CAKE "I Will Survive"

[MyNameIsNigel]

lol my mum loves the original version of this song. man was she shocked to hear this version lol

[spectrales]

Bass line is really easy to learn but still sounds very cool..

[RayVal53]

Oh yeah? Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragoo!

[when2L]

i love the singing style

[matiassghost]

i also think the same

[thiagombc]

show irado!

[broganator1]

savage!

[unholychunk]

arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. even if you win your still retarded

[hyena131]

You know what, unholychunk?

That's a fucking good point.

[xXShouraiZemmeXx]

May I quote you on that?

[laXer142]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dude u just made my fucking day. thats hilarious.

[ForbiddenVegetable]

Unholychunk, saying that might quite possibly be the most retarded and unoriginal thing you can say on the internet. The only thing more unoriginal than that would be a "yo momma" joke.

[bladesodachen]

ho my shit。。。

[edunaba]

du caraleo

[rengro5]

hahaha im singing this too not like this but its cool too

[alinecaldwell]

definitely better than the original version

[Ho0lihan]

Cake is a bit like Will Farrel but instead of more cowbell they add more bass and trumpet

[jeffobrien123]

u suck so bad!! give up career!!!

[Axlzero451]

Clean up your grammar. Then maybe someone would care about your opinion.

[StephanAnnema]

Margott, iedereen heeft het recht om een ander te coveren.

Ik hoop slechts dat jij weet hoe je het woord moet uitspreken in het Engels.

[sawamanha]

Margott, je bek stinkt naar schijt, ga je mond poetsen viezerik!

[Margott93]

deze band heeft niet eens het recht om I will survive te coveren... wat slecht....

[ANTCAMP44]

this version is just as good if not better than the original

[SleepySlacker4]

If I heard it on the radio or somethin I prob wouldn't even pick up on it being a cover until the chorus, I mean it sounds so different. Pretty rad.

[IJavDanProductionsI]

Love the horn. Lol.

Hot dogs ftw.

[Renettodead]

Awesome!

[Zaenth]

Man that bass rocks

[Cowarchy]

well jerk, since you made me read that if i do die in seven days it will be your fault. Now quit your faggotry and stop believing in imaginary friends (ex: God & Jesus)

[seahorseoysterfish]

If you're singing Gloria Gaynor, you are NOT over someone, you're only just getting properly angry! This video just about sums up that pain and how stupidly angry it can make you with life...If the Council really wanted to clamp down on bad parking, they need only to employ traffic wardens with broken hearts. It would be like National Service, but instead of channelling the energy of youth, it would harness the rage of the spurned...

[dvideto]

Nice groove.I liked the horn fill. short but sweet!

[SpaceG]

Being a meter maid looks like a fun job now.

[ButterKnifeRampage]

lovely rita meter maid didn't convince you so?

she got with on of the beatles man!

[dampethegravekeeper]

asome this is how ifelt when she broke up with

[stopping69]

bassline is awesome 5/5

[deinhaborgess]

muito massa esse video

[James1803]

Fat edward norton

[sixxdrugs]

I love Cake.

They're really awesome.

This cover is certainly way better than the original version. (:

[Ekray]

so good funk version, perfect bass

[hazelstreetrecords]

simply a song for the jilted.

a LOUD fuck you in the face of all our former lovers.

[ninotherino]

just amazing bass....

[whatnameisnotaken]

agreed

[jameslow84]

legendary song..nuff said

[terricarrier]

This song is awesome, so NOT gay, especially when they sing it!

Cake is the bomb!

[spartanc888]

CAKE I LOVE CAKE

[ieatpeephole]

this song is the stuff, we played it when my friend george went to africa.

hes gonna die :D

[BastardSick]

CAKE IS A LIE.

[deadbaby86]

Jason, isn't ur dad gay though?

[belouria]

stupid homophobic, it would be good to Save all the shit that comes from your mouth and not share with anyone, i am not gay, but respect anyone who has the guts to recognize what is not fear to people like you make such comments, you are an idiot

[slapperharrris]

You're right - it is one fruity ass gay song and the singer looks and acts like a bona fide gaylord.

The original song by Gloria Gaynor was a MASSIVE gay anthem.

'Nuff said.

[ray2393m]

Your just a dumbass homophobe who doesn't have taste in music.

[NabilRU]

You're all dumb asses

[lacubsfan]

America is full of songs that are "gay" anthems.

Yankee Doodle.... Anything by Queen..... Gloria Estefan....

Who cares if it's good music.

[tpchp]

ummmm.... Queen was British.

[slapperharrris]

And don't forget George Michael and Madonna!

Who cares?  I'll tell you cares!!

American red-blooded, fine, erect, strong MALES who'll have NOTHING to do this kind of extreme gayness.

Boycott Cake and its gaiety and stop the rot!

[ForbiddenVegetable]

The males you just described happen to be American red-blooded, fine, erect strong penises! PENISES!

[slapperharrris]

That's right!!!!

Huge, throbbing, greasy purple johnsons ready to spew forth their warm and frothy population paste to any willing woman.

Certainly not the type to watch and comment on these highly gay Cake songs/videos.

[ForbiddenVegetable]

Well, no woman would be willing to receive that kind of baby batter over them. Maybe a willing, insecure, self deficient, homosexual would take that up his disagreeably moist anus.

And certainly not anyone affiliated with Cake videos on Youtube.

[slapperharrris]

forbiddenfruityfruit, you don't say the true words!

There are womenfolk who are willing, insecure, self deficient and prepared to take baby brine up their disagreeably moist anus(and elsewhere!)

They are, as you wouldn't know, few and far between, and the vast majority are toothless, listen to classic rock and have purple bruises on their ample thighs.

Cake affiliates not gay?

Surely you jest, rogue.

[ForbiddenVegetable]

Jest? I think not! Surely not with all this talk of moist anuses and other such dowdiness.

As for the gayness of cake, it's not so much of the certain specific qualities of being gay, as to the state of being the gay. Comprende?

Classic rock, you say? I blast my gorilla milk all over that.

[slapperharrris]

"Dowdiness?"

What a strange and inappropriate choice of word. A moist anus is many things, but "dowdy....?"

"As for the gayness of cake, it's not so much of the certain specific qualities of being gay, as to the state of being the gay. Comprende?"

Yes! Yes! Understando perfecto!

Cake are highly gay!!!!

Classic rock is shite - possibly worse than Cake, but I was not canvassing your opinion on it, silverback, but merely using it as an example.

Oh well.

[ForbiddenVegetable]

Dowdy. Vulgarities unparalleled. A horny gorilla couldn't compare to the classic rock that raped my mind.

What, are you questioning my trivial and copious knowledge of anuses? I'll have you know, my good fellow, that I am an anus connoisseur! Not a blockheaded coochie ripper...

[slapperharrris]

Classic rock, along with Ryan Seacrest, Celine Dion and Pauly Shore, is one of life's true monstrosities. ALL should be berated and destroyed at all and any given opportunity.

Myself? A sphincter specialist. Anuses are sooooooooo yesterday!

[ForbiddenVegetable]

Don't you dare talk smack about the anus. Sphincters are for pussies.

Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual. I'd couldn't get any masculinity from him. Hell, I got more when I punched Susan Sarandon in the jaw.

[slapperharrris]

Seacrest a "metrosexual??!!"

Heavens no! That little prick is a bona fide, Will and Grace watching, mincing, Cake loving, jizz gargling, rubber grinned little wretch!

And to make matters worse, now I'm a pussy!

Oh well. So be it. Now I'll have to get back to anuses.

[ForbiddenVegetable]

Well, what are you waiting for? Hop on that anus!

[eatmashorts1212]

Only a gay boycotts something because he thinks its gay.

[fugiboo]

Oh no not i. I will survive. Oh when i saw your ugly face i was so petrified.

[slapperharrris]

That's pretty profound, cowabunga1212.

But only a heterosexual homosexual who thinks he's straight but it is really gay, likes to kiss hairy men on the bum, stroke their nipples pick their noses with his willy and tell everyone how "fabulous!" everything is.

And if he's a Cake fan, then you REALLY have to watch out.

Reform, thee poufter before it's too late.

Say NO to dry bum sex!!!!!!!

[eatmashorts1212]

but you do realize that i dont just listen to cake? i like metallica, josh tobin, afroman, or something else. and wtf are you talking about kissing men on the bum. stop discussing your homosexual fantasies on youtube

[slapperharrris]

So what if you don't listen to just Cake!!

That's like a serial killer saying I only strangle and eat old women once a month, the rest of the time I'm a perfectly normal, law abiding citizen.

And I've only kissed a man on the bum once and that was an accident. I was playing football and "fell." All perfectly innocent and harmless and the owner of the bum was aware of this and accepted my apology.

[eatmashorts1212]

Oh yeah, I'm sure thats how it went. Just take innocent and harmless out and replace it with needed and loved

[slapperharrris]

Now that's way below the short line, eatmywilly12121!!!

What I left out was that this incident occurred in the locker room AFTER the game (all the other players had gone home), and his shorts "fell off" when it took place.

All terribly, terribly embarassing, but I apologised and we both had a good laugh about it after when we when back to his place for drinks. His wife was away on business.

Anyway, you like Cake, so you're the one who's highly gay, so shuddup, poufter!!

[eatmashorts1212]

lolol dude your the funniest guy on the internet. im guessing that you raped him and then you both apologized and giggled at eachother.

[slapperharrris]

Well, we had a few drinks and he put a song on I really, really liked. Don't remember who it was by or what it was called, but I recall something like "long skirt, short jacket." Man that tune was fat - the bass was killer!!!

I was super tired and stayed the night. Passed out and don't recollect what happened.

Man it was hard to walk the next day!!!! Definitely pulled a muscle in my upper thigh close to my bum when playing football!

My team mate is gonna massage it tomorrow!

[eatmashorts1212]

lol you cake lover. I hope your teammate is going to massage that muscle while you and him are roleplaying as Dirty Harry and his 44. Magnum.

[slapperharrris]

Go ahead punk.....make my day...

[eatmashorts1212]

lol dude, your awesome. you must write a comedy tv show.

[XXXZEPHYRXX]

u remind me of my brother who has some mental problems with the "dont talk about your homosexual fantasies" dude that guy is funny as crap and its actually bothering you he is doing this lol

[maxarus]

So true!

[vikingleprechaun]

Regular Folk's at the Bar Trip on this!

[flavia83]

I think this is pretty cool, I just wish he would stop singing like he's got the hiccups or something.

[KILLERRHCP]

Haha, at 2:16 is that the guy running from "the Distance" video?

[zildjian039]

lol that werid

[danpancy]

lmao! it totally is! never noticed before. nice

[gordonfroman1017]

wouldnt surprise me. waste less time casting people.

[00uloveit00]

Luv it =]

[Mattmcd1]

This bass riff is amazingly fun to play

[danpancy]

i know! i cant stop playing it

[DelawareResident]

I think this is a really cool and updated version of this song!

[iliketomer]

are you rleally bitching just because he wears a hat wthf kid grow the fuck up

really a hat?

[chewbaccafisherkatz]

its like this, each to his own. we like our cake, and dislike u putting shitty comments under the videos. so, take your whiny ass indie pop self away.

[randomcrazyguy]

so what if he's bald, nerdy and a hipster? he knows how to sing.. thats what matters

[hyena131]

Thank you!! Finally someone who sees the light!

He does not really know how to sing, does he though? It's more of a: "Oh, I'm so cool and bored that I just talk in this blase, laconic fashion....."

And I don't have a problem with his - or anyone's - baldness. The problem here is the lying aspect forever wearing hats. It's no different to a combover or short men wearing platform heels.

Just be honest with others and yourself.

[insideinoxia]

LONG LIVE CAKE. The final frontier of REAL MUSIC

[hyena131]

Appalling rendition performed by a bunch of nerdy 'hipsters' who were picked on in school.

Lead singer thinks he's soooo cool, but he's fat, old and bald which is why he ALWAYS wears a hat. Come on! Just be honest about it and shave your head.

[1TA1UK]

Even if so, this song is beyond awesome. So get screwed, you dont know shit.

[schemes16]

lol go whine somewhere else if you cant appreciate too bad for you

[hyena131]

Aaaah, but you and 1TA1UK both know I'm right.......

[supergooseberry]

someone has a temper

[hyena131]

Soemone is passive aggressive.....

[supergooseberry]

yea, im bipolar, schizophrenic, and have many social problems too. How did you know?

[hyena131]

How did I know? Well, you like Cake.

Got ADD too.....?

PS I'm a serial killer/sociapath, but don't tell anyone.

[supergooseberry]

k, your secret is safe w/ me

[supergooseberry]

so what type of people do you kill?

[hyena131]

Blonde teen cheerleaders with pert lady bumps and firm thighs, confused old ladies, people with Downs Syndrome, Nascar fans and people that whoop and shout in bars.

And the odd Cake fan.....

[hyena131]

Thanks.

[supergooseberry]

waddayaknow?!?!?! Im a blond teen cheerleader with a b cup. I love Nascar and i always cheer for in the bars! we must be like soulmates or something!!!

[hyena131]

You'd best have a care, supergooseberry...

Just watch out for the creepy looking guy with polyester pants, a combover, no social skills and a dented panel 80's van with no windows.

Can't chat much longer. Gotta get my chloroform, rope and hammer primed....

[supergooseberry]

k, im gonna go walk out alone in my miniskirt. It sure is foggy tonight

[hyena131]

Need a ride......?

I'm hitchhiker friendly.

[mouze52]

great cover

[ruleoforder]

Simple music for simple minded people.

LOL. LONG LIVE IGNORANT SHEEP...

[bigstabby]

do you have to post this on every cake video? are you some kind of loser? cuz i don't like losers. stop being a loser.

[KarmaBabe84]

how awesome is this!!?? ... sways.. this song makes me wanna drive that meter car right into my ex!

[bluemonster4894]

hilarious!

now ur funny!

[KarmaBabe84]

LOL :P

[hafiezismail]

thanks for the share of this music.. appreciate it :)

[0marabiela]

the bass is killing me !

I love Cake!!!

[walrusandkoh]

omg the trumpet in this song sounds so good. it fits in perfectley.

[walrusandkoh]

lol yeah the guy from the distance is in this.

[LeisurelyVinny]

this video is so weird

[Iamastarxx]

I love when bands do this with classic songs like these. :]

[sirpancake]

i love the guy from their song The Distance.

he is running in the backround at 2:15

[imonkey1773]

yeah right the bass sounds great...

i luv this song ^^

[danielscores]

great bass line and really funny

[jurisx85]

great cover!

[965102900]

i love this music.

my favourite music

[StardollCheater]

I've just wasted 4:27 seconds on a stupid guy that copies Gloria Gaynor. He doesn't even change his voice. He keeps it the same. That supid guy. Fxck you.

[Necr0maniac]

you just failed. sorry.

[devinraj1017]

so you didnt even waste 5 seconds and your mad about it? your an odd person

[CODEMONKEYS42]

Id rather listen to this than the bullshit your talking about,lmao.

[StardollCheater]

I'd rather listen to Gloria :p

[Seaturtle1015]

2:15 You see the running dude from their music video "the distance"

[mitchl847]

This faggot sings like he's got Gloria Gaynor's mic stuck up his ass!!

[BurnerOfBethlehem]

Lol.

Cake is one of the most creative and musically inclined bands this side of the century.

[mitchl847]

Damn. These fags still suck!!!

[309204386]

the video starts at 0:18 and i find it seems like forever

[zaczes999]

Grungy Gloria Gaynor? Why not :P

[TheOdissey]

shida version =)

[JohnnyDaBird]

i love the bass in this song

[myszczu007]

me 2 :)

[naiem08]

Yeah, I very love this song...

[allsubliminal]

The Man running at 2:18 from "Going the Distance" in the background...cheeky fellas...

[naiem08]

I really love this song...

[barbaricchicken]

I was actualy looking for the one from chicken little but there wasnt any...

[mochomo12345]

esta de lujo saludos desde mexico good music!

[b1lskirnir]

This is one of the best covers I've ever heard. The fact that he sings it so deadpan absolutely makes it.

[uretardkids]

gay video

lmao

[themccanns]

Weird video... but cool remake of the song.

[ludavulgamer]

crazy bass groove :)

[Jadefg]

Totally agree with you there!

[goudaqueen]

I love this cover so much ♥

[deathrocker53]

this song makes me laugh but the guitar part is good

[mitchl847]

LOL...The only way that these losers can think of different, is to swear in the song. What a bunch of chumps. They SUCK!!!

[Wesler96]

You suck

[fffreekk]

your a lie kid,a fucking fallacy

[Nonsa]

The cake is a lie.

[Flip872]

portal?

[Nonsa]

Of course it's about Portal, what's wrong with this people? oO

Being the band name Cake, this song is obviously the icing. "Never There" would be some chocolate chips on top... Fuck, enough metaphors, I'm getting hungry.

[demen14]

you toke that form zero puncuation you copycat

[deadhead812]

this bass line makes me want to roller-disco

[p1mpinsid]

this is better than gloria gaynor

[dom9658]

im not going to lie this guy is basically just talking the only good song by them is the distance other than that forget it.lol

[EazyO]

Not saying it should, i do, however, think they included them for a reason, though. Especially seing how the song and video seemingly tell a story. Maybe ozric99 is on to something.

[amirsapel]

hard to sing like that, haha

[elroyblackbean]

I like that even when he's doing the night shots, the rest of the band is in the daytime.

[EazyO]

Loving the mood of it all. :D

I don't get what's up with the glass figurines, thought. Anyone shed a light on this?

[ozric99]

I always figured that the girl who dumped him had a glass hood ornament, and now he's ticketing everyone else in the city with them. ;)

[inufreaknow]

man I'm still going through the first part,

I'm still that stupid like person in love with him...

Damn I can't stop crying every time I think of him It drives pain into my heart.

[darien999345]

did anyone else notice the guy in the suit running from "the distance" music video?

[18HORSEKART]

FUCKIN QUIRE'S.  FAGGIT

[mitchl847]

robert1984nor (2 hours ago) What a horrible version

I totally agree....talk about no talent

[mitchl847]

WOW>>>>This song is a joke....learn how to sing before you copy someone else....cake SUCKS!!!

dude dont be h