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  • dieing cat at the end that what it sound like

  • Rob and Kristen are hilarious when they do commentaries. They get so distracted. In the Eclipse one they spend like five minutes talking about hamburgers xD

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  • lol i love rob hes so funny xx

  • tehe

  • pause at 0:11 and tell me that's not a creepy rob face!

    kristen at 0:28 it's just eww

  • @wendilili lmfao it's "cool to hate twilight". Of course it is, and very logical since TWILIGHT IS THE BIGGEST AND WORST TREND TO EVER MAKE A SHIT-STAIN ON THIS EARTH. Not to mention literature itself. Why do I do this? In the hope I'll lend you or someone else a good sense of rationality to not follow a soul-sucking, awful trend. In the hope you'll learn proper grammar and how to spell and use sentence structure properly.

  • @wendilili lmfao it's "cool to hate twilight". Of course it is, and very logical since TWILIGHT IS THE BIGGEST AND WORST TREND TO EVER MAKE A SHIT-STAIN ON THIS EARTH. Not to mention literature itself. Why do I do this? In the hope I'll lend you or someone else a good sense of rationality to not follow a soul-sucking, awful trend. In the hope you'll learn proper grammar and how to spell and use sentence structure properly. And also how to have an IQ that's beyond that of a 13 yr old.

  • @PeteyPoison Well if you were smart you would know that I ofcourse don't live in a English speaking country... English is my fourth language. Actually I'm 13... So what? Have a problem with the age 13?? Well because there's a lot of ppl that stayed being fans after everyone started dissing it because they thought it made them cool. So u think that if I stop liking twilight the trend will stop? That's really good sense and logical...

  • @wendilili So if that's supposed to be "up to the reader's imagination", I hope the readers enjoy a good mindfuck. Hell, the first time I tried reading Twilight, I put it right back on the shelf because even the premise of it was boring as hell and not very original. First time I read Anne Rice, I was pleasantly intrigued. Anne Rice = AMAZING vampire author. Smeyer is just trying to relive her teenage years and ensuring that immature girls and mothers STAY immature. It's sad.

  • @wendilili Yes well anything with vampires these days gets published. Anything. Worst part about it is most of it is talentless bullshit that I could have written rather easily back in 6th grade. And yes, fiction is fiction. There's also something called GOOD fiction which adheres to certain principles set in place by the author. Last time I checked, Breaking Dawn fucked over not only science, but the author's own canon as well.

  • @PeteyPoison Well no one gives a fuck about your opinion about what "good fiction" is. hahha if you could have written it in the 6th grade how come you're not the multimillionaire famous author now? lol. Are u sure you're not still in the 2nd grade? You're acting really immature or you're just a jealous poor wanna be author. Well once again it's fiction not science. People are not supposed to be able to life of blood but in fiction they can. Science is irrelevant in fiction...

  • @wendilili When you give some of your creations a scientific basis (thanks to Dr. Carlisle), it should make some sort of sense. Oh, but its okay. Us people who "HAVN'T EVEN RED TEH BUX!!" don't know anything about what makes for a good story, right? Twilight is only popular because it's marketable to a teenage audience. That's it, in a nutshell. Not because it is "good fiction" or because it's a love story. Take out the vampires and werewolves, and it's just another shitty romance novel.

  • @wendilili And I'M acting immature? You're the one trying to tell me nobody gives a fuck about my opinion, but if you didn't on some level want to have an argument over it, why are you even replying to anything I say? Also, if I was a "jealous poor wanna be author", I wouldn't be so good at noticing all of Mrs. Meyer's grammatical mistakes on EVERY FUCKING PAGE. You do know she only got published because the dumbass, newbie editor's assistant picked her work out of the slush pile, right?

  • @wendilili Not to mention that more reputable agent organizations and publishing companies gave her story the axe after reading the first paragraph. Maybe if you weren't so blinded by your obvious urges to follow terrible pop culture trends involving emotionally abusive metrosexual men who sparkle and stalk their girlfriend, weak female characters, and Mormon agenda....and if you didn't masturbate to horribly-written romance novels...you might actually know what good literature is.

  • @PeteyPoison I don't follow any trends, you do. Right now it's "cool" to hate twilight, that's the only reason you do it. I'm asking you now and I want an answer.

    WHY? Are you doing this? Why are you going to to vids of you hate and write bullshit? Why are you trying so hard for this? What's the point? Who gives a fuck about grammer? It's a good book and I enjoy reading it, relax and don't over analyze everything. Your life will be so much better and ppl will start wanting to be with u.

  • @PeteyPoison U will get a life hun :) <3

  • New Moon commentary will have ME....Cuz I'm gonna post the movie and cut the audio and just talk endlessly about how bad and retarded it is. But I'm also writing a vamp novel that will pwn the shit out of Smeyer. Some things I do for fun. Other things, I do for justice. And the commentary will be GREAT justice.

  • @PeteyPoison Let's see how money you will make out of that book... Stephanie is a millionaire now. Doubt u will ever be one, sry...

  • FluXez00: ... because Bella is not a vampire and cannot move as fast as them.

  • @ro332 There are how many vampires there - I mean fairies? Jump on one of their backs and you have a transport thingy fairy (Vampire, although there aren’t any vampires in this feeble and agonizing movie/series) ...but no, a vehicle is the way for a vampire to get around with a human girl. Meyer just killed everything that was right and good for the Vampire folklore. She raped it good!

  • @FluXez00 I got news for you hunny.... Vampires aren't real. It's fiction and you can do what ever with fiction.

  • @wendilili You're wrong, actually. You can't do much with fiction, however, you can take fiction add it your story thats about it, with MINOR changes but that's it. However, you make up your own things alongside with fiction, but fiction must stay fiction not some bullshit a woman with a wet dream made up.

  • @FluXez00 No. Fiction is fiction. It means it's not real and it's up to your imagination to do what ever with it.

  • @wendilili Yes, fiction isn't real, however, it doesn't mean you can takes it's liberties and completely change them around. Meyers should have just made up her own creatures.

    Vampire (folklore) - a corpse that rises at night to drink the blood of the living.

    In Twilight, you have vampires? running about in daylight, sparkling in the sunlight, going to a school, a group of villians who are pussys, playing baseball etc...Meyers stretched the Vampire folklore into unbelieveable non-sense.

  • @FluXez00 U know how much different versions there are of vampires?

    Then I can say that JK Rowling destroyed wizards because the "real" wizards are not supposed to go to school and be like the ugly Harry.

    There's no rule how vampires are supposed to be because they're made up anyway. Over the time ppl have been telling stories about vampires and it has changed when different ppl have told the story, Stephanie Meyer put her own twist. So did JK

  • @wendilili JK Rowling didn't change the concept of Wizards and Witches. That's magical education young Wizards and Witches are learning. She did her research well, she knows what she's doing. Wizards still have wands, witches still brew potions. And it doesn't matter if the characters are ugly, it's what the character's personality is and how you relate to them. In Twilight, you can't really say you relate to Bella, unless you're a slutty, whiney, bitchy girl.

  • @FluXez00 hhah slutty, whiney bitchy girl?

    I'll talk to you when you're more mature and have actually read the books.

    The original concept of wizards was not some fugly kids going to school. She changed wizards. You keep getting pwned by me why are you even commenting on this vid? Get a life dude...

  • @wendilili I wouldn't read the books because I am not stupid enough to set my eyes on them and anyways, I have friends who are girls talk it about day and night. Moreover, You're not pawning me, your sentences are weak! Fiction is like an elastic band it can only stretch so far, but Meyers broke it, she injested necrophilia and beastiality in her series. And not only that, she had a Vampire make a baby with a human girl, how did Edward get his blood? (continued)

  • @wendilili She's also sending the wrong messages to young girls who read them, example: You're nothing without a boyfriend...and so many more. Bella and Edwards love is based on looks, and how stunning the other can be! Stephen King even critisized Meyers about how Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. Meyers is a terrible writer (source: Stephen King) , it was like she just made stuff up to go along with her sickening love theme.

  • @wendilili Meyers twisted the Vampire folklore hard core. People are calling the Vampires in Twilight; Fairies. I understand why, the fucking vampires drive vehciles, they (The Volturi?) talk their problems out, their fucking pussies. It's pretty fucking stupid for Meyers to build up so much fued with the Volturi (I am sure if that's right) and the Cullens over some dumb human girl who lies hasn't began yet. She should have done her research better, then just make up things.

  • @FluXez00 ahhah Haters with out a life is calling them fairies. It's a lovestory, she has made that clear many times. But stupid ppl like you still don't get it...

  • @wendilili The people who haven't read the Twilight series are the ones who have good taste in books, and knows what is a good story to a terrible story. People who have Twilight can't tell the difference, because Meyers can't write. By the way, Bella is described as a girl who depends on Edward to many times and whiney, not to mention clumsy! And I have life, thank you very much!

  • @FluXez00 hahha you amuse me, you try so freaking hard to say how much u dislike a book u never read. You can't say someone has "bad taste" ppl like different stuff. I pwned you so fucking much it's unbelievable. I bet you're like 14 and don't like twilight because you think it makes you cool but you have no friends that's why you spend so much time going to vids of things you don't like and write bullshit. No, you don't have a life sweetie.

  • @wendilili ahah. It's true every Twilight fan will deny anything said negative about the Twilight series!

  • @FluXez00 ahah. It's true every twilight hater is pathetic and doesn't have a life!

  • @wendilili That's all you have to say. Damn, Damn! ahaha. I pity you! 

  • @FluXez00 I pity you because you go on a vid about something you hate and spend time writing comments :)

  • @wendilili The more things you say, the more I laugh at you! Seriously, you need to read more books, because looking upon in retrospect in the future you'll have a moment of shame and humiliation having read the books and watched the movies. You should just give up! Twilight fans don't have any valid reasons as to why Twilight is any good other than: "OMGZ ROB PAT IS SOO HOT OR JACOB IS SOO HOT!", in all of honesty, it adds more fuel for the haters towards the series.

  • @FluXez00 Well laugh all you want, you're just pathetic.

    I read a lot of books actually and I really enjoy twilight, why does that bother you so much? ehm... Actually I'm not a big fan of either Robert or Taylor, I really like Kristen though. She's an great actress. Haters should get a life and start spending time on stuff they like instead of stuff they hate.

  • @wendilili lol she acts exactly the same in every movie shes in lmfao boooooooooooooooooo

  • @Wacked420 LMFAO You haven't seen any of her movies. GROW UP

  • @wendilili Lol i have seen more then u think..i think u need to grow up.. i voiced my opinion.. so deal with it bitch

  • @Wacked420 I doubt that hunni. Voiced your opinion? You wrote like a five year old and you don't just call a person bitch because they don't think the same as you.

  • @wendilili im not ur hunny Bitch. i called you a bitch becuz ur being a bitch.. its not my fault ur all butt hurt cuz i dissed ur fav shitty actor. get over it

  • @Wacked420 Well based on how you write and what you wrote I assumed you were a 10 year old boy so I was treating you like the kid you are.

    Does your mother know you use words like that? You are way to young and you probably doesn't know what them mean. Sweetie don't rush your childhood ;) Everyone is entitled to their opinion even though yours are not correct.

  • @wendilili lol ok u an assume wtv u want little girl.. so ur saying im a kid becuz i didint write a big dumb paragraph like what u just wrote.. lmao ok im a 21 year old kid... lmao people like u are so pethetic.. answere me this. why u get so mad when i say she cant act??? thats all i said. and that makes me 10 years old.. right considering most twilight fans are CHILDREN.. lol dumb bitch

  • @Wacked420 lol and i bet theres ALOT of people in the world who agree wit me hahaha but anyway lil emo girl.. im done talking to u so plz shut up... im sure ur gonna comment again and say im a child.. lol cuz thats all u seem to know how to say

  • @Wacked420 I'm not mad you are the one that's mad, calling me bitch etc...

    Lol. I don't believe that your 21. She can act very good actually. If you don't think so, that's your problem but just because I do doesn't make me a bitch. lmao

  • @wendilili lol no that does not make u a bitch but calling me childish for my opinion does.. lol u think she is a good actor.. I dont... Get over it. seriously lol... if u cant then obviously your the one who needs to grow the fuck up

  • @Wacked420 Lol I called you childish because you were acting childish, I was in no way being a bitch. Now you write to me to get over it? That's what I've been telling you to do all the time but you just keep cursing and getting mad calling me names. I don't get why you take such offense from me not thinking like you... lol I'm the one acting mature here.

  • @wendilili i wasint being childish at all.. you started this whole argument cuz u couldent take my opion on her acting... wtf??? can u shut up now. cuz ur fucking retarded

  • I DON"T get why their escaping in a FUCKING HUMMER OR WHAT EVER SHIT IT IS! There vampires, for fuck sakes!!

  • @FluXez00 I don't get why they play baseball either. WTF.

  • @PeteyPoison I don't get why this is a movie or a book series. I also don't understand why they didn't rip each other apart. And I have not a clue why they are playing baseball when they should be terrorizing cities or villages and sucking human’s blood to survive. Meyers bastardly work is terrible thing that ever happened to fiction romance, let alone literature itself. WTF!

  • @FluXez00 And the whole thing could have been averted if only the editor's assistant who picked her shit-storm from the slush pile had been SMART and realized that YA novels are not 1) needlessly long 2) based on Mormon propaganda or 3) make up their own shit about vampires just because they'd rather type shit instead of keeping their fingers in their cooch where it belongs....instead of using their bizarre sex fantasy to effectively rape the world of its brains and the thesaurus of its words. 

  • @PeteyPoison I don't think Meyers has an editor, because any editor wouldn't allow the process of the publication of Meyers work. Then again, the editor must have been really dumb to allow it and on top of that enlarge the font size and allowing only so much text on one page to make the book look big! If it were like a (ex) Harry Potter or a Stephen King book, the book would have been a short story and the series would have consisted of 2 books. I don't think there are any vampires in Twilight.

  • Wootz Kristen! Can't wait to hear HER growl in BD

  • over rated shit..!!! that's it... now, girlie girls, gay guys, bring the hate comments.. lmao..!!! defend your gay vampires.. lol..

  • @museman007 LMAO!!! i swear your comment had me rolling =)

    i'm really surprised no fans tried to curse you out yet though... lol

  • @princess9898 no one replied because it was a stupid comment lol.

    seriously? girlie girls? gay guys? gay vampires?

    what do you even say to that lol.

    ftr, i like twilight lol.

  • @noodlefabulous No, go to the movie theater and you will see the whole guetto people watching twilight... LMAO. Look, if you are older than 20, or you are a guy, and you still like this? trust me, you have serious problems, you are not fan, you are a fanatic, and I don't argue with fanatics... c-ya..;)

  • @museman007 what is guetto?

    & this isn't even arguing...

    & i barely understood your comment. check your grammar lol.

    & i just dont get why people like to call twilight gay lol

    it just doesn't make sense.

    if i didn't like you, it wouldn't be right of me to call you gay.

    my point was your comment was kind of pointless. all you did was disrespect a popular movie.

    did you expect some kind of retaliation?

  • @noodlefabulous

    I like twilight too!! I don't see what's so "gay" about it. It's a love story :^) and If love is gay for you good look finding the one...

    And I saw Eclipse today and it was AWESOME =)

    Just wanted to add that.... lol

  • @museman007 try tellin tht 2 the MILLIONS of fans...then we'll c who looks gay

  • @zacandnatsocute I know there's millions of fans of the twilight saga, that's why I said it's just over rated shit..!!! Let's be realistic and tell me one thing.. what does a 17 years old girl knows about true love?? ask this question to any adult person and see what they answer.. ok? oh, by the way, if you are going to reply, improve your spelling. A vampire used to be an evil creature, now THIS? The end of the world is near.. LMAO.!!

  • FILTHY HOBBITZ-EZ!!

  • Kristen :D

  • LOL! That was so funy!

    Kristen rocks! :D

  • "dont put it on the dvd whatever you heard us do" oh i heard it alright...

  • He said "don't put it on the dvd whatever you(do) if it is I'll sue'... just thought I'd clear that for you!..

  • omgosh, kristen sounded like Gollum xD

  • Yeah, I was just thinking "Huh, that sounded like someone was trying to strangle Gollum and his eyes were about to pop out!" XD

  • @HoistxthexColorsxfan "THE PRECIOUSSS IS LOST!!!!!"

  • LOL KRISTEN AND ROB ARE SO HILLAREOUS

  • I was sorta disappointed in this part of twilight :( in the book, they made me believe that they would turn more "animal like". They kinda just stood around doing half-assed hisses trying to look "intimidating" here -.-* The commentary is funny though :D

  • I love this!

  • I love the part of the audio commentary when Rob says "Now listen guys!" haha he's so funny i love him!

  • lol and i loved when he started singing at the part where he unbuttons his shirt and sparkles lol

  • yeah and the part when after they drive away from the frap boys and he says, "I love how I'm going 2 miles per hour! It's like, 'Slow down!' 'I can't go any slower!' " lol

  • LOL, I love that part too.

    I CANT wait for New Moon commentary

    Hopefully he'll be on it.

  • new moon commentary will have chris weitz, rob, kristen and taylor. i want to hear more of rob and kristen though. hopefully taytay wont say much lol

  • OMG!!

    Yay! thanks Lol.

  • @SaveTheZebra how blown was i when they didn't have them in the commentary all because chris ain't kristen's burger!

  • aw kristen is just so plain awesome!

  • that was hilarious.

  • Ha ha ha I ♥ kristen stewart!!!

  • I have the DVD but on mine there isn´t any commentarys. :( So can´t somebody upload the hole movie with the commentary?

  • Thats so funny!!! Everytime I watch Twilight, i have to watch it with them talking! Rob is so HAWT!!!!!!!

  • i have to listen to the commentary now! I haven't yet lol

  • yea it has sum really funny voice

  • i mean parts

  • Funny parts:

    "Now listen guys...let's all...come on, let's be simple about this" *with gay voice*

    "What do we eat?" ...."cheeseburgers!"

    "I'm sorry Bella but I'm just a sweaty guy!"

  • I know! epic win

  • my favorite part was when he just saved her b4 those port angela boys gang hurt her and they r going like two miles an hour and in the commentary rob is saying: i love how im going 2 miles an hour and in the book she is like SLOW DOWN!!! rob: i cant go any slower! i just laughed so hard and idk why

  • My favorite part is before that. He says "Okay, listen guyyyyssss!" in this really prissy voice and it cracked. me. UP.

  • ROFL!!! OMG!!! KRISTEN!! LOL!

  • i pmsl every time i watch the commentry especially what Rob says at the Port Angeles frat guy bit!...oh man its hilarious!

    "Ask the most basic question, what do we eat?"

    "Cheeseburgers!" haha pmsl!!hahaha

  • NEVER TRuST A GUY WHO PLUCKS HIS EYEBROWES

  • Robert is so Random on this commentary haha. Made me laugh so much. actually, you don't hear him for a while then he just randomly says something haha.

  • i have the dvd

    and if you have it

    i REALLY reccomend watching it with the commentry, some of the things rob says is so funny, like he puts on this really gay voice and is like 'come on guys, lets just, come on lets be simple about his'

    PMSL,

    so yea, watch it <3

  • oh yeah! that part is soooo funny! i watched it like 20 times.. another funny part is when emmett jumps on bella's truck and rob is like, "oh i thought he was riding a bicycle"

  • what pmsl mean >>??

  • neva mind i figured it out

    (yay go me !!)

    lol it is peein ma self lafin riite??

    yeah it is whoo i got it !!

    team jake

    lovees edward 2 doh XD

  • LOL, I ♥ Rob/Edward and Kristen/Bella. I think they both made the perfect Edward and Bella! So funny! Haha, I love Twilight.

  • Kristen is so hilarious in this commentary! Rob as well...but Kristen killed me during this scene! It was hilarious!

  • that girl is my effing hero! lmao

  • hahahahahahahahahaha you got to love it :)

  • hahahahahahahhahhahahhahhahahh­ahah

    funny

  • hahaha =]

  • lmfao.

  • lolwhen i got the dvd and watched this i was craking up

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