DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NO UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WILL ACTUALLYWORK
POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser.
WKUK FANS! what is this sketch called- ok Zach is a girl and sam is his BF and Trevor is a goth piano player who is in some band. Zach & Sam go to trevors house and mess with him. WHATS IT CALLED?!?!? Thanks :)
@AceOfShadows10001 hey you better watch yourself cause ill whale on you..i even punched a moneky right in the face one tim! no really i had jellybeans in my hand and i was like come here i have some jellybeans and then he was like oh ill have some jelly beans and then WHAM! hit him dead in the facelmao!
"You're gonna have some busted up lions around here"........ that line is the funniest shit I've ever heard
sleven57 1 day ago
5:53
MiMi86771 1 day ago
@MiMi86771 2:s3
MiMi86771 1 day ago
jellybeans hahahaha
nicholie123 2 days ago
I PUNCHED A MONKEY SQUARE IN THE FACE ONCE
owhatitiis10 3 days ago
haha joe dirt
random019010 4 days ago
im not a cop.
show me ur tits.
YOMUDAWUZHERE 5 days ago
ESPecially lions.
losingmyreligion6767 6 days ago
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POW! Right in the kisser.
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controlpad008 1 week ago
@Jessdmann nice!!!
krackerflaterpater 2 weeks ago
I'm serious. I'll go to town...
bijansta200 2 weeks ago 5
Could have used him in the new movie Rise of the planets of the apes
tony8999 2 weeks ago 21
"they're" not doing a nothing"???? 1:38
TokiKatChannel 2 weeks ago
Hey the person how said this show is awful you suck it hard
monkey79ization 3 weeks ago
this show is fuckin awful
jewbar2point0 3 weeks ago
@jewbar2point0 then why the fuck did you watch it
666TECHNO666 3 weeks ago
I laughed so hard, I cried.
Element141414 3 weeks ago
>>--------to the knee------->>
Jessdmann 3 weeks ago
>>--------to the knee------->>
explosiverush2010 1 month ago
@explosiverush2010 your a fag
CasualLaxBro 1 month ago
@explosiverush2010 IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I WELL FUCKING EAT YOUR LIMBS! YOU GOT THAT U PURTRED FUCK
chasenbryce 3 weeks ago
I'm a panda, and I find this offensive.
And as you all know, don't mess with a panda. /watch?v=Rn07B15U1gk
bond626007 1 month ago
you've got some animals that are just beggin to get graped
XxIDTIBxX 1 month ago
@XxIDTIBxX that's literally the top comment. get. the fuck. out.
davethedrummer1 1 month ago
"I'm not a cop"
"Show me your tits"
EmperorNarcissus 1 month ago
POW! Good monkeys for a week!
Candpals 1 month ago
if one lttle panda pulls down another little pandas pants, thats sexual harresment
MB8TimberFan 1 month ago
>>-----knee--→
cicker28 1 month ago
@cicker28 Shut the fuck up.
CFpandemic 1 month ago
...Wait, is Trevor doin' a southern accent?
junebaggins 1 month ago
240p we meet again
zero705 1 month ago
0:34 illuminati symbolism.
Jcolinsol 1 month ago
tits or gtfo
phoobear33 1 month ago 6
I'm not a cop
Thank god
flyguy373 1 month ago
ILLEST NINJA No it's cuz he would be wearing a wire
Youngster141 1 month ago
Take me too 'em. You got any jelly beans?
townwrecker1345 2 months ago
Cops would say no dumb fuck
ILLESTNINJA208 2 months ago
@ILLESTNINJA208 cop would wear a wire.
TheCaNin3 1 month ago
Cops have different tits?
totalbadass500 2 months ago 3
@totalbadass500 he said that to check if he had a wire
SDloco100 1 month ago
No such thing as a bad panda!
Dragonking3787 2 months ago
I just beat up this owl that fell asleep at 3:00 PM
Thebob8206 2 months ago
this makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaad panda
TheSlasherXD 2 months ago 100
@TheSlasherXD south park reference ftw x3
Poet0fDarkness666 2 months ago
@TheSlasherXD best episode of SP, my friends and i say that all the time
clownwithoutmakeup 2 months ago in playlist clownwithoutmakeup's favorites
@clownwithoutmakeup haha! thanks
TheSlasherXD 2 months ago
PANDA....I LIKE THAT PANDA
neoanarchobeatpunk 2 months ago
27 people didn't get their jelly beans.
IhaveCombosia 2 months ago
No no no no. Dont worry about that man. I dont want one of those sissy butt pushing jobs.
TheLaurelbug 2 months ago
LOL.
Haboobity 2 months ago
not doin a nothin! Damn lions
willman564 2 months ago
Martha.... that dumb bitch
amer1cancer2753 2 months ago
You did that drawing, Thomas.
Hugh2Williams 2 months ago in playlist WKUK
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eNgLiShM39 3 months ago
pow good monkeys for a week
1brandonclark1 3 months ago
ah, 240p we meet again.....
menaremen1 3 months ago
@menaremen1 If I had a pixel for every time I saw the "240p we meet again comment" I'd have a 1080P HD video!
TrackStar828 2 months ago
@TrackStar828 IKR i hate those comments
XplosiveJennyyBear 2 months ago
didnt you watch Donnie brasco the wires in his shoe
Nygunsons 3 months ago
All i have to say fan-frickin-tastic!:D
MsKdayy 3 months ago
240p... we meet again
ObeseCatFilms 3 months ago
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2:26
POW! Right in the kisser.
ignas1130 3 months ago
I'm not a cop.
Show me your tits.
-shows tits-
Oh, thank god man, we got this new panda, he's a real asshole.
Take me to him! You got any jelly beans?
CGotts96 3 months ago
@CGotts96 why dont you just write down the script for the whole video.
dinosmashify 3 months ago
@dinosmashify why don't you just shut the fuck up and show me your tits.
CGotts96 3 months ago
i now know the secret to the universe...
jelly beans.
moocowpunk 3 months ago
You've got some animals in here that are just BEGGIN to get graped...
ItsLeanneHunny 3 months ago 160
@ItsLeanneHunny what does graped mean?
14littlenicky 3 weeks ago
@14littlenicky Watch the grapist video.
ItsLeanneHunny 3 weeks ago
@14littlenicky watch the wkuk video"the grapist". Than you understand
egonschroeder 3 weeks ago
@egonschroeder *Then you will understand.
9qwer1 1 week ago
Jellybeans - Now a lethal weapon against Zoo Animals.
Whateves567 3 months ago
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!
lolzpwned23 3 months ago
God damnit people have to stop putting thumbs up on comments that say to stop spoiling the title, because that spoils the punchline as well
pwnwner 3 months ago
Miss March
Lightbulb830 3 months ago
did anyone else notice that there is 666 comments?
wait,
not now.
Tyler98gst 4 months ago
@Tyler98gst LOL NOW THERE IS 669
htm890 4 months ago
Why punch an animal when you can rape it for DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAADES!?
Perbear213 4 months ago
@Perbear213 I tie my animals to the radiator and grape them, personally. But that's just me, whatever works for you is cool too :)
RevJoshsFunhouse 4 months ago 2
wearing a wire genius
Djjames504 4 months ago
I punced a monkey square in the face. he wasnt doing anything i just did to to show the others i was serious
n1234657Eo 4 months ago
LOL... (Spoiler alert)
baaaaaaaad animales.
greeenfiremanp 4 months ago
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i love the part where he said ill jerk that monkeys dick right off!
nakedgoku 4 months ago
LMFAO! What does showing him his tits have anything to being a cop?
effinspoiler 4 months ago
@effinspoiler Show he is not wearing a wire
arlenrm 4 months ago
@arlenrm Oh! LMFAO! I feel soooooooo dumb :)
effinspoiler 4 months ago
@effinspoiler see if he's wearing a wire
TheF8thless 4 months ago
2:11 HILARIOUS!
BSebor 4 months ago
"Show me your tits."
brianownsall123 4 months ago
POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser. POW! right in the kisser.
iTechHelper1 4 months ago
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WKUK FANS! what is this sketch called- ok Zach is a girl and sam is his BF and Trevor is a goth piano player who is in some band. Zach & Sam go to trevors house and mess with him. WHATS IT CALLED?!?!? Thanks :)
lilybillson 4 months ago
"I'm here to do the real work."
IJSmitty 5 months ago
Pow!!! right in the face! Good monkeys for a week!
josiahLhopkins 5 months ago
Usually these guys are professional, but hiring a white guy to play Michael Vick? C'mon.
mysterymoose2006 5 months ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP MR. MILO! HE'S TRYING TO CONVEY AN OPINION TO YOU!
AndreasZimmerman 5 months ago
some of the animals are just beeeeeeeeeggin to get graped
ScoTTishN1NJA 5 months ago 2
he should be the new crocodile hunter
ScoTTishN1NJA 5 months ago
jim carrey?
skatinghobart 5 months ago
so did he think he was a cop or something...?
HellsHillHouseHorror 5 months ago
@HellsHillHouseHorror He was checking for a wire to make sure he wasn't a cop looking for a confession that they beat their animals.
coreyownz 5 months ago
Did he say "I'm not a cop"?
JosefKorea 5 months ago
@JosefKorea That doesn't actually work...
therunekingatgmail 5 months ago
pow right in the kisser
faizari1 5 months ago
Lol, I love unexpected endings by WKUK.
thextemporaryxsaint 5 months ago
why did he say show me your tits?! lol
SwingCasterFilms 5 months ago
@SwingCasterFilms Ever heard of a wire tap on someone? That's why
fatmanDH 5 months ago
@fatmanDH Oh sorry didn't think of it.
SwingCasterFilms 5 months ago
Ever since I first saw this skit, I knew what i wanted to do for a career.
People told me "that's not real" and "keep dreamng, idiot".
But I kept my chin up and I kept trying and now I am happily employed at the Phoenix Zoo as an "Animal Behaviorist".
My dream has come true!
No animals acting up at my zoo!
xJoshArizonax 5 months ago 168
@xJoshArizonax Thats fucking awsome mate, good for you. =)
PhenomenalHeadShot 5 months ago
@xJoshArizonax NO
doulikeamericanmusic 4 months ago
@xJoshArizonax I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes...I wouldn't want to fuck that up.
NITROUSINJECTEDFISHY 4 months ago 2
@xJoshArizonax REALLY? animal behaviorist???@!?!? SICK
98802ohhey 3 months ago
@xJoshArizonax Omgsh :D I go there all the time thinking, "gawd, those are some nice ass animals! HOW?!?!" and YOU ARE THE ONE !!! thanks you :)
llsammehhll 3 months ago
@xJoshArizonax this is the greatest story i have ever heard
HitmanJake2113 2 months ago
Whitest Kids U'Know zookeeper sketch? I can't help it, this reminded of the Mighty Boosh. Still, it was really really hilarious.
sanjnalat 5 months ago
Martha is definatly timmy he always plays the retards and women and that chick is both
epicrapbattlesofwkuk 5 months ago
:P
AmyTheJawsTerminator 5 months ago
@DeeM10123 to show him hes not wearing a wire
122dasher 6 months ago
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This is insanely funny.
QueenAnime99 6 months ago
Why does he need to show the zookeeper his tits?
DeeM10123 6 months ago
@DeeM10123
to shows hes not wired and recording the conversation to be used as evidence
Rrtor 5 months ago
Lmao he reminds me of red from pineapple express
wild135555 6 months ago
Not doin a nothin!
traxincron373 6 months ago
TITS OR GTFO
TheFMLTV 6 months ago
Danny mcBride would be perfect fot this
813Dalton 6 months ago
Lol at the end u hear him say "i fucked up" which was obviously not meant to be heard.
TheRoondoggie 6 months ago
I heard quoting makes you rad.
pwnostars 6 months ago
"i punched a monkey sqaure in the face once"
SergeantSmurff 6 months ago
NOT doing a NUTHIN
Gillyinthemist09 6 months ago
I WANT TO GET STONED WITH A DINOSAUR
xOuutbuurst 6 months ago
he was once a house cat hunter
Fuby803 6 months ago
Someone pls explain the show me rue titties thing
danielcookie5038 6 months ago
@danielcookie5038 undercover cops cant show you any part of there bodies
immesothere111111111 6 months ago
@immesothere111111111 hahaha you're stupid
gnackattack 6 months ago
@danielcookie5038 If he was a cop he would have had a wire taped to his chest.
Heathalessyl 6 months ago
I don't get the show me your titties thing
danielcookie5038 6 months ago
@danielcookie5038 He wanted to know if he was wearing a wire.
zeepycookie 6 months ago
@danielcookie5038 a wire...
wadecreel 6 months ago
We got a panda and hes been a real asshole.
brwny555 6 months ago
"Take me to him. You got any jellybeans?"
RadeonZero 7 months ago
Thank you,noobtuber
NeZZyLoL 7 months ago
NO MORE QUOTES
WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEO
MrNoobtuber11 7 months ago
"you'll see. you're gonna have some busted up lions limpin around here" hahah
cocopuffzilla 7 months ago
god dammit people NEED to stop ruining the best part of the video with lines from the video
AceOfShadows10001 7 months ago 216
@AceOfShadows10001 Try not reading them?!
theEmilieMariel 6 months ago
@theEmilieMariel read the comment i posted to nad3kudasai
AceOfShadows10001 6 months ago
@AceOfShadows10001 just dont read the comments, like every else.
nand3kudasai 6 months ago
@AceOfShadows10001 you could always not read the comments before you watch the video.
Aellis4 6 months ago
@Aellis4 i read after but people who read before the videos the punchline gets spoiled
AceOfShadows10001 6 months ago
@AceOfShadows10001 hey you better watch yourself cause ill whale on you..i even punched a moneky right in the face one tim! no really i had jellybeans in my hand and i was like come here i have some jellybeans and then he was like oh ill have some jelly beans and then WHAM! hit him dead in the facelmao!
beastydrummer89 5 months ago
@AceOfShadows10001 You dont have to read all of the comments before you watch the video. Just saying.
MrNevillebamshoot 3 months ago
@AceOfShadows10001 stop looking at the comments and watch the video then you wont have that problem.
j0shj0shj0sh1184 3 months ago
@AceOfShadows10001 show me your tits
moocowpunk 3 months ago
I've watched this like 15 times in the past 3 days. xD
Sunscab14 7 months ago
Honey Bagger doesn't give a shit.
123IAmChris 7 months ago 2
Mr. Milo?
Milo Cyrus again?
TheHiredAgent 7 months ago 3
@TheHiredAgent I know, that was the same thing I was thinking from yellow mustard-ed
effinspoiler 7 months ago
Then I went up to see your lions and they were all just sleepin'...all of em...not doin' a-nothin'
josh420masterB 7 months ago
take me to you got any jellybeans hahahahaha
soleodst 7 months ago
i love the beginning, giraffes are expensive martha....yes they are martha....YES THEY ARE!
mattakudesu 7 months ago
he kinda looks like swiftkaratechop here
jobocoolneleh 7 months ago
Press five repeatedly
Lol, a rap when you press 7 repeatedly
killer429 7 months ago
good monkeys for a week
SlimRoethlisbergerX 7 months ago
FOGHAT IS GAY
SuperWalrus9 8 months ago 2
@SuperWalrus9 agreed
princeofallsaiyans11 7 months ago
Trevor-"I'm not a cop"
Zack-"Show me your tits"
Trevor-(lifts up shirt)
Zack-"Thank god man we got this panda here he's a real asshole our last guy he left like 2 months ago and it has been hell."
Trevor-"take me to him. You got any jelly beans?"
RatardVideos 8 months ago
@RatardVideos Go ahead and quote the whole damn video.
booksandvideos 8 months ago 2
Pause at 1:25
Fendertastic 8 months ago 2
Ill even wail on a whale haha.
newbiemage123 8 months ago
i punched a monkey square in the face once...and he wasnt even doin nuthin
whitemamba63 8 months ago
dude, i would grape the fuck out of that bad panda!
winkledorf17 8 months ago
they got WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALED ON!!!!!!!!
ismelllikeaturd 8 months ago
That is beast
PumawombatDOG 8 months ago
Show your titties.
TehSquirrelShow 8 months ago
FUCK YES!
MrCannibal31 8 months ago
they were begging to get graped
HurricaneRocker007 8 months ago 2
A lot of WKUK sketches seem to have pretty weak endings but this one finishes strong.
wockynerd 8 months ago
Yes
SuperHalofreak123 8 months ago
Show me ur tits lol
dragons5159 8 months ago
the end literally makes it.
number1lakeboy 8 months ago
24 people are begging for a beat down
madisongoodnight 8 months ago