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  • Looks like you got dressed up for this video

  • where do I get one!??

  • Sounds like a chicken getting raped.

  • Chickengasm

  • Sounds just like that girl when I did the same thing...

    Uh, I mean, dammit, that thing is nerve-wrecking! ... Like, really.

  • I want to wake my brother with this.

  • aaahhh!!!!!!!! to much justin bieber ahhh!!!!!!

    And i think the Bieber died at :53

  • Oh god my ears

  • Awee!u sexii!^

  • wow… who in the world would even want to invent that?!

  • @MyThoughtlessSoul ....Bieber

    

  • DO WANT

  • hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaha

  • expressionless face is expressionless.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • I'd like to buy that cock of yours..x'D

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  • WHY IS HE RAPING THAT CHICKEN? >.>

  • Press 9 for hammer time!

  • O.O he's seriously feel annoying of this rubber chicken

  • That is AWESOME! Where do I get one??! I sooooo want to annoy a person in particular that deserves this punishment!

  • sounds like its crying LOL

  • All i was looking at, was your sideburns.

  • lmao XD

  • you look like A fag

  • rofl, that chicken looks so scared

  • cool hat bro

  • LMAO !!!

  • bahahahahahhahah my friend got this as a gift

    we were in applebees and she squeezed it you can imgine the looks we got

  • lol your selling a youtube channel? fail.

  • hahahaha

  • xD ITS HILARIOUS!!!

  • JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJA JAJAJAJJJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU EXPRESSION!!!! jjajajaja .... great!!! =D

  • lol

  • What kind of douche-nozzle do you have to be to have such a high opinion of yourself that you'd try to sell your youtube account?

  • how can you keep a straight face?

  • Sounds like a goddamn elephant getting assraped by a vuvuzela

  • omg it is so annoying .............. bring the toy to school when its exam and play with it i bet you will be kick out of school

  • lol my spanish teacher had that annoying ass toy

  • That noise happens wehn im in my man period. liek u know when all the blood flies out and everythin?? yeshh yall know whut im talkin bout:)

  • Ohh thats what happenes when someone says suck my cock

  • i just bought that from Spencer's today! xDDD my dog heard it and he wants it but he can't have it. nyeh

  • hahahaha looooool

  • hahaha screaming cock!

  • this toy make my ears hurt.

  • You can get one a spencers

  • I have one of those! I love it to death!

  • still sounds better than justin bieber....just sayin

  • ur dumb !!!

  • I WANT ONE! LOL

  • Hahhah where can i buy that ???

  • Want one

  • thats the sound i make when im punched

  • OMG!!! i have that XD i like to scare my friends at sleepovers with it >:D at niiiight >:D

  • I Want This Toy!

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  • I must buy one for my sisters dogs! :-D

  • roflmao

  • i haven't laughed like that in a long time lmao

  • OMFG SHUT UP

  • LOL i want 1!! that would be soooooo funi! i would annoy my mum and dad with it by following them around with it making that noise!!!!!

  • that would be a greaT birthday gift for a 3 year old lol

  • lol how did you do that without cracking up?

  • I literally LOLED in front of my computer screen! I don't know but I'de say it was more scary than annoying, if I heard that while sleeping I think I would have an actual heart attack or something xD

  • @StevenDeedle OMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING. how did he keep a straight face the entire time? LMAO.

  • my ears are bleeding o.e

  • F**K NOW!!!

  • a cock is GETTING RAPED NOOOO!

  • @brandongonz84 hahaha YAH

  • Your the annoying one you dildo.

  • holy shit your cock is screaming because your sqeezing it

  • where do you get it?

  • My Goddess it sounds like a banshee from hell...I would hate it if someone had one of these around me.

    By the way, I am trying to find a youtube vid of a chicken just like this screaming, but suddenly the colors invert and the screaming sounds even more evil and distorted. Could someone please link me to this video? Thanks!

  • If it was in the middle of the night and i saw that in the hallway i would shit and run

  • 0:33 sounded like someone being burned alive

  • Annoying no, horrifying yes.

  • Sounds like its getting butt rape for the first time....o.O

  • SQEAKER I KNOW WHY IT SCREAM ITS GETTING ITS COCK CUT OFF!!!!!!!!!

  • If you hear a scream while holding your cock, your doing something wrong.

  • Where I can get one??

  • lmao... sounds like someone getting raped

  • Now THAT is annoying!

  • Poor chicken.

  • I love that, please send me :D

  • I have it now, it's just that it doesn't work for some reason, i annoy the piss out of everybody with it lol its funny

  • Oh god I used to have that toy when I was younger! Its really the most annoying thing ever.

  • haha!!! it is the most annoying toy i've ever seen... how do you call that thing by the way?

  • This reminds me of the most annoying sound in the world that jim carrey does in "dumb and dumber"

  • hahahahahaha luv the end

  • i want one of those

  • Hey! That's not annoying. It's useful. 1. Scream it over the intercom at work. (Get in trouble.) 2. Call people when they are not at home. Leave screaming messages for them. 3. Chase cats. Ha ha!!! 4. Scream at little kids on Halloween when they come to the door for candy. 5. Hide it under pillows on couch. 6. Make Youtube videos. Etc. Very useful!

  • LMAO hahahaha

  • hady har har!

  • Where can I buy that ? :) haha

  • hahahhaahhahahha nice one bigbowsa402 HAHAHHAHAHA

  • thats lolll

  • fuck mane where did u get that fucker he juss doesnt shut up does he

  • it sounded like a little girl screaming

  • omg it's darth chicken!

  • holy creep

  • thanks bro I had to get one of my own after this video

  • Good answer. :P

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  • kill it

  • Omg :D

  • even my cat didnt like this

  • hahahaah so funny xD and you're so sexy haha xD

  • hi i´m from argentina, i have some family in london, could you tell me exactly where can they buy it? i mean the store adress..

    thanks

  • If someone did that to you when you were sleeping, you would seriously kill the toy. I failed to spoil it though... lol

  • Oh My God I want it!

  • Kinda annoying, but still funny though :P

  • you're so SEXY <3

  • "Where"?

    Really?

    You got me there, chief. I was thinking more along the lines of how you intentionally unbuttoned the top, wore a baseball cap inside and did your makeup, but your shirt did look nice. xD

  • OH SHIT!

  • ha ha this douche bag tried to act cool and slam it down but it bouced bck up and his sorry ass in the face lmao moron

  • EAR RAPEE!

  • that would be creepy

  • Imagine if you heard that at night. 0.0

  • "Mom, did you do my laundry? I gotta get all dressed up for my YouTube video!"

  • LMAO!

  • Now squeal like a piggy for me

  • hahahah

  • YOURS IS HUGE, ive got one of these but its small

  • That's what SHE said!

  • hahaha i kinda saw that coming after i posted it haha

  • @mkysteel Thaaats what she said. :D

  • have you made any money matt?

  • I have one scared the shit out of my sister!!!!!!:):)

  • OH MY GOD!!!

  • Dunno about annoying. But I'd probably shit myself if I heard that in the middle of the night.

  • @pandaphil lol like who wouldnt

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  • lol what the hellllll

  • WHAT

    THE

    FU*K

    WAS

    THAT?

    lol ^^

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! >D

  • I want one xD

  • You shouldn't play with your cock in front of a webcam.

    Now all of youtube knows your secret

  • But in all seriousness god damn that is annoying

  • @BigBowsa402 or squeeze it until it makes a loud screeching noise...

  • I WANT THAT

  • You are not getting a dollar from me.

  • Do it again, do it again...

  • Definately most annoying I've heard.

  • sounds like a dying goose

  • Where can I get one?

  • LMFAO love this

  • i want 1

  • Oh dear.

  • AHAHAHA MORE MORE MORE

  • haha your awesome kid

  • I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF CUZ OF YOU.....*stabs*......*stops breathing*

  • That's what I should have gave my son after my divorce. Instead I drove her crazy by getting him a drum set.

  • What makes it even more funny is the serious look on the guy's face throughout!

  • HAA

  • I need this

  • zomg is that really a toy

  • loool you kept it cool quite a moment...

  • i would love that toy

  • I had one of those

  • i mean 0:35

  • rofl rofl rofl 0:37

  • :36 is hella funny i didn't know you could make it do that

  • omfg lmao!!!!!

  • AHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCK OFFF

  • it is very annoying!!! but it is damn straight hilarious! i cant stop laughing! Hahahahaha!!!!

  • oh god this kills me, im laughing my ass of!

  • CIRCUIT BEND IT.. NAO!!

  • whahaha

  • LOL it sounds like someone is dieing

  • OMG!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

  • i love you

  • HAHAH that made my day

  • where can i buy one of these

  • nice DC cap

  • Very disturbing...

  • hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah­ahahha that is HILARIOUS.

  • Thats... Awkward?

  • i liked it

  • i saw that toy at the dollar store

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA oh my god this was HILARIOUS!!!!...i laughed my ass off!...i love how you keep such a straight face through all of it!...great vid!!!