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  • "You're gonna have some busted up lions around here"........ that line is the funniest shit I've ever heard

  • 5:53

  • @MiMi86771 2:s3

  • jellybeans hahahaha

  • I PUNCHED A MONKEY SQUARE IN THE FACE ONCE

  • haha joe dirt

  • im not a cop.

    show me ur tits.

  • ESPecially lions.

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  • @Jessdmann nice!!!

  • I'm serious. I'll go to town...

  • Could have used him in the new movie Rise of the planets of the apes

  • "they're" not doing a nothing"???? 1:38

  • Hey the person how said this show is awful you suck it hard

  • this show is fuckin awful

  • @jewbar2point0 then why the fuck did you watch it

  • I laughed so hard, I cried.

  • >>--------to the knee------->>

  • >>--------to the knee------->>

  • @explosiverush2010 your a fag

  • @explosiverush2010 IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I WELL FUCKING EAT YOUR LIMBS! YOU GOT THAT U PURTRED FUCK

  • I'm a panda, and I find this offensive.

    And as you all know, don't mess with a panda. /watch?v=Rn07B15U1gk

  • you've got some animals that are just beggin to get graped

  • @XxIDTIBxX that's literally the top comment. get. the fuck. out.

  • "I'm not a cop"

    "Show me your tits"

  • POW! Good monkeys for a week!

  • if one lttle panda pulls down another little pandas pants, thats sexual harresment

  • >>-----knee--→

  • @cicker28 Shut the fuck up.

  • ...Wait, is Trevor doin' a southern accent?

  • 240p we meet again

  • 0:34 illuminati symbolism.

  • tits or gtfo

  • I'm not a cop

    Thank god

  • ILLEST NINJA No it's cuz he would be wearing a wire

  • Take me too 'em. You got any jelly beans?

  • Cops would say no dumb fuck

  • @ILLESTNINJA208 cop would wear a wire.

  • Cops have different tits?

  • @totalbadass500 he said that to check if he had a wire

  • No such thing as a bad panda!

  • I just beat up this owl that fell asleep at 3:00 PM

  • this makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaad panda

  • @TheSlasherXD south park reference ftw x3

  • @TheSlasherXD best episode of SP, my friends and i say that all the time

  • @clownwithoutmakeup haha! thanks

  • PANDA....I LIKE THAT PANDA

  • 27 people didn't get their jelly beans.

  • No no no no. Dont worry about that man. I dont want one of those sissy butt pushing jobs.

  • LOL.

  • not doin a nothin! Damn lions

  • Martha.... that dumb bitch

  • You did that drawing, Thomas.

  • pow good monkeys for a week

  • ah, 240p we meet again.....

  • @menaremen1 If I had a pixel for every time I saw the "240p we meet again comment" I'd have a 1080P HD video!

  • @TrackStar828 IKR i hate those comments

  • didnt you watch Donnie brasco the wires in his shoe

  • All i have to say fan-frickin-tastic!:D

  • 240p... we meet again

  • I'm not a cop.

    Show me your tits.

    -shows tits-

    Oh, thank god man, we got this new panda, he's a real asshole.

    Take me to him! You got any jelly beans?

  • @CGotts96 why dont you just write down the script for the whole video.

  • @dinosmashify why don't you just shut the fuck up and show me your tits.

  • i now know the secret to the universe...

    jelly beans.

  • You've got some animals in here that are just BEGGIN to get graped...

  • @ItsLeanneHunny what does graped mean?

  • @14littlenicky Watch the grapist video.

  • @14littlenicky watch the wkuk video"the grapist". Than you understand

  • @egonschroeder *Then you will understand.

  • Jellybeans - Now a lethal weapon against Zoo Animals.

  • DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!

  • God damnit people have to stop putting thumbs up on comments that say to stop spoiling the title, because that spoils the punchline as well

  • Miss March

  • did anyone else notice that there is 666 comments?

    wait,

    not now.

  • @Tyler98gst LOL NOW THERE IS 669

  • Why punch an animal when you can rape it for DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAADES!?

  • @Perbear213 I tie my animals to the radiator and grape them, personally. But that's just me, whatever works for you is cool too :)

  • wearing a wire genius

  • I punced a monkey square in the face. he wasnt doing anything i just did to to show the others i was serious

  • LOL... (Spoiler alert)

    baaaaaaaad animales.

  • LMFAO! What does showing him his tits have anything to being a cop?

  • @effinspoiler Show he is not wearing a wire

  • @arlenrm Oh! LMFAO! I feel soooooooo dumb :)

  • @effinspoiler see if he's wearing a wire

  • 2:11 HILARIOUS!

  • "Show me your tits."

  • POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser.

  • "I'm here to do the real work."

  • Pow!!! right in the face! Good monkeys for a week!

  • Usually these guys are professional, but hiring a white guy to play Michael Vick? C'mon.

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP MR. MILO! HE'S TRYING TO CONVEY AN OPINION TO YOU!

  • some of the animals are just beeeeeeeeeggin to get graped

  • he should be the new crocodile hunter

  • jim carrey?

  • so did he think he was a cop or something...?

  • @HellsHillHouseHorror He was checking for a wire to make sure he wasn't a cop looking for a confession that they beat their animals.

  • Did he say "I'm not a cop"?

  • @JosefKorea That doesn't actually work...

  • pow right in the kisser

  • Lol, I love unexpected endings by WKUK.

  • why did he say show me your tits?! lol

  • @SwingCasterFilms Ever heard of a wire tap on someone? That's why

  • @fatmanDH Oh sorry didn't think of it.

  • Ever since I first saw this skit, I knew what i wanted to do for a career.

    People told me "that's not real" and "keep dreamng, idiot".

    But I kept my chin up and I kept trying and now I am happily employed at the Phoenix Zoo as an "Animal Behaviorist".

    My dream has come true!

    No animals acting up at my zoo!

  • @xJoshArizonax Thats fucking awsome mate, good for you. =)

  • @xJoshArizonax I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes...I wouldn't want to fuck that up.

  • @xJoshArizonax REALLY? animal behaviorist???@!?!? SICK

  • @xJoshArizonax Omgsh :D I go there all the time thinking, "gawd, those are some nice ass animals! HOW?!?!" and YOU ARE THE ONE !!! thanks you :)

  • @xJoshArizonax this is the greatest story i have ever heard

  • Whitest Kids U'Know zookeeper sketch? I can't help it, this reminded of the Mighty Boosh. Still, it was really really hilarious.

  • Martha is definatly timmy he always plays the retards and women and that chick is both

  • :P

  • @DeeM10123 to show him hes not wearing a wire

  • Why does he need to show the zookeeper his tits?

  • @DeeM10123

    to shows hes not wired and recording the conversation to be used as evidence

  • Lmao he reminds me of red from pineapple express

  • Not doin a nothin!

  • TITS OR GTFO

  • Danny mcBride would be perfect fot this

  • Lol at the end u hear him say "i fucked up" which was obviously not meant to be heard.

  • I heard quoting makes you rad.

  • "i punched a monkey sqaure in the face once"

  • NOT doing a NUTHIN

  • I WANT TO GET STONED WITH A DINOSAUR

  • he was once a house cat hunter

  • Someone pls explain the show me rue titties thing

  • @danielcookie5038 undercover cops cant show you any part of there bodies

  • @immesothere111111111 hahaha you're stupid

  • @danielcookie5038 If he was a cop he would have had a wire taped to his chest.

  • I don't get the show me your titties thing

  • @danielcookie5038 He wanted to know if he was wearing a wire.

  • @danielcookie5038 a wire...

  • We got a panda and hes been a real asshole.

  • "Take me to him. You got any jellybeans?"

  • Thank you,noobtuber

  • NO MORE QUOTES

    WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEO

  • "you'll see. you're gonna have some busted up lions limpin around here" hahah

  • god dammit people NEED to stop ruining the best part of the video with lines from the video

  • @AceOfShadows10001 Try not reading them?!

  • @theEmilieMariel read the comment i posted to nad3kudasai

  • @AceOfShadows10001 just dont read the comments, like every else.

  • @AceOfShadows10001 you could always not read the comments before you watch the video.

  • @Aellis4 i read after but people who read before the videos the punchline gets spoiled 

  • @AceOfShadows10001 hey you better watch yourself cause ill whale on you..i even punched a moneky right in the face one tim! no really i had jellybeans in my hand and i was like come here i have some jellybeans and then he was like oh ill have some jelly beans and then WHAM! hit him dead in the facelmao!

  • @AceOfShadows10001 You dont have to read all of the comments before you watch the video. Just saying.

  • @AceOfShadows10001 stop looking at the comments and watch the video then you wont have that problem.

  • @AceOfShadows10001 show me your tits

  • I've watched this like 15 times in the past 3 days. xD

  • Honey Bagger doesn't give a shit.

  • Mr. Milo?

    Milo Cyrus again?

  • @TheHiredAgent I know, that was the same thing I was thinking from yellow mustard-ed

  • Then I went up to see your lions and they were all just sleepin'...all of em...not doin' a-nothin'

  • take me to you got any jellybeans hahahahaha

  • i love the beginning, giraffes are expensive martha....yes they are martha....YES THEY ARE!

  • he kinda looks like swiftkaratechop here

  • Press five repeatedly

    Lol, a rap when you press 7 repeatedly 

  • good monkeys for a week

  • FOGHAT IS GAY

  • @SuperWalrus9 agreed

  • Trevor-"I'm not a cop"

    Zack-"Show me your tits"

    Trevor-(lifts up shirt)

    Zack-"Thank god man we got this panda here he's a real asshole our last guy he left like 2 months ago and it has been hell."

    Trevor-"take me to him. You got any jelly beans?"

  • @RatardVideos Go ahead and quote the whole damn video.

  • Pause at 1:25

  • Ill even wail on a whale haha.

  • i punched a monkey square in the face once...and he wasnt even doin nuthin

  • dude, i would grape the fuck out of that bad panda!

  • they got WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALED ON!!!!!!!!

  • That is beast

  • Show your titties.

  • FUCK YES!

  • they were begging to get graped

  • A lot of WKUK sketches seem to have pretty weak endings but this one finishes strong.

  • Yes

  • Show me ur tits lol

  • the end literally makes it.

  • 24 people are begging for a beat down