I'm a Tool(box)

[Cand0212]

Oh Mitch smh :)

[jho2000000]

i know how to use or for what purpouse all those tools exist, but man tomorrow you need to open your toolbox and wonder... what jesus would do?.

[xxbware91xx]

Awwwwwwwwww he's like a caveman learning about fire!! this is great... :)xoxo

[ACompanyOfOne]

They're Alan wrenched. You use them for certain were type thing.

[Greaseball01]

I'm at 4:15 and I've forgotten why you have a tool box DX Something about your aunty who's like 90 or something.

[TheAKEvans]

When are you going to post part 3 of you're awkward week with that chick you boned?

[NyucKerJohN]

5:07 "I an screw all different sizes of things" sure can buddy, but not with that tiny screwdriver =P

[sarahebeltrame]

The hammer is my penis.

[thecultchie]

I use allen keys to raise and lower the bridge on my guitars

[amberlapointe1987]

I'm more of a man than you are. I know about everything in that (tool)box.

[CarGuyWithGlasses]

@amberlapointe1987 Yeah but you also like to read books, so you're barely a person

[gotja]

you still get views? 

[AJR0X]

spiraling down untill you hit bedrock and you cant get futher down...

[mrsbethw]

heheehhehe I laughed so hard when you discovered that the screwdriver was magnatized!!

[bigmuffexpress]

My god you're so retarded...

[SunnyUli]

i'm areally girly girl. like i'm not very crafty, i'm into ballett and makeup and stuff. and i knew the use of every single thing in this box and also used most of them at least once in my life ;) i guess you reallywould die in a zombie apocalypse

[BrantFortunate]

"I can screw all different sizes of things" great success.

[BrantFortunate]

lol allen wrench the most complicated/confusing thing EVER MADE!

[odetomidgetcheese]

I cant believe you don't know what an allen wrench is!!!!! Gahhhh

[LEMiller69]

so you don't know what an allen wrench is, but you own a paracord bracelet?....

[ericdeben]

3:15 those are like screwdrivers for certain screws that have a convex shaped inscription.

[roadkill1110]

I am pretty sure Shane Dawson ends all of his videos with hugs. I think your subconsciously stealing shit again.

[pacificfrost]

I hugged it out. It was nice, but lets not do that again.

[IHTBUTTER]

can i just say, im a 14 year old girl and i know what ALL of those things are for

[kristinab104]

i usually smile at your videos, but i laughed so hard at this video. now my Strongly Greek father thinks i very weird thanks for making me die of laughter.

[reginaexmacchia]

cool paracord bracelet...and dude you need help, i could do basic carpentry and plumbing by the time i was 12, and i'm a girl...hugs you too!

[Katydid1621]

Allen wrenches, perfect for ikea furniture

I love the bit about the cause of war too

[QddpprrQ]

Also, you got the war due to penis envy thing from George Carlin. I'm not saying you stole it, just saying that's what I know it from...

[QddpprrQ]

Those things are allen wrenches. They usually come with furniture you need to construct yourself. If you ever have to tighten/loosen a little hole in a thing that's in the shape of a hexagon, that's what you use it for...

[MissJazzamiah]

I find it amusing that I'm an 18 year old girl and I know more about basic tools than you. I mean hell, I put a bunk bed, a cabinet and a dresser together like two days ago in barely any time. We should all expect to see slanted shelves in Mitch's near future since he believes he'll never need that level. :)

[Sweetdreamer924]

That was really entertaining not gonna lie... (:

[Sweetdreamer924]

That was really entertaining not gonna lie... (:

[NiniCanFly]

I am definitely on board with you ending all your videos with hugs :-)

[reccirunescape]

2:55 Really? Are you kidding me.

[Dan862]

Wheres part 3 ?! :D

[ErikGunnarDahlin]

Fucking americans, sorry dude but you just lost a man card!

[sweetqueenrock]

ill send you food :D

make sure its not poisoned though

[lilsweets4u22]

pointless video, was pointless.

[Dredan143]

Pretty sure those things are Alan keys. If im wrong then SCREW YOU!!! XD

[Sethronskillz]

the small screwdriver "things" can be used on VERY small screws such as what u might find in the side on those nice new glasses fames u have there, means when your lense falls out or something u know the tool to tighten the frame and hold it in( rather then paying the optision to do it) the next one holds what are called PZ bits, basicly yes its a screwdriver but u can change the head on it to do all different heads on different screws. annnnnd im done

[CarGuyWithGlasses]

@Sethronskillz Out of the 60 people telling me what an allen key is, you are the only one whose given me a practical use for them. Like one that I might personally use at some time. Thanks for that.

[Sethronskillz]

@CarGuyWithGlasses No problem, thank you for the video.

[bigchefproductions]

Rofl, wow I thought I was bad about tools, but you're way worse then I am. I have used all those tools in my life. Lol

[yeye992]

The right angle metal things are named alan keys, they're for bikes or something. or tightening screws that have that alan key hole in them

[tbikner]

its about fucking time u made another video !!!

[Gg31p42]

i don't know anything about the tool box, but you should end everything with a hug ... or a high five, or both when possible :D

[NickFiddian]

The right angled things are called alan keys. They're used for tightening/loosening things with those size/shape holes in.

[TheCrazyHayleyGirl]

Don't test that breaking things theory on your computer, I don't think that will go well

[TheScotty12345678910]

Do you take drugs by any chance.....?

[ibobify]

Oh Mitch..what a great handyman you are.

[RazielGir]

Those are allen keys lol

[samthecitizen]

I love that you go straight from talking about penis envy to your tool box again and your segue is "I have that". It took me a moment to figure out whether you were talking about the tool box or penis envy. Super funny.

[dapoteto]

aaaw... Carguy got new toys... :P

[Lordbeanis]

You don't grow a vagina your penis shrivels; that is how it works.

[Lordbeanis]

70% seems low

[Kl0vvnee]

It's just proof there are street smarts and book smarts haha

[Dancerprancer45]

The fact that I'm a fourteen year old girl and I know the names of all those tools and how to use them and you don't scares me. XD

[xoxsoledadxox]

lol im 19 years old and a girl... i know how to use these tools

[MommyClubber]

I used to love getting care packages from my mom while I was on college. I remember one box had peanut butter in it. Yeah. PB

[AtheistGod39]

might be hexagon shaped.... Idfk. Anyway. You havent said "shut the fuck up sam!" in a while.... Mucho sadface.

[AtheistGod39]

the L shaped things are for pentagon shape things to unscrew. The point of a hammer and no nails is manslaughter. The wider setting on the dinotool is for wider bolts. The point of the screwdriver and no screws is your aunt saying get off you ass and get screws. And yes, you are a vaginal vegetation growing shithead =) hug me more!

[Shadowwolf9711]

@CarGuyWithGlasses I feel like you might be my long lost brother.... Just saying

[Shadowwolf9711]

@CarGuyWithGlasses I feel like you might be my long lost brother.... Just saying

[TradeMistakes4Sheep]

i love you ommmggggg

[jaimeduendeozzzkr]

hahahahahaah wow im so glad i´ve helped my dad to fix the car so many times

that i know what those tools are and how to use them, but i never imagined the would be someone that didnt know shiiieeet about a single tool.

[udster1]

the first set of things are allen wrenches. you use them to put together funiture and shit. learn you some.

[LegoUSB]

You are so inept at being a man.

[Victoriagirl98]

Those are hex keys. From a 13 year old girl...

[madskilliz]

Maybe the tool-box is a metaphor. Maybe she's saying "Fix your life" with the tool-box. Kind of a dick move there Mitch's relative.

Or she could be that kick-ass relative that sends you random shit for 0 reason. Take your pick

[xToxicInferno]

Prison cell, with a Mac and monkey stickers.

[Jarredshere]

His Dad works at NASA but he can't figure out a god damn allen wrench

[ToplessBooks]

@Jarredshere I lol'ed

[Orangemongoose1]

This reminds me of a giant gorilla trying to work a computer XD

[ammiella]

I bet if you were a girl all these people wouldn't be as outraged, damned stereotypes. I have no idea what those things are and are used for either.

[JudsonRadio]

My aunt is 20 years older than my dad too.

[illisssy]

You really /should/ end all your videos with a hug. If we're all gonna go down with you into insanity, might as well go down with a hug.

[smoothshirlock03]

Allen wrench.

[Krissi076]

...are you high in this video?

[julian734]

Oh my sweet baby Jesus...Young people today are absolute RETARDS..No offense LOL! You should know what ALL those tools are and how to use them. It's times like these that I appreciate my dad so much!

[acw11790]

i’m not gonna lie, you are similar to a caveman discovering the wheel...

[CarGuyWithGlasses]

@acw11790 Inventing

[acw11790]

@CarGuyWithGlasses No, another caveman invented it, you’re just trying to figure out what it does

[Joeztoothbrush]

video 123 :P

[ktownskates]

Those are allen/hex keys. Main use: Bikes and skatesboards.

[bookgirlwithglasses]

we use those to open and close the doors where i work lol

[TheJGood5]

Alan Keys for if you ever have the curse of owning Ikea shit.

[Skkorm]

You suck. lol. They are allen keys. How have you been alive for 20 years, and not had to put something together?

[Stealthypancake101]

They don't give u screws and nails because there are so many variations of screws and nails, if your ever going to by a nail or screw just go for a medium sized one

[briguy3418]

I like your lips.

[ToplessBooks]

@briguy3418 I enjoy you

[jacobk42]

3:00 they are hex wrenches. you use them to unscrew hex bolts.

[Natashajb]

im a 16 yearold girl.... even i know what the fuck an Alan Key is...

[SocialAesthetics]

1) the monkey sticker to your left distracted me once I noticed it.

2) I feel like if you don't already know what those tools are used for, it's probably not relelvent to your life goals.

Meh.

[brittanylettieri2]

That was so nice of your aunt to do. Even if you don't know anything about tools.

[KerrWhitt]

Allen wrenches.

[2Majesties]

Do you realize how lucky you are to have an aunt who cares about you that much to send you gifts? SEND HER A THANK-YOU CARD....NOW...

[Silentgirl693]

I laughed so hard at this video.

[instanthellmurder1]

I have that exact toolkit. Weird

[mtzdude31]

allen wrenches

[shutts67]

Those L shaped hexagonal things are called "Allen wrenches" or "Allen keys". The "screwdriver extender" is the bit holder that you use in a drill.

[RandomHiMfan]

Mitch.. i thought you were intelligent.. or at least not retarded:P Tools pretty much explain themselves :P

[ClubAceofSpades]

oh wow mitch not only did you eyeball rape the entire audience with your crotch shot but you don't know how to work with tools in a kit???? really?

[AdamJLittlewood]

I love these random vlogs!

[fungegirl]

Hahaha awww you're a tool virgin... how adorable/pathetic! Ok the first is an allen wrench for bolts and such. And all the little pieces are drill bits for a drill though I guess you could put them on your new screwdriver too.

[ThePestan]

Best spent 9 minutes of my life ever...

[regDanCap]

@ 3:20 those are allen keys, uses are very similar to screwdrivers except you are able to get much better torque on them and the heads dont strip as easily as a Phillips or flathead screw does

[sexysocks99]

the 8 metal things are a sort of screwdriver. when you buy a new chair or something you get one of them, in case you don''t have tools. i find those things easier to use than normal screwdrivers.

[Nerdymetalchick16]

Hand porn

[bingo784]

Yo Mitch, seriously, throw that kit in the can, it's bull. I took joiner classes, for like 2 months (yeah, I guit, I suck), and a teach told us that kit is bullcrap. It's essentially a showcase piece, half the shit in there doesn't have a use.

And toolkits don't carry screws or nails because there's like a crapton of shapes and sizes for all sorts of uses and materials. That's probably not the real legit reason, but that's all I can think of.

[wahkingcontradiction]

23rd!

[gigglehead24]

Would your dad be happy with this?

[gigglehead24]

Its funny how many guys dont know what tools are.

[77Rainbows]

They don't have iPhone chargers in prison...

[alwayzjello]

You need some serious help.

[Joelmendozamusic]

@heylookachannel LOL!

[WonderousCreations]

Its an Allen Key and its used for a variety of different things, essentially its like a screwdriver.

[ThePaulnavarro]

Use the Largest allen wrench and the pliers to take apart your bed

[EnvisionAmbition]

Oh Mitch, that was not a wrench.

[77Rainbows]

Can you bend the tips of your fingers without bending the rest of your finger? true talent.

[ToplessBooks]

@heylookachannel that is a lie. They are anything but

[LouyLewis]

video number 123, Awesome

[natedagreatwilson]

WHERE THE FUK IS PART 3!!!!

i know " mer mer i haven't been out to my car mer mer"

i don't car i want part three

love nate =)

[Joelmendozamusic]

The video started with a bulge shot and ended with a hug... I feel....dirty.

[sanome12]

those are Alan wrenches they like used for stuff i cant think of, all i know is when you need one you wont be able to find them. the bastards are elusive like that.

[ToplessBooks]

I like your hands. I do not know about how much I like the look of your hands, but I like the things your hands do.

[Joelmendozamusic]

@ToplessBooks DIRRRRRTY! lol

[ToplessBooks]

@Joelmendozamusic ;)

[MattMattMalloy]

7:37 completely explains Pearl Harbor.

[failsatvideos]

You're so cute. Haha. They're allen wrenches.

[ItsToedeloeFreakinMe]

love you

[KSegura25]

and third

[KSegura25]

second



[Joelmendozamusic]

first, nigggga!