Final Sacrifice 7 of 9

[ChaoticYak]

Pipper partner...

Pipper digs...

[thefaboloussob]

5:02 Pippa's permitted 2 right on the map as there are some ancient characters that say "Do not write in this area. Ziox members only."

[SpiderxBlue]

The rabbid mountian man actually freaked me out a little

[tlrledbetter]

The Yosemite Sam cracks are what I remember most about this episode.

[MsVegetarianzombie]

"Yer father made this. He didn't do a very good job."

[Revenantspecter]

lol try transcribe audio at 4:37

[blossom246810]

"Know him? He was delicious!" XD

[thefaboloussob]

Pippa was the model for the mask of Agamemnon.

[thefaboloussob]

5:35 1. What the ♫☺*♣⌂ does a cymbal got 2 do w/ this?

2. Now y the ♫☺♣*⌂ didn't I think he was gonna draw that ubiquitous black window spider thingy?

[thefaboloussob]

0:26 Frederick Douglass is still alive!

[solangejolie2012]

Starting @ 4:36 I couldn't stop laughing...those Yosimite Sam references almost killed me

[shockerdrone911]

Is that hillbilly Red Green?

[kftc88]

You know, we never hear about Troy's mother. I wonder if Pipper the coot was his father's partner on multiple levels of meaning...what a horrifying concept.

[kftc88]

It's Rowlf the Muppet's long lost cousin! The one formed from a drunken night of unholy interspecies sex.

[hebahabahobaheben]

Consarn it, by gum, dagnabit. I loves me that old coot talk.

[greyfox37]

We were eating your FOOD!

[farrarjr3]

...Food!

[simonimyours]

XD The old coot archaeologist guy is the voice from Bunny Picnic.

[Imawizardbro]

Connect the gods. Lmfao!

[KingSnarf]

Truck farmer reference. HAIL TRUCK FARMER!

[BloodylocksBathory]

Wait, I wuz gonna sing somethin' from Bone Machine!

[budzin303]

mmmmmhhh good dope!

[DarkWolfStudio]

Is it just me, or does that crazy redneck guy remind anyone else of Gabby Johnson from Blazing Saddles?

[budzin303]

@DarkWolfStudio LOL yes

[husker7141]

@DarkWolfStudio Oh, shit he does!

[OzzyFan87]

"Emperor Haile Selassie"

[johnwithrowjr]

OOOOOO I NEEDZ AN ERASER

[ashland1977]

This is so hilarious.

[Gigrantula58]

First, Larry Csonka, then Rowsdower, now PIPPER?!! How many other increduously-named characters can they have in this movie?

[cantstandya2]

2:14 one of Mike's best lines

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

"...can I drink you?"

[LatteBoy123]

"I hates legends!"

[easyeasy506]

that would be so hilarious ! I bet the old hermit is great with fixing things w/ nothing but duct tape and strands of his greasy old hair.

[bLuDcLoT06]

5:37

crow: "PIPPER HAILLE SELASSIE"

absolute genius!

[Capng123]

ZIOX: Now with lapetiphanine!

[ChaoticYak]

Then, they stuck a bottlebrush down my throat!

[EdwFam2010]

that crazy friggin hermit guy needs subtitles - or something.....

[easyeasy506]

The old man sounds like Red Green- must be his long-lost retarded cousin

[OrcishSlacker]

@easyeasy506 I'm pretty sure he actually is Red Green.

[perrottafamily1]

"MM, Good dope!"

[emcee89]

FEWD!!!

[EyeSea4VseMoHajaEsAi]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun XD

[MichRockHop81108]

mhm. yeah. no it wasn't. No they weren't. no they didn't.

[PaperbackWizard]

This segment has to be the funniest, right from the first "FOOD!"

[AMcGrath82]

"By the way, I hates that rabbit..."

[bloodrunsclear]

4:47 if you can hear that without laughing something is wrong with you

[MichRockHop81108]

5:52 is my favorite servo line.

[EponymousKid]

@vixie79 I actually still have a tape of this episode from when the show was still on the air. This one's a classic no doubt.

[cuvier868]

@vixie79 I first saw this on a Saturday morning. I damn near shit myself laughing. Space Mutiny and Soultaker are great as well.

[cuvier868]

"Can I drink him? Nah." LMAO!!!

[ert94464isback]

FOOD!!!

[EponymousKid]

I forgot how much I love Pipper. He manages to steal the show from Rowsdower, for Christ's sake!

[startrekingali]

Can i drink him? nooo...

[jdzero]

Jeri Ryan!

[DAVIDInitiative]

Mike Pipper is one of MST3K's best lampooned characters EVER.

[xRocketNumber9x]

Love how there's 3 people packed into this small cabin, and the army of thugs can't manage to find a single one of them.

[putzthewondersloth]

This guy sounds just like Red Green. I expect him to wrap something in ducttape.

[Kinemacolour]

@putzthewondersloth And he lives in Possum Lodge.

[th3vikes]

"ohhhh I needs an eraser"

"ohhh I hates those questions"



[jrmarrero96]

@adiostraitorobama Tom Waits reference actually. It's one of his greatest albums, or so I'm told. If you listen to Tom Waits voice it does sound similar to Pipper.

[jaydeebee114]

This episode literally hurts to watch, and I'm pretty sure it's damaged my internal organs. This amount of pure funny cannot be healthy. I love it.

[NYG4LIFE123]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun

[NYG4LIFE123]

Is that guy a Canadian Targo or what?

[Kiljoy947]

"Xeox, now with Laphatifamine."

[ComfyCushion87]

Pipper!... pipper partner... arnnnnngh... pipper digs...

[guysmiley00]

Anyone else think Mike Pipper is modeled on a cracked-out Fred Penner?

[LietKyns]

Rofl @ "I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"

[TheButton1983]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun?

[sannayy]

By the way, I hates that rabbit.

[Kiljoy947]

@sannayy If it's any consolation, I hates that rabbit, too.

[ChaoticYak]

Wait! I'm a huge quagmire!

[changyimei]

And now for the funniest part of this bad flick!

[Pumpkinart]

Moar FEWD.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

pipper partners

[cj397]

@AnEndlessWarPodcast also watch space mutiny and soultaker as well.

[Eddie820]

Ooooo what is that? Give me that varmint!

[pleasemallorie]

i taped this off of Sci-Fi when I was like eight.

and the Balderdash reference? Awesome.

I'm naming my kid Rowsdower....

[Dragmack]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo

[Dragmack]

PIPPERDIGS

ANOTHER HELPIN' 'O' FILTH FOR YA?

[mejasond]

The crazy hermit reminds me of Dr. John by the way he talks.

[fyiab]

Geez, Troy. That kid can sleep anywhere!

[bunkieb00]

gordon lightfoot at home....lmao! "know him? he was delicious!"

[ownedbyfurytwopoint0]

"Dont let it destroy you life too!"

"it already has..."

Crow: "Look at my hair!"

[glen1ster]

It's Rowlf!

[SubmarinerAndroid]

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"

[teddygramz2008]

FEWD

[guitarhero2211]

heh heh. 7 of 9

[watda74]

Pipper, just as memorable as and like Rowsdower, will always endure. lol

-DAGNABBIT!

[ChaoticYak]

Ziox. Now with Lapatithamine.

[JimGrim90]

Oh man, this guy's my favourite character.

[Gigrantula58]

I hates legends!

[drpants]

It's really sad what happened to Red Green...

[CarolinaOcelot]

00:38

Best facial expression ever.

[SuperKingChicken]

Did he just pick a sandwich up off the ground and eat it

[BloodylocksBathory]

Is Pipper Jim Henson's estranged brother? He sounds like Rowlf after 50 years of chain smoking.

[MrPing1000]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun?

[Tareltonlives]

Feral Jim Hensons. Very dangerous. You go first, Rowsdower.

[TheArmoredSaint78]

"Know him? He was delicious." ROTFFLMAO

[necros782]

OOOOHHH, I HATE DEM QUESTIONS!

[UpSky2]

1:06 f ...there's a star to the right of the MST3K globe...

[christimacc]

That Yosemite Sam bit is tremendous!

[thexsoar]

Know him... he was DELICIOUS!

[Boog609]

Have a drink on me, tattoo.

That line alone made my sides hurt. I had to pause the fucking movie because I laughed for the next five minutes or so.

[CarolinaOcelot]

Pipper Digs!

[heatseeker8]

It's Gordon Lightfoot at home! !!@@!!

[cj397]

if its any consellation i hates that rabbit too.

i fucking die everytime i hear crow say when they're talking with pipper: "there's the door i can just leave!" hahaha

[watda74]

I know I said earlier that Pipper could be 'Chewy;, but based on how he talks he's definitely Master Yoda, e.g. "many digs we did together", "good man he was, your dad". lol

-"OOOOOH, I'M GONNA HOG-TIE THAT VARMINT!!!

[dstewart0729]

"Here's the plan: my army of trained rats will lead the charge and my scabies will defend the flank." Love it.

[psycher7]

This guy was an archeologist. Sure. He makes Indiana Jones look like Claude Levi-Strauss.

[MST3K1986]

Didn't realize that Dr Teeth spent his last few years as a crazy hermit in backwoods of Southern Alberta. Sad really, he was a great band leader on The Muppet Show.

[sleepyhollow783]

@MST3K1986 Hard choice. Dr. Teeth or Yosemite Sam. I go with Yosemite Sam. :-)

[Dragmack]

@sleepyhollow783 OR or Tom Waits after smoking a bag of fertilizer.

[bloodrunsclear]

@MST3K1986

Darn it, I almost swallowed my gum reading that!

[OzzyFan87]

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun?" lol

[shiftyjake]

So, if you sacrifice to the idol, you get a an army. If you destroy the idol, you get a city. Wow, you can't lose.

[ChaoticYak]

"...this land was inhabited by the Ziox."

No it wasn't.

"They were a highly intelligent race."

Nuh-uh.

"Far advanced in science and architecture and literature."

No, they weren't.

"They built a huge city."

No, they didn't.

[raineandrews]

"Know him? He was delicious!"

"By the way I hates that Rabbit..."

"Can I drink him? ...No..."

Hahaha...gosh I am in love this riffing episode. I love how they all are getting tickled to death.

[theoriginal72]

6:21 Tom Waits reference

[20bladerunner94]

this kid needs to hit puberty

[InterEDGE]

man, every riff from this episode is a classic.

"if its any consolation i hates that rabbit too."

[MSW86]

0:31  Holy shit, it's Red Green!

[DanRaccoon]

we're eating your FOOD!

[ronvins]

"Can I drink him.. No."

[deepshadows86]

i wonder if there's beer on the sun?

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, what's this a pile of? Oh, crap. That's right.

Here's the plan: My army of trained rats will lead the charge and my scabies will protect our flank!

[kagetoh]

Holy shit that guy sounds exactly like Rowlf.

[AmazingL4rry]

So basically nothing happens in this movie for sixty minutes until they just happen to randomly stumble into the cabin of the one crazy old bastard who actually knows what's going on who immediately explains it all in about three minutes.

You gotta love Rowsdower's plan too, return the kid to his house where he was originally attacked. Yeah I'm sure the cult would never find him there in the very first place they ever looked for him.

[Gomess]

If this film had just replaced "Zeox(?)" with "Native Americans" or hell, even "Mayans", and the villain wasn't such a cypher, it might be a cool b-flick.

[doginstine]

Pipper, Pipper partners

[brooksie19]

"no they didn't"

"matted hair"

"wait I'm a huge quagmire!"

"i have a gag in my pocket"

"my army of trained rats

[NickMusicandComedy]

More FOOD!

[LaDracul]

"I'm a huge quagmire!"

Giggity!

[KarenTheRetroHippie]

"Leif Garrett today!"

What's funny is that Leif Garrett doesn't really look much different than Rosdower does these days...

[AtomicSpike]

I was cracking up for a few good minutes after "more fewd!"

[customcartoons]

I would be so depressed if I found out that Pipper really is played by Jim Hensen! D: now I have to go IMDB this...

[LaDracul]

@customcartoons Nope, but man, that guy sounds like Rowlf...

[battlestarnomore]

they toook our jobsssss

[OzzyFan87]

Pipper sounds like Bruce Springsteen.

[Hanakia]

"Kill your father?" "Sounds fun, but I'm busy!"

O

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XDDDDD that line makes me bust out laughing EVERY SINGLE TIME. I could watch this part a THOUSAND TIMES and it'll STILL make me laugh as hard as I did the FIRST time!

[Maplax]

"FOOD!" (Sorry, I had to quote it, it's my favorite part of the movie.)

[minefield1000]

A game of BALDERDASH ? What is BALDERDASH?

[BlasphemousApples]

Oh god, I was laughing so hard I was in tears when "Yosemite Sam" here was introduced.

[SinnFein4ever]

2:33-2:53

Oh my God, the Mormons were right!

The first Native Americans WERE White! XD

[Theburn77]

ahh fiddlesticks

[634devil]

I wonder if there's beer on the Sun?

[Curbinator]

it takes some kind of enormous balls to make a movie this bad

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

I love how they just keep laughing at Pipper.

"Pipper partners."

"Can I drink him? No..."

"Man, you kill one guy's dad..."

[theSuperMetroid]

that weird old man is like the Torgo of the 90's!

[johnnui]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun? XD

[AgainstAllGods]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I hates that varment!!

[ChaoticYak]

I hates legends!

[xJustDontBiteItx]

"Those 12 oz curls really take it outta me." LOL sounds like me on a saturday night!

[whoisdickieschnabel]

I don't just *like* this video; I adore it. LOVE IT. Once Pipper enters this menagerie, there's no stopping it.

[paperstreetfilms]

"Know 'em? He was delicious!"

[phoenix1861]

"If it's any consolation, I hates that rabbit, too!"

[snikt2k10]

That kids Eyebrows are bigger than the rest of him. I've never given a "swirley" to anyone before, but everytime i look at that kid, i'm consumed with the urge to!

[Zeetarfish]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun.

[snikt2k10]

Only cheap Mexican beer, im afraid.

[masticina]

This kid surely meets allot of ...well no he meets few people but they all are connected.. yeah!

[IIC3]

He sounds like Dr. Teeth from the Muppets.

[ElveeKaye]

Ooooooohhhh, ya varmint!

[HytchJR]

It's not often the guys properly laugh at something like they do at Pipper - that's what cracked me up xD

[aragornlover08]

Know him?! He was delicious!!

Haha! So funny.

[kissfan7]

I love how everyone in this movie is connected to everyone before they meet. The kid just happends to run into a former member of the cult that's trying to kill him and now he just happends to run into the house of bum that just happened to know his dad. Is Canada that small?

[Banminator]

Pipper sounds like an elderly Kermit the frog who smokes.

[chusidhe]

is that jim henson??? seriously. it sounds like one of the cowboys in that sesame street sketch with cookie monster as the great cookie thief!

[Banminator]

Pipper was one of Hensons less popular muppets.

[RogueFighter15]

@Banminator lmao you're right

[jcReno19]

FEWD!!

[ChaoticYak]

If it's any consolation, I hates that rabbit, too.

[blacksiouxsie]

Hey, where's "Leif Garrett TODAY!"?

[Marcosian011]

p.s.

"...their god cursed them and flooded the land with a rainstorm that lasted a full month"

Mike: "Our basements got wet..." HA!

[Marcosian011]

I'm sure this has already been posted, but I've gotta say that this scene in The Final Sacrifice is easily the funniest thing i've ever seen in all the years of watching MST3K. I mean, this Pipper character, the riffing, all of it is SPOT ON GENIUS. Every joke in this scene is hilarious, and fits perfectly with the rest of this god awful movie. If you had to show space aliens just one episode of MST3k.. would it not be The Final Sacrifice?

[ChaoticYak]

I love how they just laugh at him for almost the entire first scene he shows up.