... :P

[ljcarmin]

They're wearing Griffindor ties!!

[TheThisIsSparta300]

I thought it was good unrolled I heard you have to Take off your shoes

[CognitiveNetwork]

I was gonna watch porn and eat pizza, but then I clicked on a collegehumour video.

[The1andOnlyCG]

the dramatic black-guy-slow-nod...

[SuperPwningJeep]

@acebats are you soft in the head?

[camerabox1]

couldnt he have just uncrossed his fingers

[BushyX]

@camerabox1 No

[fuduzan5562]

This would be exactly as effective as TSA has been so far against terrorism, and much cheaper and less invasive. Let's do it.

[athenacat96]

Who saw the terrorist guy on Jimmy Fallon when they did the Twelve Daze of Christmas?

[personaltheology]

why are they wearing gryffindor ties...?

[Fishing822]

He's a finger crossers- GET HIM

[mrayquaza]

thumbs up if you did the opposite of what the annotation said

[acebats]

If that were me I would say no when asked do I hope to die...

[maxmatt4]

XD

[Lumiv]

Shes hot o.o

[GRIMIVIDS]

MIND IF I DO A STRIP SEARCH?

[MeNotYou239]

0:08 she kinda looks like Andriel from LOTR war of the north

[deekaygee33]

Yeah so Canada is a lot less strict with airport security, once a guy waved me through because we had the same last name LOL, but take in consideration how many terrorist attacks as Canada endured? not as much as the states.

[pouncer29]

Ya defiantly canada. First did you mean that or were u joking? Either way your terribly mistaken

[gorabadabadingdong]

What's so funny about this.

This is what it's like in Canada...

[MorningMidget]

@gorabadabadingdong I think your stupid. And the woman even said Americans. lol :)

[HELIOWITZ]

@gorabadabadingdong ;I'm Canadian, and I can verify this

[gorabadabadingdong]

@HELIOWITZ Hahahahaha same

[iburyyoass]

@gorabadabadingdong It used to be like that in America, but then we got a series of shitty presidents in the white house.

[theherooftime39]

@gorabadabadingdong no its not

[scarbearobear]

@gorabadabadingdong Yup that's us! :D

[liquidgosu69]

@gorabadabadingdong HEY im Canadian and ur right...

[TheAwesome45]

@gorabadabadingdong Kinda like it

[cyberk25]

0:54 creepy black dude lol

[1smallstep]

Of course you have to take off your shoes! They do need to make sure you aren't crossing your toes, don't they?

[pokeadicct568]

LOL DEADSPACE 2 REFRENCE AT 0:46

[Skulldragon999]

I like the girl with the boobs.

[delivery52]

@Skulldragon999 i like the guy with the boobs.

[Tylergbred]

i promise ill never blow up thousands of people again. 

[AntiNukeLlama]

Forget the shoes what about the X-ray?

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

DAMNIT I STILL HAVETA TAKE OFF MY SHOES

[rkg11918]

I was supposed to play Skyrim today, but then I clicked on a collegehumor video.

[Bamshi101]

@rkg11918 I was supposed to play Dark Souls.

[MeltingPotOfSouls]

@rkg11918 That is the exact scenario I'm going through lol

[jortbattle]

@rkg11918 i was supposed to go to work today. but then i clicked on a collegehumor video.

[hagamablabla]

@rkg11918 You can stop Skyrim? Holy crap!

[QuickScopersUnknown]

@rkg11918 You took a collegehumor video to the eyes.

[rkg11918]

@QuickScopersUnknown I used to play Skyrim, but then I took collegehumor to the eyes. Haha

[xTheFelixFelicisx]

THEY ARE WEARING GRYFFINDOR TIES!!!!

[Shentuu]

@AkilZodiac yes it is. It just happens to be ano tyther reference.

[TheOnceisenough]

LOL dead space reference "cross my heart and hope to die. Stick a needle in my eye"

[AkilZodiac]

@TheOnceisenough ... Wow, it's not a Dead Space reference. That saying is older than you are.

[TheOnceisenough]

@AkilZodiac actually i was simply saying that it was used in dead space. i never said it originated there. simple misunderstanding on my part.

[hawkjjj]

C'mon, it's easy to look people in the eye and lie lol.

[MrPanophobia]

this'll probably work in real life lol

[JFR216]

I nearly missed a flight because I had to take off my shoes! Never wearing converse boots to an airport again!

[13loodySword]

god damn it I hate taking off my shoes

[jrw97]

What a dick. He almost killed his mom.

[customphoenixwings]

ITS THE CHICK FROM THE GALACTIC EMPIRE STSATE OF MIND

[AkilZodiac]

@customphoenixwings its the chick from tons of other collegehumor videos!

[Alfredophe]

what if he admit being a terrorist do you let him go because his honest because that would just not be cool

[Regginyaga]

If our country was like this maybe terrorists wouldn't want to blow it up

[lukeiamyourfaja]

honestly, one jackass sticks a bomb in his shoe and now we have to strip down everytime we travel.

[monkeychunks69]

airport lady: you'll still have to take off you shoes

me: fffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU...!!!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

Yeah I can totally imagine our government doing that.

[00kannonboy]

This woulda been a great bit for that movie, "The Invention Of Lying"

[MySinisterKisses]

my mate cant cross his finger so they are fine as a terrorist

[Salien1999]

I'd rather take my shoes off than have the guy look at me naked with that backscatter machine.

[ImaCreeper213]

Osama: hey guys okay, now i was once a terrorist but now ill never EVER do it again! YAY for freindship so can i go on airplane now? security guard: sure yay for freindship!

[lololrofl50]

"you'll still have to take off your shoes" FUCK

[watchingherefoo]

call of duty glasses ad

[davitodude]

Why don't they just use metal detectors and bomb sniffing dogs? Russia does it and it seems to work there.

[timigaguy]

@davitodude

Apart from that thing about the school getting shot up

apparently there were foreigners in there as well

[JessiNick97]

Why do they all have Gryffindor ties?

[Comeyd]

I love the SimCity 4 music in the background.

[Skelley1091]

Son of a bitch. I hate taking off my shoes.

[Dharok4321]

Imagine if they did this for mw2 no Russian on makorav

[BroadwayPirate1106]

GRYFFINDOR TIES

[LoliiShota]

1:25 I was expecting a eye patch :P

[StarUrchin]

@planetary109 Says you... Religious bigot

[planetary109]

This is how it security is now-a-days:

Are you Christian?

No

TERRORIST!!!!

[athenacat96]

I saw the terrorist guy in a Best Buy commercial today.

[MiniChocolateTTown]

"do I cross my heart"

Yup.

"do I hope to die"

Nope, I hope to FLY.

"stick a needle in my eye"

Nope, a cupcake.

[eth4n123lawl]

@MiniChocolateTTown

 from my little pony right

[SuperTruth77]

In 2005 my house was raided at 6am by anti-terror Police working on a mistaken tip-off. My family was subjected to 40mins of terror & humiliation before they realised their mistake & left WITHOUT APOLOGY.

Worst of all was being made to ‘fellate’ their guns while kneeling before them (to screams of “SUCK ME OFF, YOU FILTH!”)- even my 14YO daughter was included in this vile act & it has traumatised her ever since. I despair of her trusting any man again & our fight for compensation continues.

[jake2jake10]

@SuperTruth77 then sue the government dumbass

[eurasianchica]

@SuperTruth77 TROLL, reported.

[NaliTikva]

@SuperTruth77

Good thing I don't live in America.

I hope you win your fight for compensations and they pay you and your family 10 million dollars or something as a compensation.

[onsenfoudunom1]

Liar! liar! pants on fire !!!