Onion SportsDome - Premiering Tuesday January 11 at 10:30/9:30c

[The1211deep]

sobrang nakakatawa 'tong episode ng onion xD

[chingmingwong]

onion make something on the NBA and guns - NBA players can now only bring 2 guns with them to games.....

[Lightclops]

i love this. it sooo funny!

[DeviousPlatypus]

aaaaaand iiiiiim toootally blankin on the other sports, buuut we got those too.

[toptenmaterial]

national crystal meth hallucination league is off the hook

[BlackSabotage100]

@toptenmaterial hahahaha yeah but don't ry to look for it I already got arrested.

[gangstabib]

"I didn't choose to have metal hands"

[Wiffler13]

Heard this is a terrible show

[c0mbineelite]

@Wiffler13 Watch it. It's fucking brilliant.

[Dangturtle]

@Wiffler13 It's only terrible if your fucking retarded.

[Rockenrussproduction]

@Wiffler13 its shit.

[loopba]

god I hate ESPN

[bikerboy91]

on your mark, get set.... DOME!

[MasterOfFlash92]

haha i rofl all the way thru! xD

[RSkrilly23]

This show is so fucking dumb. I'm not a fan of sportscenter myself, but this show just isn't funny. I watched a whole episode and didn't even chuckle once. FAIL.

[brightonwest]

Finally - sports will entertain me!

[karsonian]

You guys really aren't too subtle with your trolling... the drama is pretty fun to follow though. What was the joke behind the beach diorama?

[AquaGiant]

I loled so hard on "Who Would You Kill?"

[par12234]

all of it is fake

[BryanG81696]

@par12234 ... yeah...

i know...

[Brandon33akahk]

@par12234 duh bih wat u think a dude gt steel hands ur hilarious

[inthecards21]

This show needs more of the Steam Room

[lordseal92]

Ok those of you complaining about this show, don't like sports. Those of you who loved it, like sports. Its simple people, im sorry some of you didn't get what you wanted.

[PimpMyParadigm]

well tom brady is a sexy man....this must be real news!!!

[Martena56]

I didn't choose to have metal hands

[TheVozderazon]

"On your markm get setm dome."

thats what she said

[20thCenturyVole]

Does anybody think that iCarly the webshow should be more like The Onion and College Humour? I mean their content on the web is already unsuitable for children, why not go all the way? Wasted talent.

[barnettckt]

this show is going to cancelled soon at least it should be

[CoverHaven]

@barnettckt dude. how can you criticize on this amazing thing when you dont even know how to integrate correct grammar into your sentence?

so STFU. you should be cancelled!

[JRcOmEdY42]

tryna find a video of the part of the first episode about the Heat's big 3 making new rules for the NBA lmao, let me know if yu can help me out

[ColtsFootballFan91]

@JRcOmEdY42 yea me to, and they said stuff liike "kobe bryant is allowed in the nba" and " its illegal to be taller than chris bosh" hahahah to funny. let me know if you find one.

[TaiMaiShews]

I didn't find the show funny, but I'm not a sports fan. I wish they'd made the show about news in general.

[vdeferens]

@TaiMaiShews Yeah wish they had Onion news channel show....oh wait a minute....

[UboobSuks]

this is hilarious! i love the show atleast the first episode was great. not sure if they can make multiple seasons of this though, cant wait until tuesday

[VSDRUMS]

I can't find the boxer with metal hands video, anyone find it? That bit was hilarious

[starbucks3954]

Wow, way for the onion to piss on it's base fans. Of course it's for tv, so they decide sports? Really? You morons think your fans want to see you parody sports, and not the usual politics etc? Idtiots.

[slublu]

@starbucks3954 stfu the sports section of the onion is the only reason their as big as they are douchebag.

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@starbucks3954

Shit it's almost like they already have Daily Show and Colbert.

[starbucks3954]

@AmericanNohbuddy

Shit, it's almost like you said something meaningful.

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@starbucks3954

If you used your brain or did research you'd also understand why. Onion News is going to be on IFC.

[starbucks3954]

@AmericanNohbuddy because they have shitty stuff like street fighter the animated series?

Also, seriously.... use my brain to research why IFC is carrying this?

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@starbucks3954

No use your brain why the regular news isn't on comedy central since it's going to be on IFC.

If you knew that you wouldn't complain about sportsdome being on comedy central.

[ichkokurasaki]

Failed

[ScientificExploits]

What a stupid show, I just watched it. First of all, why sports? That is probably the most uninteresting news parody you could do. Second, there are sooo many commercials. Third, why sports??????????? I liked it better when Onion did real comedy.

[cjprezz2040]

show is HILARIOUS

[TheUltimateHockey]

FANTASY HOCKEY FOR FREE AND THE SEASON'S JUST ABOUT TO START! MORE INFO ON MY CHANNEL!!!

[playingwithscissors1]

this show was just retarted and it had too many commercial breaks

[djtrixen]

Go Pats!!!!!!!

[kingkhan1933]

Y wasn't this show made sooner??

[McStabby777]

@kingkhan1933 That's what I was wondering!!!

[unspokenrespect]

This is probably the best show on tv. I just wish they showed it more often. The best part is the line up of Tosh, then Sportsdome, then Daily Show, and Colbert Report.

[Sylinic]

@unspokenrespect Yeah, that's a line up of the gods.

[JunetheHomemaker]

Hilarious guys. Way to go!

[IluvFatBlckWomen]

And shaq has another heart attack. That's his fourth one this year hahah. This show is great.

[shcoome]

The bit with the heat was hilarious. "If you miss a shot backwards, then you get the ball back, because that would be cooler."

[TheHiLiteShow7]

lol, I love this show omg..the first episode..glorious, the Miami Heat rules omg lol

PLEASE I hope this stays on air...finally a satirical look at my world!!!!! LOVE IT

[chone808]

this show is surprisingly funny haha

[sprocket2005]

this show is terrible. sorry

[olzinsdaname]

OMFG, funniest show i have ever seen

[xbrittasticx]

am i the only one who thinks the the guy with metal hands is actually really attractive?

[uptop84]

im watching this right now!

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

Seems like CC is really limiting the Onion's humor. I mean, come on. Most of this wasn't on the level of the hilarious satire shown regularly on the Onion. But hey, gotta dumb it down for the mass audience I guess.

[hogwash13777]

@xxVampirePenguinxx And alot of people I talked to were still confused by it. I hope the onion doesn't have to resort to a putting a huge disclaimer up saying "Not true, actually a satire."

[wolfeshy47]

My cousin is premiering on this tonight ! :D .

[wolfeshy47]

My cousin is premiering on this tonight ! :D .

[iHateAppz]

"Part of me still loves him" -Tom Brady lol

[mycutesims]

@iHateAppz loooool i know.

[imbetterthanu2]

Hmm...I just checked through the comedy central channel and the only time its on is at 9:00pm central on January 12th..

[rockbythetree]

Haha! after reading some of the comments... I guess satire and sarcasm are special types of humor. I happen to enjoy them, apparently some others don't.

[Imontheinternet111]

"I didn't choose to be born with metal hands". That's not funny. At all. This show is a gonna suck so bad. Like 70% of all Comedy Central shows it will be canceled before the first season ends.

The Daily Show /Colbert, South Park and Chappeles Show are the only good shows to ever come from Comedy Central. This lame ass unfunny shit show will surely fail.

[MisterMasculine]

@Imontheinternet111

Satire bro. If you don't understand TheOnion which is literally Colbertx100 then I don't know

[Imontheinternet111]

@MisterMasculine yeah but it's terrible, contrived, unfunny satire. As in.. bad satire. As in... a bad show.

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@Imontheinternet111

Trololololol

[RelaxNplay64]

optimum guy?

[suzukiracer99]

0:38

[xfronwenzyoucamex]

why is this on Comedy Central? This is real news.

[iannetta11]

Sports. The greatest distraction of the average male citizen. If it was required to state the names of your federal and state representatives before entering the stadium, how many fans would be admitted?

[forsthe]

@iannetta11 Girls play sports too... So it's not just us guys that are rather unintelligent and enjoy people hitting each other in the name of sport.

[iannetta11]

@forsthe It's not that people are unintelligent but rather they are uninformed. I blame public schools and the media.

[forsthe]

@iannetta11 I blame the news. The onion news tells it like it will be, and not what's already happened. we learn nothing that way.

[LMGunslinger]

Its about time the onion does something like this.

[mtvenar]

I hate sports that are not made into a Tim and Eric song.

[dspazz152]

this might be better than tosh

[lids369]

Yeah too bad I'll be trying to get first in line for the verizon iphone

[MisterAvis]

The Onion on Comedy Central is gonna be SuckAss Central.

[tjproto]

@MisterAvis Wow, "SuckAss Central"? How long did it take you to think of something THAT creative? Fucking idiot.

[MisterAvis]

@tjproto I thought of it within 3 seconds of seeing the CC logo on an onion post. What makes you think I needed your two cents? We you worried I wasn't running into enough douchebags on the internet. Don't sweat it. dro. You people are everywhere.

[123Peat1]

@MisterAvis No. Just no.

[blackfire5432112]

on your mark, get set, dome?

[sportzfreek92]

"we got baseball, we got football aaaaaaaand" - totally is what espn is.

[WordPlayIsDirty]

god their writers are brilliant. much props, defiantly will be watching on tuesday!

[cHiKaDiNg58]

I love The Onion.

[tttoooaaaddd]

I still love him.....lol

[j4f3tp]

WHAT CHANNEL WILL THIS BE ON!!

[scatmaster125]

@j4f3tp comedy centeral

[alspence]

I think most kids pushed into tennis can really relate to that moment at 0:31

[WhiteEmerald1991]

CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A GRRRRRRRREEEAN THUMB?!!!!

[joshemtaylor]

@WhiteEmerald1991 no but i can give you a red one

[AndyAce]

Jax wins! Fatality!! 0:16

[Sei1863]

That guy looks JUST like Donald Draper.

Also LOVED the moment when he said "totally blanking on the other sports..."

[WKaliberr]

My Mom is a MILF

PM me if u want her pic

[WillySpry]

This is legit just so you guys know, I have saw commercials on TV

[amoo2007]

@gell888 how did you do that?!!

[xoxoballin025]

@gell888 you don't have to pause it a 0

[KsaMonster]

i've never seen such a fake news channel as Onion !!

[superspanks]

@KsaMonster It real. These are ads for their new show on comedy central and for their new channel. I dont remember what its called though....

[Avonaco76]

LOL metal hands

[WhiteEmerald1991]

First!!!

[WhiteEmerald1991]

Is this real?

[lordnate2000]

@WhiteEmerald1991 yes

[WhiteEmerald1991]

@lordnate2000 lol, im not that stupid.

[lordnate2000]

@WhiteEmerald1991 You forced me to be persuasive. Its is real. You'll understand when you start believing. Come on! Come on! Come on! Please!

[gigobait]

1.) Pause at 0:00

2.) Hold left arrow

3.)Hit up arrow

4.)Have fun playing snake

5.)Vote up if it works.

[skatelivendie1]

@gigobait slowpoke?

[ch5412]

@gigobait It works its just HOW WOULD YOU FIGURE THAT OUY!!

[gigobait]

@ch5412 some guy posted it, i just re-posted. Spread it arround PLZ

[joeratti]

the onion sucks now. im unsubscribing

[Kazutadashi]

@joeratti Oh well.

[eatmytool1]

@joeratti ask them if the care.....here, I'll answer for them...SEE YA FUCK FACE!

[Maj2004]

@joeratti lol bai

[ngilford1]

66 people don't have a sense of humor

[booyahhayoob]

@ngilford1 67, thanks to me. it was funny when it started, but now, it just gets boring

[WolfSyndrome]

I didn't know sports could be made interesting...until now! XD

[LTN000]

lol at the metal hands guy xD

[DSkehan2004]

It's not gonna be on IFC?

[homeyG75]

I saw this commercial on Comedy Central a few times, but I didn't realize it was from the Onion.

[mrbadx19]

the onion never ceases to amuse, kings and queens of the totally absurd... i couldn't make half their shit up! KUDOS!!!!!

[22ndSupaman]

Is there any way I will be able to watch this in Canada?

[cooladethe1]

@22ndSupaman yes do you have comedy network?

[jnddepew]

"I didn't choose to have metal hands." lol

[unspokenrespect]

@jnddepew LOL I know right

[WalleWildberrie]

50 people disliked this video.

[FullmetalAlchemist78]

haha this is so great and I cant wait to see more

[silverdice22]

this is awesome, i want more of the Onion

[geniusjas87]

I didn't choose to have metal hands...

[STAINILIIEY]

Is it just me or is the guy on the right from the Optimum online commercials?

[techhelpwithjeff]

@STAINILIIEY He sure is.

[solidus311]

Tom Brady the new 2face?

[randomytcommentuser]

As funny as the onion is, I don't see 1 hour of sports comedy making it too far.

[machphantom]

@randomytcommentuser I'm pretty sure they could devote an entire season to Rex Ryan and still have it be funny.

[MrZackSack]

God get a deal with comedy central



[NemesiXProductions]

Sometimes, even thought I lvoe watching the Onion and everything about it. Sometimes I wonder when they go on T.V. would it be a good thing? I mean we have some really...slow dumb people out there that really think that this is all true...so once they go on tv and begin broadcasting...would that be a good thing?

[paintballgundown8]

wow i never payed enough attention to know this was onion. Looks like onion finally made it to TV!

[ValarMorgoth]

Every time I post a comment pretending that I think ONION is for real, I get at least one smart-ass to joke on me as he is the only one that get's onion is a parody and everyone else are morons.

FOR GODS SAKE IDIOTS !!!

Onion is not for you ....

[reedf1]

Not as subtle as usual... But I think thats what you have to do for a more mainstream audience.

[Blacckkfire]

the onion is starting to loose their funny.

[metalabyss1]

Setting my DVR to record...

[pumkinpi2]

That was about 50 seconds of not funny, with a single chuckle near the middle. Bad sign, when it's the best you guys could scrape up for a promo. I was, until this moment, looking forward to Sportsdome.

[fuzzypanda36]

hm... is it really true they're premiering on tv or is this just another one of their lies lol...

[rindotheraven]

@fuzzypanda36 its true, if you werent a moron you would know that.

[fuzzypanda36]

@rindotheraven yea bro, im totally a fucking retard... teach me to be you

[AFMountaineer2000]

What ever happened to the news from the future, weren't they suppose to start doing vds like that?

[diviz0r]

lmao

[ValarMorgoth]

For Gods sake, how can he go boxing with metal hands ?!?!?

That's CHEATING !!!!

American morons .....

[skarules111]

@ValarMorgoth Yayyy It's been so long since someone has been levelled by the Onion! Thank you sir.

[ValarMorgoth]

@skarules111 Full of yourself much ?!?!?

So, you are the only one smart enough to get a joke ?

Muahahahahaha.....

Idiots ...

[ValarMorgoth]

@skarules111 My degenerated friend, look at the other Onion videos, you will find the same type of comments from me.

Palmface ....

[jony1710]

@ValarMorgoth you sir, are the moron

[jovanm91]

@ValarMorgoth Expect a lot of comments making fun of you for not knowing what the Onion is....

[eatmytool1]

@ValarMorgoth = FAIL

[ValarMorgoth]

@eatmytool1 Full of yourself much ?!?!?

So, you are the only one smart enough to get a joke ?

Muahahahahaha.....

Idiots ...

[eatmytool1]

@ValarMorgoth I filled your mom's mouth up...does that count?

[bantms]

@ValarMorgoth And you're such a good example of your country! Moron.

[ValarMorgoth]

@bantms Full of yourself much ?!?!?

So, you are the only one smart enough to get a joke ?

Muahahahahaha.....

Idiots ...

[rindotheraven]

@ValarMorgoth lolololol where are you from so we can talk about how stupid you are? give usa any more shit and expect a few nukes in them mail asshole