Let's Fall Asleep During Final Fantasy!

[Goldbloodeddragon]

There was audio desync? Wow, I really didn't notice. D:

[DoomCry1]

@proberush Oh god, calm down. You don't want to lose your spaghetti, or do you?

[UTAUn00b]

The only thing keeping me awake are all the 8Bit Thearte jokes I keeping repeating in my head.

"I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!"

[shockraid1]

@UTAUn00b "I casts the games that makes the audience pass out!"

[UTAUn00b]

@shockraid1

+ 1 cool points

[OneWishMegaman]

HCBailey did a great LP of this game. This guy should've cut out a lot of shit and the respond rate is too slow fuck.

[KisiroKitsune]

@OneWishMegaman >HCBailey

>Great LP

Ahahahahahahahaha.

[OneWishMegaman]

@KisiroKitsune This isnt 4chan you neckbeard faggot

[KisiroKitsune]

@OneWishMegaman ...Who the hell mentioned 4chan?

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

@KisiroKitsune You were greentexting, faggot.

[KisiroKitsune]

@BrimstoneLandscapes That's widespread all throughout the internet, dumbass.

[snappy2332]

@KisiroKitsune wide spread throughout 4cahn you mean

[proberush]

@KisiroKitsune Where else on the internet besides Wakaba-derivative boards can you use the ">" symbol to quote a block of text? And don't tell me you do that shit on imgur, Reddit, digg, tumblr, flickr, twitter, or wherever the fuck else you think it's edgy to use your little way of saying "I'm from 4chan, lololol".

[proberush]

@KisiroKitsune But, on the other hand, god forbid you're using ">" in such a fashion without even knowing where its dominant representation came from.

[proberush]

@KisiroKitsune Also cocks.

[proberush]

@KisiroKitsune Giant, turbo-orgasming cocks.

[proberush]

@KisiroKitsune Awesome - now I'm at the point where YouTube hands me nearly illegible captcha codes and rejects my comment even when I'm pretty damn sure I got it right the first.

[proberush]

@proberush Time.

[grottypissedstained]

9:04

...Psychedelic Eyeball?

[GeneticKH]

People find this interesting??

[milleniumfrisbee]

If I was to do a LP of the first FF, I at least would have cut out random battles and grinding.

[LeoFan93]

this guy sounds like phelan from TGWTG

[thecoloradanempire]

I'm pretty sure that if you watch all of this guys videos, it scientifically proves you are a robot.

[owenmcgarel]

im sorry, but even i can't last that long watching the retsupurae it's so boring!

[milkkart]

just think how much fucking server space is dedicated to shit like this.

[JanitorAntisocial]

What the hell is that scream at 8:23?

[BohepansTheThird]

If only BillyMC hadn't retired. He and SirRonLionheart could team up to LP this "challenge". At least then, we'd have a reason to watch 70+ parts. LET'S PLAY SOLO RED MAGE CHALLENGE! ALL RIIIIIIGHT!! I'd watch it...

[MellowMink]

There isn't any challenge in a solo run. All it means is that he'll have to grind a lot more, which means that it's a colossal waste of time.

[n1fffan]

ok, one of the biggest problems I've seen in this lets play is the fact that the player seemed to not know how to set the response rate...

A note to any FF1 NES LPer, play it at response rate 6 or 7 at least, because 1 is slow as fuck. and if you have not figured how how to, left and right on the Dpad at the new game/continue screen

[TheBonkfather]

FUCK. I accidentally hit the dislike button. I hate my shitty mouse...

[CrotusX]

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[Zephyr7771]

I, Garland, will knock you all- ...zzzzzzzzzz...

[AtticWarrior1994]

...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[jettythesunfish]

I'll commend his effort for challenging himself but goodness gracious this is boring...

Anyone wants to join me for a nap?

[Sylverias]

Scariest part is there are solo white mage runs on youtube.. and they're even more boring than this.

[Zagamuffin]

I actually had to pause this video half way through to take a nap. Then came back the next day to finish it.

[Orengegoblin]

@Zagamuffin You know, you were just joking about that probably, sad thing is, i really did close out of the video half way through and went to bed, i just woke up and im ready to watch the rest. Completely honest, got a pot of black coffee, and eating breakfast, trying to tackle this again.

[SuperNerd000]

Red Mage, pretty much the most pathetic class in the game

and someone has the balls to use only one Red Mage as their entire party

they either have giant balls or no shame

[cyberhoodlum]

This is what will start the war between the United States and Canada. Both countries will argue over who must put up with having this guy in their country.

[givenbacon]

I officially apologize to everyone who ever had to watch me play FF ever.

[KaitonWLOC]

Somehow I ended up doing my homework during this, and EVEN THAT was about sleep!

[KaloKross]

this is the 4th time ive attempted to watch this, havent finished it yet, im two minutes into the vid and im getting bored and posting this. hope i make it through the video before i fall.....asleep... . . . .

[nintendostarpower]

you need more liqure!

[TheShadowCookie]

Alright, team! Let's save the world! YAY! ... Solo? - Im sorry... but I decided to do a one mage challenge. - What? What are you talking about Solo? We need to save the world! - I will.. but by myself. A challenge for youtube. Im sorry - What are you doing Solo!? No!!! ARGH!!!!!! *stabs the other three*

I'm sorry. But this is more important then our world. This is my own war. F*cking Red Mage Solo Challenge for youtube is my name, boring the shit out of people is my game.

[MrSirLeon]

I found it more fun playing with my glasses

[EponymousKid]

You know what's funny? When I fought Garland in the GBA remake, my Red Mage died.

[KopperNeoman]

@EponymousKid Red Mage was knocked down*

Get it right, even though you probably learned in two months.

(I don't care if the GBA butchered that line)

[d01hazel]

"You can't even dip syrup in bacon." You guys have weird logic sometimes.

[DragonslayerProd]

does anyone else think the original commentary sounds like Phelous?

[42guide42]

Holy shit! This is not a joke. I'm off to bed.

[XGiftedGamerX]

Who dies with their legs sticking up?

[Mbash93]

Original? Shit, I fell asleep during THIS.

[BurntFrost]

HOLY SHIT DUDE THIS IS THE CRAZIEST VIDEO EVER AAAGGGHHH

[Goodguy33]

Magic? In Final fantasy? That IS bullshit!

[bigjew899]

is it bad to want to watch the original, un Retsupraed video of this so I can fall asleep to it?

[TheToast7]

I'm going to use this video as a lullaby for my children.

[1CrazyFoxx1]

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[Mickothebest]

Your commentary is the only thing keeping me awake.

[BurningFeathersPro]

I leterally just woke up half an hour ago, and I'm fallling asleep...

[HeavensDrills]

I'm gonna say this right now. At least this is better than FF7 and FF10

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

i fell out of my chair watching this and didnt even notice

[Dogletta]

Holy shit, the second the video started, I yawned. The first minute passed, and I fell asleep.

[Shadow78954]

A car exploded in my block, followed by a gunfight, followed by my fire alarm going off, and this video put me to sleep the first minute in.

[penningtonthepenguin]

ZzZzZzZz...

[lich109]

if you think this video is bad, then you are stupi- zzzzzzzzzz........

[BigJuicyx3]

It took half a pack of Camel 99's and three large cups of coffee, but I finally watched this without falling asleep.

[iherduliek]

even the commentary cant save this video from being terrible

[tt89898989]

If you think this video is interesting then you are STUPID. I know it's insulting, but it's the truth.

[DayBreakization]

People think this is a good idea? People think this is COOL?! If anything, it should of been a compilation of a bunch of video's, or just the highlights, like plot points and bosses.

[SaraHysaro]

Wow, even the battle music sounds bored. 

[Nictusempra]

@TheSpaghettus Boring shit, as I think they made pretty clear.

[Scorpiondesu]

I, RETSUPURAE, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!

[nexivdr]

ppl trying to make fun of this kid are calling the kettle black.

[OmegaHunter24]

Its 1am right now, but I literally did fall asleep for a few seconds...

[inferno232]

I like how you said Garland. Er, well, how you pronounced it: Gar-Land.

[FluffyLovesSpyro2]

It doesn't count that I'm extremely tired 1:28 in. It's 2 AM here. Though 1:28 ago I was pretty much wide awake...

[FrenzySliver]

For the first time since I was born

I'm embarrassed to be Canadian

[ExileTala]

@FrenzySliver You and me both.

[ArmyWolf1]

@Rikaroar same last night i was watching this and then i woke up...

[Rikaroar]

I am not saying this to be funny. I have actually fallen asleep to this. More than once. I swear I'm not being sarcastic, or narcoleptic. 

[Zoxy800]

If I ever have trouble sleeping, I know where to go

[sleepingtrinity]

i feel like this is one of the videos that would benefit from slowbeef and diabetus commentating while incredibly drunk.

also, i feel like a badass for making it through the whole thing.

[thebigtarget1]

I literally fell asleep and my lamp light burned out overnight. Was watching on ipod touch in bed. Like a lullaby

[LowEndLem]

40 seconds before my eyelids started to flutter.

Fucking hell.

[Icerama108]

You know I usually listen to retsupurae to stay awake but this somehow nullifies it.

[ChosenOne5747]

even if he is canadian, what does it prove?

[tailsdollfan13]

Let's play something else other than Final Fantasy

[premier6666]

And this is why most JRPG lets plays should only be atempted in screenshot form.

[Gazooki69]

@premier6666 JRPG LPs shouldn't be attempted at all, because it's fucking boring to watch a game where hardly anything happens. 

[premier6666]

@Gazooki69

Am I to assume that you're telling me that any and ALL jrpgs do not make good LP's?

If that is so, you are verily wrong, my good sir, as there have been several good let's plays of jrpgs, like the Giant Bomb Endurance Run of Persona 4.

[bigjew899]

@premier6666

IMO jRPGs make very good LPs you just gotta do it right. Record your commentary LIVE, edit out random battles that last more than a few seconds, and make fun of the stuff you see. A simple formula really.

[ChillDudeSixtyNine]

Is it the year 2020 now?

[roxettepg]

@ChillDudeSixtyNine No I'm sorry it's 3568.

[TheCanadianLeader]

I the Canadian Leader have banned this LPer from Hockey and is now exiled from the country so... now hes your problem.

[weegeeandtailsdoll]

If you ever have trouble sleeping just watch the original video.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@weegeeandtailsdoll

Worked like a charm.

[BarbedWireCondom]

You know even with the Retsupurae cometary this video is boring as hell.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

Whats the original video called? I'm having trouble getting to sleep, sounds like it might help.

[todbot1]

I, Garland, will... yawn... ah, screw you guys, I'm going to sleep.

[WO2DW6Rocks]

first time ever i fell asleep while watching FF im hardcore FF fan but stil... zzZZzz

[Vyse195]

You know he shouldn't have done this at all but is he is really going to do this at least cut out the random battles

[weegeeandtailsdoll]

I wish someone would use the 'sleep' spell on me.

[NocturnalAdventurer]

I was gonna say that LP's like this are the reason fast forward was invented. But I think the delete button is a much better alternative.

[Roly426]

RPGs LPs are generally boring. I can't recall one that isn't. But still I'd rather watch Ulillillia's grinding videos. At least he keeps talking about some crazy mathematical formulas.

[WO2DW6Rocks]

@Roly426

i know many that arent go watch nintendocaprisun FFVI lets play its really great

[TheNerdator]

@Roly426 RPG VLP's are boring. I've seen a ton of good screenshot ones that are awesome.

[ReisenMell]

Rock-a-bye Baby got nothing on this

[jons44]

Fuckin boring!

[CaptainTinTyrant]

where's SirRonLionHeart when you need him?

[Strawberrycock309]

@CaptainTinTyrant

This is seriously the only time you'd ever need him.

I mean holy fuck this is boring.

[TheRollFizzlebeef]

@CaptainTinTyrant That would be FANTASTIC!!!!

[MarioandLuigi201]

Where are the fucking sleeping pills!

[GlennMagusHarvey]

The only traditional-style JRPG that I've found it fun to watch is Chrono Trigger.

Okay, and Super Mario RPG. Kinda. BUt that's far more fun to play than to watch.

[BonesAndBones]

I had to start playing Contra to wake myself back up.

[SiwentWeborn]

The Red Mage's party isn't dead, btw. They just fell asleep during the Challenge.

[RaccoonPaw]

Hahahaha! good one

[nitemaric]

@SiwentWeborn and he named them all dead

[nitemaricv2]

@SiwentWeborn they wished u died

[bloodriotiori]

@SiwentWeborn your comment wins this video :D

[NoughNeaux]

@SiwentWeborn The Red Mage's party commited suicide because this is part 26.

[computerpwner]

Can't even dip maple syrup in bacon!

[jman9912]

teleportion.

[SGYDK]

telepor?

[0rionBTL]

God, I can't believe this dude had the absolute minimum text speed set. It's torture...

[havvyweponsman]

Couldn't he at least set the emulator at 36x speed or something?

[xRavioliSumox]

Why would someone put themselves through this? There are much better games out there. Even with a full party this is a boring game.

[HaouYamata]

screw Nyquil or sleeping pills, next time I'm having trouble sleeping I'm watching this video...

[Gight77]

failed

5:00

[SonichuCardCenter]

i think our sun just exploded when the video ended

[360thatguy]

if this guy is canadian i will kick him out of our country

[YaigaMamire]

I bet I could read The Odyssey, White/Yellow Pages, every Almanac, and Websters Dictionary before this guy finishes 1/4 of this game...

[AlbertWesker47]

I bet I could read every book in the world, learn the languages necessary to read some of the books, learn some dead languages, read ancient scriptures written in those dead languages, and watch The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and be done with it before this jackass is at least 75% through with this game.

[Natendo64]

did he just comment on how we noticed that red mage has white hair?

[rappy101]

he said "I'll cut out most of my leveling" cut all of it out

[xICrossIx]

@rappy101 I'm pretty sure if he left it in, and said it was boss footage, we wouldn't even be able to tell the difference.

[PirateInSpace]

You know, if you want a challenge in an RPG, why do a solo playthrough? If the whole point of the gameplay in an RPG is supposed your strategy/tactics, doesn't having less characters just remove strategy?

[p3ngu1n48]

YAWN

[duffeknol]

oh my God I'm at 2:30 and I want to give up already

[360thatguy]

i wanted to give up when they said we just drank some red bull

[BreakerdeGodot]

The funny thing is the first time I watched this video, I DID have insomnia!

[MathiasXII]

the next thing you know when he wins a fight, after the victory dance, the message will display *player perished... finally I'm free!*

[TrooperLinks]

shit i had never watched the WHOLE video. finally went through it but almost literally fell asleep at the 7 min mark.

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

I watched this once around 11 PM and left at about 3:00 in the video. I had to finish it a weak later. Only the commentary kept my heart from stopping from bordom.

[ZeldaMia]

You spelled week wrong, and yeah the commentary was the only thing that could get anyone through any amount of time through the video.

[YayaIWin]

This fucking cured my insomnia.

[uppermanxx]

rob would at least be better at the game then this guy lolol

[ValleyDave]

ZZZZZZZ --__--

[Icerama108]

Hmmm what hmmm? He's Canadian? Don't worry, he'll be in a Hockey accident soon enough...

[SMB298513]

You know what's sad? He didn't even increase the Message speed. EVERYONE PUTS IT TO 8.

[MegaProto]

Let's Play The Cure for Insomnia.

[Morflathen]

1:07 is too much for me. I quit.

[mrTK1492]

wat r u guys on the phone???? lolz

[ChaosChronicle]

I made it to two minutes before I gave up.

[Masz52]

It was this video that made me realize that making LPs or playthroughs of RPGs is a bad idea.

[shockraid1]

After all, why record when text will do?

[CleaveTheDragon]

Of all things you could contribute to the world, this is what this guy chooses.

One day when he's old and has grandchildren (getting married is a stretch anyway, I know, but bare with me), is this what he's going to do? Cuddle the grand kids around the computer screen and show this? Crippling yourself so you can do even more grinding with one character?

Fuck you, grandpa. Taking pictures of a cat would be more interesting.

[bobhorton45]

would take waterboarding over this anytime

[clynsvin123]

30 seconds in and i think i will switch to another video lol

[ChezJamesy]

this thing is making me fall asleep too, good god!

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

It's like Ulillillia's walkthroughs, except this LP lacks Ulillillia's awesome voice and autistic superpowers.

[jsphinx22]

Wait did he say "teleportion" powers?

[KSava]

I actually fell asleep during this video.

[lisvender]

All right, I've seen enough imps!

[ferm65]

I haven't

[0rionBTL]

It would be boring enough, but the guy's message speed is bottomed out, making it that much worse.

[EvanCWaters]

Not just the messages. The entire game appears to be running at half speed.

[Jaymonius]

Even the dead guys are sleeping. :P

[disturbed119]

i am Canadian and i want to apologize for this kid

we are currently prosesing a search and destroy order to rid of you tube of this pathetic excuse of a human being

[moffetdamacy]

jesus christ! this is making me sleep. no, really it is....

[SamuraiFoochs]

I come back to this video any time my insomnia acts up. Works every single time.

[zelpree]

there is NO way this vid can make me-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[ShadowZidane4]

ZZZZZZZZZZZ