HOW I TALK TO A MALLARD DUCK ON THE PHONE.wmv

[AlaisaMO]

PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC

[4storyGeneralObvious]

intredasting



[leitniear14]

My left ear really enjoyed this video

[jamezybwoy]

Press 7 for my reaction to every one of Jay Herrod's videos.

[MrHomelessHank]

THANK YA

[marcJconn]

press 5 then 1... "i don't have a mallard duck".

[marcJconn]

@marcJconn 7*

[TheSaintPsycho]

Ever since the stroke, Uncle Leon was just never the same...

[AEvilGreek]

I'm going with brain problems.

[ubershot33]

his face when he makes the mallard voice is FUCKING PRICELESS

[BoeingPilotable]

waht the actual fuck



[invalidumozak]

hahahahaha fucking epic

[RedAgent2020]

I am starting a cult called jaymallardism ALL HAIL JAY,

[rynexmkIII]

Egoraptor's father?

[TheGaaraiskool1]

ON THE PHONE?!?

[Machinegunkitteh1]

seriously hasnt been arrested yet?

[desconocido151]

Oh... okey

[zombiesloth3]

that was bad ass

[Rockman1047]

Dad?

[machaign]

@Rockman1047 I read your comment with a child's voice, that was awesome ..

[Froggatt]

AND THIS IS WHY ALL HILL BILLYS SHOULD BE SHOT BEFORE THEY CAN LAY EGGS.

[7ru3h4x0r]

now then.. what is a mallard duck?

[liverpool6921]

wait are having sex with the duck or are you talking to the duck

[SirGrimbo]

psychicpebbles is my hero

[fernandopox]

@SirGrimbo <-- fanboy

[fatwreckdsucks]

@SirGrimbo dood i love psychichpebbles but what has he done that has to do with jayherrod? lol pl0x let me know. for serious

[SirGrimbo]

@fatwreckdsucks he favourited this video, so, many of his subscribers watched this vid, including me unfortunately

[TheAnlistik]

I can't hear anything

[mizorepower]

Wat

[MegaChristabella]

hahaaa! wtf did i just watch?

[xxXHunter18xx]

@MegaChristabella The world may never know!

[jakeooo2344564]

hes climbin through yo windows O_O

[ProductionsValhalla]

DAMNIT ONEYNG! Why?!

[MechThe1]

I'm not sure what to think about this.

Should I make a joke, or be desturbed?

[MrPsykokiller13]

FUCK YOU ONEY

[MrNiceVids1]

dfgyh



[Skable001]

I don't get it.

[PlanetKelp]

is this current day elderly forest gump

[matts4389]

lol jamie

[GR3AC]

On da phone mofaka

[TheAmbientRenagade]

DAMN YOU UTORAK007.

[sediver3]

THE WAY HE SAID "THANK YOU" AT THE END OF THE VIDEO.

Shoenice22 anyone?????

[thinsulite]

uh... OneyNG related comment.

[MoonajuanaHarvest]

???

[gumshiel]

WTF jamie

[Tornadoham]

Nice 1 Jamie >_>

[tubspower]

R.I.P left ears.

[XkillerHopsX]

WTF

[SirGrimbo]

what the fuck is this?

[Ebit7]

My right ear feels lonely.

[hichamtoons]

:D

[Cinderovo]

xD

[Bover9000iii]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[Th3UprightMan]

:x

[OFFTHEWALLSMIKEYL4D]

:o

[RebekaTarpey]

:c



[RagingPygmy]

._.

[jahildebra]

My right ear hurts.

[KanyeEastPimp]

Why Oney WHY!!!????

[Filip3anut]

great advice, been dying to learn how to talk to a mallard duck for a while

[ChicagoSportFan1]

some times i wonder if this is all a joke

[rob3202]

"That mallard duck suuuuuure does love talking to me"

[TheMusicizlife]

my left ear loved that conversation.

[skyehare4]

dude. get a bigger fuckin microphone.

[ThePirateLego]

This is the translation of their conversation:

"Who am I talking to?"

"Little boy sex."

"Excuse Me?"

"I like little boy sex."

"I'm going to go..."

"Selena Gomez!"

[ThePirateLego]

"ON THE GOTTDANG PHONE PEOPLE"

[Prodigy1196]

jay m8 i got a big mallard duck i have no where to put it m8

do u have any suggestions m8 since u know the sound it makes and how it moves m8

show me a pic of your duck m8 so we can create bonds with our mallards m8

[TheRealColeKane]

I met this guy the other day, he is actually an amazing divorce lawyer!

[shneezlezz]

i talked to a duck once he wanted grapes really picky creature

[123kyleboy]

once i met a mallard duck. the duck said dont let small children around that j harris.

[KyleMullins20]

dude you're like fucking on meth or crack or something, or both.

[DonCuore]

You gotta think how sad, lonely and attention deprived a person do you have to be to actually put up with someone telling you to talk to their duck over the phone?? I mean any one with even a singe friend wouldn't put up with that but to be so desperate to have someone pay attention to you that you would do that is beyond sad. I think he has reactive attachment disorder. Hes still annoying as hell and pisses me off but I'm starting to pity him

[Eddiethepig]

The funniest part about this is the fact that someone is called him and probably using a duck noise soundboard and Jay is trying to talk to it.

[dalton3445]

the duck isnt talking to you, its yelling for police to trace ur line...

[WalnutBreakfast]

Do those strange phone calls include private investigators and/or someone from the child protective agency? Sick, sick man....

[katemhmm]

What the fuck am I watching right now?

[Artacus]

Is this a deleted skit from Tim and Eric?

[ledebin744]

He looks so smug at the end of this video.

[clw550235]

I just realized he looks like my principal......I still have 3 years of high school......

[darthkrauser]

Little did he know that he was participating in a mating ritual with said Mallard duck.

[studio8]

Hey, Jay! What do those 2 light switches do? Can you make a video saying what that mystery's answer is? Please? Thank ya!

[DoUbLeBx2]

i wander if he ever found out we were "acting like a duck" and the "duck "thinks your hilarious

[rtardkiller85]

0:32 is the sound he makes when he's raping little boys

[redsfan293]

Are you going to see the movie "Montie Carlo" with Selina Gomez? You'll probably jerk it right there in the theater.

[studnutz23]

yea well good job running for president u fucking fool who do u think will vote for somebody who gets pranked into talking to a fake duck on the phone

[DonCuore]

Doesn't sounds like an actual animal but if forced to decide I'd say it sounds more like he's imitating a pig

[indiana9947]

Anybody else feel like a pedophile could creep up on you and fondle your balls at any second while watching this?

[devilrose1977]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH mallard duck ass beware

[SergentExtreme]

From 0:20 to 0:40 he is using "mallard duck" as another word for "young child." And "talk on the phone" as another word for "have sex." Now listen to the noises. Now cry.

[sasquatch268]

@SergentExtreme Your comment made this video exponentially more hilarious.

[Cookiewaffle]

@SergentExtreme OMG IM STONED RIGHT NOW AND I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AHAHAHAA

[khrysus]

@SergentExtreme God, help us all.

[toshirosboo3]

@SergentExtreme Why did you just destroy my life like that?

[TheWonkaballs]

PEDOPHILE

[TheKrusher55]

jay, you've done it again. just when i think you can't get anymore insane, you prove me wrong

[Chillwave23]

im stoned and right now this is the funniest thing in the world

[jaredm71593]

@Chillwave23 me too ahahahah

[az0r22]

@Chillwave23 LOL SAME

[DeathNote207]

should i flag this video for taking my innosence?

[ChadLamontButlerUGK]

SUCK A DICK ! ASSHOLE FUCKFACE LOOSER SCUMBAG

WASTE OF SPERM

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU



[willrulz11]

penis

[MrHowardrey]

Very inspiring jay, Very inspiring.

[TGsasuke5655]

the title of the video should be why I talk to a malard duck on the phone

[camcam04]

I have been waiting for 2 weeks for some of your new videos..And I get that lame shit.Come on Jay them 3 new videos are whack.You keep that gArbge up you will not get my vote in 2012..So get off your lazy azz and put some more videos out that will get the respect of the people..THANKKK YOUUU!!!

[studio8]

I can translate mallard duck speech. The mallard duck was asking for help. It was about to commit suicide. You talked him out of it and saved his life, Jay!

[elements806]

Sounds like what he says while molesting children.

[UncutNature]

your fucked up. straight up.

[DRtwinkies]

ahhhh

[steben069]

WOW lol this fuck talks a duck

[shimmersama]

very informative! thanks!

[0Just0Josh0]

did you feel like you NEEDED to make this video?