Jim Davidson - Toilet Business

[suffolkboi61]

jim davidson absolute legend LMFAO

[Tinysmith1000]

Honestly, People, need to stop taking things too seriously, this is what has put this country in the shit, too many people want to take down a legend and a funny comedian. All he does is tell the truth, at least someone has too, as he is a proper brit! None of you tw@s that think otherwise, and if you dont like him, just piss off!!!

[apachedrifter]

oh this guy is fkn *brill* itsacraka has no concept on humor. probaly listens to those stupid sods who say fk every other word and make humor on disgusting perverted sht. fkn plonkers anyway wot?

[MrIanandtina]

BRILLIANT

[itsacraka]

Jim is so unbelievably retarded and sad and desperate and unfunny.

Just like his audience really ;)

[colonelofcork]

@itsacraka Oh how I wish the World was full of intelects? like you who never grew up below the poverty line and did not find this type of humor funny.

[shay75100]

Love you mate.

[LiMaoTang]

The term 'ghost shit' refers to the sensation and expectancy of a huge shit which in actual fact turns out to be a fart that is highly concentrated by fermented shit, and gives you pain. Often, you would actually need to check to see the damage to the ceramic of your toilet. - Wikipedia

[mercuryforeva]

Jim is hilarious, if you don't like him, don't click on a youtube vid of him. simple really.

[MrGoochtickler]

An old fasioned british blue comic, rude and crude but defo a racist undertone even though he claims he's not racist!

Saw him in wolves a couple of years ago and it was great to see an 'old fasioned' comic doing his stuff but there were some bits that were a bit cringe worthy in this day and age!!

[scaffsville]

JIM TALKS ABOUT LIFE IN A WAY EVERY FUCKER WONT TO ......WE SHOULD MAKE HIM KING OF ENGLAND ....NOW FUCK OFF AND KEEP WATCHING

[triangl]

this routine is stolen from George Carlin. The bit at the beginning about deaf people is simply laughing at someone else's misfortune, there is no merit in it, whatsoever.

[stevenrhcp]

@triangl Is this guy meant to be funny?

[RACHELCARINEx]

@stevenrhcp ..yes

[stevenrhcp]

@RACHELCARINEx Coulda fooled me

[England5is5the5best]

@triangl Tell us about your misfortunes,So we can laugh at them

[bella83009]

hahah fucking hell!

[edwards21416]

good luck to Jim on his new play stand up and be counted

[zoidberg1201]

Trust me he isn't, find your self a better role model than a insensitive, homophobic, wife-beating alcoholic.

[GrannyGroovinGravity]

Meet the ping Pong and the flurten spurten?

[Pupp69er]

fuckin legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zzivotije]

disgusting

[adsim92]

Ugh Jim Davidson is terrible.

If his jokes aren't stolen, they're racist.

[betaleg]

That "test fart" joke is Carlin's from the 80's.

[george86FR]

If you can fart in bed and your wife says nothing, then you know she really loves you!

[BigSoftyGiant]

come on people admit we all done a test fart at least once in your life, o done it in a bed with your partner. I have, I got a red mark to prove it

[redandblack666]

people may want to watch these videos as an insight into why we are crumbling as a society.

[gazcar40]

Why not take the piss out of people like the deaf or disabled?...we poke fun of everyone else. Are they not members of our society? Do THEY want to be treated the same as everyone else? Yes they do...they dont want to be treated different, I know...I am in that minority!! Good on you Jim!!

[nofx6678]

selfish cunt

[TheYidarmy10]

if you dont like it, dont watch it. watch ben elton, or some other cunt.

[TheYidarmy10]

i dont get why, people are on this site slagging jim, if you don't like him, why the fuck are you watching it.

[DiddlyDom]

@TheYidarmy10 well said,i think these twats only watch vids so they can moan about something,misrable fuckers!!

[SwordInAir]

@TheYidarmy10 'Cos sometimes it's nice to watch something amazing. And this is amazing - it's amazing how dated and awful and unfunny and nasty he is

[JackYerMaw]

he says "i hope people get the joke", what joke? if your a right wing facist pig onstage, and a right wing facist pig offstage, i fail to see the joke.

[LordfishKeke]

@JackYerMaw You fail to see the joke. :3

[1Thompsonmusic]

@JackYerMaw

No we're just normal and like a laugh. Fuck off.

[hxckid84]

@mikeface44 yeah brilliant isn't he!

[mikeface44]

Crude, fascist, pig.

[bigjohnstud75]

@mikeface44 yeah because anyone with a different political opinion is a facist.

[whojanickabollokoff]

5 TIMES i SEEN THIS BLOKE AND HE IS WORTH EVERY PENNY. DONT LIKE HIM? THEN MOVE ON TO ANOTHER VIDEO END OF!

[KingMingus]

I thought a ghost shit would be the one where you hear it drop but you don't feel anything.

[TheKaz1977]

i cant believe they cut it off when he was gonna talk about the ghost shit that was the funniest bit.the ghost shit is when you shit u look in the toilet n its gone straight round the u bend ha ha

[gbraae]

Bugger....what is a ghost shit??? lololol

[build01]

he is a bit strong but at leats he is consistent with himself

if it offends anyone ... dont watch

[bambamfordprobe]

classic!!!

[southlondonpimp]

this is hilarious, im slowly beginning to like jim davidson despite everyone babbling on about him being racist, homophobic etc.

[MrSmethwickEnd]

Total Quality!

[16vpaddy]

this is 1st class!

[Deanocfc]

to the people who don't like Jim - who IS a good comedian then? i think i know whos coming up

[romper300]

5 stars just for 0:22 hahahaha!!!

[Prokifiev]

Hey Jim, you know the dif between cockneys and Smarties? Smarties don't explode in the tube!!!

[SammShawty]

omg, he is soooooo fucking class!

i just don't get why people are sooo up tight about his jokes ? you just have to be open minded to see the way he see's things. he's just thought "fuck the world, i'll say what i want to say" god, why do people pull their pants sooo far up their fucking arses' ? x

[triangl]

oh my god, he nicked this routine from george carlin!!

And everyone, please do not think of him as representative of britain. He's the lowest of the low.

[goonerneil1981]

what the fuck are you on,hes one of the funniest blokes in britain.take your snotty nose and shuv it up ya arse.fuckin wanker

[redKELLYMHRCH]

um . . . british people dont have very good humor do they i am not against british people it's just they ARENT funny!

[goonerneil1981]

where the fuck are you from then?

[puttheblame]

From he's Dad's asshole

[hissclick]

oi. fuck off. aight?

[Wilseus]

But at least they can punctuate.

[SweetPeas86]

Bahaha..everyone farts, get over it..... man there are some miserable people on the net....don't like the video? Get a fucking life, watch something else

[crazybritishlad]

if u dont like it then fuck off u posh bastards go play with ur horses cunts

[RifledBarrel]

eat shit Davidson....you make the BNP look positively Liberal

[Deanocfc]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mug

[AndrewOfHell]

Everyone has their own style of humor, as do we, but i find this hilarious because it goes so over the top!

[TimeDawg]

lolfartjokes

[itsacraka]

To think this piss-poor sub-playground shit ever passed for comedy.

Cockney wanker anyone?

[smithers668]

Your a wanker. You simply don't get Jim's humour do you? So you just assume he's being offensive.

[itsacraka]

smithers668 - You're not exactly Einstein are you?

Jim isn't being offensive here - he's just a grown man who is stuck in the mentality of a (not-too-bright) 8 year old in a playground . . . and he is, to anyone with even half a functioning brain, a very sad and unpleasant character (just like most of his audience).

Cor blimey guvnor! He ain't even funny! Do what?!

[smithers668]

Shithead. You expect me to agree with you? Fuck off.

[itsacraka]

smithers668 - I don't expect anything. I am pointing out retarded scum where they should be pointed out. A kind of public service announcement for those on the borderline.

You and your kind are on a lower rung of evolution . . . and you know you are.

Have a nice day.

[smithers668]

Yeah I do know who I am thanks.

[goonerneil1981]

i would love to know what sort of comedy you find funny,you stuck up cunt.for someone who aint funny hes made a lot more money than you ever will.now get back to your chess board,

[Deanocfc]

well...you sound like someone nobody would want to be friends with

[itsacraka]

Deanocfc - if it was choice of solitaire or friends like Jim and his attendant vermin I'd go for solitaire every time.

Jim Davidson is a classic example of the type of cockney-cor-blimey-we-laarv-th­e-queen-muva-and-no-mistake subhuman England produces.

He should be shot in the head and thrown into landfill.

[Deanocfc]

I think that some people are a bit mental with this hate for Jim Davidson - most say they want to kill him - most are just leftist, guardian reading, weidos.

There are so many shit people in the UK who do awful things but you lot seem obsessed with Jim!

[redredreds100]

a bit strong, what is your problem with davidson??

[mrdhibbribs]

don't like it, don't watch it. no-one wants to know if you hate him or not.

[redredreds100]

MRD - you are so right, we all have two choices, watch or not watch, life is simple

[XTONE85]

Even the biggest stand up hacks wouldnt use this rubbish. How anyone could find this funny...I do not know!!!

[shirley70]

i wanna know what a "ghost shit" is

[earfetish]

I would imagine a 'submarine'

a huge dump that disappears down the u-bend when you turn around to examine

[brendanlacey86]

ahah aomg funny

[1slackalice]

omg im pissing me self laughing x classic

[importedmusic]

would look more natural if he had a mic...

[Projectrez]

^^ is that all you have to say? lol Seriously who gives a fuck if he has a mic!?

[wallodhino12345]

best stand up ever

[scotchegg72]

Ahh, Jim Davidson, still making money from "blow offs". Is there anyone other than the retired and himself who find him entertaining?

[DanielBrennan9]

Me.

I hope this helps...

[Ow3n86]

Me as well. Hope this helps more...

[jsam93]

Me aswell- and Im only 16.

Hope this helps even more...

[ArcadeCabNBud]

Legend.

[cockyshed]

why?

[gjft]

Cant Stop Laughing!

so good!