Gnooze: September 30, 2007

[FzSBLACKMAGICK]

ROFLMFAO...that was great!!!

[a1rh0rn3r]

cute panda imitation

[Cliffbrock]

Love the gnooze ! Awesome

[pornfartin]

wicked shirt.

[jeffbob4343]

Reportedly, Topps officials also said "Just disregard all those illegal aliens with the 3d world sanitation sensibilities who just happen to be close by whenever one of this rash of E COLI outbreaks happens. We'll be safe!! Hell, that's just the cost of cheap slave labor!!" Nyuk Nyuk.

[KrugerrandCash]

HAHAHA!!! Your one funny panda. Mark my words,,, you'll be on Comedy Centrall within a year.

[linershade9991]

GNOOZE really SUCK!! its really really lame!

[RonPaulVoters]

lolol

[TheLastSmoker]

I think you are the future of news reporting.

[AlterEgoTrip]

Ah Pandas, Koalas OH MY!!!! Thanks Marta you made me laugh until I cried.. especially with the "pandas are saying "where's my cut..."" LOL :)

[MBRHIndustries]

snorks, hahaha.

[saturateu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[fallofautumndistro]

First video I've seen of yours Marta, good work! One of my friends sent me a link to your show. Just subscribed, look forward to future episodes. =)

[falconwings1982]

The only thing surprising about this is that not enought people know about it! I think I ran across this through one of YouTube's random "now playing" displays. I love this channel! Will stay tuned...and maybe I'll tell others!

[gnooze]

Thanks so much falconwings1982! I'm happy you found it and happy you like it! :D And thanks again for subscribing!

[ZachsMind]

"Oh yeah. And bamboo's extra." teehee!

[nocafeine]

hey marta... I've been telling all my friends about you. thanks for brighting up my day today.... monday... ugh... love the gnooze... remember gary gnu... no gnuws is good gnuws... or something like that. have a wonderful day

[gnooze]

Hey! Thanks for brightening my day with your nice comment. :) And thanks for telling your friends!

[mike8494]

Awesome Marta keep up the good work love your news (-: mike

[gnooze]

Morning Mike! Thanks as always. Have a great day! :)

[CRNFAllyKat]

HAHAHAH! I remember the snorks!!! Yeah old cartoon back when cartoons were cool.

Loved it!!

Keep it Marta

And you can have 3 halves....I think.

[gnooze]

Snorks!  Like the Smurfs only underwater! :D I loved that show.

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Rainbow Brite(tm) Arrrrrrgh! My daughter was a preschooler in the 80s. I'm having post traumatic flashbacks. Where are my meds?

For God's sake, just back - away - from - the - Ponies. I can't be held responsible for my behavior if you show one of those damned ponies. I have a letter from my shrink and everything.

[gnooze]

I loved those ponies. I learned how to braid on MyLittlePonies. I think the current iteration of them though is far too saccharine. They were just brightly colored fun times when I was little. Now they're all princess-y and crap.

[mobiltec]

Ya Marta, Mondays are like that. You can have 4 halves but not 3.

[gnooze]

Is it Friday yet? No? Well, can I at least have a drink now?

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Look, somebody has got to be the grownup around here, so it's no more vodka for your Cap'n Crunch until you've cleaned your Snuggleballs, young lady.

[gnooze]

HAHAHAHA! Those Snuggleballs are rather rank. I'll get right on that.

[neabear77]

Omg, a mil for panda sleepover?! pshh, whatever...NOT! Love it Marta!

[gnooze]

It's a million for a whole year of panda. A bargain at twice the price! ;)

[popsuckits]

The Panda's reply was priceless...

[gnooze]

:D What can I say: they love them some bambooz. Oooh! They should make LOLPandas. "Oh hai.  I'm in ur jungle, eating ur bambooz."

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Bitches don't know bout my bambooz.

[qiranger]

Oy! Well, hopefully the week will be better for you! Loved the stories this morning!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I hope this week goes by quickly. I need another weekend already. Yikes!

[milesmoose]

Marta!

No one does the news better than you!

Your #1 Fan,

Milesmoose!

PS

PANDA'S ROCK!

[gnooze]

Hi Milesmoose! Thanks for watching and commenting! Have a super week!

[TheGiantRobot]

Haha, Yay koalas! Love your panda impression "Oh, wait, yes you can."

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I think that was my favorite part of the show this time.

[Larryk12308]

Oh no! First it's Republicans eating babies,

and now human sacrifices at the meat plant!

That's it! I'm going skydiving from space!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "

Never mind. I just fell off my chair.

DOH!

[gnooze]

I don't know what's happening on this show! ;) I seriously did watch too much National Geographic channel this weekend.  I can't stop myself!

[Awk4000]

koalas are way cuter than pandas!

Two cows are standing in a field and one says "hey what do you make of this mad cow disease" and the other says "doesn't bother me - I'm a helicopter!"

[gnooze]

Hahahahaa. I like your joke. :D

[FiremanMajor]

"can't have three halves" Ha Ha Ha

thanks Marta

[gnooze]

:D Thank you!

[blaxter101]

Great stuff Marta, keep up the gnooze:)

[gnooze]

Thanks for the encouragement blaxter101!!! You're too nice! :)

[Rudifett]

Awesome update

[gnooze]

Thank you! Hope you're having a great day! :)

[Rudifett]

You too :)

[ptrptms]

Nice T-shirt. My sister played with rainbow brite when she was little.

[gnooze]

Thanks! I used to have a Rainbow Brite swimsuit when I was little. It was pretty much the coolest thing ever.

[jeffreycoy]

Gnooze is yummy! Why doesn't the panda have a Chinese accent? Maybe the Chinese are stealing Pandas from the Deep South. When are you doing Gnude Gnooze like you promised....last week...uh yeah, last week.

[gnooze]

I think if I attempted a Chinese accent it would not go well.

[jeffreycoy]

Give it a try!

[gnooze]

Then you'll all heartlessly mock me! ;)

[jeffreycoy]

Never, we love uuuuuuu!

[gavnila]

hey marta thx for another great episode. by the way whats on your t_shirt i cant figure out the words because of your awesome hair.

and dont forget to put your bike helmet on!!!!! although i bought a helmet a month ago i never wear eat :=

[gnooze]

It's Rainbow Brite on my shirt. That's one of my favorite t-shirts but it's nearing the end of its life. Most of the flocking has washed off the letters. Sad. :( Thanks for saying my hair is awesome!  That cheers me up. :)

[awffle]

I like this woman but all her impressions are in the same voice.

[gnooze]

I agree this episode was more homogenous than usual... have you seen some of the other shows? I mix it up a little more usually. Regardless, thanks for watching and commenting!

[ZachsMind]

I think it's funnier with homogenized voices, or when the 'accent' is horrendously ill-suited. Marta's more of an impressionist painter kinda impersonator.. with a little Dali thrown in. Marta's Condi Rice impersonation for example is eerily spot on, without being anything like her.

[gnooze]

ZachsMind, I LOVE this explanation! I don't really study Condi or anyone like a traditional impersonator - I just sort do an interpretation, with my funny voices, that I feel suits them based on their persona, if that makes any sense.

[ZachsMind]

Go for the funny, Emcy. That's the important thing. There are enough impressionists on this planet. There can never be too many funny voices.