My Puss

[xThatGuyZ]

all these years later, its still fuckin FUNNY!!!!!

[VampirateYuki]

Am I the only one who used to think that euthanasia was Youth in Asia?

[Williamlkelley1971]

@AvaTarWar why did you watch it if it was sick the world would be better without people like you you jerk you suck

[thecrimsonshadow21]

i love you Margaret Cho!!!!!! lmao my puss lesbian fantasia

[TheHellojessie]

My new ring tone!

[MrDriftingKingJr]

Love the dog at the end

[saltytoastrawr]

This is my shit. So fuckin funny.

[crossworlds1]

That was da shit lol, fuckin funny as hell

[drealaine83]

This shit is funny as hell

[TomBrandon121]

Wait....... How did her "puss" win the world cup? o.0

[wellivea1]

you ppl dont realize she is a comedian and she doesnt act or look like tuat its a comedic song not a rap

[TheTyrantosaurusRex]

they probably shouldnt be letting the dog eat soap

[lordnivek12]

Where can I download this?

[remix605]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL!

[chawin99]

The new "shoes" song lol

[anewkindofangel]

@belleeven I'm pretty sure margret cho didnt physically save your life. People sure are odd.

[AvaTarWar77]

everyone who liked this video needs to seriously die! you people are retarded and the world would be a much better place without any of you.... complete crap, learn how to rap, FAIL

[remix605]

@AvaTarWar77 ITS A JOKE! ITS HILARIOUS

[AvaTarWar77]

@remix605 your a joke

[remix605]

@AvaTarWar77 im awesome*



[Homoasaurus]

@AvaTarWar77

Well, your grammar is a joke as well.

[AvaTarWar77]

@Homoasaurus your life is a joke, you are a fag

[Homoasaurus]

@AvaTarWar77

Okay, well at least I am open about my sexuallity.

[ciararavenblaze]

@AvaTarWar77 ah, using "fag" as an insult--the favorite insult of middle school kids across the world. what are you, twelve?

[123marie100]

@AvaTarWar77 ah-aha no actually you do bitch!!

[Librannica]

@AvaTarWar77

Someone needs to die because they have a different sense of humor than you? TROLOLOL

[ciararavenblaze]

@AvaTarWar77 "everyone who liked this video needs to seriously die!" okay, I'll get right on that in about forty or fifty years. I hope you have a lot of patience.

[seclios]

How the hell many are actually girls? I count 2

[seclios]

Jesus this is terrible... Can we just leave Mickey Avalon outta this? I'm sure he'd have no trouble leaving his dick out ya.

[ivoryhas]

U.S. invaded irak too does that makes my puss u`r continent?

[MrBsd93]

Star Trek uniform shirt lol

[awesome9001]

0:14 she looks familiar. 

[ePiC1595]

I just got bon bon

[mrotto72]

its funny cause you know they got cobwebs up in thier junk

[CrystalDiamond004]

i love anal hard

[67chevy7]

lol

[TheSickKiid]

so this wat my girl is singing

[chelsbug100]

Lmao so my song now

[camothehedgehog]

just for fun.

"my dick, pink and big.

your dick, stinks like shit."

[TRaNsFORMTHeFAllen12]

LMAO saggy vaginas

[afsrules]

ewwwwwww

[hondacr60r]

classic

[baldcows]

My puss is better than all ur saggy old vaginas!!

[reggiecx6]

the one with the tennis racket is fucking sick EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWBITCH

[chelseamuse72]

this is my favorite thing ever

[ClawofTiger1]

those girls made this because their so ugly that they dont get lad

[splashygoboom]

ewww asian

[Erieskater100]

shes so ugly

[sinisterobama]

that girl with a tennis racket makes me want to sneeze and throw up

[chelseamuse72]

@sinisterobama ...probably because she's not a girl

[jmastrostefano21]

hahaha funny as hell

[MrStinglash]

wait, i dont have a puss...



[dblo10]

your fuckin lame....

i bet you all need to tuck your lips in.

[MrBakkiepleur]

no, not :S

[michaelbrum1]

thats a weird place to make me a sandwhich

[GizmoGFX]

Mom?!

[technoxxandxxanime]

whats that smell?

[awel69]

my dick goes down when my eyes lay on your face

[oiyabastard]

MY PUSS IS DA BOMB YOUR PUSS SOAKED IN NUAC MAM

[flamesyn]

- "my puss' got a soul, Your puss' aint got no hole

[kraze0669]

i still love this song lol

[deathkukki]

my cookie XD

[rosemcluckie]

hahaha WTF!!???

[scottiefriend]

This is amazing! all you misogynists give them a break. Just because you hate women doesn't mean you needa be a douchebag on videos (;

[eveiltwin]

All's I know is I would hate to cross this gang of scary crazy hot butch stripper thugs ! Love the CD tennis tennis pro! Hilarious!!!! 

[wweboy678]

i knew Maureen was an ugly asian

[kraze0669]

@wweboy678 you whats your problem

[wweboy678]

@kraze0669 woah i meant like, she sounded ugly. i have no problems with asians! that sounded wrong lol

[leybibaby98]

They're Lesbians ? *TeeHee ^_^

[aaronDful]

Is that Jroc from trailer park boys?

[Palamets]

Women are good for only three things, Cooking  Cleaning

and Vaginas

[malice1337]

@Palamets lol show me your genitals

[larkenstien]

is that ms.swan lol i didnt know bobbt lee was a dyke

[johnnyblowmeaway]

Lame....ugly....dykes.....

[kpjoneseph]

i heart puss

[DL272]

Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.

[polishprince0405]

real tough comin from a fucktard commenting on a YOUTUBE video, extremely intimidating :-)

[southpark0617]

stop singing you fucking ugly cunts

suck my cock fucking whores

[Nightavanger]

bunch of old ugly lesbians, gtfo

[myss354]

Margaret cho reminds me of Mr. Chow from The Hangover. lol...awesome.

[244445065757]

i had the straight " wow... wtf is this and how do people find this funny" face on.

[crazykidkieran]

wow.. people really find this funny?

[LatestFixGirl]

875 people have eaten a bad cookie... :L

[tehnoobkyle]

im in that weird part of youtube again

[everything101ism]

Believe me no one wants to get your cookie.

[Ari33BomB12]

@everything101ism okay! thankyou!

[everything101ism]

Believe me no one wants to get your cookie.

[jennadee08]

this shit is hilarious i can never stop waching or laughing! fuck ya

[Hardron11]

I've never seen so many lesbians in one place.

[Jektorx2187]

@Hardron11 you've never been to home depot then

[belleeven]

OMG - love this - used to listen every day when I lived in TX, just to combat all the negativity of the women haters there

Margaret Cho saved my life.

[AliBanana1493]

lol i love margaret cho

[RRRebuffatti14]

i am now suicidal

[s7rugg1es]

Like a really shitty Shonen Knife, and that's pretty shitty.

[burrheadgiant1397]

my pus soft like velvit, your pus got like Elvis

my pus is keeping it real, your pus invented wheel

my pus is the best on the block, your pus invaded Iraq

hahahahahahahaha

[Duckbutter21]

I LOL'd.



[Turdresa100]

Seen Miss Margret on Showtime last night and I thought this song was funny as hell. Of course this will be offensive to some...but that is what wrong this world a closed one sided mind. Margrest is one of the funniest comedian I've heard on a long time....You go gurl!!!! Hey for all you conserves...step out of the box! lol

[sazas199]

poor dog

[noobpwn55]

yah, it would have been great if girls sung this song

[Nicopolis777]

DDDD-YIKES

[28880]

omfg, "My Dick" has a new face. hahaha

[purpledreamclouds]

couldnt they have sexier chicks...nice pause

[hatesyourmusic]

ladies calm down no one wants to touch either of u ur fugly. and i think that the asian lady is wearing a wig

[hatesyourmusic]

ladies calm down no one wants to touch either of u ur fugly

[BreBrutal101]

What if barney makes me horney!

[mtneves77]

I like my dick better

[Adrenalinerush6]

Haha the asians parts are fucking hilarious

[MrWastinbullets1]

i bet im not the only one who dosent want to touch there cookies. and why does it have be ugly lesbians to i mean come on.

[Susuca58]

This should be illegal

[pardeepardee]

haha hands on my cookie.lmfao

[blackopsman74]

LMAO

[jacqmi91]

WOW

[lRepDatNW]

i dont know what to do anymore

[nMeTeamPS3]

ew

[LesbianRenaSaur]

haha im lesbian. this is my absolute favorite song! you have no idea. XD but the random guy in tennis outfit is creepy. haha!!!

[tristoglister]

Aми не знам какво да кажа.Ужасно е, но не мога да спра да го гледам

[SaphflowerCassidy]

I have nothing against gays, but does it really matter if her "puss" is tight? Neither of them have a dick to enjoy the tightness either way.

[ILoveYouu36547]

Anit nun wrong wit lesbions , So All haters can suck uh clit . # uqh

[thepyrowulf]

@ILoveYouu36547 ok :D

[sheeder07]

Pause at 155

[BMBreezy123]

i think 0:27 is hot

[sandicatch]

i think it's women and trans people in the video actually.

<3 butch dykes

[gageforreal]

Have you guys notice that most of the women in this video is old

[theMasterChiefRules]

your puss is like a wizard's sleeve

[roszi93]

whats with all the butch-dykes??

they shoulda put hot chicks on it



[HabsCabs888]

@roszi93 Because the person who made it is a lesbian bro.

[roszi93]

whats with all the butch-dykes??

[cookiesandcreamluvme]

omfg its margret cho!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wtf is wrong with you guys? The other ones a lesbian !

[miyahgabby]

My puss flies first class, Your puss just look like yo ass hahaha

[jus825tin]

I just noticed that the asain.. was a girl..

[dankbudsman]

i want all those pussies...:PPPPPPP

[XXMSROCKXX]

what did their neighbor do?



[digdogfish40]

@XXMSROCKXX They had their RV towed



[JORDAN6035]

Hahahahahah fukin amazing

[damon15131]

press 1 fast and see how it takes u to puke

[damon15131]

press 1 fast and seeow it takes u to puke

[JLKCombs1982]

song is cool dykes are not



[JLKCombs1982]

song is cool dykes are not

[JohnnySplatter96]

i think these gurls are dikes



[CelesteContradiction]

Can the idiots who are commenting on this shut the fuck up?

HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE IT'S A FUCKING JOKE.

[GuestyXL]

@CelesteContradiction calm down dont need to get angry if this video makes you horny.....

[CelesteContradiction]

Lesbian fantasia

Omg

This is amazing.

[SuperTechnoGreen]

Holy Shiiii MOM!

[MacBulldawgz32]

pause it at 0:52

[TheSeven45]

"my puss is the best on the block

your puss invaded e-rock" she meant Iraq right? Her accent is killing me

[ermoney14]

wow last timed i viewd this video was in 2006 still getting comments wow

[GuruEdward]

lol Nicki Minaj's verse brought me here

[TheAwesomeOriginals]

They should of used girls in this video not fucking pedos and jesus christ WTF is this shit???!!! Mickey Avalon is amazing "My Dick" man im a chick and i have seen scary shit and this video wins. White chick is trailor trash and fucking asian chick i expect to see you doin my nails soon.

[silkffys]

Thumbs up for the asian super hot sexy chick

[thejasbourne1]

whats sad is that they think this makes them equal to Mickey Avalon....

[irobot428]

copy catters mickey avalon will kick your ass

[freakypyro111]

anyone else confused as to WTF a tookie is?

[TheSeven45]

@freakypyro111 co-founder of the Crips gang

[TheSanandreasgamer]

@TheSeven45 i am a crip i was born into it mydad was one im light skinn my dad light skinn mom black i was bor in cali l.a. compton

[TheSeven45]

@TheSanandreasgamer okay so you're in a dumb gang

[Team3rdDegree]

o.O mom?!?!?!?

[MrMrbigpapa69]

my puss looks good wit a choad yo puss got its own zip code. lol funny shit bra. XD

[Schwabie92]

LMAO MY COUSIN WAS SINGING THIS and i was eww wat r u singing?? lol this is soo great!

[382mayanzev]

i would not to get my hand on your oatmeal

[mrkevinmyster]

Pause at 1:45

[TheRoflJoker]

@mrkevinmyster

Well ill never get a boner again. Thank you very much!

[ProudMommy4201]

@mrkevinmyster LMAAAOOO!!! CTFU!! GOT ME DYIIINN!!

[TheQueenLycan]

That dog licking the soap concerns me.

[whysofruit]

WTF why do i have a boner...

[CleoAlique]

mom????

[b3poj2d2]

yeah its stuck in my head too,my peach,my clam ,my cookie,lol,god job thou,i know the work it takes,i did a silly video called im in love with weed girl,it took me 3 hours to film but 3weeks to compose the computer work,not includeing the 12-16 hour making the silly song,so much respect,dont mind any haters either your song is the best,i love it

[mcrmaiden]

My peach, my clam, my cookie! Errr'body wanna get they hands on my tookie! xD Maaaaaaaaaan. It's stuck in my head.

[ty38son]

haha this is so stupid its funny!

[GLITCHMAX]

the dog at 2:54 is like WTF IS GOING ON

[sidingman992]

chick at 0:15 is finnneeeee

[otisbulla]

tht dog was like wtf yall all doin in here??

[fatninja111]

i actually think the chorus is bad ass. its catchy

[kennern81]

LAME MO LAME MO!!! YOUR PUSS I"M SURE DONT AGREE!!!

[oitsthejuggernaut]

NO ONE CAN AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR PUSS

[oitsthejuggernaut]

wow this video fucking sucks

[LAMEEnergy1]

Sushi?



[flyingshark1929]

WTF ITS A BUNTCH OF UGLY THINGS SINGING ABOUT WHAT THEY DONT HAVE!

[truthbetolditoldalie]

My puss, full of knowledge. Your puss, couldn't even get you through college.

[jennacollins100]

hahhahahaahahahahah this makes me laugh me and my friend darien found this song and almost got abs laughing so much!!!!!!!!!!